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(channel oklahoma)   CAT scan reveals cat mummy is really a dog mummy   ( divider line
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6482 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2003 at 4:32 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-27 02:42:16 PM  
Still no cure for Okies.
2003-02-27 03:24:23 PM  

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2003-02-27 03:50:36 PM  
That bites.
2003-02-27 04:50:00 PM  
Flamewar about the use of the "ironic" tag in 5..4..3..2..
2003-02-27 04:50:09 PM  
Aw, leash it.

I got nothing....
2003-02-27 04:50:20 PM  
I thought I smelled a Boobies drought!
2003-02-27 04:51:24 PM  
damn, Numberz beat me to it. I can totally picture it/them in a mummy costume, too.
2003-02-27 04:51:28 PM  
How much money did it cost to establish this "revelation"? And are they looking back on it now thinking "damn that's some good voiving there".
2003-02-27 04:52:27 PM  

Shux A'mighty. Beat me to it.
2003-02-27 04:52:34 PM

download my movie and watch it and tell me what you think
2003-02-27 04:55:02 PM  
Play dead. Good dog.
2003-02-27 04:55:08 PM

oops wrong address before
2003-02-27 04:55:22 PM  
Icy_one: I think it was given the IRONIC tag because of the CAT scan part.
2003-02-27 04:55:43 PM  
"download my movie and watch it and tell me what you think"
I think you're a tool, but I didn't download your movie.
2003-02-27 04:56:32 PM  
"Is it ironic now?"
"No? Okay."
"Is it ironic now?"
"No? Okay."
2003-02-27 04:57:18 PM  
I dont care if you think i am a tool. Watch my movie. Its actually a 30 second TV commercial i am working on.

go to hell
2003-02-27 04:57:54 PM  
"dog mummy" - Well isn't that a biatch?
2003-02-27 04:59:24 PM  

<also has nutin
2003-02-27 04:59:32 PM  
I was just commenting on the inevitable flamewar that erupts over the IRONIC tag no matter how its used; someone ALWAYS thinks its being used incorrectly.
2003-02-27 04:59:49 PM  
is it a commercial for catdog? is it a commercial for a CAT scan on a cat that turns out to be a dog?

/whats the connection?
2003-02-27 04:59:51 PM  
It's funny because the dog is dead.

/I've got nothing
2003-02-27 05:00:42 PM  
Jesus Christ. Someone will die for that headline. Probably not the person responsible, but someone will pay. Oh, yes. Someone will pay.

"I was just commenting on the inevitable flamewar that erupts over the IRONIC tag no matter how its used; someone ALWAYS thinks its being used incorrectly."

Yea. Isn't it ironic?
2003-02-27 05:01:01 PM  
I hate it when ppl paste a URL in without linking it
2003-02-27 05:01:18 PM  
Usually because not too many people no what irony really is. Most of the times it's like this, an interesting coincidence. Irony would be if the dog was alive.
2003-02-27 05:01:54 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Hmmm. Doesn't look like a dog to me.
2003-02-27 05:02:11 PM  
"Hey Vlathivis, how bout we mummify a dead dog to replace the cat that Jorenba told us to watch? He might not cut our hands off if we mummify it out of respect. "

"Why do we have to get a dead dog?"

"Well, the cat is up the river, the dog will have to do."

/typical egyptian conversation?
2003-02-27 05:02:25 PM  

And upon further inspection, the catscan revealed the dog mummy had a dog tag which read: :If I am lost, please call my owner, Strom Thurmond".

[image from too old to be available]

2003-02-27 05:02:44 PM  
Alexandra: I'd buy that, but I still that's stretching it. Ironic that CAT scan reveals cat is actually dog....hmmmm, the pun puts an interesting twist on the "ironic or not ironic" debate.
2003-02-27 05:03:40 PM  
Twuelfing Yah, I'll download your zip file and open it on my system. Sure.
2003-02-27 05:03:54 PM  
flamewar about the use of the "5...4...3..." and "flamewar prediction" clichés in 5...4...3...
2003-02-27 05:04:44 PM  

If you want Farkers to watch your nifty little art project, then buy a farking classified and get out of this thread.
2003-02-27 05:04:47 PM  
Ah, Twuelfing, is this your FIRST threadjacking attempt?
2003-02-27 05:05:35 PM  
Ok I watched it but I am so bored right now I have been tapping and pencil against my head for about an hour.

Your editing skills suck and if that's you on the couch your set is to hot (you have to much light) Tone it down a bit.
2003-02-27 05:07:17 PM  
If I down load your file!!! Will you pull my finger?
2003-02-27 05:07:39 PM  
its a school project. I am not buying an add to have people watch my school project.
2003-02-27 05:09:07 PM  
The file is safe, But he is going to get a shait grade. BTW WTF do you want people to stop driving there cars?
2003-02-27 05:09:24 PM  
d20s dancing across vision...thread stale.

/vain dnd reference
2003-02-27 05:10:33 PM  
Diogenes:: You're right, it is stretching it a bit.

BTW I didn't submit it....
2003-02-27 05:10:39 PM  
Also because you posted this you could get in some trouble from CNN.
2003-02-27 05:12:07 PM  
BlissKitchen: I'll pull your finger!

Twuelfing: I won't watch your 30 second commercial. Buy an ad if you want feeback, you dork.
2003-02-27 05:13:27 PM  
Yeah...real smart, whoever made the 4irst p0zst about Okies. The damn dateline in the article is in Albany, NY. No need to deal low blows to the Okies. In any case, the station whose website that article was posted from is the WORST in OK. I can't stand it. Even their little "ChannelOklahoma" name doesn't make sense.

Okay..I'm done with my rant on that station that noone cares about.

/bows out
2003-02-27 05:15:18 PM  
"go to hell"

Already here.
2003-02-27 05:20:55 PM  
2003-02-27 05:23:26 PM  
The person who submitted this should have a 'stupid' tag.
2003-02-27 05:28:24 PM  
I'd pet it.
2003-02-27 05:33:50 PM  
That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too,"

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black labrador retriever. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
2003-02-27 05:39:47 PM  
I'm with you, CapnUgly, that station sucks.

Maybe someone will post a link to a 30 second commercial from a good local station.

Or would that be too ironic?
2003-02-27 05:42:40 PM  
Also in the news...

PeTA is outraged at the ancient egyptians for the practice of mummification on animals.
2003-02-27 05:45:12 PM  
CapnUgly Albany U. doesn't donkey-punch the 'Horns every year, year after year.

/failed and bitter
2003-02-27 05:51:46 PM  
Cat mummies are funny.

Dog mummies are boring.

I don't know why this is, but it is.
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