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(Some Guy)   Police discovered piles of human remains at Burr Oak cemetery in 2005, but decided the bones were too old to be of interest. Please click at left for pictures of Chief Wiggums in variety of poses   (chicagobreakingnews.com) divider line 71
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2009-07-31 03:00:05 PM
You have to have more than one of something to have a variety.
 
2009-07-31 03:18:08 PM
FAIL of a headline

but at least it gives me reason to post:

download.lardlad.com

"Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue... is there, bonesy"?

"Oh, I wish chief. With that kind of dough, I could
buy me some eyeballs"!

"That's the spirit, bonesy. Why don't you sing a song for
the nice people"?

"Okay! Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah
doo-dah, Camptown races five miles long..."

download.lardlad.com
 
2009-07-31 04:15:27 PM
My God! How many people died in this plane crash?!
 
2009-07-31 04:38:54 PM
The police were in on it?
 
2009-07-31 04:39:52 PM
"Bake him away, Toys..."


www.kaosklub.com
 
2009-07-31 04:42:12 PM
"It's unclear where the skull or other remains were before that, or where they eventually ended up." - FTA

As someone who's actually bought a human skull on eBay, I think i can probably answer that..

//it was for photography, ostensibly..
 
2009-07-31 04:42:39 PM
calbert: FAIL of a headline

but at least it gives me reason to post:


I internet love you.

I believe the piles are located on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, they're directly under the earth's sun...now!
 
2009-07-31 04:44:23 PM
Please stop posting pictures of Chief Wiggum and find some of Chief Wiggums. Please!
 
2009-07-31 04:45:00 PM
...and who the hell is Chief Wiggums subby?

have you ever even watched the show?

-1
 
2009-07-31 04:48:21 PM
Shouldn't it be Chief Niggums?
 
2009-07-31 04:48:41 PM
Well, we can dig up 1,000 year old grave sites "For Science"

So we can dig up 100 year old graves "For Profit"
 
2009-07-31 04:49:13 PM
"One of the workers took a skull to his motel room..." FTA.
 
2009-07-31 04:50:16 PM
suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless
 
2009-07-31 04:51:05 PM
Probably some sort of "economic profiling" going down.
 
2009-07-31 04:54:34 PM
Please, out of respect for our loved ones, can you please take the photos of the headstones off the main page? It is very upsetting to see in GENERAL and for many of us who had family buried in the late 1940's or for any year for that much and do not see a headstone you are only causing more grief for us.

Please tell me this is a farker that's just trolling.
 
2009-07-31 04:57:03 PM
I'm clicking on the link at left but Im just getting a link to the article! Or did you mean the headlines left? In which case why didn't you say right to avoid confusion?!
 
2009-07-31 04:57:13 PM
Since the pictures aren't actually in the article, wouldn't you click to the right to open up this thread to find all the farkers that have refused to post said pictures?
 
2009-07-31 04:58:15 PM
otto the bull: Shouldn't it be Chief Niggums?

img394.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-31 04:58:43 PM
Can't you people solve these problems yourselves? I mean we can't be 'policing' the whole city
 
2009-07-31 04:59:16 PM
Point02GPA: "One of the workers took a skull to his motel room..." FTA.

They make a great bong.
 
2009-07-31 05:00:03 PM
Point02GPA: "One of the workers took a skull to his motel room..." FTA.

Sometimes you just have to have sex with stuff before you bring it to the police.
 
2009-07-31 05:00:10 PM
Did anyone else wander into the mugshots gallery on that page?

www.chicagotribune.com


Defendant: Michael "Tatoo" Knuth
(Lincoln Police Department photo / July 28, 2009)
Charge: Attempted first-degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm

"These arrest and booking photos are provided by law enforcement officials. Arrest does not imply guilt, and criminal charges are merely accusations. A defendant is presumed innocent unless proven guilty and convicted."

Um, OK.
 
2009-07-31 05:00:20 PM
www.chicagotribune.com

from the mugshots link down and to the right.

sigh

linko caliento
 
2009-07-31 05:00:22 PM
Stoopid Subtard! Everyone knows it's Chief Wiggen
 
2009-07-31 05:01:10 PM
*fist shake at linker3000*

10 seconds
 
2009-07-31 05:05:05 PM
Fairlane500: Point02GPA: "One of the workers took a skull to his motel room..." FTA.

Sometimes you just have to have sex with stuff before you bring it to the police.


Yeah, man, but the skullfarkery has got to stop somewhere.
 
2009-07-31 05:06:01 PM
"Did anyone else wander into the mugshots gallery on that page?"

Apart from offacue ;-)
 
2009-07-31 05:06:20 PM
www.chicagotribune.com

And why does this one look like a bad Photoshop?
 
2009-07-31 05:06:31 PM
linker3000: Defendant: Michael "Tatoo" Knuth
(Lincoln Police Department photo / July 28, 2009)
Charge: Attempted first-degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm


Why do they call him [sic] "Tatoo?"
 
2009-07-31 05:09:42 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: linker3000: Defendant: Michael "Tatoo" Knuth
(Lincoln Police Department photo / July 28, 2009)
Charge: Attempted first-degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm

Why do they call him [sic] "Tatoo?"


He does look a little like Herve Villechaize, maybe that's it.
 
2009-07-31 05:10:25 PM
i38.tinypic.com
 
2009-07-31 05:11:42 PM
ker3000: Defendant: Michael "Tatoo" Knuth
(Lincoln Police Department photo / July 28, 2009)
Charge: Attempted first-degree murder and aggravated discharge of a firearm

Why do they call him [sic] "Tatoo?"


He spots planes?
 
2009-07-31 05:13:28 PM
My God, it's full of Wiggums!
 
2009-07-31 05:13:35 PM
home.comcast.net

Not pleased.
 
2009-07-31 05:17:14 PM
"Why do they call him [sic] "Tatoo?"

Considering it seems he may be packing heat, if that's what he wants, it's fine with me!
 
2009-07-31 05:18:29 PM
www.kaosklub.com + itsthoseguys.files.wordpress.com = Wiggums?
 
2009-07-31 05:21:28 PM
Yes, the headline failed. I meant to say click RIGHT, anticipating many posts of the Wiggum "Damn fine police work" variety. Apparently, I am fark-dyslexic.

/Subby
 
2009-07-31 05:23:38 PM
olddeegee: i38.tinypic.com

Which episode is that from?
 
2009-07-31 05:27:44 PM
Duke Slater: And why does this one look like a bad Photoshop?

I dunno. White folks aren't usually that dark?
 
2009-07-31 05:31:09 PM
Somaticasual: "It's unclear where the skull or other remains were before that, or where they eventually ended up." - FTA

As someone who's actually bought a human skull on eBay, I think i can probably answer that..

//it was for photography, ostensibly..


I was always under the impression eBay didn't sell human bones.
 
2009-07-31 05:34:05 PM
Just did my own research:

Items that contain human hair (such as lockets) as well as skulls and skeletons that are used for medical purposes may be listed on eBay

Oh well, the more you know...
 
2009-07-31 05:38:40 PM
Zeno-25:

home.comcast.net
Not pleased.



What movie is that from? That looks scary as hell.
 
2009-07-31 05:46:16 PM
General Zang: Poltergeist
 
2009-07-31 05:46:19 PM
From TFA: "It was so bad out there that our trucks were bouncing in the air over the piles of dirt and bones,"

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kill the owner with fire and treat her body the same way.
 
2009-07-31 05:49:06 PM
General Zang: Zeno-25:


Not pleased.


What movie is that from? That looks scary as hell.


Poltergiest
 
2009-07-31 05:49:14 PM
rhiannon: General Zang: Poltergeist


Thanks =)
 
2009-07-31 05:56:51 PM
Subby fail Simpsons reference? That's unpossible!
 
2009-07-31 06:00:32 PM
Yes, the mug shot gallery was quite fun!

www.chicagotribune.com

/Breauxhawk?
//Was that wrong?
 
2009-07-31 06:07:41 PM
www.chicagotribune.com

Defendant: Van Buren Hutchison
(Allegan County, Mich., Sheriff's Office photo / July 3, 2009)
Charge: Murder and rape

WATCH OUT, HE'S GOT A POISON PEN!
 
2009-07-31 06:10:53 PM
Fairlane500: Point02GPA: "One of the workers took a skull to his motel room..." FTA.

Sometimes you just have to have sex with stuff before you bring it to the police.


Fairlane, I'm worried about you. Not about the thermo-nuclear sarcasm; that made me laugh. I worry that some people understand that kind of sarcasm and some people don't, and they might not understand it wherever it is you (hopefully) work?
 
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