daychilde: I'll take a President who throws a ball a bit wimpily over a President that send our soldiers off to die in a worthless stupid invasion anyday.

I think misplaced machismo and homophobia is responsible for more bad decisions than anything else on Earth.

Girls throw harder and with better accuracy.

This is an outrage; up there in the "high crimes and misdemeanors" ranks, along with spicy mustard, his daughter's T-shirt and looking at a woman's butt!

If I wanted a President who can pitch well I'd vote for Roy Halladay.

/don't watch Scarborough, could his "complaint" been said tongue in cheek?

Actually, from the angle they showed on Fox's coverage of the game last night, it looked like a good throw, with a nice fluid motion. Then I saw different angles on the internets, and it looked pretty wimpy. Damn liberal Fox!

So he's into a different game(p) (vid)

Gamer Grrrl: Yes, we do.

/Catcher
//could nail second from home without standing up
///please don't turn that into something sexual

Sexual innuendo or not, that's hot.

Well, of course! They only played soccer in Kenya where he was born and at the Indonesian Muslin madrassah Barry Soreto attended (Karl Marx Middle School -- go Fighting Proletariats!) when he renounced his non-existent U.S. citizenship!

This was all part of the long-term plan he used as he coerced the Hawaiian government into changing their state laws to prevent him from being able to release the "true" birth certificate he had manufactured by the KGB to fool the entire U.S. government into allowing him to run for president!

First, of course, he had to change his Muslin name to something that would be easily sellable to the gullible "flyovers" in the American Heartland so the KGB/Islamofascists chose the all-American name "Barack Hussein Obama!"

/did I get them all?

p-e-t-e: Goddamn...people can't even have a little fun picking on B.O.'s throwing motion now without being accused of partisanship?

No shiat. Apparently, they can't even proclaim that the ability to throw a pitch is irrelevant to the job without being accused of partisanship, either!

Waaaah!! It only works one way! You're a VICTIM!!1!

elchip: Another unhinged take on the pitch:


The pitch was clearly filmed from the Grassy Knoll, and again from above the triple overpass. There is no way that the pitch could have been filmed from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book depository. The view would have been blocked by the live oaks. If you look closely, when he throws, that his arm goes back and to the left...

Back, and to the left...

back and to the left...

back and to the left...

The only explanation is that Obama killed JFK.

How do you like your messiah now, lib-tards?

Rush was on this shiat for farkin' EVER today.

"George Bush threw like a MAN! Obama throws like a girl!" Blah blah. For minutes.

I saw it. His pitch wasn't anywhere near as good as George W Bush's first pitch after 9/11. George W Bush would get utterly schooled in basketball. I'd put my money on Bush for bowling, golf, billiards and possibly darts, and Obama for a swimming competition. None of these things matter, at all, regarding farking ANYTHING.

The GOP Core Philosophy: Offer nothing more to the American people other than fifth grade insults. Fail to Get Elected.

For a pretty young guy to not reach the plate is pretty weak.


It doesn't say anything about him personally, but it's a pretty damn wussy throw


The people who feel a need to defend Obama and lambaste the people making fun are just as stupid as the people who are using it as a serious point of criticism.

I bet Sarah Palin would have shaken off Pujols' signs, checked the runner at first, then reared back and thrown a 102MPH heater, tailing away, that painted the outside corner. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LEADERS DO.





Palin/Rice 2012: biatches With Pitches

Squawker: daychilde: I'll take a President who throws a ball a bit wimpily over a President that send our soldiers off to die in a worthless stupid invasion anyday.

This just in: Afghanistan death toll hits all time high for July.

Damn that Obama for starting these wars and putting us in this position.

Baseball is a shiatty sport anyway. Call me when Obama whiffs a 35 yard field goal.

Foreign leaders all over the world will see this wimpy, girlish pitch and conclude The Obamessiah is weak, and easily intimidated...all is lost.

/many Bothans died learning how to pitch authoritatively