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(Billings Gazette)   Man awaiting arson trial charged with rape. Now he just needs murder and Hedy will hire him   (billingsgazette.com ) divider line
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2009-07-31 02:20:29 PM  
Thats HEDLEY !!!
 
2009-07-31 02:29:05 PM  

jmotlus: Thats HEDLEY !!!


Came here to say that. :)
 
2009-07-31 02:29:13 PM  

jmotlus: Thats HEDLEY !!!


Done
 
2009-07-31 02:29:14 PM  

jmotlus: Thats HEDLEY !!!


Came for this. +1 Subby
 
2009-07-31 02:30:05 PM  
Is he a methodist?
 
2009-07-31 02:30:08 PM  
dammit he didn't say raep twice
 
2009-07-31 02:30:23 PM  
You said rape twice.
 
2009-07-31 02:30:24 PM  
And rape.

/I like rape.
 
2009-07-31 02:30:32 PM  
one and done.

/god i love fark
 
2009-07-31 02:30:36 PM  
www.scvhistory.com
 
2009-07-31 02:30:42 PM  
But he only said "rape" once...I guess that means he doesn't like rape that much.
 
2009-07-31 02:31:14 PM  
Pedarsonist? Arsonpedo?
 
2009-07-31 02:31:32 PM  
The charge carries a possible prison sentence of 4 to 100 years.

Really?
 
2009-07-31 02:31:45 PM  
Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
 
2009-07-31 02:31:47 PM  
Stupid puritanical society won't let a man enjoy simple pleasures like forcible sex and fire. I hear that in Europe they are very relaxed about these things. Free country my ass.
 
2009-07-31 02:31:59 PM  

jmotlus: Thats HEDLEY !!!


Damn you!
 
2009-07-31 02:32:36 PM  
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!
 
2009-07-31 02:33:25 PM  

tweekster: The charge carries a possible prison sentence of 4 to 100 years.

Really?


Damn calculus.
I mean judicial system.
 
2009-07-31 02:33:47 PM  
Someone who knows how to post pics should just post those uber hilarious Montan Meth poster images... I see them everytime I drive to Billing or Miles City. Theyre always good for a laugh!
 
2009-07-31 02:33:50 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Pedarsonist? Arsonpedo?


Analrapist.

It's pronounced 'a-nal-ra-pist'.
 
2009-07-31 02:34:13 PM  
Threads like this is why I <3 Fark
 
2009-07-31 02:34:34 PM  
i166.photobucket.com

/disapproves
 
2009-07-31 02:35:02 PM  

jmotlus: Thats HEDLEY !!!


What are you worried about? It's 1874, he can sue her.
 
2009-07-31 02:35:05 PM  

Perducci: Sapper_Topo: Pedarsonist? Arsonpedo?

Analrapist.

It's pronounced 'a-nal-ra-pist'.


I'll take "The Rapists" for 200
 
2009-07-31 02:35:37 PM  
...gee, subby, you use yer mouth purdier than a 10 dollar whore...
 
2009-07-31 02:36:00 PM  
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shiat out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
 
2009-07-31 02:38:20 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is he a methodist?


No but he did stampede cattle through the Vatican.
 
2009-07-31 02:39:05 PM  

Hamilton_G_Fantomas: Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shiat out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.


That's probably my favorite part of that whole movie.

Also came to ask if that man is a nig-.
 
2009-07-31 02:39:15 PM  
Maybe this guy can try out for the Dallas Cowboys.
 
2009-07-31 02:39:43 PM  
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives
 
2009-07-31 02:40:47 PM  
He needs another rape too.

/off the the No. 6 Dance...
 
2009-07-31 02:41:44 PM  

bmfderek: Hamilton_G_Fantomas: Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shiat out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

That's probably my favorite part of that whole movie.

Also came to ask if that man is a nig-.


Yeah me too, I just live hearing Slim Pickens deliver those lines.
 
2009-07-31 02:41:52 PM  

bmfderek: Hamilton_G_Fantomas: Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shiat out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

That's probably my favorite part of that whole movie.

Also came to ask if that man is a nig-.



...WHAT DID HE SAY...?

...he said the sheriff is near...
 
2009-07-31 02:43:26 PM  
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.


Ditto.
 
2009-07-31 02:43:35 PM  
Chewing gum on line? Did you bring enough for everyone?
 
2009-07-31 02:43:59 PM  
Say....boys!
www.filmbuffonline.com
 
2009-07-31 02:46:47 PM  
razzzerfraazum didgiggleshemldoofum dag gabbit!
 
2009-07-31 02:48:25 PM  
ma'am, I hate to disappoint ya, but yo' suckin on mah arm.

/too bad that was cut.
 
2009-07-31 02:48:59 PM  
Where the white women at?
 
2009-07-31 02:49:59 PM  
Splendid.
 
2009-07-31 02:50:17 PM  
Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
 
2009-07-31 02:51:48 PM  
Electriclectic just pawn in game of life.
 
2009-07-31 02:52:19 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is he a methodist?

No but he did stampede cattle through the Vatican.


Kinky
 
2009-07-31 02:52:27 PM  
Excuse me while I whip this out...
 
2009-07-31 02:53:36 PM  

elvisaintdead: razzzerfraazum didgiggleshemldoofum dag gabbit!


Genuine frontier gibberish
 
2009-07-31 02:54:23 PM  

Dirtybird971: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.


Ditto.


ditto? you provincial putz!
 
2009-07-31 02:54:48 PM  
Mongo Like.
 
2009-07-31 02:56:14 PM  
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.
 
2009-07-31 02:56:15 PM  
and isn't it a wonderful day

up yours N....
 
2009-07-31 02:57:02 PM  
Now go do

that voodoo

that you do

so well!
 
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