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2003-02-26 01:48:04 PM  
What was their problem with this? It's not like you see any labia.
 
2003-02-26 02:03:06 PM  
This just cries out for a Photoshop thrtead!
 
2003-02-26 02:20:31 PM  
What's that shape? Looks kinda like a swastika.
 
2003-02-26 02:58:10 PM  
Why is this follow-up scheduled to hit the main page before the article?
 
2003-02-26 03:09:09 PM  
That is the coolest f*cking add I've ever seen!!
 
2003-02-26 03:09:31 PM  
I'm so confused.
 
2003-02-26 03:09:42 PM  
I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.
 
2003-02-26 03:10:11 PM  
I thoguht the "G" was for "grundle"
Now it makes sense.
 
2003-02-26 03:10:20 PM  
Must...buy...Gucci...
 
2003-02-26 03:10:28 PM  
Ok i will buy it but there are no Gucci stores around... damn first ad that would ahve really worked on me too.
 
2003-02-26 03:10:30 PM  
ALLGORE: It's a G
 
2003-02-26 03:10:33 PM  
Public pubic hair ad?
 
2003-02-26 03:10:38 PM  
I am exploring the internet!
 
2003-02-26 03:10:54 PM  
What is the problem here??? Why elese would you buy designer clothing (or breath air for that matter) other than you want/hope/wish this situation would happend to you.

America is the most a55-backwards counrty when it comes to sexuality.
 
2003-02-26 03:11:35 PM  
"I've heard of the G-Spot, but this is rediculous!"

/rimshot
 
2003-02-26 03:12:03 PM  
No hips! That could be a 12 year old boy for all we know...
 
2003-02-26 03:13:04 PM  
America=most a55-backwards country in the world when it comes to sexuality
 
2003-02-26 03:13:20 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2003-02-26 03:13:24 PM  
Holy Fark! It's farkin' farked already!
 
2003-02-26 03:13:45 PM  
That was odd... probably underage at that.
 
2003-02-26 03:14:19 PM  
and we've done it again. good job ya horny bastahds
 
2003-02-26 03:14:23 PM  
First it was that doctor carving the initials of his alma mater on the soon to be removed uterus. Now we have a gynecologist leaving his mark.
 
2003-02-26 03:14:27 PM  
I said vagina. Heh. Heh.
 
2003-02-26 03:14:36 PM  
i can't see it. must be overloaded.
 
2003-02-26 03:14:42 PM  
Gucci koochie?
 
2003-02-26 03:14:59 PM  
farked? could it be?
 
2003-02-26 03:15:02 PM  
First we had JLo's nipple tweaker. Now we have a model pubic hair artist.
And they got paid for these jobs, too.
Further proof that life's not fair.
 
2003-02-26 03:15:18 PM  
Farked for me :(
 
2003-02-26 03:15:27 PM  
I want to see fur and early morning dew.
 
2003-02-26 03:15:41 PM  
Vici: welcome to fashion, where what constitues a beatiful woman is determined by gay men.. i.e., a teenage boy.
How about they just stick to making the clothes, and let the straight guys pick the hotties?
 
2003-02-26 03:16:05 PM  
Haven't seen a thing. The link doesn't even appear on my browser. LAME!!
 
2003-02-26 03:16:37 PM  
Wow! I just looked at the picture! Them Tatu girls are really changing the world. They are like somekind of Nirvana.
 
2003-02-26 03:17:20 PM  
Cymtex
are you really david spade?
 
2003-02-26 03:17:42 PM  
Google image search for "Gucci Gspot"




I don't explain 'em, people.
 
2003-02-26 03:17:45 PM  
another pic here:
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/02/05/1044318665726.html
 
2003-02-26 03:17:48 PM  
da linky is kaputsky!
 
2003-02-26 03:18:00 PM  
"G, your hair smells terrific!"
Was that an ad for Gucci, or Coochie?
 
2003-02-26 03:18:02 PM  
Pubic hair even in the shape of G is icky.... Shave it damn it! (Or, preferably wax it, it lasts wayyy longer and is much smoother)..
 
2003-02-26 03:18:25 PM  
I am selling adverising space on my hairy ass. Shave whatever logo you would like.
 
2003-02-26 03:18:31 PM  
This summer, Marvel's newest superhero arrives on the big screen to rid the world of the evil Yeast-Bomber. Kate Moss' pelvis stars in: Gynomo: G Marks The Spot
 
2003-02-26 03:19:31 PM  
Damn, that model needs to eat something.

Do you guys really think bodies that look like teenage boys are attractive? Thank god my husband likes an hourglass figure.
 
2003-02-26 03:19:32 PM  
Cymtex: Well, it makes sense, women are always admiring the fashion and design abilities of gay men, no? ;)
 
2003-02-26 03:20:20 PM  
Hate to disagree with God--, but leave the pubes alone! A little grooming's alright, but that's it. Just my 2 cents.
 
2003-02-26 03:20:20 PM  
farked. Oh well...I for one am not a fan of the pubes.
 
2003-02-26 03:20:40 PM  
I would trade every one of my G-Hairs for more Vici pics.
 
2003-02-26 03:21:39 PM  
I tried to do a "D" once but on my gf and it didn't come out right, it's much easier to just do a butterfly or a heart.
 
2003-02-26 03:21:59 PM  
There's more hair left in the 'G" than that punk will ever grow on his chin. How old is that kid, 12?
 
2003-02-26 03:22:12 PM  
"Don't just stare at it.. Eat it"

And no, I don't know where Paul Allen is.
 
2003-02-26 03:22:14 PM  
Iloveburns: You blew my cover! A lot of time on my hands since Chris died. Can't make any more mediocre movies..
 
2003-02-26 03:22:18 PM  
I thought the G was there to imply her g-spot.
 
2003-02-26 03:22:33 PM  
oh holy lord, its another thread about shaving vs. unshorn. Get me my Nads, STAT!
 
2003-02-26 03:22:57 PM  
That's disgusting. A boy looking at a girl like that. It should be another boy.
 
2003-02-26 03:23:01 PM  
Im a Pube Man and its Farked already! There is no God!
 
2003-02-26 03:23:14 PM  
TheGrayCat,

I think the the G girl has an awesome figure
 
2003-02-26 03:24:07 PM  
Thanks for the alternative link "Count_Farkula"
 
2003-02-26 03:24:16 PM  
I probably shouldn't be worried, but what is a .png file?

Needless to say, I have not seen said ad and am itching to.
 
2003-02-26 03:24:38 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is.
 
2003-02-26 03:25:29 PM  
I was unaware that 12 year old girls had pubic hair that think.
 
2003-02-26 03:26:16 PM  
I am going to shave a big "D" in my pubes.
 
2003-02-26 03:26:23 PM  
Adonis: Get rid of the pubic hair... It's more hygenic, looks better, and less of a choking hazard for the guy... My wife wax's, if she didn't, I'd be slipping nair into her bath soap!
 
2003-02-26 03:26:24 PM  
This episode of Sesame Street was brought to by The Letter "G" and the number "69".
 
2003-02-26 03:26:30 PM  
Farked
 
2003-02-26 03:27:22 PM  
Dogfather_jr: .png = portable network graphics. It's kind of like a .gif file. Only not.
 
2003-02-26 03:27:33 PM  
Dogfather_jr
I probably shouldn't be worried, but what is a .png file?


It's another type of animated .gifs (picture format).
 
2003-02-26 03:27:38 PM  

I vant to see that ad now!
 
2003-02-26 03:28:13 PM  
Some chick shaves a letter in to her muff and that's news?
 
2003-02-26 03:28:14 PM  
Aaarrggghhhh, damn you InternetSecurityGuard, I wanted to feel special!!!
 
2003-02-26 03:28:30 PM  
"G"ross.
 
2003-02-26 03:29:28 PM  
if you look at it a certian way (thanks for alternate, Count Farkula)
it spells G O

or if you read a little further, it could even spell G O o
 
2003-02-26 03:30:06 PM  
I don't see a link.... I want to see!! I want to see!!!
 
2003-02-26 03:30:21 PM  
So, God (if indeed you are a diety), do you wax YOUR pubic area for your wife?
 
2003-02-26 03:30:25 PM  
They're getting my money.
 
2003-02-26 03:30:28 PM  
Damn rich people! Now I'll have to go retro..again!
 
2003-02-26 03:30:58 PM  
I'm not big on pubes.
 
2003-02-26 03:31:18 PM  
thanks Count
 
2003-02-26 03:32:18 PM  
.PNG - very high quality, but large (like .bmp), mostly just used by people with macromedia fireworks.
 
2003-02-26 03:33:02 PM  
To all the farkettes inquiring about whether or not their fellow farkers like their women to resemble twelve year old boys: I give you a resounding Hell No! Curves are what make women beautiful not bones as the fashion industry would have us believe!
 
2003-02-26 03:34:10 PM  
Greycat: She doesn't like men waxed/shaved.... Occasional trim is about it... Though like me, she thinks that pubes on a woman is a demonic curse..
 
2003-02-26 03:34:10 PM  
I thought the picture was disturbingly erotic. Or perhaps I'm the one that is disturbed.
 
2003-02-26 03:34:51 PM  
Jacque: Not to mention that all these models look pissed-off nowadays.

Of course, if I looked like a lab skeleton with laytex stretched over it strung out on heroin, I guess I'd look pissed-off, too.
 
2003-02-26 03:35:47 PM  
sweet
 
2003-02-26 03:36:52 PM  
stop teasing the thread Wicked

ok, go on...
 
2003-02-26 03:37:40 PM  
I don't know if I should be proud or worried, but I found absolutely nothing sexy about that ad at all. Maybe because it was taken in the subway with a disposable camera?
 
2003-02-26 03:37:42 PM  
Henchman, if I was only allowed 3 calories a day, I'd be pissed off too
 
2003-02-26 03:37:44 PM  
TheGrayCat So, God (if indeed you are a diety), do you wax YOUR pubic area for your wife?

My husband claims to liked the shaved look on women. I've told him if he wants me to it, he has to do it too. So far, he hasn't taken me up on it. Hmmm, wonder why?
 
2003-02-26 03:39:25 PM  
Chris619>: I defer to your file extension prowness. I know next to nuthin' about 'em.
 
2003-02-26 03:40:22 PM  
I like what Bill Hicks said, that eventually there will be an advertisement with just a naked chick, with her legs spread wide open and the words 'Coca-Cola.'
 
2003-02-26 03:40:40 PM  
is it farked for others?

and do i need some sexy ass plugin to load the .png?
 
2003-02-26 03:42:18 PM  
i have to agree that pubes are a curse. SO ANNOYING. I could care less what my boyfriend thinks...they're going whether he likes him or not. Maybe a landing strip - but that's it. WAX FOR PRES.
 
2003-02-26 03:44:38 PM  
Chris619, InternetSecurityGuard
Thanks - I ended up following the link that Count_Farkula provided.

My contribution to the shaved vs. unshaved - I don't really care as long as it's neatly trimmed to a short length. There is nothing worse then getting hair in your mouth when... well, you get the idea.

I will say that Brazilians (the wax, not the people) are a lot of fun though. Maybe the people too, for all I know.
 
2003-02-26 03:45:12 PM  
 
2003-02-26 03:45:15 PM  
Aliquis

You are my heroine!

/not a drug reference (for the uneducated)
 
2003-02-26 03:47:28 PM  
WickedWanda
I thought the picture was disturbingly erotic. Or perhaps I'm the one that is disturbed.
It is definitely erotic - what disturbed me was reading that that's a guy kneeling in front of the 'G'... okay, not so much disturbed as disappointed...
 
2003-02-26 03:48:09 PM  
The article this is the "follow up" for will be posted any time now. Really.
 
2003-02-26 03:49:05 PM  
Aliquis,

have you any friends?

/second of many comments to address you...
 
2003-02-26 03:49:08 PM  
They both look like boys to me. Yuck.
 
2003-02-26 03:49:17 PM  
Am I the only one here who's turned on by a hairy bush? Don't get me wrong, shaved and trimmed is nice, but I really don't mind an unkempt beaver. Who cares if you get a hair in your mouth when you go down? It happens even when the chick is trimmed! You're already face down in a pretty unsanitary place anyway! Am I nuts? Did I spend to much time looking at my dad's nudie mags from the 70's as a child?
 
2003-02-26 03:49:40 PM  
just go to www.gucci.com It pops up. I must say, I chuckled.
 
2003-02-26 03:50:07 PM  
--shaved vs. unshaved--

My wife surprised me by shaving it all off...fun at first, but now I can't wait for [some of]it to grow back...
 
2003-02-26 03:51:21 PM  
Maybe because it was taken in the subway with a disposable camera?

that was my first thought, too. Sad, isn't it, that often my first thought when seeing pics on the net is "what crappy lighting" or "get a real lens for that camera" and sometime later comes "what knockers!" (for the Young Frankenstein fans among us)
 
2003-02-26 03:51:30 PM  
there was an ad running in an alternative newspaper in the hartford area and some guy was offering to do pubic hair grooming for free. wonder if he got any takers on that.
 
2003-02-26 03:51:44 PM  
I like the pic, and Hytes you crack me up!
 
2003-02-26 03:53:10 PM  
Im with ya Crapola yummy.
 
2003-02-26 03:55:09 PM  
Omar_Sharif
Im with ya Crapola yummy.
Different strokes for different folks, I always say.

Let's here what the ladies think: how do you like your men? Full and bushy, short and trimmed, or looking prebubescent?
 
2003-02-26 03:55:40 PM  
AWESOME AD.
 
2003-02-26 03:56:24 PM  
IMO, short to bald for men....
 
2003-02-26 03:56:30 PM  

02-26-03 03:49:17 PM Craphola
Am I the only one here who's turned on by a hairy bush?


You mean the good ole double fistful of hair style of 1971 porno? All yours man. All yours.
 
2003-02-26 03:57:50 PM  
--shaved vs. unshaved--

Makes no matter...I'm just happy to be visiting the promised land.
 
2003-02-26 03:59:36 PM  
Thanks for the http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/02/05/1044318665726.html
link-- I figured out what "dacks" means from the context, but what is with these non-US english speakers-- do they make up words just to be silly? That's some stoopid shizzat!
 
2003-02-26 04:00:31 PM  
bushy beaver is nazty shiat. and a girl who is generally too lazy to shave it is usually too lazy to clean it as well. stinky nazty skanky shiat!

she's gotta be very well groomed, preferrable totally shaven, if she wants some tongue action.
 
2003-02-26 04:01:37 PM  
"Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not] You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it."

LOL! FARK STRIKES AGAIN!
 
2003-02-26 04:03:16 PM  
Chipaku~

I've found the exact opposite. I've found most shaved girls to smell the worst, while the hairy ones are fresh and clean...
 
2003-02-26 04:05:40 PM  
FLA Chickie~

Bald for men?!? That's just bizarre looking. A girlfriend shaved me once while I was shaving her, and I couldn't get over how weird it looked...not to mention it itched like hell. I keep mine nice and trim, but bald down there is just not natural-looking. Are there any other girls who like guys completely shaved??
 
2003-02-26 04:07:42 PM  
Damnit, I just posted a pic of it in the thread at the top of the page. I thought I was pretty quick, nobody else had posted it already. Then I saw this. Damn.
 
2003-02-26 04:08:20 PM  
Craphola
I've found the exact opposite. I've found most shaved girls to smell the worst, while the hairy ones are fresh and clean...

I think that if a woman does not have good personal hygiene habits, then it doesn't really matter either way - it's gonna be unpleasant.

I also enjoy the lack of hair as it affords a better view.
 
2003-02-26 04:10:36 PM  
Deanage
"Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not] You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it."

LOL! FARK STRIKES AGAIN!


Where did you see that Deanage
 
2003-02-26 04:10:57 PM  
" Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not!!] By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe).

You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it. "

You guys are going to prison. And not some white collar resort prison, but a danish pound me in the ass prison.
 
2003-02-26 04:11:19 PM  
Ladies, shaved is DEFINITELY the way to go...and I'm all for the quid pro quo.
 
2003-02-26 04:12:43 PM  
Are there any other girls who like guys completely shaved??

I had a gf request i shave a few years ago, and ever since every girl has commented how much they like it.

Main thing is during oral sex nobody gets a mouth full of scraggle. I do a close trim though -- maybe like you. Shaving smooth would look a little funny considering I'm a relatively hairy guy.

Makes it less painful to use condoms, too!
 
2003-02-26 04:13:05 PM  
fur real?
 
2003-02-26 04:13:17 PM  
Oh my God

Farkers have clicked on the above link 12246 times

And deeplinking is illegal. I'm glad the US didn't sign on with the ICC.
 
2003-02-26 04:13:59 PM  
This is whatI got....

Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not!!] By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe).

You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it.


So there ya go...
 
2003-02-26 04:14:06 PM  
Don't fear the PNG format...it should be supported by IE natively.
It's actually a great format for compression with very low loss. And transparency. It's superior in many ways to JPEG, just not as widely used.
 
2003-02-26 04:15:12 PM  
GOOD GOD NO!!! no more Nakedness! I...I...can't stand it! I'ts eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!

/idiot
 
2003-02-26 04:15:40 PM  
toss in my vote for at least a landing strip. Bare the rest I say.
 
2003-02-26 04:15:49 PM  

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
2003-02-26 04:15:57 PM  
Hey now....those of us who like a few curls still like to have them clean and fresh...pubes rule!
 
2003-02-26 04:16:43 PM  
My Ex was always shaved and it was the best. I don't like hair never have. If fact I think all the women I have dated have been shaved.
 
2003-02-26 04:16:45 PM  
02-26-03 03:49:17 PM Craphola
"Am I the only one here who's turned on by a hairy bush? ...Am I nuts? Did I spend to much time looking at my dad's nudie mags from the 70's as a child?"

you are not alone.
I too, love a veritable force down there.
 
2003-02-26 04:16:57 PM  
the complete text from the farked page:

Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not!!] By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe).

You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it.

big fat hint - if you donate to bandwidth cost [which i can't afford] I won't sue fark.com. ;)
 
2003-02-26 04:17:42 PM  
But if a few of the ladies of fark want to demonstrate their shaving results...then so be it.

Prepare to fap profusely, men of Fark
 
2003-02-26 04:18:13 PM  
Craphola and Bukharin: Couldn't agree with you more.
 
2003-02-26 04:18:26 PM  
Snarf_snarf~

Yeah...that's probably why it looked strange on me as well...I'm pretty hairy, and it looks weird to have a hairy chest, hairy stomach, hairy legs, and then a shining bald patch right around your johnson. Girls seem to like it shaved close like I do now...
 
2003-02-26 04:18:30 PM  
Can Denmark sue FARK.com USA?
I think not.
 
2003-02-26 04:19:05 PM  
Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not!!] By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe).

You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it.

big fat hint - if you donate to bandwidth cost [which i can't afford] I won't sue fark.com. ;)


rather verbose way of saying "link is farked", no?
 
2003-02-26 04:19:19 PM  
that's a nice threatening message.
 
2003-02-26 04:19:21 PM  
"By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe)."

Oh YEAH? Well it's ENCOURAGED here in the United States where the almighty FARK.COM cybertropolic nexus resides, so Come and get us, tough guys. Drew ain't afraid of you Denmarkians OR your pastries.
 
2003-02-26 04:20:59 PM  
Dannynoonan~

I second your motion. Farkettes with digital cameras...reveal thy shaving results.
 
2003-02-26 04:22:10 PM  
"leave now, or i weel deep-leenk you a second-ah time-uh!"
 
2003-02-26 04:22:52 PM  
Whats the problem? I've got the Union Jack shaved into mine!
 
2003-02-26 04:23:11 PM  
Yeah, I'm gonna pony up 5 bucks for bandwidth to see this. [not]
/ 8th grade
 
2003-02-26 04:23:26 PM  
Dannynoonan~


Oh that would be great!! Need to run home first can't kill them kittens in the office.
 
2003-02-26 04:25:07 PM  
I think guys that like women completely shaved are Closet Pedeophiles. (SP?)
 
2003-02-26 04:25:19 PM  
Give 'em to me like God made 'em. Curves, silicone-free boobs, a layer of fat, and pubic hair, thankee. That shaved shiat is too too too much of "daddy's little girl." Ewww.
 
2003-02-26 04:25:59 PM  
Omar_Sharif

There are physical as well as aesthetic benefits. To both parties.
 
2003-02-26 04:27:13 PM  
Now if only Victoria Secret can follow this up with something good.
 
2003-02-26 04:27:23 PM  
big fat hint - if you donate to bandwidth cost [which i can't afford] I won't sue fark.com. ;)

Hmm...isn't that considered extortion?

Drop your threat, little man...this server resides in the US, and I don't think the internet is prime to any sort of international law.
 
2003-02-26 04:27:31 PM  
Oh, and I'll take mine with pubes, please.

Dental hygenists agree - always floss after eating.
 
2003-02-26 04:27:38 PM  
Greggieb:

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



I have tried it. It's... interesting. Until the hair starts to grow back, that is. Not to mention it destroys razor blades. My pubes are mighty.
 
2003-02-26 04:30:38 PM  
Personally I like it nice and trim guys.
 
2003-02-26 04:31:06 PM  
Let's here what the ladies think: how do you like your men? Full and bushy, short and trimmed, or looking prebubescent?

I gotta say... a little bushy is good on a guy. I dig it. Don't know why, as I'm not into a guy having tons of body hair otherwise...

As far as females go... sensitivity is a good reason to keep things smooth for purely selfish reasons regardless of what a guy prefers, but a little mohawk up top for aesthetic purposes can be fun too.
 
2003-02-26 04:31:49 PM  
Skaff

There's a thought no one wanted placed in their heads...and yeah..it is killer on razor blades....(ahem)

Sarin
 
2003-02-26 04:33:10 PM  
Candypink~

Shaving improves sensitivity on a girl? I've never heard that...
 
2003-02-26 04:33:22 PM  
I tell you its a pain in the arse but I have found that women like it when a man keeps it trimmed.
 
2003-02-26 04:34:23 PM  
i bet she got paid more than
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP217.html
that girl did.
 
2003-02-26 04:34:58 PM  
Oh look, another foreigner that wants to blackmail Americans! How charming!
 
2003-02-26 04:36:26 PM  
Craphola

As a guy whose last two girlfriends have made the momentous shift to shorn while dating me (my powers of persuasion are immense I tell you) I can testify to the fact that they both had dramatic effects as a result.
 
2003-02-26 04:36:28 PM  
Drop your threat, little man...this server resides in the US, and I don't think the internet is prime to any sort of international law.

Drew takes it very seriously if he feels we (farkers) are purposely trying to screw up a web site. Did you read the end of the Ryerson (eyeopener) thread a couple of days ago?
 
2003-02-26 04:36:58 PM  
Tigger - There are physical as well as aesthetic benefits. To both parties.

I know, Im just bored at work and thought i'd stir it up a bit. I've shaved a few myself. hehe
 
2003-02-26 04:37:59 PM  
Craphola
Candypink~
Shaving improves sensitivity on a girl? I've never heard that...


Well, there's less to get in the way of, ahem, sensitive areas. I prefer to keep it trimmed very short. On guys, trim the little afro-puff. I don't like inhaling your pubes, thankyouverymuch. :)
 
2003-02-26 04:38:55 PM  
Tigger~

Hmmm...I'll have to bring it up tomorrow night with my latest lady...

/wrings hands together
 
2003-02-26 04:40:08 PM  
It made me itch just typing it out, believe you me.

And my girl keeps herself closely trimmed, but not shorn. She maintains that it does help for sensitivity.
 
2003-02-26 04:40:28 PM  
In the words of Bruce Springsteen:

"Let's be friends (skin to skin)"
 
2003-02-26 04:42:06 PM  
Craphola

Get her drunk. Offer to do it yourself.

She'll never go back.
 
2003-02-26 04:47:07 PM  
Tigger you crack me up.

Now when it come's right down to it I just love chicks. And I really like it when there tall 5'8" and up.
 
2003-02-26 04:48:52 PM  
Shaving improves sensitivity on a girl? I've never heard that...

Well, if you remove all that hair, the "little man in the boat" is in direct contact with your undies/clothes as you walk... ohhh yesss. The 24-hour pricklies, however, aren't very fun.
 
2003-02-26 04:52:52 PM  
Like I said though, Waxing is better than shaving. Waxing keeps it smooth as glass for weeks at a time, while shaving grows back in a couple of days. After waxing it doesn't itch...

Big Orange Cat: If my wife asked me to shave, yep, I would...
 
2003-02-26 04:53:21 PM  
personally, i keep the "landing strip" and shave everything else. It would be nice if guys would trim up a bit too (not pre-pubecent though) Cause we spend a lot of time and wierd anglestrying to get it to look cute down there. It can boost sensitivity for guys too.

PS. I wanna see this picture when I get home from work, anyone know where else I can find it?
 
2003-02-26 04:53:54 PM  
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
Now when it come's right down to it I just love chicks. And I really like it when there tall 5'8" and up.

As a 5'11" female....THANK YOU! Too often, guys are intimidated by tall chicks. I can't tell you how many times I've been told by guys that they just don't like tall chicks because they aren't "girly" enough. They prefer the petite, dainty ones. Anyone over 5'8" just isn't dainty.

/amazonian rant
 
2003-02-26 04:58:20 PM  
All_Lit_UP_AGAIN
THANK YOU! I am 5'10", (and I wear heels all the time so I usually stand @ 6'1") and like MacPhistoGDS said most guys like little "dainty" chicks.
HOORAY FOR AMAZONIANS!
 
2003-02-26 05:00:33 PM  
i like tall girls.... the problem is the couple of tall girls that I've had the nads to talk to have both told me that they don't want to date a guy thats shorter than them.

Biatches.
 
2003-02-26 05:01:19 PM  
MacPhistoGDS

Hey I have gone out with a lot of tall chicks nothing like a women that can look you strait in the eye's. Most models are tall I have dated two both were 5'10". Now it does help that I am over 6 foot tall. I have gone out with women under 5' 6" but I like them taller.
 
2003-02-26 05:01:41 PM  
For me the shaving of me and my SO is an erotic ritual. And I loves the ladies tall as well.
 
2003-02-26 05:02:19 PM  
Tall chicks are great...tall, hairy chicks. ;)
 
2003-02-26 05:03:59 PM  
Thing is if you like legs and arse tall women are it. And I love legs and arse.
 
2003-02-26 05:04:52 PM  
oh yeah I donated .02 to the denmark chick too.
so that pays for like .0001% of bandwidth but hey, where I work thats a hard hours pay...
 
2003-02-26 05:05:52 PM  
Anybody got the real one?

 
2003-02-26 05:06:06 PM  
Royldean when the say that look em in the eye and say were all the same height in bed.
 
2003-02-26 05:06:37 PM  
I dated a chick once who didn't even shave her armpits or legs. I was pretty drunk then so I didn't mind, and we had some wacky sex, so it was all good. Plus she was cute, in a messed-up sorta way.

Now I date a girl who is religious about shaving everything. I prefer her devotion, but sometimes a fella gets the urge to get the nasty on. (insert Hugh Grant reference here).
 
2003-02-26 05:07:40 PM  
[img]http://www.warwickboar.co.uk/CMS_View/getImage.asp?article=1691&imgnum=1[ /img]
 
2003-02-26 05:09:28 PM  
Athenax311:

Try this link.
 
2003-02-26 05:11:12 PM  
I've hosted it on my own server Here
 
2003-02-26 05:11:34 PM  
MacPhistoGDS: My wife is 6'0, has a great body (and wax's)... Heh, I've dated a lot of tall women before. One ex gf who was 6'3, and another 6'4... Knock outs..I won't mention names but the 6'3 one is a fairly well known publicly... (And they shaved, lol (gotta stick to topic.. Then again I dated a girl who was 4'11" w/ a 44dd rack (talk about top heavy) and had a perfect body.. Though it was a pain on my back to dance with (I'm 6'1")
 
2003-02-26 05:11:39 PM  
No, what I meant to say was try this link.
 
2003-02-26 05:11:52 PM  
I'm way taller than most people lying in bed.
 
2003-02-26 05:14:12 PM  
alllitupagain... I'll give that one a try next time...
 
2003-02-26 05:16:02 PM  
Royldean,


If it works you owe me a beer.
 
2003-02-26 05:16:27 PM  
wow -- very sexy. porn should take some hints from high fashion in the erotica department
 
2003-02-26 05:16:33 PM  
Hey Amazonian women~

I think tall girls are beautiful...but, as I'm only 5'9", practically-speaking, I go for the short petite girls. If I was tall, though, I'd be all over you girls...
 
2003-02-26 05:17:30 PM  
yeah!, in 44 min and 16 seconds I get to look at VERY well trimmed pubes! Thanks :)
 
2003-02-26 05:19:04 PM  
Royldean
i like tall girls.... the problem is the couple of tall girls that I've had the nads to talk to have both told me that they don't want to date a guy thats shorter than them.

Biatches.


The only guy I've turned down for being too short was 5'2". THAT was just too much. I usually don't mind guys who are shorter than me. Take heart. We aren't all biatches. :)
 
2003-02-26 05:19:13 PM  
MacPhistoGDS

As a 5'11" female....THANK YOU! Too often, guys are intimidated by tall chicks. I can't tell you how many times I've been told by guys that they just don't like tall chicks because they aren't "girly" enough. They prefer the petite, dainty ones. Anyone over 5'8" just isn't dainty.

I have to put my two cents in on this. I love a tall girl, me being 6 foot even, I love a girl that's around my height. Yah, they are a bit intimidating, but that's what makes 'em so sexy;).

Sexiest girl alive: Catherine Zeta Jones

 
2003-02-26 05:22:13 PM  
On further reflection I am not sure that my previous post was completely clear.

To remove any gray area, what I was implying is that, while short in height (5'9") I am hung like a rogue elephant.

Thank you.

(is it home time yet?)
 
2003-02-26 05:23:00 PM  
A hairless pussy is an evil pussy.
 
2003-02-26 05:23:19 PM  
My vote is for tall, hairy, aromatic hippy chicks (preferably with glasses and a secret porn-star attitude). As for male shaving, I had to shave for a vas once, ended up shaving it all due to very odd reasons. It was weird and somehow unmanly and it itched like a mutherfscker while it grew back.
 
2003-02-26 05:23:49 PM  
Ha.. Im 6'0" and my girlfriend's 5'3"... I dont have any problems with the height difference...

BTW, she DOES shave.. and it's delicious.. How could you NOT like that?
 
2003-02-26 05:26:08 PM  
02-26-03 05:19:13 PM SpecialED

Thank you SpecialED, you have been reserved a special place in Heaven for that wonderful tribute to my future bride. That is if I can somehow convince M.Douglas that he is done with her and have him drop her off at my place ...
 
2003-02-26 05:31:26 PM  
I'm a guy who keeps my pubes neatly trimmed (about half an inch, it's easy to do with electric clippers, only takes a minute) and I use nair on my 2 little buddies to keep them silky smooth. the feedback from the girls has been great.
 
2003-02-26 05:33:10 PM  
I HAVE to shave down there because otherwise the hair causes me pain... seriously. When it's too grown out, it hurts me skin.
 
2003-02-26 05:33:38 PM  
20,776 times now
 
2003-02-26 05:34:47 PM  
22,278
 
2003-02-26 05:35:37 PM  
When it's too grown out, it hurts me skin.

Yeah, I've heard the Irish have very thick pubic hair.
 
2003-02-26 05:35:59 PM  
Brilliant marketing by Gucci: a fragrance for "down there".
 
2003-02-26 05:38:23 PM  
I went to PVI, Santora was my advisor...

untill he got up to dean of students (he went up the ranks quickly passing over teachers who had been there for quite some time). He was strict on uniforms, wasn't horrible or anything. Catholic schools require the slacks shirt tie deal.He resigned because its a Catholic school they dont like homosexuals remember? (or killing kittens for that matter) and he tought religion. Besides, immagine trying to teach with this going around school (the kids were printing the webpage and passing it everywhere). He wasn't a bad guy, i'm gonna say that, altho he shoulda been honest. we always suspected he was gay, or at least his nicknames indicated. he dressed up as gijoe for halloween. At least he behaved himself unlike so many priests out there right? the funny part is, and i dont know if anyone remembers, but this is following up on the whole spielberg's nephew thing. our school has a pretty bad history, and i've been throug the worst of it. oh, and that giant picture above, he is neither of those 3 men. he is the guy on stage tho, goatee muscle guy... in leather of course.
 
2003-02-26 05:39:53 PM  
me too.
 
2003-02-26 05:40:16 PM  
Glonoin

M.Douglas = Too old
C.Z-J = Way too hot to be with an old guy.
 
2003-02-26 05:42:47 PM  
Since the other thread I posted this in smells like fish chicken, I present you with this repost.

'F' is for 'Fark' and 'Fur' and 'Feh'
((Not safe for work in the continental US))
 
2003-02-26 05:42:59 PM  
I dated a six-footer once (and she shaved completely, there was no body hair south of the waist-length hair on her head). Tall girls kick ass. Leg men rejoice.

Having said that, I'm now seeing a 5'4" lady with a huge rack. I may just convert to a boob man.
 
2003-02-26 05:46:08 PM  
"No hips! That could be a 12 year old boy for all we know"

12 year old boys don't have pubic hair.
 
2003-02-26 05:46:29 PM  
I can't believe there are still girls out there that don't shave the patch, or at least trim it down to a racing stripe. I also can't believe that there are men who prefer the bush. It is not fun to try to give oral pleasure only after hacking through a jungle.

Lets all take a big step into the 21st century! YAY!
 
2003-02-26 05:49:40 PM  
I scanned through here and didn't see a new, usable link for this, so if anyone is interested, here you go.

http://ad-rag.com/7441.php
 
2003-02-26 05:49:53 PM  
Vinegar Tom

Dated flat chested girls all my life. Spent 3 and a half years with a girl who has an insane rack. I don't think I'll ever be able to go back.
 
2003-02-26 05:51:14 PM  
I shaved my ass today!
 
2003-02-26 05:51:17 PM  
Cue-ball it, honey-bunny, and I will too!
Go bare!
 
2003-02-26 05:53:37 PM  
Savian, makes me think of the weed wacker bit in that wayans bros. movie...

Note: Catherine Zeta Jones is the only one of 2 women I would leave my wife for... (The other is Lynda carter)... That said, before I would think of leaving my wife for either one of them, I would first try to get them into my bed for a threesome romp with the wife.
 
2003-02-26 05:56:01 PM  
I just want to know how they did that. Did they use a special shaving tool or something?
 
2003-02-26 06:03:06 PM  
02-26-03 03:09:42 PM Calvinb12
I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.

Brighton Beach Memoirs. Great reference.
 
2003-02-26 06:04:18 PM  
God--

Why is it when you say "Knock outs" I think of were-beasts from hell?

I'm guessing it has to do with the profile pic.
 
2003-02-26 06:08:50 PM  
Yeah, that pic conjures up tales of lycanthropy.
 
2003-02-26 06:10:49 PM  
That kid kneeling down in front of her has NO CLUE what to do with a coochie. I think he is hoping for a dick to pop out so he can chow down.
 
2003-02-26 06:12:37 PM  
God--
MacPhistoGDS: My wife is 6'0, has a great body (and wax's)... Heh, I've dated a lot of tall women before. One ex gf who was 6'3, and another 6'4... Knock outs..I won't mention names but the 6'3 one is a fairly well known publicly...


hmm, 6'3", publicly known, your tastes... Janet Reno?
 
2003-02-26 06:19:02 PM  
This thread is like a secret being passed around. It started out as.
"Did you see the shaved Gucci ad?", and by the time it got around it became," Do you shave your Coochie and/or nads?" I, like the rest of you digress...
 
2003-02-26 06:24:50 PM  
Cobranzino: Ack!!! That hurt my brain!!!! Icky icky... No... She's a comedy actress... This was back in the late 80's... And as far as knockouts, my old gf (the one w/ 44dd chest) could definatly knock someone out with them... They were firm as a rock with no silicone... She coulda sufficated a football team with them... Then again, I'm really not a breast man, I prefer legs and a55..
 
2003-02-26 06:30:47 PM  

First of all, this isn't new. Second of all, it isn't news. It's a publicity stunt. If you want to see what a shorn pubis looks like, then check out a porn site. Or trim your own bush and look in the mirror.

Better yet, shave the first letter of your name into your own pubic hair. Have a friend take your picture. Send out some "press releases" with said picture to major media outlets, "news" agencies, and hack journalists. Congratulations! ...you have just made "news", created "hype"/"buzz", and an "edgy" mass-marketing campaign all on a shoe-string budget. If you would like to make a career out of being an asshat, then Madison Avenue awaits your arrival.


 
2003-02-26 06:31:25 PM  
God-- Dude I can't believe you dated Roseanne.
 
2003-02-26 06:36:07 PM  
my sister tried to dye her pubes in the 80's, she got a helluva rash and had to stay in bed for a week. She was still in high school and my mom wanted to know why the hell she would ever want her pubes to be pink! She got in so much trouble, ha!
 
2003-02-26 06:51:58 PM  
God--

You aren't supposed to be nice to me when I call your wife and ex-girlfriends fugly.
 
2003-02-26 06:52:16 PM  
I can't believe noone's complained about this being a repeat yet. Oh wait, I just did.
 
2003-02-26 07:04:35 PM  
Hair pie?
 
2003-02-26 07:18:26 PM  
Best ad ever.
 
2003-02-26 07:40:01 PM  
Cobrazino: I just don't give in to trolls :)
 
2003-02-26 07:47:37 PM  
Soft and sweet, sugary, and short too. Curvy, caressable, and oh so cute. Lovable and comfortable most of all. The most precious little face, beautiful brown eyes, kissable creamy lips. Warm, soft breasts. That is my ideal girl. I have that girl..so..yay! <3 Not "sexy" or "hot" to most guys, but just perfect to me.

On another note, am I the only one disturbed and completely annoyed by the word "coochie"? It's really...just...gah.
 
2003-02-26 08:12:28 PM  
"Coochie" isn't as annoying as listening to someone endlessly gush over their girlfriend/boyfriend.

:rolleyes

BTW, "Curvy" is how guys describe their fat girlfriends.
 
2003-02-26 08:16:49 PM  
Shaven not shaven it's all good for me long as I'm getting some;) I do prefer the little racing stripe though;)
 
2003-02-26 08:40:29 PM  
I clicked the link, and the title at the top of the browser window sez "Farkers have no sense of fun". No pube shot to see (if there was one) but ROFLMAO anyway.
 
2003-02-26 09:17:08 PM  
I shaved my pubes off around my balls recently, it felt kinda good while shaving but itched for days, walking was mildly uncomfortable. For the rest of the hair I just cut it shorter, it's pretty long and bushy, I don't like it that long (also has resulted in a fair amount of slightly painful zipper experiences if it slips out the front of my boxers). As for women....I prefer it shaved, feels and looks nicer.
 
2003-02-26 09:18:34 PM  
Withlovesarareku On another note, am I the only one disturbed and completely annoyed by the word "coochie"? It's really...just...gah.

How about "cooter"?

Bleh.
 
2003-02-26 09:23:47 PM  
Big Orange Cat:

How about Sweeeeeet tunnel of lovin
 
2003-02-26 09:44:56 PM  
 
2003-02-26 09:45:49 PM  


Love me!
 
2003-02-26 10:15:10 PM  
Yes, it is. Why/ Because fat is a word you use to describe a pig raised on a farm for a few months. Get it ready for Christmas at all, have yourself some pork chops and an oven roasted ham.

But seriously, I haven't seen many thin girls with shape. Vertical and horizontal lines are great for graphs..but not for girls.

Anyone here love graphs?
 
2003-02-26 10:18:18 PM  
here ya go...

 
2003-02-26 10:42:57 PM  
02-26-03 08:12:28 PM LookSir-Droids!

"Curvy" is how guys describe their fat girlfriends."

Does that mean you like the chick in the ad? Cos she doesn't look very feminine. As other people have pointed out, she has the body of a twelve year old boy.

Curvy does not equal fat.
 
2003-02-27 12:56:58 AM  
Careful, WeaponX... you're treading dangerously close into straw-man territory. Carmen Kass? She's a man, baby. There is nothing sexy about an androgenous-looking chick. However, 'feminine' is not the same as 'rubenesque'. And, although I don't buy into the socially-constructed norms of what exactly 'beauty' is and isn't, I must also admit that fat chicks are as repulsive to me as androgenous chicks. Of course curvy doesn't equal fat... unless it's a white guy talking about his chubby girlfriend. no need to get defensive; i've 'hit' a few thick chicks in my time. But I'd prefer a Sandra Bullock or a Jennifer Aniston bodytype over a Rosanne Barr or Nell Carter bodytype any day.
 
2003-02-27 02:41:55 AM  
Farkers - thanks for linking directly to our images. [not!!] By the way, the practice of DEEPLINKING is illegal in denmark where this server resides (you little criminals- hehe).
You guys want the GUCCI article on this page. While you are here, have a look around. We have more ads, sexy or not here. Hope you like it.
big fat hint - if you donate to bandwidth cost [which i can't afford] I won't sue fark.com. ;)


Like we care about some crazy Dutchies,
you crazy Dutch ba****ds
 
2003-02-27 02:47:47 AM  
Bah they are obviously joking :p

Especially as it now says "You Farkers are no fun"
 
2003-02-27 03:15:33 AM  
I'm a chick and I shave EVERYTHING. This does make it more sensitive during sex. No pulling of the hair etc.

I don't likes me pubes.
 
2003-02-27 07:15:36 AM  
Hikaru
Like we care about some crazy Dutchies,
you crazy Dutch ba****ds


Please please please tell me you're joking and that you know 'Dutchies', as you so eloquently put it, come from Holland, not Denmark. Even if you don't, just tell me you do.
 
2003-02-27 06:43:25 PM  
Being tall has nothing to do with having legs...
 
2003-02-27 06:44:36 PM  
Okay let me rephrase that before people start picking it apart....

Being tall has nothing to do with having long legs.
 
2003-02-27 10:21:38 PM  
 
2003-02-27 10:59:07 PM  
Iam 6'3"
 
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