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(My Fox Boston) Dumbass This alleged bank robber apparently only has one t-shirt or forgot to do laundry: two robberies and one shirt that says "Mullet Removal Team"   (fox25.com) divider line 32
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AliasUndercover
2009-07-16 12:33:04 PM
2 "roberies"? Did he steal robes?
 
Valorumguygee
2009-07-16 12:33:34 PM
Robbers with clothing issues trifecta in play?
 
Airwolf
2009-07-16 12:33:43 PM
There's a funny video somewhere of some guy sneaking up on an unsuspecting mullethead and snipping it as he plays a video game in a convenience store. Funny as hell.

/Too lazy to find it and post the link
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:33:56 PM
Maybe that's what the best-dressed robbers are wearing these days.
 
Fano
2009-07-16 12:34:04 PM
www.popculturebuzz.com

Wanted for questioning
 
lennavan
2009-07-16 12:36:14 PM
"Give me the money. No dye pack or I shoot."

He was handed an undisclosed amount of money with a dye pack that exploded on his way out the door.

I lol'd.
 
ilikeracecars
2009-07-16 12:37:45 PM
Happened in a town that was just named the 7th best place to live in the US by Money Magazine. You can't escape the dumb.
 
Porsche914
2009-07-16 12:42:53 PM
Mullet removal?

img.photobucket.com

or

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
LittleSmitty
2009-07-16 12:43:27 PM
Band aid bandit scoffs at your puny exploits
 
SnakeLee [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:43:29 PM
An alleged bank robbery went awry in Milton on Wednesday when the suspect crashed his Vespa while fleeing the scene

He wasn't just wearing that t-shirt to multiple robberies, but he was also using as Vespa as his getaway vehicle. This guy has class
 
CaliNJGuy
2009-07-16 12:47:09 PM
apprehended by a member of the mullitia? that reminds me, i miss mulletsgalore.com.
 
tonesskin
2009-07-16 12:47:37 PM
Nappy-headed ho = racist.
Mullet = not racist.

I get it now.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:49:24 PM
tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:50:17 PM
Maybe it was his lucky bank robbin' shirt.
 
Sticky Hands
2009-07-16 12:50:51 PM
tonesskin: Nappy-headed ho = racist.
Mullet = not racist.

I get it now.

I prefer the term: hockey-hair
 
tonesskin
2009-07-16 12:51:04 PM
theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.

I know some white nappy-headed hos, too.
 
The last name I had was pretty gay...
2009-07-16 12:53:00 PM
If all I had was a t-shirt that said "Mullet Removal Team," I'd probably be robbing banks too.
 
LittleSmitty
2009-07-16 12:53:08 PM
theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.

What a black mullet may look like

Link (new window)
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:53:49 PM
Sticky Hands: I prefer the term: hockey-hair

My favorite is the "Missouri compromise".
 
Rib
2009-07-16 12:54:13 PM
If only he had this shirt he would have gotten away with it all.

www.ukwolf.org
 
KrispyKritter
2009-07-16 12:58:55 PM
Poor guy has been on the skids since losing his job as Official Bikini Inspector.
 
BlorfMaster
2009-07-16 12:59:29 PM
My ex GF walked into the bar the other night with her new boy, some guy with a mullet. I started laughing when i saw it, but then started to feel bad when i realized she had dumped me for a mullet.
 
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2009-07-16 12:59:45 PM
theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat jheri curl.

FTFY and let your Soooooul Gloooow.
 
Isildur
2009-07-16 01:03:03 PM
The least he could have done was wear some pants.
 
Sticky Hands
2009-07-16 01:08:42 PM
BlorfMaster: My ex GF walked into the bar the other night with her new boy, some guy with a mullet. I started laughing when i saw it, but then started to feel bad when i realized she had dumped me for a mullet.

A++ Many guffaws were had.

..and then the painful memories of being dumped for a man that looked like Gollumn with Michael Jackson's nose come to mind.
 
LeroyBourne
2009-07-16 01:09:25 PM
PBR t-shirt would have been epic.
 
Klund
2009-07-16 01:12:55 PM
Office on the front, party on the back.
 
b04155
2009-07-16 01:14:57 PM
Bro-in-law ran a company that specialized in security, but also the occasional removal/collection of a person (live, not dead type removal... but as in they won't leave the property themselves).

He had shirts with BDRT in huge type across the back. It stood for Baby's Daddy Removal Team.
 
coolbeans56
2009-07-16 01:24:50 PM
Rib: If only he had this shirt he would have gotten away with it all.

Sigh.... my dad has that t-Shirt....

*Head hangs in shame*
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2009-07-16 01:34:13 PM
This makes perfect sense, since "PICK UP DRY CLEANING" is on the bank robber's seven things to do today list
 
DeepDownHounds
2009-07-16 02:50:45 PM
Well, you know he's an idiot if he's buying those cheap, hackneyed t-shirts from Steve & Barry's.
 
Power Skunk
2009-07-16 08:03:03 PM
"Mullet removal team"
He can have my mullet when he shaves it off my decapitated head! If he still has arms to shave with.
 
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