FARK.com: (4514035) Swiss say illegal medicines imports nearly double. If only there were some sort of analogy involving food, maybe a cheese, to descibe their border crossings

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		Swiss say illegal medicines imports nearly double. If only there were some sort of analogy involving food, maybe a cheese, to descibe their border crossings (earthtimes.org)		59
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PhiloeBedoe		2009-07-16 01:40:04 PM

Not a bunch of cheesy jokes. I Camembert it.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2009-07-16 01:49:06 PM

American Cheese?

I mean our borders are wide open, and it is a type of cheese.

EvilEgg		2009-07-16 02:00:12 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Not a bunch of cheesy jokes. I Camembert it.

Yeah you can, it's Gouda for you.

Bufu		2009-07-16 03:04:03 PM

German Cheddars are great for border security.

HaywoodJablonski		2009-07-16 03:07:58 PM

Sharp headline, subby

Bufu		2009-07-16 03:28:51 PM

Have to go now, BrieRB.

busy chillin'		2009-07-16 05:00:46 PM

this thread is going to stink

Ponzholio		2009-07-16 05:02:10 PM

You gotta be sharp to catch some of these puns.

ZombieStomper		2009-07-16 05:02:50 PM

Wow, that reference came out of the bleu.

derwoodcrash		2009-07-16 05:03:44 PM

Havarti har har!

sdaas		2009-07-16 05:03:57 PM

Damn Immigrants! The Took our jebs!!

BlazeTrailer		2009-07-16 05:04:20 PM

If subby thinks illegal pharmaceuticals is a problem that is Swiss by trait, they need to crawl out Frumunda the rock once in a while

opiumpoopy		2009-07-16 05:04:24 PM

They're smuggling across the border on stilts?

They're riding across the border on their horses, blowing their hunting horns and shouting "tallegio!" ?

tricycleracer		2009-07-16 05:05:31 PM

It looks like the Swiss havarti a real muenster of a problem.

hardercase		2009-07-16 05:05:37 PM

You gouda left out the cheese part and we still would have laughed.

emiliogtz		2009-07-16 05:07:46 PM

Nice headline subby.

ZombieStomper		2009-07-16 05:08:19 PM

All these stupid puns are making my blood curdle.

But I fear there are Stilltons of puns to be made...

phlegmmo		2009-07-16 05:10:33 PM

No whey.

medius		2009-07-16 05:10:39 PM

goat penis cheese?

ZombieStomper		2009-07-16 05:10:53 PM

Yaweh.

DIGITALgimpus		2009-07-16 05:12:08 PM

gouda here... seriously?

Cadillac_Reaper		2009-07-16 05:12:43 PM

/there ya go.
//hot hot hot

Tony Baloney		2009-07-16 05:12:53 PM

ED meds, "slimming products" and "muscle enhancers" -- is the Tour de France in the Alps already?

TsukasaK		2009-07-16 05:15:25 PM

This is the cheesiest Fark thread I've seen all year.

SupaTroopa		2009-07-16 05:17:32 PM

What kind of a muenster would illegaly carry medicine across the borden like that? I'm feta'p of hearing about this.

MBooda		2009-07-16 05:18:10 PM

Really, a lot of these puns are pretty Stiltoned.

MBooda		2009-07-16 05:20:27 PM

Wensleydale?
media.backtothefridge.com

Jormungandr		2009-07-16 05:21:10 PM

Illegal cheese?
Casu Marzu(pops)

Rodent of unusual size		2009-07-16 05:24:09 PM

Another cheeze thread, grate

gorgor		2009-07-16 05:27:04 PM

But that's Europes Wang!
http://tinyurl.com/mtv8ql
(copy and paste)

phlegmmo		2009-07-16 05:29:43 PM

The comments here reflect quite a bit of culture.

tedbundee		2009-07-16 05:30:38 PM

Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.

rcain		2009-07-16 05:32:12 PM

Gawd Damme, what kind of muenster would be not be fondue of havarti'ing all the time? These do-nothing lawmakers and their rodorik can go roquefort themselves.

TsukasaK		2009-07-16 05:36:53 PM

tedbundee: Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.

No, it proves that we're all too busy making cheese puns.

MorePeasPlease		2009-07-16 05:44:02 PM

tedbundee: Nobody's pointed out the "descibe" in the headline yet? This will prove alone that Fark is full of idiots.

LOL, Idiots?
I bet you think the headline actually meant to say "describe".

It's d e s c i b e, as in to "un" scibe.

SimonSnAkeYeS		2009-07-16 05:44:25 PM

Anejo with a blanco chihuahua, can strike a brick on cougar gold by listening with a cup and string. But it takes a real pepperjack in a cottage to muenster up the strength, dorna his coon skin cap, and say this trafficking is nachos, red devil.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus		2009-07-16 05:47:03 PM

keith richards is a turophobe.

/as am i

Surool		2009-07-16 05:48:53 PM

Why their border crossings have more holes than... umm... a pegboard?

rFarke		2009-07-16 05:49:45 PM

so much more medical debrie

BlackAngus		2009-07-16 05:53:47 PM

FRUMUNDA!

tinyarena		2009-07-16 06:06:47 PM

Red Leicester?
Tilsit?
Caerphilly?
Bel Paese?
Red Windsor?
Stilton?
Gruyère?
Emmental?
Norwegian Jarlsberger?
Liptauer?
Lancashire?
White Stilton?
Danish Blue?
Double Gloucester?
Cheshire?
Dorset Blue Vinney?
Brie?
Roquefort?
Pont l'Evêque?
Port Salut?
Savoyard?
Saint-Paulin?
Carré de l'Est?
Bresse-Bleu?
Boursin?
Camembert?
Gouda?
Edam?
Caithness?
Smoked Austrian?
Japanese Sage Derby?
Wensleydale?
Greek Feta?
Gorgonzola?
Parmesan?
Mozzarella?
Pipo Crem'?
Danish Fynbo?
Czech sheep's milk cheese?
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Cheddar?
Ilchester?
Limburger?

"Not much of a Cheese Shop, is it?"

hagemand		2009-07-16 06:16:28 PM

Thanx, tinyarena. Came for the Beaver Cheese, leaving satisfied,

musashi1600		2009-07-16 06:49:01 PM

Approves of this thread:

/Cheese, Gromit!

Chakat		2009-07-16 06:49:02 PM

I don't think we should be rushan to any conclusions from this article. While the Swiss government feels that this is a problem that deserves rubing out, a more mild approach most likely is in order. Those involved are not munsters, after all.