After about a year of answering the door with a .45 (1911) in hand I have seen a noticable drop in the number of people trying to sell me shiat.
One year alone I had at least 10 different girl scouts and damn if they don't get them Jr. High kids to sell subscriptions for stupid (and almost worthless) prizes.
I actually had an old guy one time that just kept knocking on the farking door to sell me candy I didn't want. After about 30 minutes of it I opened the door with a shotgun in hand. It had to be ten minutes after that I had the police knocking on my door, so what the fark do I do? Open the door with a shotgun in hand again. They didn't think it was funny. The guy told them I had said that I was going to kill him. The cops asked me if that was true, I said yes.
That was a long night in the police station. I never did get my shotgun back.-Kahn
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