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(TwinCities.com)   Police investigate report of suspicious piece of pizza, note it was a regular cheese, traditional hand tossed crust, with pepperoni topping having no outstanding wants or warrants. The bite marks did not indicate foul play   (twincities.com) divider line 127
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2009-07-30 05:42:35 PM  
Pizza thread!!!

www.discoversd.com
 
2009-07-30 05:47:43 PM  
Come at me with that pepperoni!
 
2009-07-30 06:02:34 PM  
I went to Rotten City Pizza for the first time today.
farm4.static.flickr.com

Oh shiat, very good stuff.

As for the guy that reported the pizza was intended to harass? Only if it had pineapple on it could it possibly be taken this way.
 
2009-07-30 06:11:18 PM  
Let's all hope that for the safety of the public, this slice of pizza was punished!


Conca D'Oro Pizzeria in Plum, PA. Best pizza ever.
 
2009-07-30 06:21:17 PM  
seen at the scene:


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2009-07-30 06:21:24 PM  
I bet the cops chewed out that slice o'pizza.
 
2009-07-30 06:21:29 PM  
It was hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2009-07-30 06:22:27 PM  
>> The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it, by a fence. He felt it had been left with the intent to harass, he told police.

I'll bet it was Al Queda.

911 changed everything ya know.
 
2009-07-30 06:24:35 PM  
Raise the threat level fluorescent orange
 
2009-07-30 06:25:38 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com

What said pizza slice may look like...
 
2009-07-30 06:27:39 PM  
Fark you NYC

i26.tinypic.com
 
2009-07-30 06:27:40 PM  
img102.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-07-30 06:29:01 PM  
Officer 1: You make this pizza?
Pizza Restaurant Owner: Who make-ah this pizza?
Officer 1: We're askin' you...
Officer 2: Is this your store logo sir?
Pizza Restaurant Owner: That's-a my box.
Officer 2: This pie was found at a crime scene.
Pizza Restaurant Owner: My pizza never hurt nobody.
Officer 2: Come again sir?
Pizza Restaurant Owner: You no find any bacteria in here!
Officer 2: Some kids broke in a Verbum Dei High School, broke things, they left this there.
Pizza Restaurant Owner: Now you tell me their names, I go put-ah my foot up-ah their ass.
 
2009-07-30 06:29:11 PM  
The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it, by a fence. He felt it had been left with the intent to harass, he told police.

You know, sometimes cops are dicks because they're dicks, but sometimes they become dicks from having to be polite to nutballs like this on a regular basis.

I will bet dollars to donuts that in previous weeks, the cops responded to this same guy's house for harassing hamburgers, egg salad sandwiches, leftover mice, bird droppings, peach pits, Spaghettio's cans, empty cans of Cheez Whiz, and seagull feathers.

Then, when the cops finally have to Taser this wingnut and haul his ass in, it will be their fault for picking on a harmless crazy man.
 
2009-07-30 06:30:42 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

I'm getting the popcorn for this one.
 
2009-07-30 06:30:54 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

This. Chicago Style is the best pizza ever made.

/flame on, ya bastards
 
2009-07-30 06:31:23 PM  
there is no such thing as good pizza. it is a poor stupid person's conglomeration. every ingredient on one could be used to make or contribute to some form of actual good food, but pizza is high school/college drunk food. and the smart ones don't even eat it at that age.

/italian
/chef
/have some respect for yourself and eat real food
/no wonder you're the fattest farkers on earth here
 
2009-07-30 06:31:38 PM  
Suspicious Pizza - great band name!

/ Tasered Wingnut ain't too bad neither!
// No sleep in over 20 hours - it's all starting to sound good!
 
2009-07-30 06:32:18 PM  
The anchovy is unremarkable.
 
2009-07-30 06:32:32 PM  
Mimic_Octopus: there is no such thing as good pizza. it is a poor stupid person's conglomeration. every ingredient on one could be used to make or contribute to some form of actual good food, but pizza is high school/college drunk food. and the smart ones don't even eat it at that age.

/italian
/chef
/have some respect for yourself and eat real food
/no wonder you're the fattest farkers on earth here


You sound "connected".

/oh, and fark you. I love pizza and I'm not at all fat
 
2009-07-30 06:32:44 PM  
If you are ever in Del Mar, CA and want some good pizza and beer, I highly recommend Pizza Port
www.discoversd.com
 
2009-07-30 06:34:11 PM  
theorellior: drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

I'm getting the popcorn for this one.


That's some delicious looking.... lasagna?

hehh.

/Prefers mine thin and crunchy.
 
2009-07-30 06:34:57 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

Why did I know the threat would rapidly digress to this?
perceptivetravel.com
 
2009-07-30 06:35:33 PM  
www.kaleidoscopepizza.comDelicious, one of the best independent's in the USA
 
2009-07-30 06:36:18 PM  
The threat? Maybe I meant thread.
 
2009-07-30 06:36:32 PM  
SeamusFerrell: drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

Why did I know the threat would rapidly digress to this?


featuredfoods.com
 
2009-07-30 06:36:36 PM  
They didn't arrest the guy for being high and/or drunk? You'd think he would have had to been...

/Then again this is MN
//Not that people in MN are weird
///But Minneapolis is quite populated
 
2009-07-30 06:36:50 PM  
Tommy's Pizza in Columbus, Ohio.

static.cityvoter.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
zez
2009-07-30 06:37:03 PM  
 
2009-07-30 06:37:47 PM  
bberg: Tommy's Pizza in Columbus, Ohio.

That's a pile of grease. The rest of us are talking about pizza.
 
2009-07-30 06:39:27 PM  
You know whats really disgusting are the extra cheese pizzas.

The flavor comes from the sauce not the cheese.
 
2009-07-30 06:39:33 PM  
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: SeamusFerrell: drjekel_mrhyde: Fark you NYC

Why did I know the threat would rapidly digress to this?


discounts.depaul.edu
 
2009-07-30 06:39:38 PM  
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: That's a pile of grease. The rest of us are talking about pizza.

It's ok to be jealous.
 
2009-07-30 06:39:52 PM  
devel.icarrots.com
 
2009-07-30 06:40:32 PM  
bberg: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: That's a pile of grease. The rest of us are talking about pizza.

It's ok to be jealous.


Of that sorry excuse for a pizza, or that you get to live in Ohio?

Either way you fail.
 
2009-07-30 06:41:38 PM  
hockeychick: Uno

Not bad...better than Giordano's, but not better than Gino's.
 
2009-07-30 06:41:55 PM  
Love me some deep dish, but Ian's is awesome.

img117.imageshack.us

/got way too excited when Wrigleyville got one
 
2009-07-30 06:42:19 PM  
The only thing worse than extra cheese pizzas are restaurants with 10 TV screens that are all tuned to sports.
 
2009-07-30 06:43:01 PM  
All these comments and images are leaving me feeling harassed - now I really want a pizza.

Better call the authorities, and ask them to pick one up on their way over.
 
2009-07-30 06:43:12 PM  
Good gawd...someone get that man a new identity! He pissed off Antonio, now it's pay back time. First comes the pizza slices...then comes the anchovies.
 
2009-07-30 06:43:57 PM  
Car_Ramrod: Love me some deep dish, but Ian's is awesome.



/got way too excited when Wrigleyville got one


I used to live by where you say you live. That's cool.
 
2009-07-30 06:44:24 PM  

Suspect was last seen wearing a Dodgers shirt and eyeing a garbage can.


www.gonemovies.com

 
2009-07-30 06:44:31 PM  
You want good pizza? Go to Italy and get the original and best. The crap that passes for pizza in the US is an abomination.
 
2009-07-30 06:45:52 PM  
Who makes the worst pizza ?

My vote is Dominos.

God that is some vile shiat.
 
2009-07-30 06:45:54 PM  
Are the New Yawkers hiding their pizza pics or something?
/Maybe too ashamed
 
2009-07-30 06:46:06 PM  
ukexpat: You want good pizza? Go to Italy and get the original and best. The crap that passes for pizza in the US is an abomination.

1.5/10, that's like trying to tell us we should all start spelling color with a 'u'. Things change man, they evolve. You'll get over it.
 
2009-07-30 06:46:41 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Are the New Yawkers hiding their pizza pics or something?
/Maybe too ashamed


No, they've just all left work for the day.
 
2009-07-30 06:48:15 PM  
Sigh. Now I want pizza.

There goes the diet.
 
2009-07-30 06:50:33 PM  
best.pizza.evar
www.sofos.com

/Fark chicago pizza - if i wanted a cassarole i wouldn't have ordered a pizza
 
2009-07-30 06:50:38 PM  
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: drjekel_mrhyde: Are the New Yawkers hiding their pizza pics or something?
/Maybe too ashamed


The heavyweight champion don't put on his gloves when he's challenged by the 98 pound weakling.
 
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