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(Some Guy) PSA "TSA brings full body scanning to Cleveland airport." Lament the loss of your civil liberties if you must, but remember the poor TSA agent who is forced to look at naked Clevelanders every day   (wkyc.com) divider line 254
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2009-07-31 07:10:47 PM
Fu*k the TSA.

They should have to give oral to every single person forced to go through those scanners.
 
2009-07-31 07:13:51 PM
I guess my days of flying with weed are numbered.
 
2009-07-31 07:34:45 PM
What's next, of course, is the website that caters to full body scanning porn, with mostly staged shots of blurry-faced, body-shape-distorted airport travelers posed in erotic positions. But if you click the "amateur" tab, and then scroll down to the "spycam" section, what you'll find are camera phone shots uploaded by enterprising TSA guards from their cubicles. This will be the site's most popular area. These images will be copied and re-copied, Photoshopped into a variety of more straight-laced porn images. Eventually, one of the individuals whose image was copied will recognize the butterfly vibrator she'd been wearing that day through security--the most humiliating day of her life, thank you very much--and she'll realize that she's now the star in a multi-page bukkake photo shoot involving Asian men, and she'll sue. And the website will claim all sorts of First Amendment protections, and the TSA will launch a massive internal investigation and implement rules banning cell phones in body scanning offices, but by then it won't really matter because the first Internal Body Probes will have been introduced at airports and x-ray body scanning will be just a distant, fond memory.
 
2009-07-31 07:37:05 PM
Too damned invasive. If they want to pat me down, I'm okay with that but they have no right to see my wang. My huge and precious wang.
 
2009-07-31 08:37:43 PM
It's all security theatre, meant to make us all believe that we are safer when we really aren't.
 
2009-07-31 10:45:37 PM
They can't see my wang unless I can see theirs. That's the way I was brought up.

/daddy had a big wang
 
2009-07-31 10:46:59 PM
This is bullshiat. And nothing will be done about it. We deserve what is happening to us as a nation.
 
2009-07-31 10:47:41 PM
Because we all know that Cleveland is a major hub for terrorist activity.
 
2009-07-31 10:47:52 PM
What if I just got done swimming? Do I at least get a chance to explain that there was shrinkage?
 
2009-07-31 10:48:26 PM
Douglas Quaid could tell you the trouble this will cause.
 
2009-07-31 10:49:41 PM
Those scanners cost too much, why not just get a pair of these?

img384.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-31 10:50:11 PM
www.trrill.com
 
2009-07-31 10:50:33 PM
I kinda skimmed over it, but I didn't see anything about who is going to be scanned? Is this for every passenger? So every passenger either gets to be scanned or patted down?

Seriously, what was wrong with what they had already? Every little tiny thing sets those detectors off, so it's not like they were freaking missing anything, were they?

I can maybe see going through that scanner or a pat down if you set off the detector. Better than a freaking humiliating strip down in front of the TSA officer. Otherwise, wtf??
 
2009-07-31 10:51:23 PM
Do these work well with chainmail? Or perhaps some fun shaped aluminum foil pieces attached to the inside of clothing?
 
2009-07-31 10:51:30 PM
I wonder what these things do to your body. somehow I doubt that it is 10,000 times less than exposure to cell phones.

I don't know about you but I cant see through clothes when i use my cellphone.
 
2009-07-31 10:52:46 PM
Within 6 months there will be naked pics of peoples scans posted to the internet.
 
2009-07-31 10:54:45 PM
I wonder if they are hiring

/perv
 
2009-07-31 10:55:01 PM
The general public of this country has turned into frightened sheep. Fark the TSA.
 
2009-07-31 10:55:07 PM
Pocket Ninja: What's next, of course, is the website that caters to full body scanning porn, with mostly staged shots of blurry-faced, body-shape-distorted airport travelers posed in erotic positions. But if you click the "amateur" tab, and then scroll down to the "spycam" section, what you'll find are camera phone shots uploaded by enterprising TSA guards from their cubicles. This will be the site's most popular area. These images will be copied and re-copied, Photoshopped into a variety of more straight-laced porn images. Eventually, one of the individuals whose image was copied will recognize the butterfly vibrator she'd been wearing that day

This is the part where my brain stopped processing what you wrote and was on to its own delicious fantasy. I'm sure I'm not alone.
 
2009-07-31 10:55:11 PM
trillium13: I kinda skimmed over it, but I didn't see anything about who is going to be scanned? Is this for every passenger? So every passenger either gets to be scanned or patted down?

Seriously, what was wrong with what they had already? Every little tiny thing sets those detectors off, so it's not like they were freaking missing anything, were they?

I can maybe see going through that scanner or a pat down if you set off the detector. Better than a freaking humiliating strip down in front of the TSA officer. Otherwise, wtf??


Clearly you haven't been paying attention. The 9/11 hijackers were armed to the teeth with C-4 and all ceramic guns that don't exist. Surely you didn't think they could take over a plane with a 1" exposed razor blade? And you couldn't possibly believe that a plane crashing into a skyscraper is enough to bring it down...that's unpossible.
 
2009-07-31 10:55:21 PM
Let's say that the image scanner does find something, like a gun or something. Are we to believe that this piece of evidence, potentially very useful in a criminal prosecution, is just deleted never to be seen again?

Yea, I smell a steaming pile of bullshiat here.
 
2009-07-31 10:56:21 PM
I can't wait for them to freak out at the first colostomy bag. There's even detachable ones. "You wanna know what's in here? Sure, let me pull it out! Here- SPLAT."

Probably get tasered, but soooooo worth it.
 
2009-07-31 10:56:35 PM
A lot of people flying in and out of Cleveland are going to get steamed over this.
 
2009-07-31 10:57:32 PM
IStateTheObvious: Within 6 months there will be naked pics of peoples scans posted to the internet.

That is likely the only thing that could derail the plans to have the scanners in every airport in the US. Many of these people are just fine with the scanners because they don't realize the resolution of which they are capable. Blissful ignorance is blissful, I suppose.
 
2009-07-31 10:57:40 PM
bronyaur1: It's all security theatre, meant to make us all believe that we are safer when we really aren't.

Security Theatre?:

i10.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-31 10:58:30 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: A lot of people flying in and out of Cleveland are going to get steamed over this.

pic.phyrefile.com
 
2009-07-31 10:58:31 PM
kidsizedcoffin:

Do these work well with chainmail? Or perhaps some fun shaped aluminum foil pieces attached to the inside of clothing?

A foil-wrapped cucumber?
 
2009-07-31 10:59:38 PM
I got paid $70 to have my fat ass scanned when they were developing these to develop a database of "average" people. All I did was stand there for 10 minutes, holding onto a bicycle handlebar over my head while the MRI (yes, a farking MRI) whirled around me, then got my $70 check.

Those farktards even took out TAXES for that. Why? I wasn't an employee of any company...I was a volunteer. To this day (10+ years later), I *still* can't understand why...
 
2009-07-31 11:00:25 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: A lot of people flying in and out of Cleveland are going to get steamed over this.

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaand the thread is over.
 
2009-07-31 11:00:31 PM
Coming soon to every train station, government building, hospital, school, mall and movie theater near you.

/Nothing to see here citizen, except for my weiner.
 
2009-07-31 11:01:43 PM
IStateTheObvious: trillium13: I kinda skimmed over it, but I didn't see anything about who is going to be scanned? Is this for every passenger? So every passenger either gets to be scanned or patted down?

Seriously, what was wrong with what they had already? Every little tiny thing sets those detectors off, so it's not like they were freaking missing anything, were they?

I can maybe see going through that scanner or a pat down if you set off the detector. Better than a freaking humiliating strip down in front of the TSA officer. Otherwise, wtf??

Clearly you haven't been paying attention. The 9/11 hijackers were armed to the teeth with C-4 and all ceramic guns that don't exist. Surely you didn't think they could take over a plane with a 1" exposed razor blade? And you couldn't possibly believe that a plane crashing into a skyscraper is enough to bring it down...that's unpossible.


Oh! Silly me.
 
2009-07-31 11:01:54 PM
www.coyoteblog.com
 
2009-07-31 11:03:30 PM
Zomg! I'm stopping yoru 3+ oz liquid terrorists from getting on a plane.

Also, I see your tiny wang.


Feel safer yet?
 
2009-07-31 11:04:28 PM
www.dreamweaverclub.com

First GIS result for "sexy Cleveland".
Trust me, do NOT look at the rest.
 
2009-07-31 11:05:15 PM
TWO...WEEKS
 
2009-07-31 11:05:29 PM
trapped-in-CH: I can't wait for them to freak out at the first colostomy bag. There's even detachable ones. "You wanna know what's in here? Sure, let me pull it out! Here- SPLAT."

Probably get tasered, but soooooo worth it.


HAHAHA Thanks for providing much needed laugh after stressful study session. LOL
 
2009-07-31 11:06:12 PM
so, if they scan a child then wouldn't they be guilty of possessing child-porn? no way MY daughters are flying through cleveland
 
2009-07-31 11:06:24 PM
I don't see the big deal. The TSA already has authority to strip search us. I'd much rather be scanned than stripped. And I don't care if anyone sees my wang because the human wang is a beautiful thing.
 
2009-07-31 11:06:33 PM
A lot of people flying in and out of Cleveland are going to get steamed over this.

.....AAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD CUT!
 
2009-07-31 11:07:05 PM
Ok we have the full bodied x-rays. Now where are the triple breasted women?

It's 2009. I want my flying car triple breasted woman.
 
2009-07-31 11:07:09 PM
blogs.knoxnews.com

Not how I'd want to spend my day.
 
2009-07-31 11:09:08 PM
Does someone have pics that show the resolution of these things? I seem to remember seeing them in an article somewhere, but I can't remember how good the resolution is.
 
2009-07-31 11:09:52 PM
blogs.ajc.com
 
2009-07-31 11:10:06 PM
trapped-in-CH: I can't wait for them to freak out at the first colostomy bag. There's even detachable ones. "You wanna know what's in here? Sure, let me pull it out! Here- SPLAT."

Probably get tasered, but soooooo worth it.


Um...*all* colostomy bags are removable

/just sayin'
 
2009-07-31 11:15:21 PM
Cleveland: See our river that catches on fire!

Cleveland "tourism" video (new window)
 
2009-07-31 11:15:24 PM
kirby528: Does someone have pics that show the resolution of these things? I seem to remember seeing them in an article somewhere, but I can't remember how good the resolution is.

Full body scan (pops) (possibly, maybe NSFW?)
 
2009-07-31 11:16:09 PM
Seriously, I'll be happy when the entire airline industry goes bankrupt. Fark them, they deserve it.
 
2009-07-31 11:18:33 PM
eraser8: kirby528: Does someone have pics that show the resolution of these things? I seem to remember seeing them in an article somewhere, but I can't remember how good the resolution is.

Full body scan (pops) (possibly, maybe NSFW?)


Rather humilitiating that is.

Calmamity: Fu*k the TSA.

They should have to give oral to every single person forced to go through those scanners.


No thanks.
/have you seen the women who work for TSA?
 
2009-07-31 11:18:38 PM
Need_MindBleach: Seriously, I'll be happy when the entire airline industry goes bankrupt.

Agreed. Then scientists will be forced to give us beaming technology!
 
2009-07-31 11:19:26 PM
kirby528: /have you seen the women who work for TSA?

Or, worse: the men.
 
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