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(3 News New Zealand)   If your daycare center has to call firefighters to remove the tambourine you got stuck around your neck, you may have a short bus in your future   (3news.co.nz) divider line 39
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2009-07-22 07:30:20 PM  
Hey, if his brother gets an acoustic guitar stuck to his head they can jump around a bit and start a new Partridge Family.
 
2009-07-22 08:19:45 PM  
They told me the same thing when I got a toy train stuck in my hair, but I proved them.
 
2009-07-22 08:24:02 PM  
trintrin: They told me the same thing when I got a toy train stuck in my hair, but I proved them.

And likewise, subby.
 
2009-07-22 08:25:28 PM  
Either that or your daycare center is a little more than slightly prone to panic.
 
2009-07-22 08:28:12 PM  
There are worse places for a tamborine.
 
2009-07-22 08:29:56 PM  
Wtf would you call fire fighters? Was it a flaming a tambourine? Did they think the jaws of life were needed?

/dnrtfa
//really things the FD has better things to do than respond to something like this
 
2009-07-22 08:32:43 PM  
"Oh my God, there you are
Prettiest thing in life I've ever seen...
Close my eyes, what's it like
What's it like inside your tambourine?"

/Prince
 
2009-07-22 08:32:54 PM  
Fire department? Pff.
i69.photobucket.com

/hot
 
2009-07-22 08:36:05 PM  
waiting4godot: Wtf would you call fire fighters? Was it a flaming a tambourine? Did they think the jaws of life were needed?

/dnrtfa
//really things the FD has better things to do than respond to something like this


You go find biggest brain of all!
 
2009-07-22 08:36:17 PM  
definitely maeby: Fire department? Pff.


/hot


Is it just me or is the hot cinnamon artificial flavor somewhat odd? I mean I like to stick it in her pooper as much as the next man, but I don't necessarily like the idea of "hot", it makes me think of a bad night after too many burritos and margaritas at the "authentic" mexican restaurant. Flavored or Artificially Flavored, words I just don't want equated with the hershey highway.
 
2009-07-22 08:39:43 PM  
it's for the kid.... wait.
 
2009-07-22 08:42:27 PM  
Flavored or Artificially Flavored, words I just don't want equated with the hershey highway.

your doing it wrong
 
2009-07-22 08:43:53 PM  
Cardex: "you're"
 
2009-07-22 08:46:07 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-22 08:49:06 PM  
My son got his head stuck in the stair railing when he was about 3. He was crying, the wife was crying and I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. This only made the kid cry harder and the wife PO'd. I spread the rails enough for him to get his head out and asked "are you gonna do that again"? He shook his head NO! 20 minutes later I'm removing the kid from the bars again.

I'm surprised he made it to adulthood.
 
2009-07-22 08:54:01 PM  
LittleSmitty: My son got his head stuck in the stair railing when he was about 3. He was crying, the wife was crying and I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. This only made the kid cry harder and the wife PO'd. I spread the rails enough for him to get his head out and asked "are you gonna do that again"? He shook his head NO! 20 minutes later I'm removing the kid from the bars again.

I'm surprised he made it to adulthood.


Was it your kid I had to pull out of the railings by the koi pond at the Disneyland Hotel? I couldn't laugh because I was in uniform and mom was in a panic. Problem was, his ears were keeping us from pulling his head straight back....

I held the ears while a maintenance guy pressed the rails far enough apart to get his head out.
 
2009-07-22 09:11:15 PM  
Gyrfalcon: LittleSmitty: My son got his head stuck in the stair railing when he was about 3. He was crying, the wife was crying and I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. This only made the kid cry harder and the wife PO'd. I spread the rails enough for him to get his head out and asked "are you gonna do that again"? He shook his head NO! 20 minutes later I'm removing the kid from the bars again.

I'm surprised he made it to adulthood.

Was it your kid I had to pull out of the railings by the koi pond at the Disneyland Hotel? I couldn't laugh because I was in uniform and mom was in a panic. Problem was, his ears were keeping us from pulling his head straight back....

I held the ears while a maintenance guy pressed the rails far enough apart to get his head out.


HaHa! No, not mine. This was at a condo we lived in. Had the same "ear" issue though. The ex wanted to butter his head...
 
2009-07-22 09:13:12 PM  
definitely maeby: [Anal Lube].jpg

...Why is the anal lube flavored? Do people taste things inside their butt?
 
2009-07-22 09:21:24 PM  
+1
 
2009-07-22 09:22:16 PM  
TF2_Pyro: definitely maeby: [Anal Lube].jpg

...Why is the anal lube flavored? Do people taste things inside their butt?


Some things I just don't want to know. This is one of those things
 
2009-07-22 09:24:30 PM  
definitely maeby: Fire department? Pff.
/hot


You can't use that on a kid ! That's disgusting, use something not so adult oriented.
like this.
img142.imageshack.us


or this

img197.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-22 09:24:34 PM  
Whats a "Short Bus "
 
2009-07-22 09:28:01 PM  
LittleSmitty: TF2_Pyro: definitely maeby: [Anal Lube].jpg

...Why is the anal lube flavored? Do people taste things inside their butt?

Some things I just don't want to know. This is one of those things


Maybe it's to cover the smell? Don't worry baby, I love a mudder.
 
2009-07-22 09:34:58 PM  
It looks like some kind of S&M collar to me.

What the hell kind of school was that?
 
2009-07-22 09:39:54 PM  
johnpiercy: Whats a "Short Bus "

Just like a regular school bus. Only it's shorter and used to haul "special needs" kids.
 
2009-07-22 09:40:06 PM  
I managed to get a tambourine stuck on my head when I was six, and yet I also managed to graduate college with a bachelors degree at the age of 19.

I am living proof that the metric subby used to base his statement of 'tambourine mishap vs intelligence is inaccurate.'

Then again this kid was not only in daycare, the tambourine was stuck on his neck.

....that's just stupid.
 
2009-07-22 09:41:15 PM  
If it can fit going in, it can fit coming out. Yes it will hurt. Yes they will cry and scream. That's kindof the point. Don't rob them of that precious experience.
 
2009-07-22 09:41:45 PM  
johnpiercy: Whats a "Short Bus "

It's an indie film about New York hipsters sexual escapades. Apparently it's popular among gays.

/I heard an Asian chick actually sucks some lucky bastard off in it
//Dunno if there's a money shot though
 
2009-07-22 10:07:04 PM  
Aw...I am guilty of getting my head stuck in a chair. Granted, I was MUCH younger than the kid in the picture. I was three. They just greased my head up, pressed my ears back, and popped it out the way it went in. In fact, the preschool didn't even call my mom about it...she came to pick me up and had to ask why I was covered in grease.

Somehow, I came out okay.
 
2009-07-22 11:23:00 PM  
I got my head stuck in the railings overlooking the second floor at the mall when I was a kid. They were right on the verge of calling the fire department when my dad got me out. I didn't turn out so bad. For a girl at least.
 
2009-07-22 11:29:43 PM  
LittleSmitty: johnpiercy: Whats a "Short Bus "

Just like a regular school bus. Only it's shorter and used to haul "special needs" kids.


See "Window Licker".
 
2009-07-22 11:32:49 PM  
waiting4godot: Wtf would you call fire fighters? Was it a flaming a tambourine? Did they think the jaws of life were needed?

Dude. He tried to run for help by himself but his toes were too numb to step.
 
2009-07-22 11:54:32 PM  
TF2_Pyro: definitely maeby: [Anal Lube].jpg

...Why is the anal lube flavored? Do people taste things inside their butt?


In case you want to cap it off with a Dirty Sanchez of course.
 
2009-07-23 12:27:27 AM  
It's a daycare center, hence it's full of little kids. Little kids do dumb stuff, even the intelligent ones.
 
2009-07-23 12:41:08 AM  
Lost Thought: If it can fit going in, it can fit coming out. Yes it will hurt. Yes they will cry and scream. That's kindof the point. Don't rob them of that precious experience.

Are you referring to definitely maeby's hot cinnamon lube?
 
2009-07-23 12:44:26 AM  
"Added extra clap. Not college material."

/Because the other threads had a Simpsons ref.
 
2009-07-23 12:50:09 AM  
Add me to the "big head stuck in the stairay banisters"... I don't remember how they got me out, but I imagine it involved laughter on my parents' part and crying on mine.

Yeah... only did THAT once.

/got a BA with a 3.8 GPA
//didn't live up to potential
///book smart, street stupid
 
2009-07-23 01:09:14 AM  
Coyote Doyenne 2009-07-23 12:41:08 AM
Lost Thought: If it can fit going in, it can fit coming out. Yes it will hurt. Yes they will cry and scream. That's kindof the point. Don't rob them of that precious experience.

Are you referring to definitely maeby's hot cinnamon lube?

/ my work here is done
 
2009-07-23 11:53:29 AM  
That hot cinnamon anal lube reminds me of when i was in high school and went on a late night drunken run to taco bell with my girlfriend and another couple. My gf thought it would be a good idea to perform felatio on me in the backseat on the way back. When my meat missle started whistling like a tea kettle, I realized that this dumb kunt thought it would be kinky to pour hot sauce on my shiat and suck it off. It burned like hell for a good half hour after that, and my friends couldnt stop laughing at me for weeks.
 
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