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(Stamford Advocate)   Cop gives teen wedgies and makes him do naked handstands   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line 75
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2003-02-27 06:18:39 PM
w00t!
 
2003-02-27 06:18:59 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2003-02-27 06:19:57 PM
damn, no pictures?
 
2003-02-27 06:20:02 PM
disturbing...
 
2003-02-27 06:20:14 PM
Bah. That's nothing.

Now a Mervin... there's police brutality.
 
2003-02-27 06:20:21 PM
So what's the weird part?
 
2003-02-27 06:20:36 PM
that was an awfully long winded article...jeeez.
 
2003-02-27 06:20:42 PM
That cop has issues.
 
2003-02-27 06:24:32 PM
That cop is a closet SM queen
 
2003-02-27 06:26:34 PM
Was the cop a hot girl?
 
2003-02-27 06:26:37 PM
He said Fields then gave him a snack card and let him go.

Looks like this kid will do anything for a snack card.
 
2003-02-27 06:28:10 PM
I cry bullsh*t!
 
2003-02-27 06:28:26 PM
Wow, field sobriety tests are getting tough!
 
2003-02-27 06:28:31 PM
Question: If they weed out all the bullies from the police, will there be enough people to fill the ranks?
 
2003-02-27 06:28:39 PM
When Catholic Cops Attack!
 
2003-02-27 06:28:56 PM
Pfuk tha police.
 
2003-02-27 06:29:24 PM
i'll bet he never looks at meal cards the same way again.
 
2003-02-27 06:29:54 PM
Oh yeah, this is going to work wonders for cops images
 
2003-02-27 06:32:38 PM
You sexually molested me, acted very gay with me, and I think you broke a testicle.......ooooooh a snack card
 
2003-02-27 06:32:39 PM
C'mon, he gave the kid a snack card. What more could a kid ask for?
 
2003-02-27 06:32:45 PM
Who DIDN'T have to do naked handstands in front of their guidance counselor? How else are they supposed to know if you're talented enough to be in the naked circus?
 
2003-02-27 06:36:04 PM
ummmm.........sounds like BS to me....sorry.

after a few incidents.....a 16yo KNOWS it is wrong....cop or not.

anyways.......farkers, do what you do best. bash away.
 
2003-02-27 06:37:08 PM
Was I the only kid who had a guidance counselor that liked to sniff your undies?!?
 
2003-02-27 06:37:18 PM
Naked handstands? I've heard of touching your nose with your finger, but touching your nose with the old one-eyed love anaconda?
 
2003-02-27 06:37:53 PM
02-27-03 06:36:04 PM DannySpaz
ummmm.........sounds like BS to me....sorry.

after a few incidents.....a 16yo KNOWS it is wrong....cop or not.

anyways.......farkers, do what you do best. bash away.


You'd think battered women would realize after a few beatings that something wrong too. Never underestimate the power of fear.
 
2003-02-27 06:40:42 PM
farking pigs.
 
2003-02-27 06:41:32 PM
The odds are very good that this kid is lying out his ass in order to get the cop into trouble. Still, the courts need to take these charges seriously, just in case he's not.
 
2003-02-27 06:44:36 PM
DannySpaz uttered: ummmm.........sounds like BS to me....sorry.

And what of the snippet of testimony in the article (that you didn't read) gave you that impression? The part where the cop's lawyer uses typical witness-badgering techniques without actually confronting any of the facts of the case? Read the article, and then talk to us.
 
2003-02-27 06:45:48 PM

You know I like snack packs, why can't YOU JUST GIVE ME A SNACK PACK?
 
2003-02-27 06:46:08 PM
Now THATS messed up.

I, for one, dont think the kid made it up. If you were going to make up something bad to get a cop in trouble, you wouldnt make up a story about naked handstands and him touching your johnson. This poor kid is probably going to get teased about it until he gradutes. No one would do that to themselves on purpose!
 
2003-02-27 06:46:44 PM
Weeeee i live in stamford, i actually worked at that school, dont know the cop thou. sick farker
 
2003-02-27 06:47:04 PM
Nanookanano said :The odds are very good that this kid is lying out his ass in order to get the cop into trouble.

Oh, yeah, lots of 16-year-olds lie and say men fondled their penises. The other kids at school really think it's keen! This abuse started in the eighth grade, remember.
 
2003-02-27 06:48:10 PM
Mccallcl :

i agree. their has to be a better lie you can make up then that.
 
2003-02-27 06:53:11 PM
Dude, that's pretty farked up right there. That wasn't even fondling or molestation. That was straight-messed-up assualt on pubescent genitals.
 
2003-02-27 06:56:17 PM
I remember that the kid said that it started in eighth grade. Don't convict this guy just because you hate the fuzz. He may well be an asshole, but his is still innocent until.
 
2003-02-27 07:00:58 PM
What fool gave Jackson a badge?
 
2003-02-27 07:04:14 PM
.....And this little piggy cried wee wee all the way to the cafeteria
 
2003-02-27 07:04:24 PM
Nanookanano: That's true, it is the kid's word. However, naked handstands? I smell bacon!
 
2003-02-27 07:05:07 PM
Stand on yore head and skweel like a pig....
 
2003-02-27 07:07:01 PM
The kid is lying.
 
2003-02-27 07:07:14 PM
Nanookanano
The odds are very good that this kid is lying out his ass in order to get the cop into trouble. Still, the courts need to take these charges seriously, just in case he's not.


I don't see why the odds are so good. If the kid wanted to get the cop in trouble, why not just say, "he threatened to get me kicked out of school unless I sucked his cock"." The fact that this good was able to tell this strange story in court with a straight face is pretty good proof that he's not lying.
 
2003-02-27 07:09:53 PM
poor kid. I am sure the cop is going to enjoy the wedgies he shall soon receive in the pen. Some of the cops new teachers are going to be making him do more than nude handstands. Nude bend-overs perhaps.
 
2003-02-27 07:15:08 PM
Is Chess_the_cat an idiot or a troll?

You decide.
 
2003-02-27 07:15:15 PM
Could be, Thorn.
If this cop did these things, he needs to go down hard.
But, convict cops are never put into general population.
 
2003-02-27 07:18:35 PM
I reserve my judgement until a conviction is made, but rest assured cop or no cop if that was my son being assaulted, he would be a very dead cop.
 
2003-02-27 07:20:48 PM
...it had never occurred to me before reading this that there's a difference between a "front" wedgie and a, well, "regular" wedgie. Who knew.
 
2003-02-27 07:26:02 PM
Don't know if the kids telling the truth or not. Either way, he's a pretty stupid kid.
 
2003-02-27 07:28:45 PM
DemonOfTheFall-
I agree!!!!
 
2003-02-27 07:33:22 PM
Mccallcl why would the kids even know that the kid came forward with those allegations?? Wouldn't it be confidential? Unless of course he went around telling his friends.
 
2003-02-27 07:38:06 PM
He said Fields then gave him a snack card and let him go.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Seriously though, that's pretty messed up. What happens to make someone like that? And who let him be a cop?
 
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