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sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:42:38 PM
The bigger the meat section, the more wear there will be on one's motorized scooter.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:49:39 PM
sweetmelissa31: The bigger the meat section, the more wear there will be on one's motorized scooter.

I was going to say, the place could be damn huge and you'd still have half the aisles clogged by fatties in their scooters.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:54:52 PM
sweetmelissa31: The bigger the meat section, the more wear there will be on one's motorized scooter.

Those poor folks have a disability. Show some compassion.
 
Hender
2009-07-16 02:56:07 PM
EvilEgg: sweetmelissa31: The bigger the meat section, the more wear there will be on one's motorized scooter.

Those poor folks have a disability. Show some compassion.

It truly is a horrific genetic condition that makes one's eyes bigger than their stomach and to be born without willpower.

Well, for some of them.
 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:56:58 PM
Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

GAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 
No YOU'RE a Towel [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:57:12 PM
Don't make a "your momma" joke, Don't make a "your momma" joke, Don't make a "your momma" joke...

/Your mammas "meat section" stretches farther than a football field.
//dammit
 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 02:58:55 PM
OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:01:06 PM
sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?
 
mediablitz
2009-07-16 03:01:52 PM
I hear that all the time...
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:01:55 PM
thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?
 
No YOU'RE a Towel [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:02:50 PM
GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:03:29 PM
So there's a massive Wal-Mart that deserves a story, but not a picture of said massive store?

Lame.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:04:54 PM
I guess I haven't been paying attention, but when did Walmarti236.photobucket.com get that spiffy new logo?
 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:04:56 PM
No YOU'RE a Towel: GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

What if one of the wolves was eating cheap meat?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:05:06 PM
No YOU'RE a Towel: What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

what if it was cheap wolf meat?
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:05:45 PM
Cue the inevitable Farker claiming to be a Wal-Mart employee who makes $150K a year and has free healthcare.
 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:05:48 PM
Those people would have totally sh*t their pants if they ever went into one of the old Hypermarts.
 
fritopendejo
2009-07-16 03:08:08 PM
What if the fatties were purchasing cheap fattie meat while wearing a three wolf shirt?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:09:43 PM
fritopendejo: What if the fatties were purchasing cheap fattie meat while wearing a three wolf shirt?

that's... that's actually probably pretty probable.
 
vartian [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:09:59 PM
Mary Chang of Bristol Township agreed. "This will be good for Levittown," she said, adding that she won't go there for groceries. "I like my Giant. I'll continue to go there. Hopefully, it won't be as crowded now that they've opened this super Walmart."

I admire her aversion to Walmart grocery shopping, but if she thinks there is better "food" at Giant, she is delusional.
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:17:32 PM
thomps: what if it was cheap wolf meat?

/Heads to get WalMart cheap wolf meat for BBQ
 
SusanIvanova
2009-07-16 03:24:41 PM
sweetmelissa31: No YOU'RE a Towel: GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

What if one of the wolves was eating cheap meat?

What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?
 
oldebayer
2009-07-16 03:24:46 PM
OlafTheBent

Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

I seldom buy meat there because it is NOT cheap. And they never, ever have anything marked down because it is near its expiration date, which is the kind of meat I actually prefer. WalMart simply throws everything into the dumpster -- and makes sure you can't get at it late at night. Or so I've heard.
 
CelesX
2009-07-16 03:25:32 PM
Why do they need five aisles of bath towels? Do people really stock up on bath towels on a regular basis? Is it just so they don't have to restock bath towels for a few years?
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:27:11 PM
CelesX: Why do they need five aisles of bath towels? Do people really stock up on bath towels on a regular basis? Is it just so they don't have to restock bath towels for a few years?

I'm surprised they have bath towels at all. The people that shop at my local Walmart don't seem to be all that fond of regular bathing.
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:29:58 PM
SusanIvanova: What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?

...and wearing a "three fat guys looking at the moon" t-shirt?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:31:04 PM
The Onanist: SusanIvanova: What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?

...and wearing a "three fat guys looking at the moon" t-shirt?

did we just write a far side comic?
 
TheGreatZarquon
2009-07-16 03:39:20 PM
"Welcome to Wal*Mart. I love you."
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2009-07-16 03:41:30 PM
www.hewnandhammered.com

/ cowtow, you imperialist pig-dogs
 
Superevil
2009-07-16 03:53:45 PM
SusanIvanova: sweetmelissa31: No YOU'RE a Towel: GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

What if one of the wolves was eating cheap meat?

What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?

What if three wolves were eating a moon t-shirt made of cheap meat?
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 03:53:47 PM
thomps: did we just write a far side comic?

It needs a chicken in there somewhere.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 04:03:35 PM
And yet there will still only be 3 registers open at a time.
 
IMDWalrus
2009-07-16 04:06:00 PM
The Onanist: thomps: did we just write a far side comic?

It needs a chicken in there somewhere.

How about in the background, shopping for light bulbs?
 
fizzix_is_fun
2009-07-16 04:27:41 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I guess I haven't been paying attention, but when did Walmart get that spiffy new logo?

is that picture from Breakfast of Champions?

/beaver
 
Megain
2009-07-16 04:46:32 PM
OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

GAAAAHHHHHHHHH

my redneck neighbors buy food (including frozen meat) from swap-n-shop, a local weekend flea market. now that's terrifying
 
Bukharin
2009-07-16 04:47:48 PM
The obeasification of American continues...
 
The Icelander
2009-07-16 04:48:21 PM
SusanIvanova: sweetmelissa31: No YOU'RE a Towel: GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

What if one of the wolves was eating cheap meat?

What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?

What if the cheap meat was on a scooter buying three wolves?
 
CruJones
2009-07-16 04:55:15 PM
a Walmart in a small college town is a tremendous place to scope out hot chicks.

/for real
 
Colonel_Debugger
2009-07-16 04:55:48 PM
thomps: No YOU'RE a Towel: What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

what if it was cheap wolf meat?


it would be a step up from whatever walmart has in the packages
 
oranjello
2009-07-16 04:56:06 PM
EvilEgg: sweetmelissa31: The bigger the meat section, the more wear there will be on one's motorized scooter.

Those poor folks have a disability. Show some compassion.

Hi! You must be new here!
 
walnuts55
2009-07-16 04:56:14 PM
Eat there meat that is gassed to look good even when its bad.
 
Juniper Jupiter
2009-07-16 04:56:45 PM
Sounds about as big as this:

s3.jspenguin.org

/Yipes
 
Wulfman
2009-07-16 04:57:39 PM
What? No "That's what she said" yet?
 
sdaas
2009-07-16 04:57:44 PM
CruJones: a Walmart in a small college town is a tremendous place to scope out hot chicks.

/for real

I concur
 
Snarfangel
2009-07-16 04:58:19 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: CelesX: Why do they need five aisles of bath towels? Do people really stock up on bath towels on a regular basis? Is it just so they don't have to restock bath towels for a few years?

I'm surprised they have bath towels at all. The people that shop at my local Walmart don't seem to be all that fond of regular bathing.

So...French?
 
The Icelander
2009-07-16 04:58:30 PM
thomps: what if it was cheap wolf meat?

avatar.movetoiceland.com

Wolf nipple chips?
 
Haoie
2009-07-16 04:58:57 PM
Yay, rampant consumerism.
 
blockbustarhymes
2009-07-16 04:59:19 PM
for some reason i immediately thought of lindsay lohan
 
trippdogg
2009-07-16 04:59:21 PM
At nearly 200,000 square feet, the largest store in the Levittown Town Center will be almost the same size as the soon-to-be completed Parx Casino in Bensalem.

A Walmart and a casino - welcome to hillbilly heaven.
 
big pig peaches
2009-07-16 04:59:28 PM
The Icelander: SusanIvanova: sweetmelissa31: No YOU'RE a Towel: GooberMcFly: thomps: sweetmelissa31: OlafTheBent: Dear freaking Lord... I won't even buy a tee-shirt from them... cheap meat?

What if the tee shirt was, say, Three Wolf Moon?

what if it was a tshirt with a picture of cheap meat and an ironic slogan on it?

What if it was a t-shirt with a picture of a fat person on a scooter with the slogan "Cheap Meat"?

What if the cheap meat had a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt on it?

What if one of the wolves was eating cheap meat?

What if that wolf was fat and on a motorized scooter?

What if the cheap meat was on a scooter buying three wolves?

What if the scooter had a bumber sticker that said, "I brake for cheap meat"?
 
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