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MaxxLarge		2009-07-22 11:23:50 AM

FTA: "Eric Bauman is excited about his new venture, a steakhouse named Prime, which is to open this fall along East Main Street in the village of Webster. Bauman said the restaurant will be a New York City-style steakhouse."

I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

Shilldog		2009-07-22 12:09:39 PM

His Menu (new window)

/ebaumssteak

fernanernie		2009-07-22 02:04:10 PM

MaxxLarge

I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

They just order it from Denny's down the street and serve it.

Guysmiley		2009-07-22 02:04:25 PM

MaxxLarge: I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

One and done. Book it.

Hand Banana		2009-07-22 02:04:36 PM

Apparently stealing stupid videos, plastering your logo on them and putting them on your crappy site as your own makes you an internet whiz kid.

wmoonfox		2009-07-22 02:04:48 PM

MaxxLarge: I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

Thread over.

Eric Bauman is a lying, cheating, stealing asshole who has amassed his fortune by robbing from others. Anyone who calls him a "whiz kid" is sorely misinformed.

halfof33		2009-07-22 02:04:57 PM

Nice beard, beardy.

CONTENT REMOVED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM OF ~~THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY INTERNATIONAL~~ E-BAUMS WORLD

otto mobile		2009-07-22 02:05:13 PM

i had forgotten about that douche, but thanks to subby my hatred for him was just rekindled

/what a douche

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-07-22 02:05:14 PM

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Eric Bauman is excited about his new venture, a steakhouse named Prime, which is to open this fall along East Main Street in the village of Webster. Bauman said the restaurant will be a New York City-style steakhouse."

I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

Done.

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thomps		2009-07-22 02:05:47 PM

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Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-07-22 02:05:49 PM

Also, -1 just for giving them publicity.

nobodys_goose		2009-07-22 02:06:06 PM

I love how they still have to explain to people what Facebook is...

horonto		2009-07-22 02:06:15 PM

Who?

Perducci		2009-07-22 02:07:56 PM

What exactly did the company that bought his Web site pay for?

For the millions of dollars that they gave him, they could've easily created something nearly identical from scratch, actually credit and compensate the content sources, hire some real "whiz kids" and run an enormous marketing campaign to drive piles of traffic.

Irving Maimway		2009-07-22 02:08:10 PM

For anyone who doesn't know. (new window)

superoogie		2009-07-22 02:08:12 PM

thomps:
hey guys, check out my hilarious and original comment! be sure to click on my sponsors' ads!

Well played, Trebec.

Jeff73		2009-07-22 02:10:14 PM

If it's "through the heart" I'll happily personally satisfy his desire.

ChrisPC		2009-07-22 02:10:15 PM

Anonymous has a new place to protest at now. Maybe the local Church of Scientology will catch a break for a while, not that they deserve it.

ds394		2009-07-22 02:10:24 PM

New definition:

Internet Whiz Kid: Person who pisses all over the creative works of others and labels it as their own.

eqtworld		2009-07-22 02:11:38 PM

That jerk even has a livejournal (new window)

Lemon-Lime Malthus		2009-07-22 02:12:32 PM

He lost the $37 million, guess he doesn't want that $15 million either

MrCrazyInsane		2009-07-22 02:12:39 PM

It would be really nice and fitting if the place failed because of the high number of "dine-n-dash" customers....

biffstallion		2009-07-22 02:13:39 PM

"Eric Bauman is excited about his new venture, a steakhouse named Prime. Which is to open this ~~fall~~ fail along East Main Street..."

/The truth shall set you free

Finley		2009-07-22 02:14:19 PM

What's Facebook?

Spartan_Manhandler		2009-07-22 02:14:45 PM

I stopped visiting when he started adding 15 seconds of preroll ads to a 30 second video.

Masso		2009-07-22 02:14:52 PM

I hoped to god his restaurant crash and burn and he has to file for bankruptcy. The lying piece of shiat.

cardian		2009-07-22 02:15:29 PM

MrCrazyInsane: It would be really nice and fitting if the place failed because of the high number of "dine-n-dash" customers....

i might have to fly there to do just that.

SteelPeart		2009-07-22 02:15:43 PM

Hopefully all the people, whose lives that have been ruined starting with the Star Wars Kid, will show up at various times to help vandalize the place. Give it that authentic New York feel.

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.		2009-07-22 02:15:48 PM

If it's one thing I know from spending a lifetime in the food industry, people who come in from the outside with no restaurant experience and dreams of "owning their own place" epic fail 99% of the time.

bambi121899		2009-07-22 02:16:08 PM

tbell83		2009-07-22 02:18:29 PM

ds394: New definition:

Internet Whiz Kid: Person who pisses all over the creative works of others and labels it as their own.

I'd go with "Person who gets someone to pay them 15 million dollars"

Perducci		2009-07-22 02:20:55 PM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: If it's one thing I know from spending a lifetime in ~~the food industry~~ marketing and finance, people who ~~come in from the outside~~ think that working in a restaurant equates to running a successful restaurant, with no ~~restaurant~~ business experience and dreams of "owning their own place" epic fail 99% of the time.

FTFY.

Somaticasual		2009-07-22 02:22:26 PM

If it's anything like the website, his food will be crass, occasionally unintelligible, and his patrons will be drooling morons bent on snarking..

//god bless the internet.

thomps		2009-07-22 02:23:22 PM

Perducci: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: If it's one thing I know from spending a lifetime ~~in the food industry marketing and finance~~ observing the restaurant industry, people who ~~come in from the outside think that working in a restaurant equates to running a successful restaurant, with no restaurant business experience and dreams of "owning their own place" epic~~ open a new restaurant fail 99% of the time.

FTFY.

FTFY

the failure rate of new restaurants is staggering

ironrat		2009-07-22 02:24:16 PM

Stop by the bar for a vinegar and water.

jaymzz		2009-07-22 02:24:57 PM

Shilldog: His Menu (new window)

I wonder what better steakhouse he stole that design from

jaymzz		2009-07-22 02:25:44 PM

Actually I am kind of surprised this isn't a joint venture with Carlos Mencia.

carnifderome		2009-07-22 02:26:15 PM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: If it's one thing I know from spending a lifetime in the food industry, people who come in from the outside with no restaurant experience and dreams of "owning their own place" epic fail 99% of the time.

It's amazing those idiots in Kitchen Nightmares flopped along as far as they did. Restaurants are not usually for the noobs unless you own a McDonald's where you never even have to set foot in it.

drjekel_mrhyde		2009-07-22 02:26:34 PM

Guysmiley: MaxxLarge: I wonder if he'll steal all of his recipes from better restaurants, and then watermark the plates.

One and done. Book it.

This

borg		2009-07-22 02:26:56 PM

"Internet whiz kid" ?? When I was a young he would be called a plagiarist/thief.

dj_blueshift		2009-07-22 02:30:05 PM

that's obviously Billy Mays.

bixpchiphead		2009-07-22 02:31:05 PM

Not to suggest anything illegal,
but I wonder how EBaum would like it if a group of ANONYMOUS diners would regularly Dine and dash?

FeeltheIllinoise		2009-07-22 02:32:13 PM

Wow, a steakhouse named Prime, how ever so farking original.

thomps		2009-07-22 02:35:02 PM

bixpchiphead: Not to suggest anything illegal,
but I wonder how EBaum would like it if a group of ANONYMOUS diners would regularly Dine and dash?

does anon actually operate in the real world?

Hunter4242		2009-07-22 02:35:21 PM

I had no idea that guy was from my area. Bizarre. The guy who did Perry Bible Fellowship is from this area too. Weird.

all4not		2009-07-22 02:36:28 PM

thomps: hey guys, check out my hilarious and original comment! be sure to click on my sponsors' ads!

thomps, you rule.

Dances-With-Lobster		2009-07-22 02:37:36 PM

Orion5k		2009-07-22 02:38:27 PM

thomps: hey guys, check out my hilarious and original comment! be sure to click on my sponsors' ads!

You owe me a new keyboard.

Dances-With-Lobster		2009-07-22 02:38:45 PM

thomps: hey guys, check out my hilarious and original comment! be sure to click on my sponsors' ads!

I see what you did there.

stuhayes2010		2009-07-22 02:39:01 PM

I am curious as to how ebaumsworld is different from break.com or any other video gathering site? I view both regularly, but didn't know there was so much hatred towards ebaums.

Can someone clue me in?

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