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Riche

2009-07-31 03:04:43 PM

Maybe the hacker was just letting people know of a local screening Of the film

MaxxLarge

2009-07-31 03:43:07 PM

Dude, zombie strippers are totally the WORST KIND. They don't have any rhythm, they go to take off their bra and one of their breasts comes off with it, and when you try to tip them, they eat your brain.

I'm never going back to the Corpse Club.

MacEnvy

2009-07-31 03:49:22 PM

Warn? More like notify of the awesomeness ahead.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here

2009-07-31 05:13:10 PM

repeat?

Jeng

2009-07-31 05:13:29 PM

Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

Riffalike

2009-07-31 05:13:46 PM

There is no sex in the Shambling Brains room.

jwm124

2009-07-31 05:16:21 PM

Make it braiiiiiiiinz on dem hoes.

orezona

2009-07-31 05:16:23 PM

well, Portland does have the highest amount of strip clubs per capita, so...

U8D1EyedSnake

2009-07-31 05:18:35 PM

So awesome!

rukusrazor

2009-07-31 05:18:51 PM

Jeng: Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

Yes, I've watched it. Only good part is when Jenna starts shooting pool balls out her vag and decapitating people.

potterydove

2009-07-31 05:19:00 PM

This is what happens when posting gets disabled at 4chan at night...

Fluorescent Testicle

2009-07-31 05:19:15 PM

Paging Dr Gorgor... Dr Gorgor, to the operating room...

Scorpius.Raven

2009-07-31 05:19:36 PM

Riffalike: There is no sex in the Shambling Brains room.

A bit stretched, but must quote for welldoneness.

+1 liter points

Car_Ramrod

2009-07-31 05:19:55 PM

Jeng: Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

No, but I did see Dead Snow (new window) on Wednesday. Zombie Nazis? F'n awesome.

JesseL

2009-07-31 05:20:14 PM

Pfffft. People are going out of their way to warn the public about the growing zombie menace and all the government and media does is brush it off as pranks while hushing up the impending crisis.

Zombies are REAL people! If you're not preparing don't come running to me for help when some zed tries to gnaw your face off.

Cornwell

2009-07-31 05:22:59 PM

Car_Ramrod: No, but I did see Dead Snow (new window) on Wednesday. Zombie Nazis? F'n awesome.

I'm currently watching Dead Snow, so I'm getting a kick etc.

Allornone

2009-07-31 05:27:04 PM

I'm a zombie stripper, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. . .

texastag

2009-07-31 05:29:38 PM

What about zombie hookers?

www.magicmoviemachine.com

/Condoms won't protect you
//Only shotguns
///You've been warned

DamnOregonian

2009-07-31 05:29:53 PM

I passed that sign going home. I was never more proud to be an Oregonian.

On a related note, why the fark is all of the road work being done at THE SAME TIME. I've hit 3 different construction projects trying to get between Portland and Corvallis.

hardinparamedic

2009-07-31 05:30:10 PM

Good thing I organized before they rised! Now to get my bugg-out bag, trusty machete and shotgun, and get with my neighbors so we can barricade our complex!

This is a class 2 outbreak, right?

/The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

litespeed74

2009-07-31 05:30:35 PM

orezona
Indeed so.

I lived there for 3 years. Hated it but on those long rainy days, STARS was the place to be.

ScottHimself

2009-07-31 05:30:38 PM

I had an English Comp professor that insisted the very same 'hackers' which caused the college to take its website offline between 8pm and 8am (out of fear of their hacking skillz) also broke into the college at night and stole a room full of computers.

Crazy lady.

rpm

2009-07-31 05:31:29 PM

JesseL: Zombies are REAL people!

Reg Shoe, is that you?

/obscure?
//Probably not here

pzippy

2009-07-31 05:33:21 PM

Car_Ramrod: Jeng: Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

No, but I did see Dead Snow (new window) on Wednesday. Zombie Nazis? F'n awesome.

After playing Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty, I must see that movie.

Psumek

2009-07-31 05:37:17 PM

texastag: What about zombie hookers?

{pic of tranny zombie hooker}

/Condoms won't protect you
//Only shotguns
///You've been warned

We said zombie hooker...not tranny zombie hooker. That's just sick and disgusting.

AlecRazec

2009-07-31 05:37:33 PM

I'm at work, so I can't hit the youtube BUT look up Naked Ape's Fashion Freak and Undo Redo for good Zombie Strippage.

Devil's Playground

2009-07-31 05:37:49 PM

When I was a kid, there was a billboard on Powell Blvd. just east of the Ross Island Bridge that said "Let Linda Tie Your Laces". It had a huge picture of Linda Lovelace's face with her tongue out and was an advertisement for Deep Throat. I think, I was only about ten at the time. Does anyone else remember this?

parkerlewis

2009-07-31 05:38:19 PM

hardinparamedic
This is a class 2 outbreak, right?

I guess it depends on how many strip clubs are in your area. It would be a class 0 for my area.

BasqueBastard

2009-07-31 05:38:43 PM

I've found that zombie strippers give 'high mileage' lap dances, but they keep focusing on my skull and not my wallet.

THoey

2009-07-31 05:40:50 PM

Boooooobs?

/ Leaves disappointed

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-07-31 05:41:14 PM

DamnOregonian: I passed that sign going home. I was never more proud to be an Oregonian.

On a related note, why the fark is all of the road work being done at THE SAME TIME. I've hit 3 different construction projects trying to get between Portland and Corvallis.

Government stimulus?

Willie_One_Eye

2009-07-31 05:41:57 PM

tedbundee

2009-07-31 05:43:54 PM

gorgor: Fluorescent Testicle: Paging Dr Gorgor... Dr Gorgor, to the operating room...

Yes?
http://tinyurl.com/mvnhow
(copy and paste)
/hot like Frankenhooker

Does that really count as a hotlink?

Scorpius.Raven

2009-07-31 05:45:19 PM

back before he was permabanned from hotlinking images I'd imagine he ran the world out of eyebleach in 4 seconds flat.

greenbean13

2009-07-31 05:46:41 PM

Jeng: Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

Worth watching. Great movie to throw on during a party to see the reactions. Lots of laughs.

boozehat

2009-07-31 05:47:03 PM

Jeng: Has anyone actually watched that movie?

Any good?

I just got it on Netflix a couple of weeks ago. Unless you are into very very bad C movies with little to no hot chicks and virtually no nakedness (considering its a stripper movie with porn stars in it)... I would say pass.

Alleyoop

2009-07-31 05:47:18 PM

/hot

cfreak

2009-07-31 05:48:48 PM

The link is farked. Anyone grab the pic before it went down?

Firefly4F4

2009-07-31 05:48:57 PM

BasqueBastard: I've found that zombie strippers give 'high mileage' lap dances, but they keep focusing on my skull and not my wallet.

Had to double check on IMDB, but yes, it does appear that Jenna gave her boy-toy Tito a movie role.

Bathia_Mapes

2009-07-31 05:50:21 PM

Repeat from July 30th onVideo tab.

boozehat

2009-07-31 05:52:26 PM

the site loads slow, but eventaully loaded for me. Last line FTA:

"The sign had been switched off by Thursday morning."

So who is this Thursday guy, and was he responsible for hacking the sign, or just turning it off?

dewihafta

2009-07-31 05:53:26 PM

This again?

Sorry guys, but the zombie thing is getting old. Can't we come up with something better?

torch

2009-07-31 05:53:34 PM

The highway sign hack I've always wanted to do:

No Stopping
Bat Country

Tackboard

2009-07-31 05:54:16 PM

Zombie Stripper (new window)

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