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(Tuscaloosa News)   Would-be burglars last seen fleeing on late model horses   ( divider line
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2722 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2003 at 7:18 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-25 07:16:10 PM  
A bath before stealing...Novel concept...Somebody knew nobody would be home for a while! Love the horse thing "Jesse James rides again!"
2003-02-25 07:21:15 PM  
Alright boys, lets round up the posse. YEEHAH!
2003-02-25 07:22:12 PM  
Were they deaf? The burglars, bot the horses.
2003-02-25 07:22:50 PM  
Damn extra fingers.

bot = not
2003-02-25 07:23:47 PM  
Would somone please point out where the hell Tuscumbia is?
2003-02-25 07:25:06 PM  
Horses are the only truly stylish way to make a post-robbery escape. Even if you botched the robbery itself, whoever sees you leaving will know that you probably meant business.
2003-02-25 07:25:14 PM  
Those crazy Tuscaloosaians.
2003-02-25 07:27:02 PM  
More like...erm...Tuscalosers! Har har I kill me.
2003-02-25 07:27:42 PM  
I think they were El Guapo's men.
2003-02-25 07:27:56 PM  
regulators.....mount up!

/young guns
2003-02-25 07:29:39 PM  
And I am still trying to picture them fleeing on model horses.

Yeah, I get it now.
2003-02-25 07:32:48 PM  
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2003-02-25 07:33:41 PM  
A bath, cooling by the fan, a TV, and some jewelry. What do say the cops look for homeless person sporting too much bling-bling while he is watching the price is right in his cardboard box!
2003-02-25 07:37:29 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't in Texas. It's still a hangin' offense to steal a horse, there.
2003-02-25 07:41:44 PM  
Yar! Let's round up ye posse, yar har har!
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2003-02-25 07:48:02 PM  
haha cool.
The headline was pretty good too.
2003-02-25 08:15:55 PM  
Model horses? Does that mean there really is a Playhorse Magazine? Yuck.
2003-02-25 08:16:53 PM  
Oh, but they were late. That must been they fled on dead horse supermodels. Yep, I can learn a lot without actually reading the article.
2003-02-25 08:17:54 PM  
Replace "been" with "mean" and my previous statement might make sense. Note to self: look ayt keyboadrf
2003-02-25 08:27:48 PM  
I first read this as "Would-be burglars last seen feeding on late model horses"
2003-02-25 08:30:51 PM  
Late model horses, but were they Chevy or Ford horses? Details.
2003-02-25 08:38:53 PM  
Tuscumbia is in the northwest corner of Alabama, near the Tennessee River. Hellen Keller was born there.

Google image search for Tuscumbia:
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2003-02-25 09:19:24 PM  
the complexion of those hooded folks seems mighty dark.
2003-02-25 09:34:32 PM  
Nubian Klansmen!
2003-02-25 10:26:11 PM  
Hilarious! Catherine the Great would have been proud . . .
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