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(Some Guy)   Woman chases kids around with dildo, hits one with it   (pottstownmercury.com ) divider line
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2003-02-27 09:27:37 AM  
"Pre-pubescent people pounded with plastic pecker"
 
2003-02-27 09:33:05 AM  
Spare the rod, spoil the child?

Hey TSG, we need mugs. It appears she might be a repeat offender.

And where were these children's parents?

I was driving past this woman the other day. She was screaming at someone invisible and lifting her shirt in the process. Freaky.
 
2003-02-27 09:34:59 AM  
Haw! I like how the writer has to come up with euphemisms for "dildo." My favorite is "artificial penis."
 
2003-02-27 09:39:09 AM  
Alex would be real horrorshow, my little droogies.
[image from argyro.net too old to be available]
 
2003-02-27 10:19:31 AM  
Sucie Very nice (golf clap.)

I've heard that Freudian theory of penis envy - but never gave it much creedence. THIS lady gives it some plausability though... Wacking nieghborhood offspring with a phalis is stretching it a bit.

Well, you know what I mean.
 
2003-02-27 10:20:36 AM  
Eh.... Sudie.....

[/does cannonball into vat of diet Mt. Dew]
 
2003-02-27 10:28:36 AM  
Ahhh, good times
 
2003-02-27 10:28:48 AM  
Hopefully it had been cleaned off before smacking it upside their heads
 
2003-02-27 10:28:49 AM  
They've been dick-slapped!
 
2003-02-27 10:29:53 AM  
HAHAHAHA.

As an aside, I watch Real Sex last night with the REAL DOLL MALE VERSIONS.

Again.......

HAHAHAHAHAAH.
 
2003-02-27 10:30:09 AM  
Hit upside the head with a head
 
2003-02-27 10:31:12 AM  
Now I'm no psychiatrist but I think this woman has problems.
 
2003-02-27 10:31:22 AM  
Hey Bump, Freud was the first thing I thought of too. She seems to carry it around with her.
 
2003-02-27 10:32:13 AM  
"Hits" one with it?
 
2003-02-27 10:32:27 AM  
Would've been worse if it was the John Holmes model...The horror.
 
2003-02-27 10:32:46 AM  
A Lot of penis and boobie related links today, does this indicate that Farkers aren't getting laid, or admins aren't getting laid?

There must not have been a fark party for a while.
 
2003-02-27 10:33:59 AM  
[image from thesmokinggun.com too old to be available]
 
2003-02-27 10:34:43 AM  
penis envy
NOUN: The supposed wish of a girl or woman to have a penis, postulated by Sigmund Freud as a cause of feelings of inferiority and psychic conflict.
 
2003-02-27 10:35:31 AM  
This is so silly I almost don't believe it. It would have been kind of funny to see though.

I have to agree with Sudie, where were these kids parents?
 
2003-02-27 10:35:36 AM  
"Stupid dildos."
"Don't blame the dildos!!!"

Same Mr. Show sketch includes the line:
"Don't forget, that 'stupid' All Anal Action payed for that precious mountain bike of yours."
 
2003-02-27 10:35:44 AM  
Eeek - AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

*huff * huff*

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
 
2003-02-27 10:36:03 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2003-02-27 10:36:19 AM  
I was looking for a pic from Clockwork Orange, when he kills that lady with the giant dil, but alas, no luck. No luck on a Hatchet Harry picture from Lock Stock either.

/depressed
 
2003-02-27 10:36:29 AM  
that is one ugly biatch
 
2003-02-27 10:36:41 AM  
"Let me tall you about 'atchet 'arry. Once there was this geezer named Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumored that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy around for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way of going. Hence: 'acthet 'arry is a man you pay if you owe."
 
2003-02-27 10:36:50 AM  
How did that sicky come into contact with those children?
 
2003-02-27 10:38:31 AM  
Woman chasesother womanaround with dildo, hits one with it

There, much better.
 
2003-02-27 10:39:16 AM  
That's not the dildo lady. That is the naked jumping jack lady. But, I'm sure we will see the dildo very, very soon.
 
2003-02-27 10:39:19 AM  
Obligatory "I'd hit it!" comment.
 
2003-02-27 10:39:23 AM  
What a cock-a-mamie stunt.
 
2003-02-27 10:39:34 AM  
Touching childhood story: I found my mom's dildo once. It was only used for good though, never as a weapon against us kids.
 
2003-02-27 10:39:45 AM  
If she'd stuck with the dildo to begin with, then there would have been no kids to hit. Some people just don't think ahead.
 
2003-02-27 10:40:17 AM  
Dude I live in that town. Sweet
 
2003-02-27 10:41:09 AM  
I'll bet it made an amusing "DONG!" sound, too.
 
2003-02-27 10:42:53 AM  
JerkStore:

I've already got it covered.
 
2003-02-27 10:43:24 AM  
She should have thought before she pulled a stunt like that. Could have poked an eye out.
 
CB
2003-02-27 10:43:34 AM  
Eeek
If I saw that in real life I think I'd scream,
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
 
2003-02-27 10:43:49 AM  
Damon_Ryde:- I wish I'd thought of that, like right at the top of the thread or something.
 
2003-02-27 10:43:57 AM  
Somehow I get a feelng the kids rented American Pie 2 and tried to copy some of the scenes....
 
2003-02-27 10:44:16 AM  
If dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos!
 
2003-02-27 10:44:26 AM  
Cola: Were you "traumataized" by it as these children were? Kids are resilient, I for one am sick of hearing about people being "traumatized"........
 
2003-02-27 10:44:46 AM  
Hey lady, quit it with the dildo violence! We don't want you to get 'em banned! Some places might start a 5 day waiting period before you can get one...
 
2003-02-27 10:44:48 AM  
she deserves to be hung - hung, gettit??

hahahahaalollzzhahaaah!! alolaaaha!

tea anyone?
 
2003-02-27 10:45:02 AM  
Schultz was heard screaming: 'Give me my batteries back you little bastards'.
 
2003-02-27 10:46:26 AM  
Hey...dildos don't kill people...
 
2003-02-27 10:46:54 AM  
PurpleJack, I'm ROFLMAO.
 
2003-02-27 10:47:01 AM  
Cola: as far as weapons go I guess a dildo is the sexual equivalent of a fake gun. It doesn't fire real bullets but it can feel just as good in the hand, and it doesn't matter if it goes off half-cocked. Plus, I guess it means that an Anne Summers party looks like the marine scenes in Aliens, with loads of women handling a large variety of heavy weaponry.
 
2003-02-27 10:47:21 AM  
This all sounds very reasonable.
 
2003-02-27 10:49:06 AM  
Bitterman: Traumatized by a big veiny rubber cock? No. But I did go and wash my hands.
 
2003-02-27 10:49:43 AM  
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