You can go with this
Or you can go with that
Or you can go with us

Maybe the waitstaff didn't think they could duck as fast as Pres. Bush.

I once remember a story of a bad man who was on a plane and he had a bomb in his shoe so I can see two sides to this story. One side says that people maybe thought that he had a bomb in his shoe and was not afraid of to use it.

The other side of this story says that why would you give someone money just because they have a shoe in the hand of them? I would not do this I would instead scream but not rape but fire because people are more likely to respond to this.

I do not want to be the judge of this man because maybe he just needed the money to pay for the sick child with cancer.

He's obviously a threat to our national security!

I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.

Did he find a hook embedded in his trunk lid when he got home, too?

Should have used a telephone.

/ any of you farking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfarking last one of ya!