guvnor: Still a better driver than Kelsey Grammer.
jkovac02: And Ted Kennedy
KelvinTheClown: Augie Smith approves.
ram.1500: I would NEVER let my 11 yr.old drive if I were in no condition to./His feet couldn't never reach the pedals until he was 15!
jn1512: ram.1500: I would NEVER let my 11 yr.old drive if I were in no condition to./His feet couldn't never reach the pedals until he was 15!One does not simply drive into Mordor.
T-Luv: I woulda blamed it all on the kid. Tell the cop the kid is holding you hostage. Kids are farkin crazy these days, he would buy it.
jtown: One time, my dad and I were fly fishing and we'd walked quite a ways downstream from where we'd started. I went to the truck to get lunch and dad said, "You should move the truck closer." Being 11 or 12, I knew better than to check for sarcasm. I hiked a mile or so back to the truck, fired it up, and drove to a pullout close to where we were fishing. At the end of the day, dad started hiking back to where he'd parked that morning. "Where are you going? Truck's right there." ... "Oh, shiat. I didn't think you'd really do it. I was just kidding!"But I knew I was in the clear. Dad told me to move the truck. I moved the truck. He couldn't back down because then I'd be free to question anything he told me to do. "Why didn't you mow the lawn?" "I thought you were kidding."Dad was very careful about what he said after that day.
MJP: Who is driving?Oh my God 11 year old is driving!How can that be?!
Maxor: If the kid was doing a moderately decent job of driving 3 cheers for them both.
JRaynor: Butterfinger: ApprovesI know 'nothing is obscure on fark' but; that was most impressive./also -- came here for Augie Smith references, I was not disappointed
crm114: 11-year-old driving drunk father home > Drunk father driving and killing himself and 11-year-oldAnd no, not being drunk isn't an option if you have an 11-year-old a kid of any age.
JRaynor: I know 'nothing is obscure on fark' but; that was most impressive.
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