chixdiggit: dhudd: Well, considering your obvious self-esteem issues I can understand your issue.

You're reaching. But that's okay, you're probably too busy looking at pictures of severed Thai penises to come up with a more appropriate retort. I'll leave you to it.

Links please!

/kidding

chixdiggit: dhudd: Or that could be one of the girls you're pleasuring these days.

Nah, I'm married now so I don't return her calls anymore.

dhudd: ESL teacher guy - you should know that my brother had a perfect score on the State Department language aptitude test (that happens about once every twenty years) and he learned to speak Thai in hour hear at the level of a Thai college graduate at the State Department language school in Washington. His Thai teachers made a very big deal about that.

Guess you didn't fare so well in English. Yet you insult an English teacher. Pretty smooth, Casanova.

Fark spellcheckers and grammarians, dedicated protectors of intellectual masturbation.

nopokerface: Deez Nutz: fark cheaters.

Can I hear the atlatl story?

Sure. It'd be threadjacking here, but EIP.

Elkay: what are the odds that the above various bozos will admit to their booboos? I'm guessing zilch based on the what I sense as the collective intelligence.

did you google Pancho?

Latinwolf: garyg: dhudd:
My brother speaks fluent Thai - he was staitoned in Thailand for several years with the foreign service.

Google Pancho Huddle for starters, and then go sit on a toilet and purge yourself of yourself.

He retired from the State Department as an Ambassador (Tajikistan). That trumps a retarded esl teacher by about a googleplex.

Not only he, but his Thai wife verify this statement.

My brother is a lighthouse. Your call.

My brother has a mansion and a yacht.

Your brother sounds like Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire

Spindle: Psst, you are being trolled, quite successfully, it seems.

Certainly possible, although farkers have a tendency to erroneously dub stupid, self-contradictory people as clever trolls.

It's a bit sad when you can spend an entire thread putting forward a fallacious argument, end up losing the debate and then suddenly vindicate yourself by proclaiming "LULZ! I'm a troll! You just wasted your precious time and it's all for nowt hahahahahah!!!!1", as if this is supposed to relieve you from being crushed in the grip of reason.

I wouldn't give dhudd any trolling points, inasmuch he pulled the first punches in most cases and his arguments were colossally retarded.

For great trolls, see Skookum. Now THAT guy had skills.

chixdiggit: Spindle: Psst, you are being trolled, quite successfully, it seems.

Certainly possible, although farkers have a tendency to erroneously dub stupid, self-contradictory people as clever trolls.

It's a bit sad when you can spend an entire thread putting forward a fallacious argument, end up losing the debate and then suddenly vindicate yourself by proclaiming "LULZ! I'm a troll! You just wasted your precious time and it's all for nowt hahahahahah!!!!1", as if this is supposed to relieve you from being crushed in the grip of reason.

I wouldn't give dhudd any trolling points, inasmuch he pulled the first punches in most cases and his arguments were colossally retarded.

For great trolls, see Skookum. Now THAT guy had skills.

Actually, assshole, I made a perfectly reasonable, and accurate, post (as has been verified) and you, and the loon guy attacked me. Nice troll though - when on the losing end of an argument, attack, attack, attack, never mind the facts.

Now I am really sure of your small stature.

Attention! "asshole" is spelled with two s's, not three.

/carry on
//wow I must really be bored

*I* googled Pancho Huddle. That guy looks to have lead a VERy cool and interesting life. If he is your brother, than he is WAY more interesting than my siblings, FWIW.

As far as corroborating the penis-hacking story, a Google search revealed a surgeon in Thailand known for re-attachment surgeries. Here is one article on him (no mention of ducks, though).
http://www.blacklistedjournalist.com/column114b3.html

robotdanceparty!: Attention! "asshole" is spelled with two s's, not three.

/carry on
//wow I must really be bored

Hum, well, I figured that there would be filters for that word. Apparently not. Wow, you really must be bored.

dhudd: Actually, assshole, I made a perfectly reasonable, and accurate, post (as has been verified) and you, and the loon guy attacked me. Nice troll though - when on the losing end of an argument, attack, attack, attack, never mind the facts.

Now I am really sure of your small stature.

Read the thread over again. All I did was point out that you described a potentially vulgar image as great. I meant it in a joking way, but the internet can sometimes suppress subtleties like that. You're the one who dug into my profile for ammunition in the ensuing debate.

Your obsession with my penis is flattering by the way.

thai cockfights can be pretty brutal

chixdiggit: dhudd: Actually, assshole, I made a perfectly reasonable, and accurate, post (as has been verified) and you, and the loon guy attacked me. Nice troll though - when on the losing end of an argument, attack, attack, attack, never mind the facts.

Now I am really sure of your small stature.

Read the thread over again. All I did was point out that you described a potentially vulgar image as great. I meant it in a joking way, but the internet can sometimes suppress subtleties like that. You're the one who dug into my profile for ammunition in the ensuing debate.

Your obsession with my penis is flattering by the way.

Dude, you're the one with an obsession about your penis. And you really do have a problem - a very small problem, but a problem. Freud would have loved you.

Deez Nutz: Oh...you did catch me in one lie. She's not sitting next to me, she's sleeping, because it's 12:30 AM here. I wasn't going to say anything, since a gentleman like myself doesn't go "hurr hurr, I have a hot naked Asian chick lying next to me," but I'm going to anyway, because I feel like being a douche.


I gotta say, I've never seen a pic of a hot Thai chick...just the usual movies set in Thailand that show older women with no teeth and deep wrinkles.. are there hot Thai chicks? (and I mean like Japanese hot)

wait, wasn't that hot singer that used to be a guy and was photographed at the soccer game Thai? (checks) nope, Korean..

oh well.. Any hot Thai pics?

medius: thai cockfights can be pretty brutal

Espcially if their balls touch.

dhudd:

I'm feeding my dick to your brother's Thai wife, who's currently dressed in a duck suit, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

dhudd:
[2nd hand story about penis and ducks]
Not only he, but his Thai wife verify this statement.

I think they may be funning you, as they say in Regency novels.
Believe me, I'm Asian and we like to tell all the gaijin, farang, and foreign devils all kinds of stories to make their round eyes even rounder.

simpsonfan: But it is more fun to kill one while the other is forced to watch.

Interesting laws. I think I may move to Michigan and become a cop....

So those bikini inspector ID cards were no shiat???

In other news, handguns are nearly illegal in Canada, and are not permitted to be carried loaded in public... does that mean that we're not allowed to release people from prison?

strutin: I gotta say, I've never seen a pic of a hot Thai chick...just the usual movies set in Thailand that show older women with no teeth and deep wrinkles.. are there hot Thai chicks? (and I mean like Japanese hot)

wait, wasn't that hot singer that used to be a guy and was photographed at the soccer game Thai? (checks) nope, Korean..

oh well.. Any hot Thai pics?

Shouldn't do this but what the hell.....



Prefer actual Thai "women" not ladyboys to Japanese. Then again, I prefer Laotians to Chinese women and I grew up in Taipei.

Ruling by a wise latina?

strutin: Deez Nutz: Oh...you did catch me in one lie. She's not sitting next to me, she's sleeping, because it's 12:30 AM here. I wasn't going to say anything, since a gentleman like myself doesn't go "hurr hurr, I have a hot naked Asian chick lying next to me," but I'm going to anyway, because I feel like being a douche.


I gotta say, I've never seen a pic of a hot Thai chick...just the usual movies set in Thailand that show older women with no teeth and deep wrinkles.. are there hot Thai chicks? (and I mean like Japanese hot)

wait, wasn't that hot singer that used to be a guy and was photographed at the soccer game Thai? (checks) nope, Korean..

oh well.. Any hot Thai pics?

GIS (new window) should get you somewhere, but it's very NSFW with safe search off, and there are some butterfaces in there. Good luck.

/not gonna post my gf, if that's what you were hoping for :)

Thanks for the lolz, dhudd, chixdiggit, and Deez Nutz! I was cracking up.

Deez Nutz, even if you were trolling your Dr. Suess post was awesome!

dhudd:
If you walked up to me on the street, and said "You're normal". I'd probably rip both your arms right of on the spot.

Some people just have no sense of humor and you are one of them.

Where's the internet tough guy pic when you need it?

/But I want to play, what does my name mean about me??

dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

dhudd, I think you hit a sore spot with several Farkers. I thought your story was quite entertaining, and that maybe some people need to get their heads out of their asses in order to breathe real air.

gorgor: I see a loophole, among other things.
http://tinyurl.com/lm4xv7
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That's just priceless, you're my favorite farker by far :>

Check sarcasm detector before reading...

For all of you Thai experts, I found the citation needed - in a book

Swimming to Cambodia By Spalding Gray (new window)

so it must be true because it is in a book AND on the Internet. So STFU & GBTW posting pictures of hot Thai girls (or lady boys if that is your thing).

/haven't been to Thailand yet
//do like Thai food
///not fond of duck... now

Pruritic Perineum: dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

dhudd, I think you hit a sore spot with several Farkers. I thought your story was quite entertaining, and that maybe some people need to get their heads out of their asses in order to breathe real air.

Well, what really is interesting is after corroboration was posted, the turds just disappeared from the thread. Also, only one person bothered to google Pancho, and talk about it, so I'm guessing said turds did google, and decided I probably know something about which I speak. The several farkers whose sort spot I hit really, really have serious freudian issues and need serious help with their self esteem - especially the latinwolf shorty.

I truly feel sorry for people with no sense of humor.

Can anyone else hear canadianloon's heart rate go up when he reads and responds to dhudd's posts? Just me?

Tenth_Muse: Thanks for the lolz, dhudd, chixdiggit, and Deez Nutz! I was cracking up.

Deez Nutz, even if you were trolling your Dr. Suess post was awesome!

It's things like this that make it all worth it. Thanks :)

/tips hat

what a stupid farking article. The writeup leads the reader to believe he is about to learn some laws that a traveler might actually need to know about in foreign lands, then the list reads like a shiatty chain-mail e-joke; a collection of archaic laws that weren't followed when they were implemented, and now are a historical novelty at best FUNNNNY.

Pardon Me Sultan: Can anyone else hear canadianloon's heart rate go up when he reads and responds to dhudd's posts? Just me?

Well, I certainly hope so. He needs a little stimulation after farking all those Thai boys.

Deez Nutz: dhudd: Not getting around much eh oui? Some short time ago, when the Asian flu was getting all the news, there was a story about how "most houses in Thailand have" under their houses. I think you are what is known as a fark-liar.

Am I really? So, then, am I lying about living in Thailand, or about never having seen a duck living under a house here, or about having a Thai girlfriend? The third one is possible, the ladyboys are REALLY convincing around here, but we usually keep the lights on (nudge, nudge) so I think I'd have noticed by now. But you read something in a magazine [citation needed], so I guess I must be lying. Note that you're the one throwing around statistical statements like "most houses in Thailand", while I'm just offering what my own eyes have seen in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Lamphun, Lampang, oh, I don't remember where else. In all my travels, except in ponds and such places where ducks are actually supposed to be, I have not seen them in the muck, I have not seen them on a truck, I did not see them getting stuck, or being plucked, or getting farked. I have not seen a single g*ddamn duck.

Chickens, water buffalo, dogs, cats, sure. But I haven't seen any of them eating dicks, either, and I think I'd have noticed something like that.

You've been factually pawned and shown to be a fake.

I call shenanigans as to these alleged laws.

/Citations, please.

So they're using the beach fornicators as a reason for this article? Somehow common courtesy should have informed that couple's decision. There really shouldn't have been a need to resort to the law. "Singing whilst wearing a swimming costume and carrying an ice cream cone in a back pocket" seems to be in a different category than "bumping uglies whilst occupying a public area".

So I guess we can sum up the thread like this:

Cheater's chicks cut off pricks' dicks; discard cocks for ducks in muck, porch ducks suck down dicks of pricks, pricks soon sick from missing dicks. Dhudd's a dork, but brother's not; has Thai wife who's likely hot; Thai wife warns of duck dick schtick; brother best not push his luck.
In dhudd's ass, we find a stick, stick must be six inches thick, shoulder's either got a chip, or his trolling's really slick.

How's that? You know we love you, dhuddy.

Deez Nutz: So I guess we can sum up the thread like this:

Cheater's chicks cut off pricks' dicks; discard cocks for ducks in muck, porch ducks suck down dicks of pricks, pricks soon sick from missing dicks. Dhudd's a dork, but brother's not; has Thai wife who's likely hot; Thai wife warns of duck dick schtick; brother best not push his luck.
In dhudd's ass, we find a stick, stick must be six inches thick, shoulder's either got a chip, or his trolling's really slick.

How's that? You know we love you, dhuddy.

Just...wow. I am in awe

dhudd: Deez Nutz: dhudd: Not getting around much eh oui? Some short time ago, when the Asian flu was getting all the news, there was a story about how "most houses in Thailand have" under their houses. I think you are what is known as a fark-liar.

Am I really? So, then, am I lying about living in Thailand, or about never having seen a duck living under a house here, or about having a Thai girlfriend? The third one is possible, the ladyboys are REALLY convincing around here, but we usually keep the lights on (nudge, nudge) so I think I'd have noticed by now. But you read something in a magazine [citation needed], so I guess I must be lying. Note that you're the one throwing around statistical statements like "most houses in Thailand", while I'm just offering what my own eyes have seen in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Lamphun, Lampang, oh, I don't remember where else. In all my travels, except in ponds and such places where ducks are actually supposed to be, I have not seen them in the muck, I have not seen them on a truck, I did not see them getting stuck, or being plucked, or getting farked. I have not seen a single g*ddamn duck.

Chickens, water buffalo, dogs, cats, sure. But I haven't seen any of them eating dicks, either, and I think I'd have noticed something like that.

You've been factually pawned and shown to be a fake.

A fake? Are you actually telling me I don't live in Thailand? Or that I haven't seen what I've seen with my own eyes? Well, good thing you did it "factually," or else I'd say you're a complete moron who didn't have a clue what the fark he was talking about. If you have some kind of evidence that "factually" proves that I a) am not in Thailand right now, or b) have ever, ever seen one of these mythical duck houses, let alone one where the ducks are fed with cheater penis, then I will sponsor you on TotalFark for a month. Go on, Mr. Factual.

/and there's no A in "pwn", you n00b.

Galen_Rasputin: Because your religion, family, and society expect it of you.

So you're a weak-willed simpleton?

Cheaters should die painful deaths.

FTFA: In Michigan, anyone planning on bathing in public must have their swim suit inspected by a police officer.

Could find no such law in Michigan. Cite Link (new window)

In Florida, any unmarried woman who parachutes on a Sunday could be jailed. Singing while wearing a swimming costume is also prohibited.

Could find no such law in Florida. Cite. Link (new window)

In Massachusetts, taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of the car during their shifts.

Could find no such law in Massachusetts. Cite. Link (new window)

/Sorry. I know facts are unfarkian

Pruritic Perineum: dhudd: canadianloon: dhudd: My brother has a Thai wife. In Thailand, almost everyone has a flock of ducks under their house. If a man cheats on his wife, she takes the knife, bobbits the fellow, and throws the severed member under the house to the ducks. The practice is so wide spread, that the word for infidelity in Thai, literally translated, means "chop it off and feed it to the ducks." My brother has a great picture of this dude, naked, running down the street with one hand holding the spot where his severed member used to be, and the other holding a duck by its neck. He took the picture when he was stationed in Bangkok, which is hilarious in and of itself.

You are so so full of shiat, it is not even funny. You are farking stupid to believe such stupid shiat you stupid fark.

Word in from a 58 year old farmer to this 14 year old virgin; I surrender to your supreme wisdom. I hope raping your hand tonight works out well.

dhudd, I think you hit a sore spot with several Farkers. I thought your story was quite entertaining, and that maybe some people need to get their heads out of their asses in order to breathe real air.

i'm an old school farker and this farking thread, well, it's the first time i've ever poste this :


/hotter than a two ducks farking in a wool sock, under a house, in Thailand

Deez Nutz: dhudd: Deez Nutz: dhudd: Not getting around much eh oui? Some short time ago, when the Asian flu was getting all the news, there was a story about how "most houses in Thailand have" under their houses. I think you are what is known as a fark-liar.

Am I really? So, then, am I lying about living in Thailand, or about never having seen a duck living under a house here, or about having a Thai girlfriend? The third one is possible, the ladyboys are REALLY convincing around here, but we usually keep the lights on (nudge, nudge) so I think I'd have noticed by now. But you read something in a magazine [citation needed], so I guess I must be lying. Note that you're the one throwing around statistical statements like "most houses in Thailand", while I'm just offering what my own eyes have seen in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Lamphun, Lampang, oh, I don't remember where else. In all my travels, except in ponds and such places where ducks are actually supposed to be, I have not seen them in the muck, I have not seen them on a truck, I did not see them getting stuck, or being plucked, or getting farked. I have not seen a single g*ddamn duck.

Chickens, water buffalo, dogs, cats, sure. But I haven't seen any of them eating dicks, either, and I think I'd have noticed something like that.

You've been factually pawned and shown to be a fake.

A fake? Are you actually telling me I don't live in Thailand? Or that I haven't seen what I've seen with my own eyes? Well, good thing you did it "factually," or else I'd say you're a complete moron who didn't have a clue what the fark he was talking about. If you have some kind of evidence that "factually" proves that I a) am not in Thailand right now, or b) have ever, ever seen one of these mythical duck houses, let alone one where the ducks are fed with cheater penis, then I will sponsor you on TotalFark for a month. Go on, Mr. Factual.

/and there's no A in "pwn", you n00b.

I meant pawned, as in "made very little". You were proved wrong, and you are an asshole. It's easy to lie on the internet - you've proved it.

Deez Nutz: Am I really? So, then, am I lying about living in Thailand, or about never having seen a duck living under a house here, or about having a Thai girlfriend? The third one is possible, the ladyboys are REALLY convincing around here, but we usually keep the lights on (nudge, nudge) so I think I'd have noticed by now. But you read something in a magazine [citation needed], so I guess I must be lying. Note that you're the one throwing around statistical statements like "most houses in Thailand", while I'm just offering what my own eyes have seen in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Lamphun, Lampang, oh, I don't remember where else. In all my travels, except in ponds and such places where ducks are actually supposed to be, I have not seen them in the muck, I have not seen them on a truck, I did not see them getting stuck, or being plucked, or getting farked. I have not seen a single g*ddamn duck

also, dude, i like your style. as a matter of fact i dropped you a little present in your email.

HOWEVER - I find your statement here odd seeing as that Balut is a Thai dish(right?) and that is duck. Plus duck is always served at every Thai restaraunt I've eaten at.

Maybe you need glasses?

Can you send me a Balut?

DirkValentine: Deez Nutz: Am I really? So, then, am I lying about living in Thailand, or about never having seen a duck living under a house here, or about having a Thai girlfriend? The third one is possible, the ladyboys are REALLY convincing around here, but we usually keep the lights on (nudge, nudge) so I think I'd have noticed by now. But you read something in a magazine [citation needed], so I guess I must be lying. Note that you're the one throwing around statistical statements like "most houses in Thailand", while I'm just offering what my own eyes have seen in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang Mai, Pattaya, Lamphun, Lampang, oh, I don't remember where else. In all my travels, except in ponds and such places where ducks are actually supposed to be, I have not seen them in the muck, I have not seen them on a truck, I did not see them getting stuck, or being plucked, or getting farked. I have not seen a single g*ddamn duck

also, dude, i like your style. as a matter of fact i dropped you a little present in your email.

HOWEVER - I find your statement here odd seeing as that Balut is a Thai dish(right?) and that is duck. Plus duck is always served at every Thai restaraunt I've eaten at.

Maybe you need glasses?

Can you send me a Balut?

He probably does need glasses: based on his last comment, he appears to have a thing for boys. I suspect that Thai woman he's with right now is actually a boy.

DirkValentine:

Can you send me a Balut?

Pretty sure rotting carcasses of animals, even unhatched ones, are not allowed to be shipped internationally without special permit.

Epic thread. And me without popcorn!

dhudd: I meant pawned, as in "made very little". You were proved wrong, and you are an asshole. It's easy to lie on the internet - you've proved it.

*facepalm*

What exactly am I lying about? I made three claims, only one of which is even relevant to this discussion:
1. I live in Thailand.
2. I have a Thai girlfriend.
3. I, personally, have never seen one of your cock-fueled duck farms.

How many of these assertions have you disproved, and with what evidence? How many lies have I told? Please enlighten me, and try to stay calm.

I expressed doubt over your claim of rampant cock-cutting-off, and that of "almost everyone" (your words) having a shiatload of ducks under their house. I continue to doubt those claims, based on my experience. I'm not saying unequivocally that neither of those things have ever happened, but I've neither seen them, nor heard of them, not even once. Ducks exist in Thailand, I've seen them in the Chao Phraya river, but they weren't chewing on anybody's wang.

Try to stop hurling insults for five seconds and say something useful.

Tailslide: Epic thread. And me without popcorn!

Hmm, damn that sounds like a good idea. I am going to go make a bag

Deez Nutz: dhudd: I meant pawned, as in "made very little". You were proved wrong, and you are an asshole. It's easy to lie on the internet - you've proved it.

*facepalm*

What exactly am I lying about? I made three claims, only one of which is even relevant to this discussion:
1. I live in Thailand.
2. I have a Thai girlfriend.
3. I, personally, have never seen one of your cock-fueled duck farms.

How many of these assertions have you disproved, and with what evidence? How many lies have I told? Please enlighten me, and try to stay calm.

I expressed doubt over your claim of rampant cock-cutting-off, and that of "almost everyone" (your words) having a shiatload of ducks under their house. I continue to doubt those claims, based on my experience. I'm not saying unequivocally that neither of those things have ever happened, but I've neither seen them, nor heard of them, not even once. Ducks exist in Thailand, I've seen them in the Chao Phraya river, but they weren't chewing on anybody's wang.

Try to stop hurling insults for five seconds and say something useful.

Ok, here's something useful: you are a farking piece of shiat who sleeps with boys. Geebus, you wouldn't know hyberbole if it shiat all over your boyfriend. Nicely, several (I count three) other people have corroborated the facts, which you seem to be unable to grasp because apparently you are a liar.

Now, go away and leave me alone. Adults are trying to enjoy themselves.

wild9: Hmm, damn that sounds like a good idea. I am going to go make a bag

I'll have some of that.