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(The Sun)   German genius invents bikini that dissolves in water then lets idiots market it   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-07-31 02:50:03 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: THIS Link (new window) is the epic thread!


That is a TFD link girlo, so it won't work for a lot of them here.
 
2009-07-31 02:50:25 PM  
Guess this thread is about dry...moving on.
 
2009-07-31 02:50:49 PM  
Here's the link to that epic thread -

Link (new window)

Just over 12000 posts, somehow I thought it was over 14000.
/Enjoy!
 
2009-07-31 02:51:04 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: airsupport: rebelpride644: Just wanted to be part of this thread. Seriously best thread ever.

How do we get badges made?

Besides, this is not the epic thread.

THIS Link (new window) is the epic thread!



Can't see it.

I'll go play with my broken Liter toys instead.
 
2009-07-31 02:51:09 PM  

steklo: She goes under for a short while and then submerges to the surfice. Her blonde hair, follows her face as she pops out of the water. Suddenly, her top has become invisible. She goes to protect her soft, yet erect nipples, then she feels an odd sensation down below and realizes that her bottoms have become invisible too. She now feels liberated and free from any clothing barrier. She treds water, enjoying the cool water and warm sun wishing the studly pool boy would jump in and then take her forcefully and without any words, to make her moment complete...


You have got to stop watching Skinimax.
 
2009-07-31 02:53:31 PM  

beelzebubba76: Just over 12000 posts, somehow I thought it was over 14000.


There might have been at one time. They really gutted my posts. :(
 
2009-07-31 02:53:56 PM  

steklo: back to invisible bikini's....

A woman, puts one on.
Strolls over to the pool area, (you know that sexy stroll girls do with their hips) The sun is shining, it's hot outside and she kicks off her flip flops, and she goes for the dive.

Splash!

She goes under for a short while and then submerges to the surfice. Her blonde hair, follows her face as she pops out of the water. Suddenly, her top has become invisible. She goes to protect her soft, yet erect nipples, then she feels an odd sensation down below and realizes that her bottoms have become invisible too. She now feels liberated and free from any clothing barrier. She treds water, enjoying the cool water and warm sun wishing the studly pool boy would jump in and then take her forcefully and without any words, to make her moment complete...


Are you a writer for those women's books? You know, the ones with Fabio on the cover an stuff?
 
2009-07-31 02:54:52 PM  

littlett's:

You have got to stop watching Skinimax.


Well one has to be careful on what they post here. Of course I can do a pornhub version, but this is neither the time nor place...
 
2009-07-31 02:58:27 PM  
Well, this has been the thread to provide all-day entertainment! I'm out of here. Check back from home later.
 
2009-07-31 02:59:28 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Well, this has been the thread to provide all-day entertainment! I'm out of here. Check back from home later.


true. true. have a great weekend all!
 
2009-07-31 02:59:59 PM  

steklo: Well one has to be careful on what they post here. Of course I can do a pornhub version, but this is neither the time nor place...


I understand. But remember it was a dissolving bikini, not an invisible bikini
 
2009-07-31 03:00:16 PM  

rickycal78:

Are you a writer for those women's books? You know, the ones with Fabio on the cover an stuff?


...Fabio, hot and sweaty from his polo match strides into the foyer of his mansion. His girlfriend Isabella, stands in the light of the skylight. She casts a shadow of her femininity as she hands Fabio his towel.

"You look hot, dear. Why not take a shower and I'll have the cook make us lunch."

"Iseballa, that is a wonderful idea. Why don't we both take a shower so that we can both cool off?"

Iseblla, now senses a romantic emotion emitting from Fabio's presents. Her nipples become hard and errect and pop through her silk blouse. Fabio notices and reaches to touch her soft, subtle right breast. They move in to a kiss...

something like that?
 
2009-07-31 03:08:05 PM  
No TF because I can't use it.

subtle right breast????
 
2009-07-31 03:10:25 PM  
Okay...thread is dead. LBJ officially wins it for me.

Have a great weekend all!
 
2009-07-31 03:12:45 PM  
Haha ... I might have killed this thread by posting a link to the thread I was talking about ... inadvertently.

/My bad!
 
2009-07-31 03:13:26 PM  

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Okay...thread is dead. LBJ officially wins it for me.

Have a great weekend all!


Well, if i had gotten BIE, yea, I guess I would declare LBJ the winner.

However, littlett's gets my vote cause of the pencil skirt illustration, and of course the Hood Ornament.(Even though it wasnt VW) ;)
 
2009-07-31 03:13:34 PM  
Dissolving bikini.....brilliant

not a bookmark
 
2009-07-31 03:14:48 PM  

gorbishof: No TF because I can't use it.

subtle right breast????

Think he meant supple.. at least I hope so.
Either way, I made the mistake of reading through part of one of those books one summer when I was a kid because I had read all the books I had, and my moms books were the only ones around.

Even at the tender age of 10 I could tell they were overly cheesy and horrible.
 
2009-07-31 03:17:11 PM  
Thread is NOT dead.

Many more possibilities to explore with disolving bikini's...

do they come back when they dry off?

If a woman is wearing one, and the bottoms are tight and causes a cameltoe (and we all know how moist it is in there,) would that tiny strip of fabric just dissapear but leave the rest of the bottoms un-disturbed?
 
2009-07-31 03:18:14 PM  
This thread needs more pics! Where is Wenk?
 
2009-07-31 03:19:17 PM  

rebelpride644: airsupport: rebelpride644: Just wanted to be part of this thread. Seriously best thread ever.

How do we get badges made?

No idea, I've been on fark since like 04 but suck at teh intertubes, hence no profile pic or badge or counter or any of the other 7000 things people have in their profile.


Thanks! Now I know I'm not the only one! (see pathetic, limited profile for proof).
 
2009-07-31 03:19:30 PM  

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Okay...thread is dead. LBJ officially wins it for me.


Littlett busting out Hello Kitty underwear and genital piercings gave her the come-from-behind victory in my eyes.
 
2009-07-31 03:19:42 PM  
Hey, you're lookin' kind of cute in that polka dot bikini, giiiiiiiirl

Hey, this is what I want to do - take off that polka dot bikini, giiiiiiirl...


/I love this thread
 
2009-07-31 03:22:23 PM  

rickycal78: supple..


LOL...yes I meant supple. Its been a while since I've used my spell check. Since I am at work, I have to be really quick with the typing before the boss sees me goofing off. You see, I work for a cartoon writing company and if they see me making jokes for fark, well...

/kidding...I work for a boss who does NOT have a good sense of humor.
 
2009-07-31 03:25:39 PM  
There's no easier way to get a woman to have sex with you than to convince her to put on a dissolvable bikini and get in the water with you!
 
2009-07-31 03:28:04 PM  

HAMMERTOE: LittleBlondeJug: THIS Link (new window) is the epic thread!

Damn! Now I just gotta re-up my TF membership.


Yes, you definitely need to do that!
 
2009-07-31 03:28:51 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: HAMMERTOE: LittleBlondeJug: THIS Link (new window) is the epic thread!

Damn! Now I just gotta re-up my TF membership.

Yes, you definitely need to do that!


ah...LBJ is Drew's recruiting alt. Got it.
 
2009-07-31 03:31:18 PM  

rebelpride644: LittleBlondeJug: airsupport: rebelpride644: Just wanted to be part of this thread. Seriously best thread ever.

How do we get badges made?

Besides, this is not the epic thread.

THIS Link (new window) is the epic thread!

Linking to a thread that can only be accessed through TF is a serious party foul.

/but you are hot so like all other things in life, it's ok


As in, against Fark rules?
 
2009-07-31 03:33:12 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?


No, just mean to tease the boys.
 
2009-07-31 03:33:42 PM  
The other link I've provided doesn't require TF membership.
 
2009-07-31 03:34:05 PM  

Urinal Gum: There's no easier way to get a woman to have sex with you than to convince her to put on a dissolvable bikini and get in the water with you!


Actaully, coke, XTC or GHB does the trick way better. Trust me on that one.
 
2009-07-31 03:35:55 PM  

littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.


Yeah, enough with the teasing and make with the goods.

/If we didn't like to be teased, we wouldn't be here.
 
2009-07-31 03:36:52 PM  

littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.


Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.
 
2009-07-31 03:36:52 PM  

steklo: Urinal Gum: There's no easier way to get a woman to have sex with you than to convince her to put on a dissolvable bikini and get in the water with you!

Actaully, coke, XTC or GHB does the trick way better. Trust me on that one.


Remind me never to be your wingman.
 
2009-07-31 03:37:52 PM  

featurecreep: steklo: Urinal Gum: There's no easier way to get a woman to have sex with you than to convince her to put on a dissolvable bikini and get in the water with you!

Actaully, coke, XTC or GHB does the trick way better. Trust me on that one.

Remind me never to be your wingman.


No worries mate..I've never needed one!
 
2009-07-31 03:44:03 PM  
This thread reads like a chat room, not that I am complaining since 2 people on my favs list are here, and it makes for some pretty colors
 
2009-07-31 03:54:17 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.

Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.


+1 to both of you.
Staring at the profiles today is the only reason I haven't hung myself at work.

/srsly end of the month sucks in the mortgage business
//especially when its a Friday and instead of being off I'm working a 12 hour day
///oh if only there was something that could cheer me up
 
2009-07-31 04:00:03 PM  
Yes, both little ta ta's and Blonde Juggs have made my day as well. Both are cute and have great sense of humor. Its been a blast with them.
 
2009-07-31 04:01:16 PM  

rebelpride644: LittleBlondeJug: littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.

Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.

+1 to both of you.
Staring at the profiles today is the only reason I haven't hung myself at work.

/srsly end of the month sucks in the mortgage business
//especially when its a Friday and instead of being off I'm working a 12 hour day
///oh if only there was something that could cheer me up


It's HANGED. Not hung.

: )

/you have been spanked by the Grammar Lady
 
2009-07-31 04:01:51 PM  

steklo: Yes, both little ta ta's and Blonde Juggs have made my day as well. Both are cute and have great sense of humor. Its been a blast with them.


Thank you!
 
2009-07-31 04:05:04 PM  

LittleBlondeJug:
Thank you!


No, thank YOU! Its nice meeting nice people even if it is virtual.
 
2009-07-31 04:05:23 PM  

steklo: Yes, both little ta ta's and Blonde Juggs have made my day as well. Both are cute and have great sense of humor. Its been a blast with them.


It's been a blast hanging out on the sidelines...
 
2009-07-31 04:07:39 PM  

T.M.S.: PainInTheASP: As someone with a mask and snorkel I hope this is a big hit.

/Glubbity


I had a SCUBA student in a lemon yellow bathing suit that absolutely vanished when it got wet. No jive, this girls top and bottom became invisible after her first dunk. Kinda awkward among all the children around.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2009-07-31 04:08:01 PM  

okami36: steklo: Yes, both little ta ta's and Blonde Juggs have made my day as well. Both are cute and have great sense of humor. Its been a blast with them.

It's been a blast hanging out on the sidelines...


lurker? LOL...I've lurked before. Sometimes its best just hanging out reading others posts...
 
2009-07-31 04:08:26 PM  
threeminds.organic.com

/Hot like a farkette
 
2009-07-31 04:09:39 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: rebelpride644: LittleBlondeJug: littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.

Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.

+1 to both of you.
Staring at the profiles today is the only reason I haven't hung myself at work.

/srsly end of the month sucks in the mortgage business
//especially when its a Friday and instead of being off I'm working a 12 hour day
///oh if only there was something that could cheer me up

It's HANGED. Not hung.

: )

/you have been spanked by the Grammar Lady


Ah, loosen up, you! It's a news aggregation site on which we post, grammar isn't that important (while posting?).

/On second thought, he might enjoy that spanking. :)
 
2009-07-31 04:10:35 PM  

beelzebubba76: LittleBlondeJug: rebelpride644: LittleBlondeJug: littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.

Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.

+1 to both of you.
Staring at the profiles today is the only reason I haven't hung myself at work.

/srsly end of the month sucks in the mortgage business
//especially when its a Friday and instead of being off I'm working a 12 hour day
///oh if only there was something that could cheer me up

It's HANGED. Not hung.

: )

/you have been spanked by the Grammar Lady

Ah, loosen up, you! It's a news aggregation site on which we post, grammar isn't that important (while posting?).

/On second thought, he might enjoy that spanking. :)


might???
 
2009-07-31 04:14:04 PM  
Spanking sounds good. LBJ and littlett's are pretty cool gals. People give 'em hell for some reason.
 
2009-07-31 04:17:30 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: rebelpride644: LittleBlondeJug: littlett's: LittleBlondeJug: As in, against Fark rules?

No, just mean to tease the boys.

Oh, well that's okay then. That's what I do.

+1 to both of you.
Staring at the profiles today is the only reason I haven't hung myself at work.

/srsly end of the month sucks in the mortgage business
//especially when its a Friday and instead of being off I'm working a 12 hour day
///oh if only there was something that could cheer me up

It's HANGED. Not hung.

: )

/you have been spanked by the Grammar Lady


Promise?
 
2009-07-31 04:24:39 PM  

steklo: okami36: steklo: Yes, both little ta ta's and Blonde Juggs have made my day as well. Both are cute and have great sense of humor. Its been a blast with them.

It's been a blast hanging out on the sidelines...

lurker? LOL...I've lurked before. Sometimes its best just hanging out reading others posts...


Oh, I've been posting here and there, but nowhere near the level you guys have been. Stupid job, making me go AFK...
 
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