We have to keep this kind of behavior in check.

/waiting on Rook to get here

Must have made his move diagonally.

Ummm..... ummm..... CASTLE!!!

Poor choice for a mate.

A little how's your father? Or was it hide the Bishop?

Last time I checked priests weren't alowed to mate.

I guess just choking the bishop was not an option?

Okay, a couple of things here. Was it a girl? And WTF is a Catholic church splinter group...If it was a girl, I would say the splinter group does at least one thing better.

Oh and how old is this "teenager"...

A real detailed article there.

well, some one had to choke the bishop.

/too soon?

Am I the only one that finds it odd they did not mention the gender of the teenager he molested?

Being Catholic he could logically go either direction

Found some more information. He has been charged for performing a sexual act on a person under the age of 19? 19??? WTF?

http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-bishop-sex-assault,0,2970080.story

Anyone make any chess jokes yet?

Oh and don't let the url fool you I posted...there are no pix.

This article is set up to induce outrage.

The bishop could very well have been porking a 17 year and 11 month old chick, which I wouldn't have a problem with. Hell, it could be a boy of similar age, and that's still fine if that's how they roll.

On the other hand, he could have been sticking it to a 13 year old girl or boy, and then we have ourselves an outrage.

I need more information before I decide how outraged I am.

So he got all the way to the kid's back row and got kinged, right?

MasterThief: Catholics who think Vatican II ruined the church and think Pope John Paul II was a traitorous liberal and think the only good mass is the one said in Latin

I only go to masses if they are conducted entirely using Spin Doctors lyrics.

I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

A minor piece.

Sergeant Grumbles: The bishop could very well have been porking a 17 18 year and 11 month old chick, which I wouldn't have a problem with. Hell, it could be a boy of similar age, and that's still fine if that's how they roll.

FTFY

Epiphany: I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

I have Pretentious Dude with Excessive Facial Hair... on my way to Fark Bingo.

eraser8: Epiphany: I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

Later. Let's play global thermonuclear war.

Wouldn't you like to play a nice game of Chess instead?

I bet he's not very gentile in bed.

eraser8: Epiphany: I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

Later. Let's play global thermonuclear war.

As long as we can switch to tic-tac-toe after I realize you're going to pwn the game.

hey that's no wafer

Chariset: Dumb. Still, since he was white, I guess he figured he should make the first move.

Epiphany: I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

sure just let me load up the latest edition of 'Kasparov for PC' ....

..
I too would prefer to play thermo nuclear thingee thing thing

Oh, and just cuz I found it while looking for an image to use in my ISWYDT above...

He's the founder of Society of the Immaculata (new window)

Epiphany: I guarantee I'm the best chess player on fark. Who wants to play?

Elo rating, please?

So was it a boy or a girl?

100 Watt Walrus: Oh, and just cuz I found it while looking for an image to use in my ISWYDT above...

I would kill to be that hand. Even all the stuff from Oz would be worth it (or a bonus? I dunno, I'm so confused!)

I'm betting before he was arrested, he took two steps forward and the cops caught from from the side and he was all like 'YOU CAN'T DO THAT!'



/srs case of the nothing

srhp29: Found some more information. He has been charged for performing a sexual act on a person under the age of 19? 19??? WTF?

http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-bishop-sex-assault,0,2970080.story


Of course. They'll raise it to 21 in a few years because hell, some 20 year olds look like teenagers.

If you disagree with that... well maybe you want to let all the pedos out of jail... you bleeding heart.

/sarcasm


The anti-pedophile outrage is getting a bit crazy, no?

He was the founding member of the Society of the Ejaculata.