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7313 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2003 at 11:15 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-26 07:35:08 PM  
Oh come on! Leave me alone already!
2003-02-26 10:36:25 PM  

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Farkman says "france surrenders"
2003-02-26 10:37:08 PM  
does anyone else find this pic comical?

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2003-02-26 11:18:44 PM  
Just more government intrusion into what Americans can do all by themselves.

Bush is an evil liberal.


We don't need no standards for a common thing.

2003-02-26 11:19:28 PM  
Ya but what does think?
2003-02-26 11:19:56 PM  
There should be no standards for France bashing.
2003-02-26 11:21:49 PM  
I hate the surrender monkeys more than most but, "Be more funny".
2003-02-26 11:21:56 PM is hilarious. Read the "Kids only" section. Great stuff.

I can't believe there wasn't a "France surrenders."
2003-02-26 11:22:16 PM  
You didn't do very well!
The Cheat is STILL smoking!
2003-02-26 11:23:06 PM  
We are experiencing heavy call volume. Please sray on the line. Your call is very important to us.
2003-02-26 11:23:08 PM  
I don't like the France part of Fark. Of course, given my name, that should be obvious.
2003-02-26 11:25:44 PM  
Great satire.

good political sites for liberals like me...
2003-02-26 11:26:47 PM  
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France sucks. As evidenced by this caricature of the typical French'man'. I got nothin'. Nothing other than this wicked pic that is.
2003-02-26 11:29:56 PM  
Actually, if a few of the guidelines sound reasonable is it still considered satire?
2003-02-26 11:30:31 PM  
Morally, I oppose a new war in Iraq.

However, if it'll piss off the French, I say launch those tomahawks!

What asshat gave them a permanent seat on the security council anyway?
2003-02-26 11:33:29 PM  
wah wah, i hate the french. wah wah, i'm a little crying biatch.
2003-02-26 11:36:38 PM  
"..fussy-yet-filthy pansies..
....Franco Sapien.... shower..."

That was my only but really really really good laugh of the day! whew.
2003-02-26 11:38:14 PM  
It it wasn't for the US, everyone in France would be speaking German right now. The French are pissed about it, the Germans are pissed about it. We should just let Germany re-take possession. Of course, would they want it back?
2003-02-26 11:38:29 PM
2003-02-26 11:38:37 PM  
If this wasn't a joke, I'd say it was the greatest thing Ari Fleischer has ever done in his life.
2003-02-26 11:39:42 PM  
wah wah wah, cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Still, better than obese, war monging, chauvinistic white trash.

2003-02-26 11:42:20 PM  
"Good evening and welcome to another edition of 'Prejudice' - the show that gives you a chance to have a go at Wops, Krauts, Nigs, Eyeties, Gippos, Bubbles, Froggies, Chinks, Yidds, Jocks, Polacks, Paddies and Dagoes!"

Sorry, had to share that.

[/lame Python outburst]
2003-02-26 11:44:24 PM  
What about us slopes, I'm gonna call the NAACP. Leaving us slopes out of your bashing.
2003-02-26 11:44:39 PM  
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2003-02-26 11:45:32 PM  
Doesn't a nice bowl of unbathed a$$hole onion soup sound yummy?
2003-02-26 11:45:35 PM farkers ain't lived till you've risen to coffee and apricot croissants in Paris at 6:00 in the morning..

I surrender..
2003-02-26 11:49:06 PM  
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2003-02-26 11:54:44 PM  
oh sweet jesus yes.....fresh, good coffee and pastry made with butter (not shortening like in a lot of mass produced pastries purchased in grocery stores or "bakeries" like Le Boulangerie chain). Butter makes much better pastries, you ass-cantaloupes! Shortening (also found in mass-produced "buttercreams") is the sUxøR when it's cold in pastry. Now, if only I could eat good pastry and coffee for breakfast on a regular basis.

This is not to say that there's no good pastry in the US....or that all pastry in France is really good or exceptional. But damnit, motherfarkers, stop using shortening!!!!
2003-02-26 11:55:49 PM  
Ludovico - See, that's why we Americans are fed up with the French. I think all Americans, liberal, conservative, anti-war, pro-war, whatever...need to stand up and say to all the anti-Americans, hey, fark you.

Anyhow, if you're French, enjoy the coming American boycott of French goods.
2003-02-26 11:58:50 PM  
I get it. The French surrender. No, we hate the French. Oh, I get it.


How about something funny?

2003-02-27 12:00:31 AM  
"Americans shall promptly initiate a boycott of the 'French Kiss' - replacing it with PATRIOTIC expressions of affection such as the 'Texas Uvula Wallop" and the "Dixieland Stinky Finger.'"

ROTFLMAO!!!!! This site ROX.
2003-02-27 12:00:38 AM  
QuesoDelicioso: I was born and raised in Texas. But check out this french chick. Ohh la la! I wouldn't boycot that, if you know what I mean.

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2003-02-27 12:07:40 AM  
What's the best thing about the French?

Ok, I've got nothing.

On a related note, King George has another 8 months before a (hopefully) better replacement is elected to remove this chowderhead. If the Dems had half a brain, they would not put some ultra-liberal tree hugger up as his adversary.

Hell, I might vote for him rather than abstaining.
2003-02-27 12:11:06 AM  
To add to my previous post - Hillary is not a choice. I'd actually vote for Dubya than see that cooch as Pres.
2003-02-27 12:13:59 AM  
"How about something funny?"-Smails

I will give you humor, Remember Kabul, people you know the place that is being rebuilt and now the most modern city in Afganistan. You know the place the taliban elite ran from like french school girls when the Allied forces were about to take it.

They left there thugs and bullies behind like the true cowards that they are. The locals proceeded to hang the thugs and taliban supporters from trees and stone them to death. Then just to make sure they were dead riddled there corpses with bullets.

On an off chance do you lefties think that when Saddam and his minority government is defeated, the locals that had family members tortured and killed by Saddam will be looking for revenge?

I do, when the doe eye dipshiats that flocked to support this dictator are being chased down in the streets of Iraq, by vengful mobs and being hung from trees and bleed to death. Do you think I will shed a tear for a single one of them?

Nope eat it and reap what you sow traitors. Goodnight
2003-02-27 12:18:33 AM  
Yes, the article is satire, humor, funny, ha ha. I'm all for the occasional french joke, and I'm not real happy about France's dealings with Iraq. I do have to say in response to this (from the article):

As you know, the French have always been a thorn in the side to everyone.

The French sent us troops to help us defeat the British back in the days of the original President George W. They also gave us the Statue of Liberty.

This has been a Minute From History...
2003-02-27 12:19:42 AM  
QuesoDelicioso - I read your profile. Are you about to commit impulse manslaughter? You go girl!

I went to Paris and this totally hot chick in the train ticket office was completely rude to me. I asked her if she was flirting with me and then she refused to sell me a ticket. What a great trip that was. I love the French!

I know some tight assed American people who need to de-clench their anus.
2003-02-27 12:27:28 AM  
Just to clear things up the modern and even past currrent French government had nothing to do with American Independance. The current French Government has never been an ally to the modern western world.

The last time they helped us was when they were in a war with England and were under a King or dictator(however you call it). They have not been a productive member of the modern world for many years. Also they pulled out of nato in 1966 and have no real power.
2003-02-27 12:34:27 AM  
Harmonia is over in Iraq right now as a human shield for Saddam. I say for Saddam and not for Iraq because Saddam is doling out the human shields to defend his military targets as we speak.

I'm not gonna feel sorry in the least bit if we end up attacking and winning and the crowds of people are chasing his dumb ass through the streets with knives and machetes.
2003-02-27 12:39:26 AM  
I asked for funny. You produced. Nothing funnier than political nonsense!
At least France "pulled out of NATO in 1966" and therefore hasn't produced any bastard children.
Oh, Rikulrn, you slay me!
2003-02-27 12:41:12 AM  
Hey Bbcrackmonkey, how the hell are you?

Is that true about Harmonia, or did you just make that up? That would be funny though.
2003-02-27 12:46:34 AM  
Heh, my mom says France really is good at surrendering. Look at WW2. And if they jump into any kind of war, they wait it out and see who's winning, and join that side. We about had the British beat when they decided to help up; all they did was just speed victory along a little bit, 'cause we had the Brits on the run.

2003-02-27 12:54:09 AM  
America defeated the Brits on its own
America won WWII single-handedly
America lost the Vietnam War because of the hippies
America is invincible

If you believe any of this, you need help.
2003-02-27 12:55:15 AM  
Everyone jokes about how Americans are all jingoistic bastards that hate the French. Well, with good reason.

After the Statue of Liberty (a private Frenchman's donation), what have they done for us?

Nothin. 'Cept complain and call us warmongers when we are about to shut down their unsanctioned, illegal, United Nations resolution-ignoring supply of black liquid crack from their business partner in Iraq. That, my friend, is why their government is up our ass. It really is about the oil. It's the FRENCH OIL. Did I also mention that for its size that France is the largest arms dealer in the world? I mean, the US had Iran-Contra, but those people would sell missiles to ANYONE. It has been proven. So not only are they giving money to Mr. Nuke freak, but they have been selling all sorts of crazy shiat to all these weirdos that we would think unconscionable to sell yo-yos to.

Did I also mention that we saved their asses twice, and the way that reward us is that they get mad and preoccupied with the manner that we hold our crab forks in their presence and say the word "Croissant." They're morons. They are worried about the trivialities of life when the missiles come flying in.

We hate the French because they have no sense of perspective, and a fark off attitude about the world around them. That is all. Many would argue that Americans are like this. Let me state this, it is not a natural state for an American to have an angry, fark off attitude (outside New York). This rabid behavior is a RECENT (meaning last 20 years) and direct reaction to people like France selling anti-ship missiles to Iraq so they could shoot them at US frigates.

So they are good cooks. So what? I don't doubt that you would be a good bunch of chefs if that was the meaning of life to you. Napolean only took Europe. Our buddies the Brits took one quarter of the world's land... but their food is bad. I know who I prefer.

I'd march with those Brit boys to the very gates of hell if necessary to see them win anything. They're a nation that you can get in bed with and feel good about in the morning... WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE, Know what I MEAN.
2003-02-27 12:59:22 AM  
Ludovico, fine fine. You seem in high spirits today. No I did not make it up. I heard it from a bunch of fellow farkers in the Scotland threads. It seems like something he would do, so I'm not discounting it as just a rumor. He has, after all, been MIA on Fark for the past few weeks.
2003-02-27 01:04:54 AM  
So if the US attacks and wins, and you see a very surprised guy running from a crowd of angry Iraqis on the streets of Baghdad saying in a really unintelligible Scottish accent "Ah deed eet all fer you, yae ingrrrates!", then you can be sure it is Harmonia and you will also be assured that he won't be joining in our spirited debates anymore.
2003-02-27 01:07:17 AM  
Really quickly:

1) I almost always have a dislike for this kinda satire, but that was actually good.

2) What has France done for us recently? What have we done for them RECENTLY? You expect them to be our slaves, 60 years afterwards? I'll tell you this: Britian (or anyone) isn't supporting us now because we were part of the winning team all the way back in WW II.

3) Yikes, 2) was already much more than I wanted so say. Everybody have a nice day.
2003-02-27 01:11:35 AM  
I really, really hope you are joking and not mindlessly bleating out that "we saved your asses..." BS again.

Just stop it with the blanket statements. You and your kind embarrass me.
2003-02-27 01:22:08 AM  
Moving forward, U.S. journalists and historians alike are to incinerate any liberal textbooks which incorrectly assert that the French saved our ragtag, shoeless asses at Yorktown during America's noble fight for independence from those charmingly irascible and currently endearing limeys

HEHEHEHEHEHE funny how the dubya fan club are careful to never mention this when talking about "saving asses" in wars.
2003-02-27 01:36:07 AM  
I'd march with those Brit boys to the very gates of hell if necessary to see them win anything. They're a nation that you can get in bed with and feel good about in the morning... WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE, Know what I MEAN.

uh, are you trying to say that you're a homosexual? Because I kinda already figure that from the rest of your post.
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