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(Scotsman)   Scotland announces new campaign to encourage immigration. What should their slogan be? (With voting)   ( divider line
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2003-02-25 07:39:58 PM  
Scotland... because it's not crap
2003-02-25 07:48:56 PM  
Now with 73% more Harmonia!
2003-02-25 08:00:26 PM  
Visit Scotland! It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiate state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference!
2003-02-25 08:05:11 PM  
Scotland... We like our beer cold, our sheep tight, and our golf devoid of minorities.
2003-02-25 08:11:44 PM  
For the farkettes:
Scotland, where a woman can look up a man's skirt.

Mmmmm. Bagpipes.
2003-02-25 08:19:58 PM  
Come to Scotland and we promise you won't have to eat the haggis.
2003-02-25 08:20:08 PM  
Scotland: We Aren't France.
2003-02-25 08:21:09 PM  
Ma moose dis'nae work
2003-02-25 08:21:48 PM  
Horniest sheep in the world.
2003-02-25 08:24:33 PM  
C'mon lass! It's Scotland!
2003-02-25 08:32:56 PM  
ay, come see what's under me kilt.
2003-02-25 08:38:16 PM  
"He drinks a whiskey drink.
He drinks a vodka drink.
He drinks a lager drink.
He drinks a cider drink..."
2003-02-25 08:38:17 PM  
(announcer's voice:)

You know many things about them. They invented golf. They invented bagpipes. They invented plaid. They didn't invent wool, but they made it their own. Their enormous hats influenced generation after generation of Russian fashion.

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Without their tape, the rips and tears in our school reports would just have to say there for our teachers to mock cruelly. Without the Scotch, our precious fabrics would be missing the reassuring protection of Scotchguarding. Without their poetic heritage, we could not toast "auld lang syne".

And who doesn't love those darling little terriers?

But you don't need to come to Scotland to experience those things. The main reason to come is to get sheetfaced with a bunch of crotchety guys who cuss a lot in incomprehensible accents, and eat every single bit of a sheep except the hooves.

And you can do it all in bitterly freezing weather near some dilapidated old castles!

Scotland: You'll come for the whiskey. You'll stay for the haggis.

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(Groundskeeper Willie voice:)

Scotland: we're drink, and we're ornery.
2003-02-25 08:53:53 PM  
Heed! Scotland! NOW!!!
2003-02-25 08:59:27 PM  
In Scot-land
dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice
fires the mountain side
Stay a-live!

2003-02-25 11:00:38 PM  
Fark Wales: We Have Vowels!
2003-02-25 11:04:15 PM  
more teeth per capita than england
2003-02-25 11:27:30 PM  
Because duct tape is for pussies laddy!
2003-02-25 11:29:43 PM  
With voting:
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'Beam yourself up!'
2003-02-25 11:54:01 PM  
Come to Scotland - where driving while intoxicated isn't illegal, it's a requirement.
2003-02-26 12:46:53 AM  
Scotland: Dumpf!
2003-02-26 12:46:58 AM  
Scotland: Now open to people not named Scott
2003-02-26 12:48:46 AM  
No, you don't have to wax your balls. Unless you want to.
2003-02-26 12:49:12 AM  
"Scotland has world's horniest sheep"

2003-02-26 12:49:41 AM  
"Scotland: because we put that upstart "McDonald's" company in their place."
2003-02-26 12:50:30 AM  
We're not Arkansas, but we still love sheep.
2003-02-26 12:51:14 AM  
All our sheep are belong to you!
2003-02-26 12:51:24 AM  
Wasn't this covered in the article headline directly preious to this one?

Scotland Has World's Horniest Sheep

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2003-02-26 12:52:17 AM  
Scotland - " I am Scottish."

This will only be slightly amusing to Canadians.
2003-02-26 12:52:50 AM  
Come to Scotland: You may just get a glimpse of Ewan MacGregor.
2003-02-26 12:53:29 AM  
Free beer!
2003-02-26 12:53:39 AM  

/me likes Braveheart, good movie!!!!
2003-02-26 12:53:44 AM  
"Come for the all you can eat haggis buffet, stay for the horny sheep"
2003-02-26 12:54:07 AM  
I once wore a skirt. But I'm not Scottish.

(and I'm not gay!!)

Vote for me, the fat heterosexual in a skirt!
2003-02-26 12:54:13 AM  
Aerf sdauy fybdsf dfsyb sdybds, sdun asduf ung, aye!
2003-02-26 12:55:50 AM  
"Come to Scotland. Yes, we're THAT desperate."
2003-02-26 12:56:11 AM  
"Scotland: Just think of us as Eastern Ireland. Or...if you like, Northern Wales."
2003-02-26 12:56:27 AM  
Who said they wanted immigration onto the island? I say they want to get rid of the people already there, so:

"Get off the island, we're sinking it next Thursday!"
2003-02-26 12:56:36 AM  
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"
2003-02-26 12:56:57 AM  
"Come to Scotland... unless you're gay, of course."
2003-02-26 12:58:03 AM  
"Scotland - All of our women look like Shirley Manson and are easily impressed by the strong American dollar."

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2003-02-26 12:59:30 AM  
Scotland: Where you won't f'get to tick the feckin' votin' button!
2003-02-26 12:59:38 AM  
move to Scotland: dude, they put our name on a yard
2003-02-26 12:59:42 AM  
MichaelCheritto, you win.

/votes for MichaelCheritto
2003-02-26 01:00:00 AM  
Grease me up woman!

Come know you want to!
2003-02-26 01:00:04 AM  
Scotland - the other, smaller England.
2003-02-26 01:00:28 AM  
colonel angus!

/watching conan
2003-02-26 01:00:40 AM  
Scotland: We're Dead Sexay!

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2003-02-26 01:00:54 AM  
2003-02-26 01:01:51 AM  
Tha mi a fuireach ann an Glaschu. Càit a bheil sibh a' fuireach?
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