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2009-07-20 08:07:52 AM
FTA: "What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

What is love? Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
 
2009-07-20 08:32:14 AM
"She was delicious," he told AFP from his room at a Muslim mental rehabilitation centre in rural Central Java.

That's IT!
I'm not converting to Islam now.
 
2009-07-20 08:53:23 AM
i.rollingstone.com
Approves.
 
2009-07-20 10:11:01 AM
Recently released cannibal seeks tasty young lady for nice dinner and possibly more

perhaps some fava beans and a nice Chianti......
 
2009-07-20 11:10:29 AM
What said cannibal may look like

i548.photobucket.com

/ nothing's obscure on fark
//real one buried about 2.5 miles from my house - wave to him when I go by
 
2009-07-20 11:45:04 AM
www.nakedauthors.com
 
2009-07-20 11:45:41 AM
bronyaur1: Approves.

Apparently she drove him crazy. Like no one else.
 
2009-07-20 11:48:45 AM
"He was only a third rate captain, but he was a first rate second course"

/almost certainly not obscure, me hearties
//you have a woman's slashies
 
2009-07-20 11:49:03 AM
He was very nice. In fact, he was a fine young cannibal.

s3.jspenguin.org
 
2009-07-20 11:49:13 AM
From the comments section:
Fred of Sydney Posted at 7:05pm today
I would try human meat - if it was socially acceptable. But I wouldnt be going for a rotting corpse of an old woman, id probably rather a freshly killed teenager, roasted with garlic and rosemary. It's supposed to taste like pork.


Fred is full of win!
 
2009-07-20 11:50:43 AM
It puts the lotion on the skin...
 
2009-07-20 11:52:07 AM
He's just an excitable boy.
 
2009-07-20 11:52:35 AM
BiblioTech: What said cannibal may look like



/ nothing's obscure on fark
//real one buried about 2.5 miles from my house - wave to him when I go by
Bi (FTFY)

/pervert
 
2009-07-20 11:53:33 AM
belhade: He's just an excitable boy.

nice...zevon FTW
 
2009-07-20 11:54:37 AM
belhade: He's just an excitable boy.

Did he make a cage with her bones?
 
2009-07-20 11:54:40 AM
I can make do with grass too.. until I get the munchies..mmmm, flesh
 
2009-07-20 11:55:32 AM
Good Thing- Where Have You Gone?

(In my stomach apparently)

The sick thing is there are women out there that will give this bastard a chance.

Personally if I were to meet this c o c k s u c k e r I'd give him the Ow! My Balls! treatment repeatedly.

Sick.
 
2009-07-20 11:57:10 AM
"Must like slow woks on the beach.'
 
2009-07-20 11:59:44 AM
Maybe she will be about a size 14.
 
2009-07-20 12:00:07 PM
Nadia says "Tastes like love. Oh yes it does."

i27.tinypic.com
 
2009-07-20 12:00:11 PM
BiblioTech: What said cannibal may look like



/ nothing's obscure on fark
//real one buried about 2.5 miles from my house - wave to him when I go by



Shpadoinkle!!
 
2009-07-20 12:00:25 PM
Mark my word, somewhere in the world there is a woman dead set on hooking up with this guy knowing full well that he's going to eat her...

/and not in the good way
 
80
2009-07-20 12:04:17 PM
I agree with Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here
 
2009-07-20 12:04:27 PM
belhade: He's just an excitable boy.

Dammit, I was gonna post this.

/leaving satisfied nonetheless
 
2009-07-20 12:05:51 PM
Tastes like pork.
http://tinyurl.com/ko7lhx
(copy and pastee)
 
2009-07-20 12:05:54 PM
"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

Bad joke or did he really not see what he did there?
 
2009-07-20 12:08:16 PM
i178.photobucket.com

Col. Ives says "Try the stew."
 
2009-07-20 12:11:37 PM
belhade: He's just an excitable boy.

he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
 
2009-07-20 12:29:27 PM
Muslims can eat dead human flesh? Never knew.
 
2009-07-20 12:44:58 PM
rlv.zcache.com


Show the love
 
2009-07-20 12:58:43 PM
orat-on-a-stick: Show the love

All the while listening to an endless loop of "Mein Teil"
 
2009-07-20 01:29:01 PM
Tasty is not the same as tasteful. Nevertheless, you still wouldn't want this guy passing your sister in a dark alley.
 
2009-07-20 01:36:25 PM
Balchinian: Tasty is not the same as tasteful. Nevertheless, you still wouldn't want this guy passing your sister in a dark alley.

Or dumping her in a bathroom.
 
2009-07-20 01:41:23 PM
Atari007: BiblioTech: What said cannibal may look like



/ nothing's obscure on fark
//real one buried about 2.5 miles from my house - wave to him when I go by


Shpadoinkle!!


Yes! Someone who would understand why I have this insane desire to post it in the "Indians finally release Kobayashi" thread.
 
2009-07-20 01:48:39 PM
img204.imageshack.us
Won'cha come out tonight
come out tonight
come out tonight....
 
2009-07-20 02:13:55 PM
There was some really odd gay-man necro weirdness that went down about 2-3 years ago, where the one-guy-really-eats-part-of-the-other-guy action occurred.

//gay-man necro weirdness
///not that there's anything wrong with that?
/slashies
 
2009-07-20 04:37:14 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Issei Sagawa approves...
/look it up
//on second thought, no
 
2009-07-20 06:52:58 PM
Nothing too strange or unique about human flesh. Tastes like pork. Actually, sort of like pork in combination with pink veal. But 90% like pork. If cooked with enough spice, someone could serve it to you as pork and you'd never doubt that it was something else.

I'm convinced that this is why pork has been (and still is) a common taboo food in many cultures. ie People were put off by the idea of eating flesh which tastes pretty much the same as our own.

/Don't ask how I know about this
//War is hell
 
2009-07-20 06:59:03 PM
Came for IT crowd ref, jspenguin delivers. Some days I just love Fark.
 
2009-07-21 05:28:16 AM
I'd eat people I don't like if I could get away with it. Well cooked for some of them. I imagine they'd be better in a stew.
 
2009-07-21 12:04:16 PM
Paris1127: Issei Sagawa

Do not do a GIS for this. Bleh. I was going to have lunch... but now, not so much.
 
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