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(The London Free Press)   Dumbass biker: "Sorry boss, I can't find no pickle tree."   (lfpress.ca) divider line 55
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2009-07-29 10:47:38 AM  
Where are these trees?
 
2009-07-29 11:20:33 AM  
♪♫♪ Pickle tree, very pretty and the pickle flower is tart, but the fruit of the poor pickle is a thing that causes farts ♪♫♪
 
2009-07-29 11:28:57 AM  
Did he at least find the pipe stretcher?
 
2009-07-29 11:37:17 AM  
Did he ever find the Fallopian tubes?
 
2009-07-29 11:40:07 AM  
I don't waaaaant a pickle.
Just want to ride my mooooter-sickle.
 
2009-07-29 12:33:49 PM  
Could the author have made that harder to read?
 
2009-07-29 12:41:30 PM  
megain.smugmug.com
 
2009-07-29 12:47:28 PM  
Megain

Mmm... kamias.

k53.pbase.com
 
2009-07-29 12:49:39 PM  
the things that get greenlit...♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪ ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
 
2009-07-29 12:50:08 PM  
CheetahOlivetti: Did he ever find the Fallopian tubes?

Fallopians? Those are books of the bible, silly. 1st and 2nd Fallopians.
 
2009-07-29 12:50:57 PM  
Cagey B: Did he at least find the pipe stretcher?

I believe he did, during the last snipe hunt.
 
2009-07-29 12:51:20 PM  
Jesus christ, the writing in this article is nearly incomprehensible.
 
2009-07-29 12:51:53 PM  
OneFretAway: I don't waaaaant a pickle.
Just want to ride my mooooter-sickle.


Came here to say this, well played sir.
 
2009-07-29 12:53:23 PM  
I don't know, Canadian Banditos? Sounds kind of fishy to me...
 
2009-07-29 12:55:15 PM  
Conspicuously absent from the trial:

img38.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-29 12:56:08 PM  
meddleRPI: Jesus christ, the writing in this article is nearly incomprehensible.

This.

It's like the author is trying to write flowing prose for a fifth grad comp class.
 
2009-07-29 12:56:09 PM  
I don't know, Canadian Banditos? Sounds kind of fishy to me...

They're retired Canadian Frito-Lay sales guys.
 
2009-07-29 12:57:33 PM  
That there is some poorly written prose based on some poor speaking skills, I had to stop and go pick a pickle.
 
2009-07-29 12:57:59 PM  
Eight bikers killed? I guess their pipes weren't loud enough.
 
2009-07-29 12:58:27 PM  
Couldn't find a left-handed monkey wrench either.
 
2009-07-29 01:00:16 PM  
Banditos from the north? Que?
 
2009-07-29 01:05:06 PM  
I gave up trying to comprehend that article about halfway through.
 
2009-07-29 01:14:12 PM  
TheIncredibleShinkingFilipino: Mmm... kamias.

heh. yup. but it showed up under a gis for pickle tree, so i figured 'why not?' :-)
 
2009-07-29 01:17:07 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Could the author have made that harder to read?

Thank you. I thought I was having a stroke or something. I kept reading but had no clue what the hell was going on.

"...was helped by the witness protection program, with even his family guinea pig given a name for a plane ticket"

I think someone just jumbled up a bunch of words in a bag and just drew them out randomly to form sentences.
 
2009-07-29 01:17:45 PM  
A vote for me is a vote for more voting-enabled posts.
 
2009-07-29 01:17:46 PM  
i don't wanna die...
 
2009-07-29 01:26:30 PM  
I was trying to read the article, by my eyes kept spinning.

This is by far the worst piece of published prose I have ever perused.

/ forgive me ... I'm being sort of a nattering nabob of negativism here.
 
2009-07-29 01:37:47 PM  
OneFretAway: I don't waaaaant a pickle.
Just want to ride my mooooter-sickle.


And I don't want a tickle
'cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

/this is why I came here. I ain't proud.
 
2009-07-29 01:38:03 PM  
It's next to the mayonnaise bush....
 
2009-07-29 01:39:52 PM  
mikalmd: It's next to the mayonnaise bush....

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...mayonnaise bush..........
 
2009-07-29 01:39:53 PM  
"It's a wooden pickle"
 
2009-07-29 01:45:06 PM  
SpwimmingInNY: Couldn't find a left-handed monkey wrench either.

Or the five gallons of prop wash, A.S.H. receiver and spool of flight line.
 
2009-07-29 01:54:17 PM  
Mishno: SpwimmingInNY: Couldn't find a left-handed monkey wrench either.

Or the five gallons of prop wash, A.S.H. receiver and spool of flight line.


Or the enough blinker fluid for all the bikes.
 
2009-07-29 01:57:22 PM  
purgatorio1.com

/I bet you're wondering why we call it a pickle...
 
2009-07-29 02:06:19 PM  
.....add one bucket of steam.....
 
2009-07-29 02:15:05 PM  
I grew on up as a reading person who read the London Free Press throughout the times that I was up-grown in Southwestern Ontario and I personally cannot see personally how this article's syntaxification or other elements of stylizing or riblification are problematic to anyone personally.

/if you go.....
 
2009-07-29 02:22:54 PM  
I guess it's a good thing that they didn't send him to get 100 ' of shore line.
 
2009-07-29 02:25:12 PM  
Town Drunk:
I think someone just jumbled up a bunch of words in a bag and just drew them out randomly to form sentences.


Should've called Arthur Dent. He's better at it ;)
 
2009-07-29 02:27:16 PM  
KingKauff: Mishno: SpwimmingInNY: Couldn't find a left-handed monkey wrench either.

Or the five gallons of prop wash, A.S.H. receiver and spool of flight line.

Or the enough blinker fluid for all the bikes.


At midnight they sent him to the hardware store for a long weight.
 
2009-07-29 02:28:42 PM  
kortsen: KingKauff: Mishno: SpwimmingInNY: Couldn't find a left-handed monkey wrench either.

Or the five gallons of prop wash, A.S.H. receiver and spool of flight line.

Or the enough blinker fluid for all the bikes.

At midnight they sent him to the hardware store for a long weight.


While you're there, get a round tuit.
 
2009-07-29 02:33:56 PM  
My MC puts the beatdown on any Canadian MC that claims to be more than .75 percenters.

//bottom rocker is a funny term
/Canadian bottom rocker is more funny

here's some HA making out:
codypickrodt.com
hot like the vomit in my mouth
 
2009-07-29 02:34:37 PM  
Ask him if tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

Lonnie Donegan (new window)
 
2009-07-29 02:35:20 PM  
Hey, it's my old local paper! On Fark, imagine that. Writing is still as terrible as ever.
 
2009-07-29 02:45:23 PM  
A place I worked for had a solder magnet. It was a big chunk of solder bent into a horseshoe shape.

Some HS dropout tried to send me on a search for a bucket of ions once. I went and had a smoke, brought the bucket back full.
 
2009-07-29 03:19:12 PM  
KingKauff: Or the enough blinker fluid for all the bikes.

I order my blinker fluid online (new window). Much easier than dealing with incompetent clerks in the local stores.
 
2009-07-29 03:24:24 PM  
bingo the psych-o: Eight bikers killed? I guess their pipes weren't loud enough.

*snerk*

/I'll laugh if nobody else will.
//biker w/loud pipes.
 
2009-07-29 03:53:49 PM  
mikalmd: It's next to the mayonnaise bush....

I thought it was a ham bush.

/read with a French accent
 
2009-07-29 04:40:42 PM  
Well silly fella it's in the shade of the hot dog tree I planted.

Slap and tickle, hold the pickle.
 
2009-07-29 04:55:45 PM  
OneFretAway: I don't waaaaant a pickle.
Just want to ride my mooooter-sickle.


CFT, LS
 
2009-07-29 05:21:10 PM  
You tell me if you would tell your boss with a gun and his friends with guns and bats "f-you buddy pickle trees dont exist" when he tells you to go find the pickle tree.

Me I would still probably be out looking for that pickle tree.
 
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