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(Contact Music)   Nicolas Cage shuns party for upcoming movie, instead spends time chatting with a homeless fan. Cage was shocked to learn the man lost everything after backing production of The Wicker Man   (contactmusic.com) divider line 51
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2009-07-22 11:23:12 AM
What kind of bird was his hair that night?
 
2009-07-22 11:23:17 AM
And punching a woman in a bear suit in the face.
 
2009-07-22 11:28:43 AM
HOW'DITGETBURNED!
 
2009-07-22 11:29:30 AM
DecemberNitro: What kind of bird was his hair that night?

A swallow.
 
2009-07-22 11:31:37 AM
How was he supporting the movie? He's farking homeless. Where the fark else is he going to go during the day? farking stupid ass celebrities getting farking Humantiarian awards because they talked to a farking homeless guy who was at the set everyday.

What about me? I farking fark homeless people every night here in Ottawa. They need to get off too. Where the fark is my goddamn short story? Huh? Huh? All I've got to show for it is a case of the AIDS.fark you farking farks.
 
2009-07-22 11:31:58 AM
I watched that movie... I never recovered.
 
2009-07-22 11:33:54 AM
I talk to the homeless, your argument is invalid.
 
2009-07-22 11:39:15 AM
PumpUpDaFark: I talk to the homeless, your argument is invalid.

Damn you! This was supposed to be mine! Good on you for gettin in before me...
 
2009-07-22 11:39:45 AM
Pfft! What a light weight....

Link (new window)
 
2009-07-22 11:42:22 AM
Even worse, the homeless fan has bees in his eyes.

"Ah! The Bees! Not the bees!"(pops)
 
2009-07-22 11:44:35 AM
According to the New York Daily News, Cage and producer Jerry Bruckheimer both "went outside and spent a lot of time with the man. They thanked him for supporting the film."

So, unless, the thanks included a job offer, or help to get off the streets, or even just a few bucks to get him through the next month or so, the "thanks" they gave was pretty much "thank you for not disrupting our film schedule", and/or "thank you for spending so much of your spare time watching us film the movie... we're going to count you in our audience numbers."
 
2009-07-22 11:44:42 AM
I'm going to shiat on this thread and say that while I was expecting Knowing to be Wicker Man 2, but it was actually not that bad.
 
2009-07-22 11:46:56 AM
FTFA:
According to the New York Daily News, Cage and producer Jerry Bruckheimer both "went outside and spent a lot of time with the man. They thanked him for supporting the film."

Wow. How farking goddamned magnanimous is that?
 
2009-07-22 11:47:48 AM
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2009-07-22 11:53:10 AM
You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.
 
2009-07-22 11:58:51 AM
Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

#1...he is not the worst actor in hollywood.

#2...you wouldn't/don't have the balls to do this.

#3...If you did try this, you wouldn't have the balls to belittle him.

#4...You probably suck at life and this is the reason you would want to put him down for making money being a movie star.

#5...you suck.
 
2009-07-22 12:00:51 PM
Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

no he is not, there are definitely worse actors out there.

/love his movies
 
2009-07-22 12:04:49 PM
In other news, Nicolas Cage spends time with his fan.
 
2009-07-22 12:16:24 PM
canadianloon: Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

#1...he is not the worst actor in hollywood.

#2...you wouldn't/don't have the balls to do this.

#3...If you did try this, you wouldn't have the balls to belittle him.

#4...You probably suck at life and this is the reason you would want to put him down for making money being a movie star.

#5...you suck.



Nice Try Nick Cage* but why assume that I hate because you make money? Have you watched your movies? Good for you that you're rich. Good for you that you hooked up with Elvis's daughter. Good for you that National Treasure was the most bearable of your movies. You are a terrible actor whose fan base seems to be people who can watch the same "movie" over and over again without realizing it (in their defense, the medications probably dull their reasoning skills - that, or the lobotomy has made them really love watching the explosions). But I digress, Nick Cage, I'm happy you've found a niche among the disturbed, the medicated, and the dim-witted. Everyone needs someone to pull for them. Glad you found yours. And you're right, I probably won't dress up as a homeless person for the simple fact that it would give credence to your existence and that is just not something I am willing to do (beyond this, I suppose). I am going to go back at sucking. You see, Nick Cage, without your money, your hair, your serious tone of voice, or your movie star good looks, I am nothing, life truly does suck donkey balls. At least though, if there is only one thing I take with me, it's that, when I look in the mirror, I don't see Nick Cage looking back at me.

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*I assume it is you Nick Cage, nobody in their right mind would rush to your defense like that.
 
2009-07-22 12:17:46 PM
I watched Adaptation last night.

The movie and Cage are farking excellent. Cage should be more selective about the movies he does.

Ghostrider 2? No, Cage. No.
 
2009-07-22 12:20:03 PM
Hack of all trades: canadianloon: Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

#1...he is not the worst actor in hollywood.

#2...you wouldn't/don't have the balls to do this.

#3...If you did try this, you wouldn't have the balls to belittle him.

#4...You probably suck at life and this is the reason you would want to put him down for making money being a movie star.

#5...you suck.


Nice Try Nick Cage* but why assume that I hate because you make money? Have you watched your movies? Good for you that you're rich. Good for you that you hooked up with Elvis's daughter. Good for you that National Treasure was the most bearable of your movies. You are a terrible actor whose fan base seems to be people who can watch the same "movie" over and over again without realizing it (in their defense, the medications probably dull their reasoning skills - that, or the lobotomy has made them really love watching the explosions). But I digress, Nick Cage, I'm happy you've found a niche among the disturbed, the medicated, and the dim-witted. Everyone needs someone to pull for them. Glad you found yours. And you're right, I probably won't dress up as a homeless person for the simple fact that it would give credence to your existence and that is just not something I am willing to do (beyond this, I suppose). I am going to go back at sucking. You see, Nick Cage, without your money, your hair, your serious tone of voice, or your movie star good looks, I am nothing, life truly does suck donkey balls. At least though, if there is only one thing I take with me, it's that, when I look in the mirror, I don't see Nick Cage looking back at me.

*I assume it is you Nick Cage, nobody in their right mind would rush to your defense like that.


Bravo sir, bravo. You have found me out. Would you turn down 20Million$$$$$ a movie plus back end profit deals after winning an Oscar and doing/being a great actor? Would you turn down a chance to wear a bird on your head daily?

No you wouldn't. I am better than you and you know and understand this. Your reasoning behind my fans and my general likeability reeks of sadness and desperation from your many failed relationships, that stint as a male prostitute, the basement of your parents house, and the fact that you ran out of cheetos earlier today. To you, I say, good god man, go take a run, you smell fat and useless.
 
2009-07-22 12:20:14 PM
Damn. That's what I get, I suppose. Ah well. Back to sucking at life.
 
2009-07-22 12:24:01 PM
What an utterly hollow gesture.
 
2009-07-22 12:24:20 PM
Hack of all trades: He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

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2009-07-22 12:25:32 PM
Best comedy I ever saw.
 
2009-07-22 12:31:44 PM
I never saw Wicker Man but my favorite Cage movie is Conair. So farking hilarious I've watched it three times. His cheesy accent, the shiatty dialog, the terrible acting and the stupidest stunts ever! If you've never seen it, check it out. Laugh-out-loud funny!
 
2009-07-22 12:36:19 PM
Does Nick Cage suck at picking movies to be in? Yes he does.
Was Nick Cage in Raising Arizona? Yes he was.
Does the fact that Nick Cage was in Raising Arizona excuse later poor choices and bad acting? Most assuredly yes.
 
2009-07-22 12:42:16 PM
The weatherman was a terrible movie, but I recommend it to anyone to watch at least once.

People call me cameltoe cause I'm tough like a camel!
 
2009-07-22 12:42:34 PM
canadianloon: Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

#1...he is not the worst actor in hollywood.

#2...you wouldn't/don't have the balls to do this.

#3...If you did try this, you wouldn't have the balls to belittle him.

#4...You probably suck at life and this is the reason you would want to put him down for making money being a movie star.

#5...you suck.


I just want my children back.
 
2009-07-22 12:45:14 PM
canadianloon: How was he supporting the movie? He's farking homeless. Where the fark else is he going to go during the day? farking stupid ass celebrities getting farking Humantiarian awards because they talked to a farking homeless guy who was at the set everyday.

What about me? I farking fark homeless people every night here in Ottawa. They need to get off too. Where the fark is my goddamn short story? Huh? Huh? All I've got to show for it is a case of the AIDS.fark you farking farks.


You should seek some kind of help.
 
2009-07-22 12:48:10 PM
Fano: Best comedy I ever saw.

That. When he starts running around yelling about bees and punching women in the face? Couldn't have been funnier.

If you haven't seen it, it's rivaled only by The Happening. The moment when Mark Wahlberg says "Use science, douchebag!" to encourage himself to figure out the problem.... priceless.
 
2009-07-22 12:50:39 PM
don't understand: I never saw Wicker Man but my favorite Cage movie is Conair. So farking hilarious I've watched it three times. His cheesy accent, the shiatty dialog, the terrible acting and the stupidest stunts ever! If you've never seen it, check it out. Laugh-out-loud funny!

I like The Rock, just because I imagine Connery going back to his trailer after every scene with Cage muttering: "Jeshus Chrisht. Kim Bashinga ish a better actor than that ashhole."
 
2009-07-22 01:01:14 PM
Smackledorfer: The weatherman was a terrible movie, but I recommend it to anyone to watch at least once.

People call me cameltoe cause I'm tough like a camel!


This movie is actually really good, and one of Cage's best movies of the past decade, or so. A decade (or maybe actually 20 years) in which his movie choices have been horrific, and he has been slowly turning into a Michael Jackson-esque type figure.

Update: I just checked IMDB before posting, and there are four good movies he has been in the past ten years:

The Family Man
Lord of War
Weatherman
Adaptation

The trend....stay out of stupid action movies!
 
2009-07-22 01:05:56 PM
Tissot: Smackledorfer: The weatherman was a terrible movie, but I recommend it to anyone to watch at least once.

People call me cameltoe cause I'm tough like a camel!

This movie is actually really good, and one of Cage's best movies of the past decade, or so. A decade (or maybe actually 20 years) in which his movie choices have been horrific, and he has been slowly turning into a Michael Jackson-esque type figure.

Update: I just checked IMDB before posting, and there are four good movies he has been in the past ten years:

The Family Man
Lord of War
Weatherman
Adaptation

The trend....stay out of stupid action movies!


You take that back about The Rock!

/Got green smoke!
 
2009-07-22 01:15:31 PM
Matchstick Men was superb.
 
2009-07-22 01:33:27 PM
Best of Cage:
Lord of War
Matchstick Men
Adaptation
Raising Arizona
Honeymoon in Vegas
Red Rock West
Wild at Heart
Moonstruck



Best of Wahlberg:
Boogie Nights
Departed
Perfect Storm
3 Kings

Wahlberg is the worst of every big name actor who is collecting a 8 mill or better paycheck per movie. He had to use a fake d*ck in Boogie Nights and stilts in scenes with Theron in the Italian Job and weird camera angles in Invincible to make him believable. Plus he thinks hes a tough azz in real life.

No contest.
 
2009-07-22 01:54:36 PM
torr5962: Best of Cage:
Lord of War
Matchstick Men
Adaptation
Raising Arizona
Honeymoon in Vegas
Red Rock West
Wild at Heart
Moonstruck



Best of Wahlberg:
Boogie Nights
Departed
Perfect Storm
3 Kings

Wahlberg is the worst of every big name actor who is collecting a 8 mill or better paycheck per movie. He had to use a fake d*ck in Boogie Nights and stilts in scenes with Theron in the Italian Job and weird camera angles in Invincible to make him believable. Plus he thinks hes a tough azz in real life.

No contest.


No Leaving Las Vegas (which got Cage the Oscar?). Will agree also that Con Air is uproarious; it's like Cage is doing Action Star Jesus Christ while John Malkovich is trying not to be John Malkovich but still is acting like John Malkovich while surrounded by WWE talent.

PS I hate playing on Xbox Live - my voice comes out sounding like Nicholas Cage. But then I go fark-it, put "The Rock" soundtrack while playing Rainbow Six Vegas for laughs.
 
2009-07-22 02:26:04 PM
Hack of all trades: You know, something like this makes me want to dress up like a homeless person and wait somewhere for Nick Cage to come and "talk" to me. But, instead of stroking him and supporting his film, I'd let him have it, bird-hair pictures and all.. He is truly the worst actor in Hollywood.

If that did anything other than amuse him briefly until he forgot all about it because he's on his way to pick up his next multi-million dollar paycheck, I'd be genuinely surprised.
 
2009-07-22 02:47:13 PM
As much as I hate Nic Cage and hate watching him in pretty much anything, he's still got a long way to go to be the vortex of suck that is David Caruso.

At least no one is giving Caruso leading-man movie parts though.
 
2009-07-22 02:53:20 PM
Heroic Poser: canadianloon: How was he supporting the movie? He's farking homeless. Where the fark else is he going to go during the day? farking stupid ass celebrities getting farking Humantiarian awards because they talked to a farking homeless guy who was at the set everyday.

What about me? I farking fark homeless people every night here in Ottawa. They need to get off too. Where the fark is my goddamn short story? Huh? Huh? All I've got to show for it is a case of the AIDS.fark you farking farks.

You should seek some kind of help.


No kidding, I've seen the Ottawa homeless, and I usually cross the street when I can. Not to be a snob, but they freaking scare me, as most of them of mental patient that were kicked out of the Royal. (includes my ex, btw)
 
2009-07-22 02:57:33 PM
No love for Captain Corelli's Mandolin?

/good
 
2009-07-22 03:09:11 PM
Bringing out the dead?
 
2009-07-22 03:22:56 PM
Tissot: Smackledorfer: The weatherman was a terrible movie, but I recommend it to anyone to watch at least once.

People call me cameltoe cause I'm tough like a camel!

This movie is actually really good, and one of Cage's best movies of the past decade, or so. A decade (or maybe actually 20 years) in which his movie choices have been horrific, and he has been slowly turning into a Michael Jackson-esque type figure.

Update: I just checked IMDB before posting, and there are four good movies he has been in the past ten years:

The Family Man
Lord of War
Weatherman
Adaptation

The trend....stay out of stupid action movies!


Matchstick Men was also fantastic. My ex hates everything Nic Cage has ever done, EXCEPT fort hat movie.
 
2009-07-22 03:35:46 PM
NASAM: As much as I hate Nic Cage and hate watching him in pretty much anything, he's still got a long way to go to be the vortex of suck that is David Caruso.

At least no one is giving Caruso leading-man movie parts though.


Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

i117.photobucket.com
 
2009-07-22 04:10:29 PM
NASAM: As much as I hate Nic Cage and hate watching him in pretty much anything, he's still got a long way to go to be the vortex of suck that is David Caruso.

At least no one is giving Caruso leading-man movie parts though.


You forget Jade and the convergence of suck that is Kiss of Death with David Caruso and Nic Cage?
 
2009-07-22 04:12:28 PM
To be fair, the original Wicker Man wasn't that good.
 
2009-07-22 05:14:25 PM
ernieglumnuts: NASAM: As much as I hate Nic Cage and hate watching him in pretty much anything, he's still got a long way to go to be the vortex of suck that is David Caruso.

At least no one is giving Caruso leading-man movie parts though.

You forget Jade and the convergence of suck that is Kiss of Death with David Caruso and Nic Cage?


How could I forget. God KoD was awful.
I just mean, not currently getting leading-man movie roles. Thank Xenu.
 
2009-07-22 05:51:16 PM
Like, oh my god - I totally can't believe no one has mentioned Valley Girl! Face it - he was cool in that movie.

/Pygmies!
 
2009-07-22 06:19:47 PM
gunga galunga: NASAM: As much as I hate Nic Cage and hate watching him in pretty much anything, he's still got a long way to go to be the vortex of suck that is David Caruso.

At least no one is giving Caruso leading-man movie parts though.

Now I know what to get you for your birthday.


You should see Richard Widmark in the original version of that.
 
2009-07-22 07:24:10 PM
Freeside: To be fair, the original Wicker Man wasn't that good.



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