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(Newsday)   Two women injured in yogurt-hose accident, as the list of colorful terms for male genitalia grows yet again   (newsday.com) divider line 79
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2009-07-29 10:05:54 AM
www.mouthpiecesports.com

/ +1 subby :)
 
2009-07-29 10:06:58 AM
There's a crimp in my hose that needs "correcting"
 
2009-07-29 10:31:14 AM
I am not sure how to say this but maybe they should use more precautions on the job if they are in the business of real yogurting or of pornography. This is because workplace safety is something we all deem to be very much important indeed. I certainly have this strong belief but I do not wear a hardhat while at work. LAUGHTER OL this is because I work in a laboratory. But there are days that I do wear a mask or tie back my hair to not have the burns. I believe that these women have learned the more valuable lesson by not being careful in this.
 
2009-07-29 11:18:00 AM
Well thank god mines never backfired yet.
/I said yet
 
2009-07-29 11:38:34 AM
heh heh, you said "grows."
 
2009-07-29 11:38:47 AM
DICK THREAD!
 
2009-07-29 11:39:25 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: Well thank god mines never backfired yet.
/I said yet


You're welcome.
 
2009-07-29 11:39:42 AM
veedeevadeevoodee: / +1 subby :)

oh, that pic's hilarious. got any "no fear" slogans you'd like to share with us? maybe a nice browning jacket too?

/half-kidding
 
2009-07-29 11:40:05 AM
"Oh, it's not goin in that end"
 
2009-07-29 11:40:50 AM
Daffydil: DICK THREAD!

Do you have any idea what this could cause?!? Jebus help us all...
 
2009-07-29 11:41:08 AM
meow said the dog: I am not sure how to say this but maybe they should use more precautions on the job if they are in the business of real yogurting or of pornography. This is because workplace safety is something we all deem to be very much important indeed. I certainly have this strong belief but I do not wear a hardhat while at work. LAUGHTER OL this is because I work in a laboratory. But there are days that I do wear a mask or tie back my hair to not have the burns. I believe that these women have learned the more valuable lesson by not being careful in this.

*blink*
 
2009-07-29 11:42:11 AM
TemporarySanity: veedeevadeevoodee: / +1 subby :)

oh, that pic's hilarious. got any "no fear" slogans you'd like to share with us? maybe a nice browning jacket too?

/half-kidding


Hypercolor FTW?
 
2009-07-29 11:43:08 AM
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL

This phrase makes me stabby.

"Yogurt hose" is an awesome euphemism though. Nice one. That said, I would prefer this not to become a penis thread.
 
2009-07-29 11:44:20 AM
Penis!

/penis
//penis penis
 
2009-07-29 11:44:26 AM
Daffydil: DICK THREAD!


I'm guessing you hope it's not a thread dick
 
2009-07-29 11:44:32 AM
Deeply concerned:
www.buddytv.com
 
2009-07-29 11:44:41 AM
The ultimate facial.

Puts Kobe to shame.
 
2009-07-29 11:45:02 AM
There were other workers in the general area, but only the two women were near the machine where the hose was attached, he said.


I've never been called a machine before...
 
2009-07-29 11:47:15 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: Well thank god mines never backfired yet.
/I said yet


I've had the damn thing go off in my hand before!! And I was just cleaning it!!!!
 
2009-07-29 11:48:25 AM
Yogurt hose goes WHERE?!?

/surprised nobody has said it yet
 
2009-07-29 11:48:46 AM
Release the Yogurt!
 
2009-07-29 11:49:14 AM
Three cheers for penises!

10.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-07-29 11:49:22 AM
I read yogurt horse, is that wrong.
 
2009-07-29 11:49:23 AM
Rod Johnson would make a good porn name.

/not being fatuous
 
2009-07-29 11:50:06 AM
meow said the dog: This is because workplace safety is something we all deem to be very much important indeed. I certainly have this strong belief but I do not wear a hardhat while at work. LAUGHTER OL this is because I work in a laboratory. But there are days that I do wear a mask or tie back my hair to not have the burns. I believe that these women have learned the more valuable lesson by not being careful in this.

** Checks profile **

I'm not surprised you hide your face so we don't stalke you.
 
2009-07-29 11:50:21 AM
Daffydil

DICK THREAD!

farm4.static.flickr.com

Dip this in yogurt and you've got home made porn.

/wewt
 
2009-07-29 11:50:33 AM
Daffydil: DICK THREAD!

www.nndb.com
 
2009-07-29 11:50:54 AM
Purple headed yogurt slinger
 
2009-07-29 11:52:07 AM
i112.photobucket.com

Approves

/hot like the cheerleader above.
 
2009-07-29 11:52:22 AM
Another Government Employee: The ultimate facial.

Puts Kobe to shame.


Kobe was shamed the second they put that girl's face up and the world collectively went, "Ewwww."

I think the next stop was Jared's to get that huge ass ring his wife now sports that contains his soul.
 
2009-07-29 11:57:08 AM
Ponzholio: There were other workers in the general area, but only the two women were near the machine where the hose was attached, he said.


I've never been called a machine before...


I Have... It was the best complement I have ever gotten
 
2009-07-29 11:57:12 AM
Wasn't me.
 
2009-07-29 11:57:24 AM
schattenteufel: Deeply concerned:

Came for the Michael Weston reference. Leaving deeply satisfied.
 
2009-07-29 11:57:41 AM
i674.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-29 11:58:04 AM
JohnnyShotMe: Another Government Employee: The ultimate facial.

Puts Kobe to shame.

Kobe was shamed the second they put that girl's face up and the world collectively went, "Ewwww."



Speak for yourself. She was attractive.
 
2009-07-29 11:58:51 AM
Hiro Nakamura: *blink*

I have this person farkied for this very reason.
 
2009-07-29 12:00:16 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: Well thank god mines never backfired yet.
/I said yet


z.about.com

As long as you keep the nozzle clean you shouldn't have any problems
 
2009-07-29 12:00:55 PM
Pork sword, bacon bazooka, pump action yogurt shooter, poon harpoon, beaver cleaver...
 
2009-07-29 12:02:21 PM
I've always been a big fan of the phrase 'tossed her a pint of throat yogurt'...
 
2009-07-29 12:03:02 PM
Maybe they should have put the farking lotion on?
 
2009-07-29 12:03:36 PM
Nothing worse than a crimp in your yogurt hose.
 
2009-07-29 12:04:06 PM
I've always been partial to single serving shrimp soup dispenser.
 
2009-07-29 12:04:37 PM
Michael Weston voiceover says:

"When you're a spy. a quick and portable source of nutrition is vital. kkeeps you from beconning dependent on regular grocery runs."

/catch the burn
 
2009-07-29 12:05:34 PM
www.loti.com

what a beaver cleaver might look like
 
2009-07-29 12:05:51 PM
i196.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-29 12:06:32 PM
No Varisty Blues refferences?

/shame
//purple headed yogurt thrower
 
2009-07-29 12:07:06 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Pork sword, bacon bazooka, pump action yogurt shooter, poon harpoon, beaver cleaver...

How about the Shake Weight.
 
2009-07-29 12:08:01 PM
The latest casualties in the culture wars.
 
2009-07-29 12:09:58 PM
wet_dream: what a beaver cleaver might look like

just don't be too hard on the beaver...
 
2009-07-29 12:11:26 PM
Am I the only one who read the headline as "yogurt-horse"?
 
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