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windex		2009-07-31 10:48:01 AM

geekluv: Then again I could always go to a topless beach so I don't have to worry about the bikini top fitting correctly.

To bad voting isn't enabled...

buddyrtr		2009-07-31 10:49:21 AM

geekluv: steklo: what? no one skinny dips anymore?

I do...

We've got a pool for that...

RaavynnValkyrie		2009-07-31 10:49:34 AM

mrbill1: ok...not that I don't like looking at bikini-clad women or anything....because, well, I do... But can you PLEASE stay away from the bags-o-antlers?????? I mean, come on, already - most women of legal viewing age aren't a size 2...can we say, a size range of maybe 6-16????

Yeah, scrawny biatches look nasty in skimpy clothes.

/Size 6/8
//Haven't worn a bikini in over two years

argylez		2009-07-31 10:50:42 AM

geekluv:

Just checked out your profile...how YOU doin?

brownph		2009-07-31 10:51:13 AM

steklo: what? no one skinny dips anymore?

Didn't need no bikini top
Everybody showed it off
Gee those boobies were great
Those were the days!

www.tvland.com

steklo		2009-07-31 10:52:35 AM

littlett's: steklo: what? no one skinny dips anymore?

Why would you need a dissolving bikini to skinny dip?

Exactly my point. Just skinny dip, no need for any bathing suits!

Thrakkerzog		2009-07-31 10:53:30 AM

wow, the AW is strong in this thread.

Go on... ;-)

HAMMERTOE		2009-07-31 10:54:20 AM

littlett's: steklo: what? no one skinny dips anymore?

Why would you need a dissolving bikini to skinny dip?

Suspense.

bradleynash		2009-07-31 10:54:24 AM

nopokerface: Newt13: you wouldn't happen to know the name of the movie where it was all women? And they were in space (traveling to a planet called Vegas?) or something. Anyway, the entire cast of women were men in drag.

Not familiar with that. I only knew The Bikini Shop because it has been on Encore recently. That sounds like a classic, though;)

I'm pretty sure the movie he asked about was Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

I only know this because I had a gay roomate in college who made me watch it.

/I swear

sofarsogoodsowhat		2009-07-31 10:56:07 AM

The conversation as well as MOST of the pictures in this thread make it a great read, with visual aid.

/bookmark too.

littlett's		2009-07-31 10:59:45 AM

RaavynnValkyrie: Yeah, scrawny biatches look nasty in skimpy clothes.

/Size 6/8
//Haven't worn a bikini in over two years

Not always. If too may of their bones are showing then you may have a point, or if they have the body of a 12 year old boy.

/size 4 ;P

HFX Grifter		2009-07-31 11:00:29 AM

Thrakkerzog: wow, the AW is strong in this thread.

Go on... ;-)

Hey, it's a thread on dissolving bikini's. I'm just enjoying the ride on a long Friday. And now we move on to streaking and skinny dipping... Go on indeed :)

rogue49		2009-07-31 11:05:15 AM

I'm still waiting for "love potion #8" to be discovered and released.

/then there will be peace on earth...or at least "a piece" for everyone...

airsupport		2009-07-31 11:05:41 AM

geekluv: airsupport: geekluv:

So you want me to streak all around your room?

"Want", yes. "Should", no.

I thought so

Thought what, that I have normal urges, but a sense of decency and respect?

Right you are.

RaavynnValkyrie		2009-07-31 11:08:01 AM

littlett's: RaavynnValkyrie: Yeah, scrawny biatches look nasty in skimpy clothes.

/Size 6/8
//Haven't worn a bikini in over two years

Not always. If too may of their bones are showing then you may have a point, or if they have the body of a 12 year old boy.

/size 4 ;P

Well, the girls he was talking about are size 2. Hard not to be bony at that size.

/Was a size 2 skinny biatch at 15, but at least I had nice boobies!
//No ass though, I had to wait for that.
///Got one now.

SpwimmingInNY		2009-07-31 11:09:47 AM

Bikiniscience.com needs to update!

Bandwagon03		2009-07-31 11:12:16 AM

My thoughts on this thread:

/Come for the bikini pics
//Stay for the AW

Thrakkerzog		2009-07-31 11:12:34 AM

RaavynnValkyrie: Well, the girls he was talking about are size 2. Hard not to be bony at that size.

/Was a size 2 skinny biatch at 15, but at least I had nice boobies!
//No ass though, I had to wait for that.
///Got one now.

They let you wear bikinis in Utah?

palmgoon.com

littlett's		2009-07-31 11:13:02 AM

RaavynnValkyrie: Well, the girls he was talking about are size 2. Hard not to be bony at that size.

Very true.

I can't recall ever wearing any size 2's, but I wore very baggy clothing when I was young. I was able to put on a pair of size 3 Juniors the other day!

geekluv		2009-07-31 11:15:08 AM

buddyrtr: geekluv: steklo: what? no one skinny dips anymore?

I do...

We've got a pool for that...

ohhhhh

argylez: geekluv:

Just checked out your profile...how YOU doin?

Also checked out your profile... I'm doin' fine... How you doin'?

geekluv		2009-07-31 11:16:01 AM

airsupport: geekluv: airsupport: geekluv:

So you want me to streak all around your room?

"Want", yes. "Should", no.

I thought so

Thought what, that I have normal urges, but a sense of decency and respect?

Right you are.

That's very good :)

Bagelox-99		2009-07-31 11:22:45 AM

Thread needs more German-ness.
img.thesun.co.uk

Miss Germany contestants 2008

argylez		2009-07-31 11:23:23 AM

geekluv: Also checked out your profile... I'm doin' fine... How you doin'?

Doin great.

HFX Grifter		2009-07-31 11:25:35 AM

Bagelox-99: Thread needs more German-ness.

Miss Germany contestants 2008

Only one redhead?!?!?! That is an outrage!

steklo		2009-07-31 11:27:32 AM

Bagelox-99: Thread needs more German-ness.

Miss Germany contestants 2008

Ach du lieber! Has du middlesmertz?

HAMMERTOE		2009-07-31 11:27:36 AM

RaavynnValkyrie: Well, the girls he was talking about are size 2. Hard not to be bony at that size.

I used to date a size 2. Every time I hit it, it sounded like a bowling alley!

airsupport		2009-07-31 11:27:50 AM

HFX Grifter: Bagelox-99:

Only one redhead?!?!?! That is an outrage!

She beat up all the others.

They're like beta fish. Can't have two in the same tank.

steklo		2009-07-31 11:28:23 AM

HAMMERTOE: RaavynnValkyrie: Well, the girls he was talking about are size 2. Hard not to be bony at that size.

I used to date a size 2. Every time I hit it, it sounded like a bowling alley!

Because you got a strike or a split?

Thrakkerzog		2009-07-31 11:34:12 AM

airsupport: HFX Grifter: Bagelox-99:

Only one redhead?!?!?! That is an outrage!

She beat up all the others.

They're like beta fish. Can't have two in the same tank.

It's fun to watch them fight though. Especially if they lip-lock like beta fish.

HFX Grifter		2009-07-31 11:36:09 AM

Daffydil		2009-07-31 11:39:38 AM

Bagelox-99: Thread needs more German-ness.

Miss Germany contestants 2008

there are quite a few butter faces in there...

Wert789		2009-07-31 11:43:00 AM

If the thing dissolves in water, what will happen if she gets sweaty?

Latinwolf		2009-07-31 11:44:16 AM

Abstruse: For the record, pics of sharp knees chick wearing a pre-dissolved bikini in article. I actually think her boobies are a bit too large for the top.

Her cup runnith over.

steklo		2009-07-31 11:45:06 AM

Wert789: If the thing dissolves in water, what will happen if she gets sweaty?

Then its your lucky day.

Newt13		2009-07-31 11:46:16 AM

bradleynash: nopokerface: Newt13: you wouldn't happen to know the name of the movie where it was all women? And they were in space (traveling to a planet called Vegas?) or something. Anyway, the entire cast of women were men in drag.

Not familiar with that. I only knew The Bikini Shop because it has been on Encore recently. That sounds like a classic, though;)

I'm pretty sure the movie heshe(ftfy) asked about was Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

I only know this because I had a gay roomate in college who made me watch it.

/I swear

No I found it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaoHmJgScCY

/Vegas in Space

littlett's		2009-07-31 11:49:26 AM

Wert789: If the thing dissolves in water, what will happen if she gets sweaty?

Probably what you think will happen, but slowly.

rickycal78		2009-07-31 11:49:39 AM

Wert789: If the thing dissolves in water, what will happen if she gets sweaty?

One could hope that it would slowly dissolve piece by piece as she got sweatier. Would be a great outfit for a woman to wear to a gym..

Zombalupagus		2009-07-31 11:51:31 AM

FARK: German genius invents bikini that dissolves in water then lets idiots market it.

FTA: Sellers in Germany bill the dissolving Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.

Clever marketing ploy. Gee, do you like lawsuits much? Too bad you guys couldn't think of any other uses for this product.

?

I say:

HAMMERTOE		2009-07-31 11:52:34 AM

steklo: strike or a split?

HFX Grifter: Gutterball?

Turkey!

(Kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole bird!)

steklo		2009-07-31 11:53:36 AM

rickycal78: Wert789: If the thing dissolves in water, what will happen if she gets sweaty?

One could hope that it would slowly dissolve piece by piece as she got sweatier. Would be a great outfit for a woman to wear to a gym..

Depends, on what exersize machine* she's sitting on. If girls don't wear other girl's panties, then what woman in their right mind would sit on that same machine after invisi-woman used it?

*except for those Sybain sex toy machines, that's a whole NEW thread.

steklo		2009-07-31 11:55:51 AM

note to self:

1. get list of girls that wear invisi-bikini.
2. Get a giant super soaker gun.
3. Profit.

phaseolus		2009-07-31 11:57:04 AM

littlett's		2009-07-31 11:57:36 AM

rickycal78: Would be a great outfit for a woman to wear to a gym..

I don't know of anybody that exercises in a bikini. Sure short-shorts and a sports bra, but a bikini would be very uncomfortable.

airsupport		2009-07-31 11:58:53 AM

littlett's: rickycal78: Would be a great outfit for a woman to wear to a gym..

I don't know of anybody that exercises in a bikini. Sure short-shorts and a sports bra, but a bikini would be very uncomfortable.

Especially for the guys trying to do the Stairmaster with a boner.

Bio-nic		2009-07-31 11:59:11 AM

This thread had such potentiality for awesomeness :(

steklo		2009-07-31 11:59:39 AM

littlett's: rickycal78: Would be a great outfit for a woman to wear to a gym..

I don't know of anybody that exercises in a bikini. Sure short-shorts and a sports bra, but a bikini would be very uncomfortable.

Yeah, but not for very long. Soon as she starts sweating, she won't be wearing anything.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here		2009-07-31 12:00:14 PM

I'd like all Farkettes in this thread to send me bikini pics (EIP)...if I approve, I'll send you one of the dissolving ones to do with as you please. Quality BIE will get two. :)

/must put "fark" in the subject or body

tortilla burger		2009-07-31 12:00:36 PM

this bookmark dissolves in water

littlett's		2009-07-31 12:00:52 PM

steklo: Yeah, but not for very long. Soon as she starts sweating, she won't be wearing anything.

*facepalm*

Dream all you want, but a girl isn't going to exercise in a bikini at a gym.