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(WorldNetDaily)   Jason Hommel would like to give you $100,000. Just prove Obama is a "Natural-born American" and it's all yours...But you can't use the official copy released by the State of Hawaii   (wnd.com ) divider line 726
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2009-07-29 03:34:52 AM  
What's the point? I'm sure he'll just pussy out like T. Boone Pickens did when a group of Vietnam Veterans tried to collect on his Swift Boat Challenge.

/I'll laugh my ass off if the Republican Governor of Hawaii tries to collect, since she's seen and verified the original vault copy.
 
2009-07-29 03:41:42 AM  
Nah, he'll just keep moving the goalposts like the rest of the Birthers....
 
2009-07-29 03:46:23 AM  
A $100,000 is not a lot of money.
 
2009-07-29 03:47:48 AM  

Sgt Otter: /I'll laugh my ass off if the Republican Governor of Hawaii tries to collect, since she's seen and verified the original vault copy.


Which she can't do because, according to other people in the State government of Hawaii, it's illegal for anyone with access to those records to comment on those records without official cause to do so.

Uhoh.
 
2009-07-29 03:58:32 AM  

Capitalist1: Which she can't do because, according to other people in the State government of Hawaii, it's illegal for anyone with access to those records to comment on those records without official cause to do so.


So, there's no official cause then? According to other people?
 
2009-07-29 04:14:05 AM  
Mom's medical records? She could show them, collect the cash and use it for a good cause that would piss of Hommel. I'd do it just to embarrass everyone involved in this lame conspiracy theory... collecting and donating the cash would just be the bonus.
 
2009-07-29 04:20:22 AM  
A man who runs a silver business and offers stock investment advice has announced he's offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting his satisfaction that Barack Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States, and therefore eligible to be president.

$100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.
 
2009-07-29 04:23:53 AM  

drue: Mom's medical records? She could show them


if she wasn't dead. yes. yes she could.
 
2009-07-29 04:36:18 AM  
As a nearly transparent white person, I feel comfortable saying that that headshot of Jason Hommel might as well have WHITE DOUCHEBAG stamped across the forehead.
 
2009-07-29 06:06:33 AM  
Birthers are proof that the internet should have a "your IQ must be this high to ride" clause.
 
2009-07-29 07:20:57 AM  
Here's my proof: He's President of the United States.

Now where's my farking money?
 
2009-07-29 07:26:59 AM  

robsul82: As a nearly transparent white person, I feel comfortable saying that that headshot of Jason Hommel might as well have WHITE DOUCHEBAG stamped across the forehead.


Holy f*cking sh*t, no kidding. If I didn't suspect he's a humorless asswipe, I'd think it was the guy from www.blackpeopleloveus.com.
 
2009-07-29 07:54:26 AM  
All those who have an office that is oval in shape, raise your right hand.
 
2009-07-29 08:05:50 AM  

vartian: A man who runs a silver business and offers stock investment advice has announced he's offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting his satisfaction that Barack Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States, and therefore eligible to be president.

$100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.


I'm offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting my satisfaction that Jason Hommel does not engage in sexual intercourse with farm animals.
 
2009-07-29 08:09:24 AM  
Jason Hommel: Yet, he refuses to release a copy of his long-form birth certificate - the only document that could possibly corroborate his claim.

What is he basing this nonsensical claim on?
 
2009-07-29 08:17:39 AM  

vartian: $100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.


I see, so we need to borrow $100,000. Invent time travel. Take Hommel back in time to watch the birth of BHO. Collect the $100,000 and loan it to ourselves in the past so that we can invent time travel.
 
2009-07-29 08:22:53 AM  
Since nobody is going to meet this challenge, I'm going to have to accept it as proof positive that Obama is in fact a Kenyan.
 
2009-07-29 08:58:47 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: vartian: $100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.

I see, so we need to borrow $100,000. Invent time travel. Take Hommel back in time to watch the birth of BHO. Collect the $100,000 and loan it to ourselves in the past so that we can invent time travel.


Brilliant, but we have to keep an eye on him when we go back in time. I strongly believe this is a plot to kill the Chosen One while he is but an infant. This cannot be allowed.
 
2009-07-29 09:16:19 AM  
I bet he'd go after Obama in time travel before he tried to take out Hitler. In fact, I bet he thinks Obama is worse than Hitler.
 
2009-07-29 09:29:02 AM  

Generation_D: I bet he'd go after Obama in time travel before he tried to take out Hitler. In fact, I bet he thinks Obama is worse than Hitler.


He is.
 
2009-07-29 09:47:31 AM  
Another day, another 600-post Birther thread
 
2009-07-29 10:05:30 AM  
I want to be the first to point out the bullshiat "who can prove to my satisfaction" clause. It's a bet you can't win.
 
2009-07-29 10:05:58 AM  
another T. Douche Pikens like challenge where they'll welch faster than danlpoon
 
2009-07-29 10:07:20 AM  
Fark it. I'm offering $1,000,000.00 to anyone who can prove he's not a Natural Born American.

But you can't use the official CERTIFICATE OF LIVE MUSLIM KENYAN BIRTH TO A WHITE LADY.
 
2009-07-29 10:07:25 AM  
you know it's bad when even the neocons think you're nuts
 
2009-07-29 10:09:25 AM  

vartian: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: vartian: $100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.

I see, so we need to borrow $100,000. Invent time travel. Take Hommel back in time to watch the birth of BHO. Collect the $100,000 and loan it to ourselves in the past so that we can invent time travel.

Brilliant, but we have to keep an eye on him when we go back in time. I strongly believe this is a plot to kill the Chosen One while he is but an infant. This cannot be allowed.


img231.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-29 10:09:50 AM  

eraser8: Jason Hommel: Yet, he refuses to release a copy of his long-form birth certificate - the only document that could possibly corroborate his claim.

What is he basing this nonsensical claim on?


Better yet, what the hell is a "long-form" birth certificate? Is that the form where you itemize the infant? Feet - 2, Hands - 2
 
2009-07-29 10:10:10 AM  
A man who runs a silver business and offers stock investment advice has announced he's offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting his satisfaction that Barack Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States, and therefore eligible to be president.

Translation: this is a promotion for my business. Since I work in commodities, this dovetails nicely with the freeper types who generally purchase commodities out of fear (re: non-savvy investors). By publicizing this issue, I can increase the value of my silver positions by sowing fear, and generate some leads for my "stock investment advice" service.
 
2009-07-29 10:10:23 AM  
Obama doesn't have to prove he was born in the US.
The burden of proof is on them to prove he wasn't.

/thinks the whole thing is stupid.
 
2009-07-29 10:10:35 AM  
i22.photobucket.com

yes son, i'm afraid so.
 
2009-07-29 10:10:36 AM  

Bladel: Nah, he'll just keep moving the goalposts like the rest of the Birthers....


I'll give $100,000 to anyone who can build a time machine that takes us back to the hospital at the moment of Obama's birth.
 
2009-07-29 10:12:46 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Generation_D: I bet he'd go after Obama in time travel before he tried to take out Hitler. In fact, I bet he thinks Obama is worse than Hitler.

He is.


At least Hitler was born in Germany!

Wait - what's that?
Austria-Hungary?

Never mind.
 
2009-07-29 10:12:54 AM  

vartian: A man who runs a silver business and offers stock investment advice has announced he's offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting his satisfaction that Barack Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States, and therefore eligible to be president.

$100k is pocket change for the invention of time-travel.


Even something like that won't satisfy these guys.

"Yeah, prove to me that this half-white niglet* I just saw born really is the same one who ran to be President of the United States in 2008. You know they all look alike."

*Apologies for using this word, just trying to get into the Birther mindset.
 
2009-07-29 10:12:59 AM  
World Net Daily.

All Birthers, All The Time.
 
2009-07-29 10:13:01 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Bladel: Nah, he'll just keep moving the goalposts like the rest of the Birthers....

I'll give $100,000 to anyone who can build a time machine that takes us back to the hospital at the moment of Obama's birth.


I'll give Obama $20 Canadian if at the next press conference he whips down his pants and he's got the phrase "Made in America with Kenyan labour" tattooed on his presidential behind.

/It could even be a temporary tatoo
 
2009-07-29 10:13:18 AM  
picture of Obama's birth announcement, Honolulu Advertiser, Sunday, Aug. 13, 1961. Link (new window)

I'll take that in Canadian dollars please.
The exchange rate is 0.9224
Thanks!
 
2009-07-29 10:13:59 AM  
Birthers shouldn't bread. These people are comical.

After reading the article, I am sure if God came down and told him that Obama was a citizen he would still not listen.

He must find it hard to believe a black man could be born in America. To him, he probably thinks we still bring them over in boats.
 
2009-07-29 10:14:25 AM  
Fantastic... Keep going with this line of attack. It's a winner...
 
2009-07-29 10:14:33 AM  
CentralValleyCali: Birthers shouldn't bread. These people are comical.

I don't know; $100,000 is a lot of dough.
 
2009-07-29 10:14:34 AM  
sweetmelissa31 I'll give $100,000 to anyone who can build a time machine that takes us back to the hospital at the moment of Obama's birth.

I havent invented a time machine yet because Im positive that if I had, I would have gone back in time and told myself how to do it saving all the trial and error.
 
2009-07-29 10:14:56 AM  
FTA:
"Obama's birth certificate is not the only document at issue. WND has reported that among the documentation not yet available for Obama includes his kindergarten records, his Punahou school records, his Occidental College records, his Columbia University records, his Columbia thesis, his Harvard Law School records, his Harvard Law Review articles, his scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, his passport, his medical records, his files from his years as an Illinois state senator, his Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records, and his adoption records."

I'd much rather have these documents than the birth certificate. They would probably prove the Indonesian connection while highlighting what a commie he is.
 
2009-07-29 10:15:31 AM  
Those republicans sure are a wacky bunch.
 
2009-07-29 10:15:41 AM  

GameSprocket: eraser8: Jason Hommel: Yet, he refuses to release a copy of his long-form birth certificate - the only document that could possibly corroborate his claim.

What is he basing this nonsensical claim on?

Better yet, what the hell is a "long-form" birth certificate? Is that the form where you itemize the infant? Feet - 2, Hands - 2


My understanding is that anyone can state a birth in hawaii and receive a short-form, but only hospitals can issue a long-form. This way babies born away from the hospital can still be declared.
 
Juc
2009-07-29 10:15:51 AM  

djkutch: A $100,000 is not a lot of money.


Sounds like you're rich, but just don't know it.
 
2009-07-29 10:16:09 AM  
Obama has a passport.
 
2009-07-29 10:16:30 AM  
WND has reported that among the documentation not yet available for Obama includes his kindergarten records


I found them.


i12.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-29 10:16:50 AM  
www.wnd.com

I'd bet a month's pay that this guy is into Japanese vomit porn.
 
2009-07-29 10:16:53 AM  
This might seem a little simplistic and I'm sure someone with much more power then me has already said this but, even if he was born in Kenya, his mom is American and according to Section 1401 of Title 8 this is enough: Any one born outside the United States, if one parent is an alien and as long as the other parent is a citizen of the U.S. who lived in the U.S. for at least five years (with military and diplomatic service included in this time)
Link (new window)
Why is that so difficult?
 
2009-07-29 10:16:57 AM  
Not the World Net Daily - more like the World Nut, Daily. Would never take financial advice from anyone as dimwitted as this alleged financial adviser.
 
2009-07-29 10:17:03 AM  
FTFA:
Please prove that Obama is a 'natural born' US citizen, and put to rest the claims in lawsuits, as wnd.com reports, 'that include contentions Obama was born in Kenya, wasn't a 'natural born' citizen because of his father's Kenyan citizenship, was a dual citizen and that his mother wasn't old enough to transmit citizenship at birth.

Wow, that's some quality whargarbl, especially that bit in bold. I wasn't aware you had to be a certain age to transmit citizenship.
 
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