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2009-07-24 03:07:54 PM
jekxrb: Well, of course they're running through supplies quickly; they're putting the sperm in the wrong hole!

No matter how much I've tried, that method has never gotten me pregnant...


WOW, just got light-headed, good thing I was already sitting down;-)
 
2009-07-24 03:08:12 PM
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2009-07-24 03:11:21 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
I would love to lend my wang to some Swedish lesbians so they can conceive.

Well, it's got spell-check capabilities, so I suppose it could help them with filling out the paperwork...

www.electricgypsy.net
 
2009-07-24 03:13:05 PM
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2009-07-24 03:16:01 PM
gotta love the contrast between threads about swedish girls (pics pics pics) and threads about english girls (not so many pics)...
 
2009-07-24 03:17:25 PM
kpottruff: What a lesbian making a run on the sperm bank might look like...

Is that Whoopi Goldberg?
 
2009-07-24 03:20:10 PM
Swedish bikini shooting team (may be lesbians):
www.uspsa2.org

www.uspsa2.org

www.uspsa2.org
 
2009-07-24 03:20:25 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I would love to lend my wang to some Swedish lesbians so they can conceive.

Maybe that's not what it's for (nsfwish)
 
2009-07-24 03:21:25 PM
Sybarite: No shiat. Imagine you're going through a rough patch financially and eighteen years later 23 kids show up at your door.


Even worse, they can legally sue for child support.
Anonymous sperm indeed.

Danish sperm donor sued by three-year-old 'son'
ANNIKA SAVILL
Friday, 17 June 1994

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/danish-sperm-donor-sued-by-thre ey earold-son-1423118.html (pops)
A SWEDISH boy aged three is suing the Danish man who allegedly donated the sperm that conceived him. The boy's lawyer, Per-Arvid Viklund, said he was confident of winning the case, the first to try to differentiate between father and sperm donor.

SPERM WAIL BY DONOR
MUST PAY SUPPORT 18 YRS. LATER
By LUCY CARNE -- December 2, 2007

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022007/news/regionalnews/perm_wail_by_donor_9010 96 .htm (pops)
But the man's goodwill backfired: A court ruling says he is now liable for financial support of the 18-year-old, who lives with his mother in Oregon.

Sperm donor must pay child support ? court
Published: 12 Oct 05 17:27 CET

http://www.thelocal.se/2276/20051012/ (pops)
A Swedish man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple will have to pay child support, the Supreme Court has ruled.
The 39-year old man donated his sperm to the lesbian couple at the beginning of the nineties. Three sons were born between 1992 and 1996.

// You're better off donating the sperm to the herpes crusted mouth at the Glory Hole in a rest area.
 
2009-07-24 03:23:28 PM
www.uspsa2.org
www.uspsa2.org
 
2009-07-24 03:24:37 PM
What do Swedish lesbians look like? I'm picturing blonde mullets
 
2009-07-24 03:25:24 PM
img12.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-24 03:32:27 PM
Yup just stopped by to make sure yous guys were posting pics of hot Swedish lesbians. Thatll do Fark... Thatll do
 
2009-07-24 03:40:54 PM
Would the Swedish lesbians help me put my Ikea furniture together?
 
2009-07-24 03:42:41 PM
hm i better bookmark this thread for great justice
 
2009-07-24 03:45:00 PM
Coyote Doyenne: Would the Swedish lesbians help me put my Ikea furniture together?

They ARE the furniture.
http://tinyurl.com/nwlq8n
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-07-24 03:47:02 PM
I love this thread so much.
www.roflcat.com
 
2009-07-24 04:06:02 PM
Looks like I'll have to go and give some of these ladies direct access to my personal safe (never did trust banks).

Think of the "bank run" scene from It's a Wonderful Life as a sperm bank. Re-written with that mind, it gets funny.
 
2009-07-24 04:11:18 PM
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2009-07-24 04:16:07 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/nwlq8n

Looks like she has her period.
 
2009-07-24 04:17:28 PM
Came for Swedish lesbian pics, leaving completely satisfied

/ this thread delivers
 
2009-07-24 04:18:28 PM
Ulfhednar: Swedish bikini shooting team (may be lesbians):

Why would you shoot a Swedish bikini?
 
2009-07-24 04:20:03 PM
www.magicmoviemachine.com

Also...

www.magicmoviemachine.com

/Giggity
 
2009-07-24 04:36:12 PM
The Mad Highlander: Looks like she has her period.

LOL, and how!
 
2009-07-24 04:39:32 PM
I call that any given night around here.
 
2009-07-24 04:49:05 PM
freidog: You know, if Swedish lesbians would just spend more time making out and fondling each other in sperm bank lobbies, this wouldn't be a problem.

Or anywhere else for that matter...
 
2009-07-24 04:57:40 PM
Quote from Robot Jox.
"Mind if we skip the middle man and make a direct deposit?"
 
2009-07-24 05:04:43 PM
tag
 
2009-07-24 05:10:44 PM
What swedish lesbians may look like

i8.tinypic.com
 
2009-07-24 05:19:34 PM
Thisbymaster: So it is just like banging a woman but you get paid instead of orgasm.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-07-24 06:12:05 PM
"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the sperm back in a safe. The sperm's not here. Your sperm's in Joe's house; that's right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the sperm to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?...Now wait...now listen...now listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing. If Potter gets hold of this here swedish bank there'll never be another decent lesbian family built in this town."
www.ptmortgage.com


hot like zuzu's petals
 
2009-07-24 06:38:54 PM
img22.imageshack.us


There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
 
2009-07-24 09:14:24 PM
After this thread, everyone should be too embarrassed to post those homely IDF girl pics again.

/married to Swede.
 
2009-07-24 09:36:19 PM
I refuse to believe the pics of Sweedish women are the average type of women one would regularly encounter. They are probably just models at a model party.
 
2009-07-24 09:53:49 PM
paloma: gotta love the contrast between threads about swedish girls (pics pics pics) and threads about english girls (not so many pics)...

Hell, even American lesbians aren't usually this hot.
 
2009-07-24 11:43:02 PM
smilingskull:

You magnificent bastard... I am humbled by your awesomnes.
 
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