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2009-07-28 02:29:29 PM  
kittyhas1000legs: dabbletech: I'm waiting for the pedometer.

The two things the iPhone needs are the pedometer and gaydar.

/nttawtt


Here you go:
i635.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-28 02:29:42 PM  
GT_bike: noYOUare:

why would you? Perhaps you are too old for PEDOPHILES to even care, duh. Those of us with kids deserve to know if the nice neighbor is really just phishing for a diddle.


No, you really don't deserve to know anything. And chances are no one wants to have sex with your kid. Your kid is ugly, gangly, smelly, whiny, and disgusting. Most people don't even want to see your kid or even to know that you have a kid.

/don't know if you were being sarcastic or not.
 
2009-07-28 02:29:55 PM  
Last time I looked at the pedo map there were dozens that all lived within a few blocks of each other. I'm guessing that there must be some halfway houses there or no one else will rent to them.
 
2009-07-28 02:30:00 PM  
Approves:

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-07-28 02:30:27 PM  
img.moronail.net

/just 'cause
 
2009-07-28 02:31:33 PM  
I thought gaydar was already inherent in the iPhone...kind of like a reverse app. If you have an iPhone, you have teh gay.
 
2009-07-28 02:32:16 PM  
Oh, Mahk, you don't need an app. All the really hawt cougars are already here!
 
2009-07-28 02:35:00 PM  
>> IPedo: There's An App For That - New iPhone Application Locates Nearby Sex Offenders

Boy thats great.

There's no telling how many times you could get raped before you could get to a desk top computer to check the list.
 
2009-07-28 02:35:24 PM  
I like how my page has an ad for FamilySafetyGuardian.com on the right banner.
 
2009-07-28 02:35:46 PM  
Oh and parents: If a complete stranger does manage to abduct your kid, they'll statistically be dead in less than 24 hours. Your worrying will do you no good.
 
2009-07-28 02:37:59 PM  
Isn't Jesus on that list with that one pi[THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED]
 
2009-07-28 02:38:49 PM  
not all sex offender are pedophiles

Not all offenders are registered...like juveniles.
 
2009-07-28 02:38:49 PM  
Angry_Day: Oh and parents: If a complete stranger does manage to abduct your kid, they'll statistically be dead in less than 24 hours. Your worrying will do you no good.

So they got that going for them, which is nice...
 
2009-07-28 02:39:38 PM  
Well, I guess FARK posting will be dramatically cut in the near future.
 
2009-07-28 02:39:50 PM  
Ponzholio: Angry_Day: Oh and parents: If a complete stranger does manage to abduct your kid, they'll statistically be dead in less than 24 hours. Your worrying will do you no good.

So they got that going for them, which is nice...


Well, the parents should at least then be relieved to know that if its Uncle Ernie raping the kid, the kid will live longer.
 
2009-07-28 02:40:02 PM  
Not new. Wake me when there's this.



/That puts them inside the room!
//link rather hot.
 
2009-07-28 02:40:21 PM  
Cagey B: vernonFL: I want an app that locates vulnerable children.

All these crazy technology gadgets. Bah! In my day, a van with "free candy" scrawled on the side of it was good enough!


I agree completely. When I was kid, pervs and pedos has to work for it. They had to get a clown costume, an ice cream truck, coach little league, join the priesthood, or something. There was no sitting at home in your underwear surfing the net. What happened to the good old days?

/yeah, yeah...my lawn - get off of it.
 
2009-07-28 02:40:41 PM  
stevarooni: Can we get this app with the "Motion Detector" sound effects from Aliens? I want to freak out, screaming, as my iPhone tells me, "40 yards to pedophile...35...30 YARDS TO PEDOPHILE!!!"

"That's impossible! That's IN THE ROOM!"
 
2009-07-28 02:41:47 PM  
I worked at a grocery store where one of the regulars, a 4-foot scruffy person with handicap stilts, was a registered sex offender. Never would have known until a co-worker told me to look him up.

/then there was this other jerk who was on Jerry Springer...
//for a city where everyone I encountered was an asshole, they all had neat stories
 
2009-07-28 02:42:13 PM  
Recently a woman was charged with kiddie pr0n for taking a picture of herself breastfeeding her own infant. Until we get a grip on ourselves about what is and is not bad I refuse to care about pedos, molestors, etc.
 
2009-07-28 02:42:53 PM  
media.timeoutnewyork.com

what a sex offenders map might look like...

/all that mission is the "You Are Here" arrow
 
2009-07-28 02:42:57 PM  
Angry_Day: Ponzholio: Angry_Day: Oh and parents: If a complete stranger does manage to abduct your kid, they'll statistically be dead in less than 24 hours. Your worrying will do you no good.

So they got that going for them, which is nice...

Well, the parents should at least then be relieved to know that if its Uncle Ernie raping the kid, the kid will live longer.


i635.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-28 02:43:32 PM  
Might help in locating my former employee...

Oh wait, he's already in jail.

http://bbn.frn.com/fis/storydisplay.asp?site=&storyID=6436
 
2009-07-28 02:44:15 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-07-28 02:44:27 PM  
Next, convicts must have an RFID tag implanted that can be scanned by anyone's phone to access the offender database -- sex offender, immigration offender, political offender, whomever we hate by then.

Hell, why wait till they're convicted, put it in at birth. Useful for all kinds of databases! No way there'd be errors or anything.
 
2009-07-28 02:46:49 PM  
Fano: Killer Cars: Fano: What are the rest? Pedos looking for pedopals?

There's probably Meetup groups already for those.

I recall a case last year or so in California where a masterpedomind was using the system to get "contacts" and "tips" from other pedos.


If he was a masterpedomind, should the other pedos be getting tips from him?
 
2009-07-28 02:47:04 PM  
Ponzholio: Angry_Day: Ponzholio: Angry_Day: Nice. :)
 
2009-07-28 02:47:25 PM  
It looks like your iPhone has chicken pox.
 
2009-07-28 02:47:56 PM  
kittyhas1000legs: dabbletech: I'm waiting for the pedometer.

The two things the iPhone needs are the pedometer and gaydar.

/nttawtt


Grindr (new window, maybe NSFW)

Gaydar. It works. Trust.

/Gay Gecko
 
2009-07-28 02:49:08 PM  
Angry_Day: GT_bike: noYOUare:

why would you? Perhaps you are too old for PEDOPHILES to even care, duh. Those of us with kids deserve to know if the nice neighbor is really just phishing for a diddle.

No, you really don't deserve to know anything. And chances are no one wants to have sex with your kid. Your kid is ugly, gangly, smelly, whiny, and disgusting. Most people don't even want to see your kid or even to know that you have a kid.

/don't know if you were being sarcastic or not.


No I wasn't. And yes, yes I do deserve to know if that sort of person lives near me and my children.

So angry_day tell me why I do not deserve to know? Do you deserve to know if your Pinto might explode if hit from behind? Did Enron employees deserve to know anything? Did Madoff investors deserve to know he was a fraudster, do they even deserve to know now that it's come out? Do we deserve to know about Haliburton no bid contracts in Iraq?

What sorts of information, facts and such are you suggesting require filtering, blackouts and such and why exactly do you think you are in any way qualified to determine what I do and don't have available to me?

Back to child sex offenders: they chose to molest a child and got convicted for it, that is now public knowledge which I have a right to know.
 
2009-07-28 02:49:13 PM  
gshepnyc

Recently a woman was charged with kiddie pr0n for taking a picture of herself breastfeeding her own infant.


Never happened. Complete bullshiat.
 
2009-07-28 02:49:31 PM  
vernonFL: I want an app that locates vulnerable children.


Just look for the signs that say "Children at play", not that I would know.
 
2009-07-28 02:49:42 PM  
Arklop: grimatongueworm: Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

"Hey, kid, go easy on the candy!"


A priest and a rabbi and a Mexican are walking down the sidewalk together when a young school boy crosses their path.

The priest says "Hey, let's fark that little boy."

To which the rabbi replies "Outta what?"

The Mexican exclaims, "Ay! Caramba! No es bueno!"

/ba-boom ching!
//my favorite awful joke


I hope I just made it worse. :D
 
2009-07-28 02:50:55 PM  
Megain: There is a huge difference between someone who diddles children, and some asshat who got caught mooning someone at 18.

came here to say this. not all sex offender are pedophiles


There's also a difference between the rapist lurking in alleys and a guy who slept with a chick who was too drunk.... or someone who touches children, and a 16-year-old who got busted with a 16-year-old girlfriend.

There are a lot of things and DEGREES here, from the peeing in an alley behind a school guy (rare) to the ones with 2-3 years between them and their (consenting) "victims" (a good lot) to actual date rapists, rapists, and child molesters. To lump them all together in no way offers a valuable service to anyone.

It also makes for some VERY paranoid people, as much like the vast majority of people with criminal records serve their time and go home, or move to your neighborhood. The only thing is you usually don't know because only one group has to register like this....
 
2009-07-28 02:52:02 PM  
wet_dream: what a sex offenders map might look like...

Actually that looks like a bad case of herpes.
 
2009-07-28 02:54:11 PM  
penthesilea: Last time I looked at the pedo map there were dozens that all lived within a few blocks of each other. I'm guessing that there must be some halfway houses there or no one else will rent to them.

Or homeless shelters, you'd find a number of them residing there.
 
2009-07-28 02:54:34 PM  
vertiaset: gshepnyc

Recently a woman was charged with kiddie pr0n for taking a picture of herself breastfeeding her own infant.


Never happened. Complete bullshiat.


No kidding? Really? Quite a few articles about it, smart ass.
http://cfcoklahoma.org/New_Site/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=13 0 :woman-charged-with-possession-of-child-pornography-for-taking-photos-of-herself -breastfeeding&catid=14:national-dilemmas&Itemid=19

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=woman+charged+for+taking+photo+breastfeedi n g&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
 
2009-07-28 02:55:47 PM  
I want to register my dog as a bi-sexual pedo. He just can't keep off the puppies. Plus I would love to see someones reaction when they click on his profile and up pops my boy.
 
2009-07-28 02:56:23 PM  
wet_dream: what a sex offenders map might look like...

/all that mission is the "You Are Here" arrow


Any reason why you picked New York City?
 
2009-07-28 02:56:48 PM  
Until we get a grip on ourselves about what is and is not bad I refuse to care about pedos, molestors, etc.

THANKS - blew boogers on that one
 
2009-07-28 02:57:03 PM  
Kyosuke: This will be great for all the bored vigilanties out there.

Bored vigilantes can already get all that info. What I'd be worried about is a group of frat boys stumbling out of a bar at 2am and deciding it'd be a great idea to go pay a sex offender a little visit.

What the app changes is that now no planning is required -- someone can track down a nearby registrant's home on a whim, while drunk, or whatever.

It's like how having guns readily accessible* increases suicide rates: they don't actually make more people want to kill themselves, but the ease and availability means that people who are on the borderline might do it on impulse at a time when things feel particularly bad. Having no such instant, easy method available means any attempt will have to involve thinking/planning time, during which they may well decide not to do it at all.

*: Just to be clear, I'm talking about accessbility only, not ownership.
 
2009-07-28 02:57:10 PM  
Good. Now I won't have to wander the streets in my pants with the rear cut out.
 
2009-07-28 02:57:31 PM  
I know a guy who was drunk & decided to take a leak in a parking garage. He was arrested for public urination. Now he's a Registered Sex Offender.
On the upside, he doesn't get many trick-or-treat visitors on Halloween.
 
2009-07-28 02:58:37 PM  
Angry_Day: Oh and parents: If a complete stranger does manage to abduct your kid, they'll statistically be dead in less than 24 hours. Your worrying will do you no good.

Isn't that a reason to do all you can to keep your kids from safe from possible abductors?

/not a parent, thinks this app is for hysterical morons
 
2009-07-28 02:58:48 PM  
GT_bike: Angry_Day: GT_bike: noYOUare:

Certain criminal records are public records. You have the ability to access those records if you wish. I can't say that you have the right to those records as it was not your kid, your incident, or had nothing to do with you, so it is none of your business. But why would I expect a parent to be rational and mind their own business? The rest of society has to think of your kid for you and lets face it, your kid isn't that special.

These databases are bullshiat and should be taken down. It should be that if you wish to check on a certain neighbor you can use his last name at the court house and petition for records that way. Too much information is givent too freely and the lists are too overwhelming to be of any use to anyone. When these lists only include violent, repetitive, spontaneous offenders that help the police more than an overzelous mom and dad who think their kids are sexy, then I will support them. In fact, I think this knowledge should be limited to law enforcement personel - the ones whos job it is to find your kid when you've misplaced them.

In short, the general public is too stupid and too reactionary to know how to utilize this information properly. As people have said, most of these "offenders" are the nonrepeat sort who pose no threat to you or your kid. They don't deserve death threats or mob scenes when a local kid wanders away from the car for five minuts.
 
2009-07-28 02:58:54 PM  
dabbletech : I'm waiting for the pedometer.
Pick one these and more

iTreadmill
The Steps
Pedometer 0.2
Runkeeper
StepTrak Lite
 
2009-07-28 02:59:05 PM  
GT_bike: No I wasn't. And yes, yes I do deserve to know if that sort of person lives near me and my children.

Do you deserve to know if someone who murdered someone moves in? How about a bank robber? A petty thief? Someone who left a shotgun out in the open and their kid shot himself? Someone who got into a drunken fight and broke a guy's nose? Someone who stabbed someone in a fit of passion? Someone who got into a drunk driving accident? Someone who sold crack outside a school? Someone who killed someone in an automobile accident that was JUST an accident? Someone who ran a pyramid scheme? Someone who sexually harassed his employees? Someone who ripped off an entire company's pensions? All of these things can come with jail time.... a lot of these are bad actions....

WHY do you get to/need to know about ONE class of criminal, and effectively stop them from re-integrating into society when they have paid their debt and are ostensibly rehabilitated?
 
2009-07-28 02:59:08 PM  
I thought AT&T blocked 4chan?
 
2009-07-28 02:59:12 PM  
msheda: Who needs an app? Where I live the there is an automated call that goes out when a sex offender moves withing 5 miles of where you live. Gives Name, address, etc...

/kinda creepy actually. Hope I never make the listget caught.


"ALERT: A 17-year old boy whose 16-year old girlfriend's father didn't like him reported him for statutory rape, and this sicko is moving into a house with his parents 4 miles from you."

Where are the phone alerts for when murderers move close to me? Or home burglars? Or meth addicts?

All of them are more dangerous than this guy.
 
2009-07-28 03:01:36 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey, I remember that. Which school's website was that from again??
 
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