If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Straits Times)   Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick to separate; and here we thought their relationship was stable   (straitstimes.com) divider line 306
    More: Sad  
•       •       •

21016 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Jul 2009 at 5:07 PM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



306 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | » | Last | Show all
 
2009-07-24 04:19:39 PM
I see what you did there subby.
 
2009-07-24 04:30:15 PM
I'd ride her.
 
2009-07-24 04:31:54 PM
Giddy up.

+1 subster
 
2009-07-24 04:37:27 PM
img99.imageshack.us

she just needs some cosmetic surgery
 
2009-07-24 04:53:42 PM
Perfect. Srsly.

Here's a cookie.
 
2009-07-24 04:54:59 PM
Hay now, Subby.

/+1
 
2009-07-24 04:59:45 PM
Here's a sugar cube Mr. Subby
+1
 
2009-07-24 05:03:15 PM
I laughed
 
2009-07-24 05:08:42 PM
Why the long faces?
 
2009-07-24 05:09:46 PM
I'd still hit it. With my spurs on.
 
2009-07-24 05:10:18 PM
I guess Matthew Broderick has to find a new way to get to work now.
 
2009-07-24 05:10:36 PM
So am I the only one who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse?
 
wow
2009-07-24 05:10:50 PM
awesome headline subby!
 
2009-07-24 05:10:54 PM
Why do you people rag on that woman she is bright purty and has 4 legs not to mention her great teef and awesome stride
/Going for a 2/10 on this one
 
2009-07-24 05:10:57 PM
Dam, that's too bad.
 
2009-07-24 05:10:57 PM
Would I hit it?

Neigh.
 
2009-07-24 05:10:58 PM
My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.
 
2009-07-24 05:11:00 PM
*snert*

well played subby

/still think shes hot
//would hit
 
2009-07-24 05:11:38 PM
I thought she was hot when she was in square pegs
 
2009-07-24 05:11:49 PM
HORSE FACE

/What?
 
2009-07-24 05:12:04 PM
When SJP was asked if she was sad, she replied: neigh
 
2009-07-24 05:12:11 PM
I'll guess he'll be getting back with Sloane Peterson, then?
 
2009-07-24 05:12:20 PM
andrewskdr: My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.

Just sit her down in front of the first season of Mr. Ed. Then follow up with the first season of Sex and the City. See if she can tell the difference.
 
2009-07-24 05:12:29 PM
Broderick wants to stay in Manhattan but Parker wants to move herself and the couple's children to Brooklyn.

I figured she'd want to live in Philly...
 
2009-07-24 05:12:59 PM
andrewskdr: My girlfriend does not understand how everyone thinks SJP is ugly. Please help me on explaining this to her in creative fashion.

You missed the joke. It's Matthew Broderick that people think looks like a horse. Big teeth or something, I don't know.
 
Bf+
2009-07-24 05:13:17 PM
Her happiness was her mane priority, which is bound to stirrup trouble.
 
2009-07-24 05:13:21 PM
MaxxLarge: Would I hit it?

Neigh.


I'll have a horse coke.

Is horse pepsi OK?

Neigh.
 
2009-07-24 05:13:39 PM
From now on Sarah will likely be saddled with a victim image.
 
2009-07-24 05:14:01 PM
There's also that one about Camilla Parker Bowles, don't forget. Also, sometimes Hilary Swank.

/been here too long, or just high standards?
 
2009-07-24 05:14:06 PM
Ponzholio: Broderick wants to stay in Manhattan but Parker wants to move herself and the couple's children to Brooklyn.

I figured she'd want to live in Philly...


and i would have guessed Oklahoma or Texas... doesnt seem like there would be much use for a horse in brooklyn
 
2009-07-24 05:14:14 PM
Excellent Subby! +1

Here's a carrot.
 
2009-07-24 05:14:24 PM
Hi
http://tinyurl.com/ls9lh5
(copy and paste)
 
2009-07-24 05:14:49 PM
damn..and they just bought the babies...
 
2009-07-24 05:15:01 PM
Maybe he can get back to be the sausage king of chicago?
 
2009-07-24 05:15:06 PM
Explains the long face...
 
2009-07-24 05:15:09 PM
www.city.com

there are some things I think, I would just ranther not know...
 
2009-07-24 05:15:19 PM
Thumbs up for subby. Otherwise - who cares...

/SJP is a bag of farking antlers
//nickers
///leaves
 
2009-07-24 05:15:19 PM
Broderick is looking pretty long in the tooth.
 
2009-07-24 05:15:34 PM
I'm laughing so much I'm HORSE!!!!!!

/ducks
 
2009-07-24 05:15:34 PM
SJP may have faded somewhat since Flight of the Navigator, but is still hittable.
 
2009-07-24 05:15:55 PM
another fine example of "Hey our marriage is in trouble! Lets have a baby (or 2) and everything will be alright!"
 
2009-07-24 05:16:01 PM
I just hope Broderick finds another relationship that matches up to the glory whole marriages should aspire to
 
2009-07-24 05:16:11 PM
He needs to get back together with Sloan
 
2009-07-24 05:16:18 PM
Mr. Broderick, you may assent to this divorce decree by replying in the affirmative. Ms. Parker, you may stamp your hoof once for "yes" and twice for "no".
 
2009-07-24 05:16:41 PM
gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/ls9lh5
(copy and paste)


Total let down, Mr. Gorgor. What have these mods done to you?
 
2009-07-24 05:16:52 PM
Okay, okay. That's enough. Let's rein in all these bad puns.
 
Bf+
2009-07-24 05:17:06 PM
Fritriac: Thumbs up for subby. Otherwise - who hoof farking cares...

FIFH
 
2009-07-24 05:17:26 PM
Probably the only movie star that just enrages me- she's less attractive than an average person, but is always cast as the sexy hot female lead- is it a really long running joke?

i300.photobucket.com

i666.photobucket.com

i109.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-24 05:17:40 PM
Well, he is gay you know...

He shared a dressing room with Nathan Lane. Ernie Sabella would stop by after the matinee. The sounds that emanated from that tiny hot room.
 
2009-07-24 05:17:52 PM
There's a lot of unbridled emotion in this thread.
 
Displayed 50 of 306 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report