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(Local6)   Man robs store while carrying 9-month-old son   ( divider line
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4914 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2003 at 8:28 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-26 03:24:51 PM  
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2003-02-26 03:55:25 PM  
while carrying his 9-month-old son in a child safety seat.

Well, at least he was showing concern for the safety of the child. I'm guessing he was fairly desperate (from the other details in the story) and, er, not very bright.
2003-02-26 04:07:15 PM  
"I'll be takin these Huggies here and all the cash ya got in the register"
2003-02-26 05:50:06 PM  
As a parent, I call this multi-tasking and this guy is an amateur. Now if he had been changing the baby's diaper while robbing the store, I would be impressed.

/loves that movie, btw
2003-02-26 08:32:07 PM  
What a motherscratcher.
2003-02-26 08:32:17 PM  
Poor baby lol.
2003-02-26 08:34:45 PM  
It's the mother's fault!
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2003-02-26 08:38:57 PM  
Nice Raising Arizona reference.
2003-02-26 08:41:41 PM  
Was this a semi-automatic baby, or one of those babies that fires shot? Remember kids, if you outlaw babies, only outlaws will have babies or something ridiculous to that effect.
2003-02-26 08:44:04 PM  
2003-02-26 08:45:32 PM  
I did not eat your ding dong!
2003-02-26 08:46:22 PM  
Bring your kid to work day?

</Too obvious>
2003-02-26 08:48:25 PM  
Jesus8mydingdong, kickass post. Don't beat his ass too bad JesusHChrist!
2003-02-26 08:51:50 PM  
by 9 months i am surpised he can walk......wait, it was a dude and he wasn't pregnat .....i got nothing ;(
2003-02-26 08:52:29 PM  
Im more interested in the "Man Licks Student" article next to it. Drive-by licking now, eh?
2003-02-26 08:57:32 PM  
Grab and run!!
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2003-02-26 08:58:07 PM  
That's a good thing to do. That way if the clerk pulls a gun on you, you throw the baby at him, temporarily stunning him, and then you run away.
2003-02-26 08:59:35 PM  
Remember! Being a parent makes you a better person!


Oh god... parenting makes you a better person. HA...


This is why we need parenting liscenses mandatory sterilization for people who fail.
2003-02-26 09:00:44 PM  
Was he brandishing the baby as a weapon? Nobody likes to get hit over the head with a baby.
2003-02-26 09:02:01 PM  
Is that baby registered, sir?
2003-02-26 09:08:23 PM  
The search for a winner of the Father Of The Year contest is obviously over.
2003-02-26 09:10:13 PM  
Babies can emit some pretty nasty substances. And they were worried about Iraq using chemical warefare first.
2003-02-26 09:10:17 PM  
LOL. I brought my kid to work and he wouldn't even get me a coffee.

Kids - can't live with them - Can't persuade the missus to live without them
2003-02-26 09:12:18 PM  
I love how they tack all these minor charges onto the big crime. "He was charged with 114 counts of first-degree murder...shoplifting, and failure to yield right-of-way."
2003-02-26 09:14:11 PM  
He's charged with robbery, child abuse and evidence tampering.

Um... shouldn't that be "evidence Pampering"?
2003-02-26 09:17:46 PM  
yeah, this sucks.

/look i know its off-subject, but i have a signed contract by my a-hole boss saying that if i can tell him where this is then he will quit. he thinks he is smarter than me but you guys gotta help.please tell me where this is SOON!!!! there is a pic of a big rock in the middle of nowhere and he emailed me this shiat: he says its the worlds largest uninhabited island, but the province has 26,000 people and a british historian said that the capitol, 2000 miles away is a "lumber village"

//if you guys get this for me, he will get fired. PLEASE HELP
2003-02-26 09:22:28 PM  
Tetepare is the world's largest unihabited island
2003-02-26 09:24:00 PM  
Sorry, I looked it up:

According to this:

Devon Island
2003-02-26 09:25:58 PM  
2003-02-26 09:26:03 PM  
Nunavut Territory, Canada
2003-02-26 09:26:03 PM  
Hmm... Maybe this guy should have a talk with the parents that kill their kids by leaving them in the hot car.
2003-02-26 09:26:24 PM  
blindpreacher i thought that too, but another website earlier said this:
. False claim: Tetepare is the world's largest uninhabited

man i appreciate the help. i need to get this ass to quit his job
2003-02-26 09:27:10 PM  
"I said take the 9mm, you stupid fark, not the 9-month-old!"
2003-02-26 09:27:26 PM  
Oops, province would be North Western Territories.
2003-02-26 09:27:31 PM  
Candid photo of robber:
2003-02-26 09:28:19 PM  
The French fry article was absolutely idiotic.​tml
2003-02-26 09:28:53 PM  
is it Eastern Devon Island, Nunavut?
2003-02-26 09:28:57 PM  
Monkeys! here is a link if you're too lazy (like me) to copy & paste.
2003-02-26 09:31:20 PM  
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2003-02-26 09:32:10 PM  

Devon Island. That's what Google says. Northwest Territories is the Canadian province, Yellowknife is the capitol
2003-02-26 09:32:46 PM  
He's charged with robbery, child abuse and evidence tampering

What did he do, change the kid's diaper?
2003-02-26 09:35:09 PM  
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

How do we know the store wasn't robbed by the 9 month old who was being held by a grown man?
2003-02-26 09:35:25 PM  
BorgHunter I agree.

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American Fries?
2003-02-26 09:38:23 PM  
i think it's genius, who's going to fight back at a robber carring a child. sure everyone, or at least some (me excepted) wants to play hero and beat a would be robber senseless, but would they possibly place a child at risk in doing so?
2003-02-26 09:38:32 PM  
I don't understand this: the food's name has been "French fry" for decades; we're all used to it, but simply because the food's namesake country's policy doesn't agree with the U.S.'s, we change it? That don't make no sense.
2003-02-26 09:41:13 PM  
what else can a baby do for you in a robbery attempt??
It can be a:
- Bullet-proof vest!
- Mask!
- grenade!
- keeper of the open door!

there's really many possibilities.
2003-02-26 09:44:04 PM  
the mods seriously need to post the french fry story asap
2003-02-26 10:12:38 PM  

Two words: "liberty cabbage."

Also, the pronunciation of New Berlin, Wisconsin went from New Ber-LIN to New BER-lin during WWII...possibly WWI.

And that's your Wisconsin history for the day.
2003-02-26 10:46:36 PM  
Hey ya gotta do what you gotta do.
2003-02-26 10:56:08 PM  
Didn't they leave the baby on carrier on the roof of the car after the bank heist?
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