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(People Magazine)   "Kate Gosselin takes off her wedding band" -- It's not news, it's People Magazine   (feeds.people.com) divider line 31
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2009-07-25 09:00:31 AM
Worst use of this meme EVAR

/Who thinks People Magazine is news?
//And who greenlights this shiat?
 
2009-07-25 09:16:01 AM
The cult of celebrity. If I was a celebrity, I would become the first paparazzi serial killer.
 
2009-07-25 09:25:46 AM
I don't condone O.J.

I understand O.J.
 
2009-07-25 09:49:47 AM
Two Dogs Farking: Worst use of this meme EVAR

/Who thinks People Magazine is news?
//And who greenlights this shiat?


Came in here to say this. I don't think People ever tried to be news.
 
2009-07-25 10:02:08 AM
Two Dogs Farking: Worst use of this meme EVAR

/Who thinks People Magazine is news?

since the article is filed under the 'news' tab on their website, i'd say people magazine does

//And who greenlights this shiat?

hung over admins?
 
2009-07-25 10:14:22 AM
what was she wearing it in hope that jon come back? he is farking a twenty-two year old chick, why would he want to go back to her 8 baby having ass...thats just gross

/i in the other hand would hit Kate given the chance
//no shame here
 
2009-07-25 10:21:05 AM
You were expecting news... from People Magazine... excuse me while I BWAAHAHAHAH
 
2009-07-25 10:51:27 AM
SOYLENT MAGAZINE IS PEOPLE
 
2009-07-25 11:01:33 AM
NCP69: what was she wearing it in hope that jon come back? he is farking a twenty-two year old chick, why would he want to go back to her 8 baby having ass...thats just gross

/i in the other hand would hit Kate given the chance
//no shame here


I agree with you, but I also think that she's better off without him anyway. That guy is a super-mega-ultra-douche.
 
2009-07-25 11:23:43 AM
My mom used to call it Pimple magazine. Her critical acuity was razor-sharp even then.

I find the Weekly World News to have a much better Bigfoot and Wolf-baby ratio, and better writing to boot.
 
2009-07-25 11:28:58 AM
who the fark is this biatch and why would I care if her skank ass got a divorce?
 
2009-07-25 11:57:43 AM
Hey subby, why not the Newsflash tag?

[/sarcasm]
 
2009-07-25 12:25:51 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-25 12:34:51 PM
I predict Kate will hook up with an even bigger douche that Jon.


i426.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-25 12:50:02 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: The cult of celebrity. If I was a celebrity, I would become the first paparazzi serial killer.

And I would find a way to get on the jury to acquit you.

/'cause you probably WOULD get caught sonner or later

//preferably later.....much, much later.
 
2009-07-25 12:52:13 PM
She's got 8 kids and there is ample video evidence that she is a raging coooont.

I think one would have an easier time putting thalidomide back on the market than Kate Gosselin.
 
2009-07-25 01:09:56 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's got 8 kids and there is ample video evidence that she is a raging coooont.

I think one would have an easier time putting thalidomide back on the market than Kate Gosselin.


thalidomide has been found to be a valuable treatment for a number of medical conditions and it is being prescribed again in a number of countries

I think you're right.
 
2009-07-25 01:37:34 PM
NCP69: he is farking a twenty-two year old chick, why would he want to go back to her 8 baby having ass...thats just gross

pics or didn't happen ?

**hoping for pics.
 
2009-07-25 01:49:32 PM
replace "wedding band" with "top" and you might have something
 
2009-07-25 02:27:13 PM
He was with a biatch that nagged him into having eight farking kids. Who also "love tapped" him to death every time he said something she didn't like (love tap means SLAP). She demasculated him almost every minute by telling him he was fat, ugly and stupid. She also reportedly withheld sex if she was mad at him.

I hope this biatch DIAF.
She makes the rest of us look bad.
Sad thing is....YOU GUYS consistently marries biatches like this!
I'd love to hear the explanation. Her ass looked good in jeans just won't cut it this round.
 
2009-07-25 03:21:35 PM
japles: He was with a biatch that nagged him into having eight farking kids. Who also "love tapped" him to death every time he said something she didn't like (love tap means SLAP). She demasculated him almost every minute by telling him he was fat, ugly and stupid. She also reportedly withheld sex if she was mad at him.

I hope this biatch DIAF.
She makes the rest of us look bad.
Sad thing is....YOU GUYS consistently marries biatches like this!
I'd love to hear the explanation. Her ass looked good in jeans just won't cut it this round.


He probably has severe mommy issues, just like his kids will soon be having.
 
2009-07-25 03:26:54 PM
I'd do her, she's hot, look at how smokin' she is in a bathing suit, she looks great for her age, who cares if she's a b*tch, I'd hit it, she's got great t*ts, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god, I'd definitely bang her.


Wanted to be the first idiot.

(I am SO ashamed of myself, if I were in a Muslim country, I'd have to cut off my fingers for lying like this)
 
2009-07-25 03:40:11 PM
Timmy the Tumor: I'd do her, she's hot, look at how smokin' she is in a bathing suit, she looks great for her age, who cares if she's a b*tch, I'd hit it, she's got great t*ts, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god, I'd definitely bang her.


Wanted to be the first idiot.

(I am SO ashamed of myself, if I were in a Muslim country, I'd have to cut off my fingers for lying like this)


Nah, you're allowed to lie to kafirs.
 
2009-07-25 04:10:32 PM
GO . . . AWAY!
 
2009-07-25 04:52:45 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's got 8 kids and there is ample video evidence that she is a raging coooont.

I think one would have an easier time putting thalidomide back on the market than Kate Gosselin.


Some schmuck with mommy issues will snag her like a hot potato. Either that or some male gold digger who wants to ride the Kate + 8 gravy train.
 
2009-07-25 06:00:16 PM
Ain't nobody gonna' "snag her for her money.". She'll have a pre-nup that will make Donald Trump's lawyers look like the world's biggest pussies..."Not a penny if we divorce...must hand over self esteem and penis once married...daily allowance of $5..."
 
2009-07-25 07:53:16 PM
How come none of the pictures include the kids, even Kate's? Oh right, they can finally afford nannies.
 
2009-07-25 09:26:03 PM
Timmy the Tumor: Ain't nobody gonna' "snag her for her money.". She'll have a pre-nup that will make Donald Trump's lawyers look like the world's biggest pussies..."Not a penny if we divorce...must hand over self esteem and penis once married...daily allowance of $5..."

Who said anything about him actually getting money? He could just ride her coat tails for the fame, too. And then when they do get divorced, he'll be offered some ridiculous amount of money to appear on some godawful V-H1 reality dating show.
 
2009-07-25 09:33:48 PM
I saw a re-run of Oprah yesterday (yeah, I know, but she had a 500-pound woman on there!), and half the show was some interview with Jon and Kate. This was about the time of Octomom, because they asked them how they felt about that.

How could anyone ever think that these two were a happily married couple? He looked like he'd rather be in a coma than sitting there, and she looked like the most self-absorbed coont on earth.

/Never saw their show
 
2009-07-26 12:17:27 AM
cryinoutloud: This was about the time of Octomom, because they asked them how they felt about that.

Up until I read that, I'd actually forgotten that Octomom existed. So I already hate you for that.

But do you know what remembering Octomom made me do? That's right, asshole. You made me lose the farking game.

My hate knows no bounds.
 
2009-07-27 11:24:19 AM
Jon has lost all pity points that he gathered over the last few years.

He has become a world class douche with his tiger tshirts and slut-tastic girlfriends....holy helly what a mid life crisis
 
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