Well that seems fair.

LittleBlondeJug: Well that seems fair.

Indeed. So long as it's reciprocal, and you can shoot the poolboy for shtupping the missus.

Not true.

Happy, happy, kill, kill!

I can see where that might make it a little hard for a guy to get a new mistress.

Why get married if you can't stay faithful?

Why be in a committed relationship if you can't stay faithful?

Why not get a divorce then bang whoever you choose?

FTFA

In Canada if you are arrested and then released from prison, it is a legal requirement that the felon is given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so they can ride safely out of the town.

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

I'm sorry, SherKhan, but your photo is obscure to me. Please tell me more. I am intrigued by this sexy couple...

Ahem.

Hong Kong...mistresses...c'mon Fark, you know what to do.

Help me get over my depression from the Cliff Lee trade fiasco.

My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

The word "holidaymaker" makes me want to punch small children.

Me garrote you rong time.

dhudd: My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck.

I'm not sure how a picture like that could be described as "great".

In Denmark, people are legally obliged to honk the horn and check for small children underneath the car.

The savages!

Aww, they mentioned Florida! unmarried women parachuting on a Sunday

dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

Wait you think that is funny? Hmm seeing some guy with his thing cut off running through the streets would not be hi on my ha ha list.

chixdiggit: dhudd: My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck.

I'm not sure how a picture like that could be described as "great".

Well, considering your obvious self-esteem issues I can understand your issue.

TehBoognish: FTFA

In Canada if you are arrested and then released from prison, it is a legal requirement that the felon is given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so they can ride safely out of the town.

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

Yeah... Gonna call shenanigans on that one. No way that anyone would get that kind of treatment... Maybe a beaver tail and a dog sled.. but not a horse and gun.

chixdiggit: dhudd: My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck.

I'm not sure how a picture like that could be described as "great".

Inspirational?
What does dick fed duck taste like? Gamey? Salty?
Help me out here, my curiosity is killing me.

dhudd: Well, considering your obvious self-esteem issues I can understand your issue.

You're reaching. But that's okay, you're probably too busy looking at pictures of severed Thai penises to come up with a more appropriate retort. I'll leave you to it.

"Chris Brown, managing director of sunshine.co.uk"

Ehehehehe

canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

chixdiggit: dhudd: Well, considering your obvious self-esteem issues I can understand your issue.

You're reaching. But that's okay, you're probably too busy looking at pictures of severed Thai penises to come up with a more appropriate retort. I'll leave you to it.

Dude, your screen name, your profile, they just scream in hifi: "I'm great in bed." That, my friend, is the definition of low self esteem. It is the equivalent of someone calling you "gay". It clearly means they have questions about their own sexuality.

dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

Right because my teaching ESL for four years in Thailand means I am a 14 year old masturbator while your stupid ass story from your brother trumps all. You are a farking fool on so many farking levels. This doesn't happen often in thailand nor does the word "infidelity" translate to "cut it off and feed to ducks". You are farking stupid.

Come to think of it, duck fed dick sounds suspiciously like an oriental name, but I'm sure they spell it differently; Duk fed Dik

In Milan it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.

I would be a wanted criminal in Milan. Dayum.

canadianloon: You are farking stupid.

How do you really feel?

/less coffee, perhaps.

cowsspinach: Why get married if you can't stay faithful?

Why be in a committed relationship if you can't stay faithful?

Why not get a divorce then bang whoever you choose?

Because your religion, family, and society expect it of you.

Because my secretary is 10 years younger then my wife and really wants to suck my cock.

Because I'd have to give up 1/2 my assets.

Epossumondas:

Please tell me more. I am intrigued by this sexy couple...

Even famed Fated Lovers fight.

canadianloon: dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

Right because my teaching ESL for four years in Thailand means I am a 14 year old masturbator while your stupid ass story from your brother trumps all. You are a farking fool on so many farking levels. This doesn't happen often in thailand nor does the word "infidelity" translate to "cut it off and feed to ducks". You are farking stupid.

My brother speaks fluent Thai - he was staitoned in Thailand for several years with the foreign service.

Google Pancho Huddle for starters, and then go sit on a toilet and purge yourself of yourself.

He retired from the State Department as an Ambassador (Tajikistan). That trumps a retarded esl teacher by about a googleplex.

Not only he, but his Thai wife verify this statement.

dhudd: Dude, your screen name, your profile, they just scream in hifi: "I'm great in bed." That, my friend, is the definition of low self esteem. It is the equivalent of someone calling you "gay". It clearly means they have questions about their own sexuality.

Stick to your day job and keep away from the psychology, Bozo. My profile name derives from a band I listened to 10 years ago, and is in no way connected to my sexuality. And if I were trying to prove my mettle in the sack, why would I post a photo of myself wearing some ridiculous outfit?

But for the record, my skills under the covers are pretty decent. Just ask the women in your family.

canadianloon: dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

Right because my teaching ESL for four years in Thailand means I am a 14 year old masturbator while your stupid ass story from your brother trumps all. You are a farking fool on so many farking levels. This doesn't happen often in thailand nor does the word "infidelity" translate to "cut it off and feed to ducks". You are farking stupid.

You should probably get mad about it

chixdiggit: dhudd: Dude, your screen name, your profile, they just scream in hifi: "I'm great in bed." That, my friend, is the definition of low self esteem. It is the equivalent of someone calling you "gay". It clearly means they have questions about their own sexuality.

Stick to your day job and keep away from the psychology, Bozo. My profile name derives from a band I listened to 10 years ago, and is in no way connected to my sexuality. And if I were trying to prove my mettle in the sack, why would I post a photo of myself wearing some ridiculous outfit?

But for the record, my skills under the covers are pretty decent. Just ask the women in your family.

Sure thing tiny.

canadianloon:
Right because my teaching ESL for four years in Thailand means I am a 14 year old masturbator while your stupid ass story from your brother trumps all. You are a farking fool on so many farking levels. This doesn't happen often in thailand nor does the word "infidelity" translate to "cut it off and feed to ducks". You are farking stupid.

And yet you are here, in this thread, corroborating that cuttin' off dongs and tossin' them to the ducks that live under your house is an event that happens with enough recurrence that it is described as "not often" instead of "once, but not really that way, and then we made it into an urban legend."

Galen_Rasputin: cowsspinach: Why get married if you can't stay faithful?

Why be in a committed relationship if you can't stay faithful?

Why not get a divorce then bang whoever you choose?

Because your religion, family, and society expect it of you.

Because my secretary is 10 years younger then my wife and really wants to suck my cock.

Because I'd have to give up 1/2 my assets.

Does your wife know your screen name perchance?

I see a loophole, among other things.
http://tinyurl.com/lm4xv7
(copy and paste, NSFW)

dhudd:
My brother speaks fluent Thai - he was staitoned in Thailand for several years with the foreign service.

Google Pancho Huddle for starters, and then go sit on a toilet and purge yourself of yourself.

He retired from the State Department as an Ambassador (Tajikistan). That trumps a retarded esl teacher by about a googleplex.

Not only he, but his Thai wife verify this statement.

My brother is a lighthouse. Your call.

chickstan: Angry people on fark are angry.

Bitter, too. God, never underestimate the bitterness on Fark.

dhudd: chixdiggit: dhudd: Dude, your screen name, your profile, they just scream in hifi: "I'm great in bed." That, my friend, is the definition of low self esteem. It is the equivalent of someone calling you "gay". It clearly means they have questions about their own sexuality.

Stick to your day job and keep away from the psychology, Bozo. My profile name derives from a band I listened to 10 years ago, and is in no way connected to my sexuality. And if I were trying to prove my mettle in the sack, why would I post a photo of myself wearing some ridiculous outfit?

But for the record, my skills under the covers are pretty decent. Just ask the women in your family.

Sure thing tiny.

Why don't you guys just get a room and fark already. We all know you two are in love.

Please Jesus, let this thread have legs.

You just never know what a thread will bring, do ya?

dhudd: chixdiggit: dhudd: Well, considering your obvious self-esteem issues I can understand your issue.

You're reaching. But that's okay, you're probably too busy looking at pictures of severed Thai penises to come up with a more appropriate retort. I'll leave you to it.

Dude, your screen name, your profile, they just scream in hifi: "I'm great in bed." That, my friend, is the definition of low self esteem. It is the equivalent of someone calling you "gay". It clearly means they have questions about their own sexuality.

Most normal men wouldn't find the idea of a men getting his penis chopped off to be humorous in any way. But not only do you find it to be very humorous, you take offense at anyone who dares to question you're finding humor in it. The people who questioned it don't have issues, you do.

So then, it appears Farkers would rather biatch slap each other than post their collections of Hot Asian Women Photos?

Fine, I guess this day can suck more.