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(NBC4)   Unemployed? Ohio's unemployment bureau has the solution: phone sex   ( divider line
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2003-02-26 09:52:57 AM  
Hey, I might be unemployed. I *do* have a sexy voice...
2003-02-26 10:58:38 AM  
Deja frickin' vu. Maybe the folks in Ohio could talk to the EPA folks about hot girl-on-girl action?
2003-02-26 11:44:18 AM  
Phone sex: it ain't what it's cracked up to be.
2003-02-26 12:54:39 PM
2003-02-26 12:56:28 PM  
2003-02-26 01:14:49 PM  
Screw it. HTML hates me today.
2003-02-26 04:31:31 PM  
I prefer the term self-employed in a domesticated environment.
2003-02-26 04:33:57 PM  
When I got laid off from a job some years back, I went to work for office depot. They gave us a sheet with technical support numbers for all the computer manufacturers that we sold stuff from. Needless to say, the number for Packard Bell had the last two numbers transposed and was a phone sex number. Funny thing is, we gave that number out for months before anyone called and asked us to repeat the number and then told us that perhaps we should call it before we give it out to anyone else.

Granted, anyone stupid enough to buy a Packard Bell computer might need a phone sex number so they can ask for instructions. ---> Frustrated that your computer doesn't work? Here... this'll solve your problem. Sex
2003-02-26 04:34:27 PM  
do you speak from experience wickedwanda?
2003-02-26 04:35:05 PM  
Good afternoon, unemployment office, how can I hump you today?
2003-02-26 04:36:21 PM  
Well, it might not be a solution. But it can't hurt.
2003-02-26 04:36:39 PM  
Big News here. Heard it on the radio this morining and laughed my butt off.
2003-02-26 04:37:27 PM  
Hi, you have reached the sex line for Ohio. For Jennifer Malowe, press 1. For Bailey Quarters, press 2. For Herb Tarlik, press 3.

[image from too old to be available]

2003-02-26 04:38:57 PM  
As long as it isn't telemarketing, and you aren't calling me, you have my blessing.

Otherwise I'll beat you to death with my fists.
2003-02-26 04:42:09 PM  
If this is some new government service provided by my hard earned tax dollars..... well where's my passcode??

/kill the kittens!
2003-02-26 04:46:24 PM  
Uhhh... maybe I'm wrong to go against the wisdom of the Ohio unemployment beauro, but if you're unemployed maybe you shouldn't be spending all your money on phone sex calls.
2003-02-26 04:48:58 PM  
These threads weave a pretty strange fabric sometimes, n'cest pas?
2003-02-26 04:49:43 PM  

/just a test, don't panic
2003-02-26 04:50:50 PM  
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot and shake that healthy butt!

I got nuthin
2003-02-26 04:50:55 PM  
Off topic, but is it just me or is the fark main page not updating it says there are only 6 comments in here at this point clearly way more than that.
2003-02-26 04:51:19 PM  
Is it just me, or does it seem like any close deviation of a government agency's phone number results in contacting a phone sex line, or something similar? That seems to be in the news a lot lately.
2003-02-26 04:51:31 PM  
Call 1-272-782-7842 for hot, crappy action! That's 1-Craptastic!

Note to the stupid farkers: Please don't call that number. It might belong to someone's mom. Then again....
2003-02-26 04:54:03 PM  

That pic reminded me of the link to the website from the guy who was obsessed with Bailey Quarters, A.K.A., Jan Smithers.

Quite possibly the funniest Fark link ever.
2003-02-26 04:55:05 PM  
Hm, uemployed bisexual college coed, raging nympho, girly voice, giggles a lot....think I'm cut out for the job?
2003-02-26 04:55:21 PM  
Actually it was probably funny to everyone except Jan Smithers.
2003-02-26 05:00:15 PM  
Vonapathy = Tease
2003-02-26 05:01:43 PM  
I know, its a curse and gift.
2003-02-26 05:03:39 PM  
So Vonapathy did you take the pics of your rump yet? For the Kylie Monoe comparison?
2003-02-26 05:05:23 PM  
I once knew a guy who worked for a phone sex line (he could imitate a woman rather well). He earned over $10 an hour - certainly nothing to laugh at.
2003-02-26 05:08:16 PM  
Cause you know, I'm seriously going to post pictures of my ass on fark. Before I know it I'll probably end up on the front page of my university's newspaper. Not that it'd necessarily be a bad thing...
2003-02-26 05:08:48 PM  
Makes me proud to be an Ohioan.
2003-02-26 05:09:47 PM  
The wife is looking for a new job...
2003-02-26 05:13:24 PM  
I think she doth protest too much. Looked at that bio and IT'S A MAN, MAN!
2003-02-26 05:22:44 PM  
Vonapathy: In your profile pic, it looks like you have some good boobage going on...I'm sure if more of that was on the front page of the university paper, you could greatly capitalize on your nymphomania.
2003-02-26 05:24:36 PM  
Hrm...looks like you changed your profile pic, Vonapathy. Don't jump on me, fellow Farkers...there WAS a different pic there when I last looked at it.
2003-02-26 05:25:02 PM  
I thought they were recommending it to unemployed people as a job option. Or is that Nevada I'm thinking of?
2003-02-26 05:27:16 PM  
I change then pic b'cos I was tired of it. I could repost the old one if boobage needs confirmation.
2003-02-26 05:29:15 PM  
Long distance relationship + time = free phone sex
2003-02-26 05:30:53 PM  
YOU may have been tired of it, Vonapathy, but I'm sure you could always repost it, or just do a new one flaunting your boobage. It's your profile, so you shall do as you like.
2003-02-26 05:33:57 PM  
And you DID post your old one, Vonapathy. Good call, if I may say so myself! Feel free to bring out the boobage anytime. Hehe.
2003-02-26 05:36:22 PM  
Ok vonapathy stand up and take a pic of the butt for kylie's sake
2003-02-26 06:10:14 PM  
"Cause you know, I'm seriously going to post pictures of my ass on fark. Before I know it I'll probably end up on the front page of my university's newspaper."

I'll let you give me a blowjob if it'll shut you up.

I'm in the book. Give me a call.
2003-02-26 07:50:45 PM  
Lorelle: I once knew a guy who worked for a phone sex line (he could imitate a woman rather well). He earned over $10 an hour - certainly nothing to laugh at

Ten bucks an hour? He got ripped. I did phone sex back in the eighties between my freshman and sophomore year of college and was bringing home $800 a week. And that was just calls. My friend and I used to do tapes for the 976 lines (remember those?) at ten bucks a pop. We'd get wasted and do forty in a weekend. Beat waiting tables. My dad thought I was working for a graphics company.
2003-02-26 08:13:25 PM  
Unemployed? Ohio's unemployment bureau has the solution: phone sex
I tried that, but being unemployed, I couldn't afford for very long.
2003-02-26 10:28:41 PM  
I want to know how to get a job doing phone sex. I couldn't totally do that.
2003-02-26 10:29:25 PM  
er could totally do that. Nothing like catching an error just after you hit add comment.
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