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(The Morning Call)   Bartender to woman: "You're cut off." Woman: :HONK HONK:   (mcall.com) divider line 60
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2009-07-13 03:58:21 PM
She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA
 
2009-07-13 04:01:42 PM
Sgt Otter: She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA


Have you ever watched the family guy movie?
 
2009-07-13 05:03:04 PM
OKAY SUBBY, i laughed.
+1
 
2009-07-13 05:39:45 PM
I'll be back.
 
2009-07-13 05:42:28 PM
You know, I was a bartender for a few years back in College and never cut anyone off. In fact, I was only cut off once and that was in CT.
 
2009-07-13 05:42:47 PM
AFFLACK!
 
2009-07-13 05:43:19 PM
Sgt Otter: She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA


That's totally what I assumed, too.
 
2009-07-13 05:45:01 PM
The State Police at Frackville were on the case...

(so wanted that to be Farkville)

/kicks dirt
 
2009-07-13 05:45:22 PM
She sounds like fun.
 
Bf+
2009-07-13 05:47:35 PM
www.nndb.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-07-13 05:48:23 PM
ski9600: She sounds like fun.

Cupid.com Profile:

Dislikes: Know-it-all bartenders, substance abuse counselors
Likes: Drive Ins, Jager Bombs
 
2009-07-13 05:49:19 PM
So even though she showed visible signs of intoxication, the bartender kicked her out...presumably, to let her drive home?

/Didn't read whole article
 
2009-07-13 05:50:25 PM
stonedgopher.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-07-13 05:50:27 PM
www.cyberpunkreview.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-07-13 05:51:15 PM
Came for Skeeter, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-07-13 05:51:32 PM
Was it her?
www.clowneckie.com
 
2009-07-13 05:52:00 PM
Amatukaze: So even though she showed visible signs of intoxication, the bartender kicked her out...presumably, to let her drive home?

/Didn't read whole article


Seems so. Maybe no one liked her and they were hoping she would die? If so, that plan sure did backfire...
 
2009-07-13 05:52:25 PM
Youtube compilation of hot chicks crashing itno bars.
Link (new window)
 
2009-07-13 05:53:24 PM
Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK
 
2009-07-13 05:54:17 PM
Mr.Hawk: Amatukaze: So even though she showed visible signs of intoxication, the bartender kicked her out...presumably, to let her drive home?

/Didn't read whole article

Seems so. Maybe no one liked her and they were hoping she would die? If so, that plan sure did backfire...


If I was her I would sue the bar for letting me get behind the wheel!

/This is AMERICA!
 
2009-07-13 05:54:22 PM
japlemon: ski9600: She sounds like fun.

Cupid.com Profile:

Dislikes: Know-it-all bartenders, substance abuse counselors
Likes: Drive Ins, Jager Bombs


Dislikes: disc brakes
 
2009-07-13 05:54:27 PM
Amatukaze: So even though she showed visible signs of intoxication, the bartender kicked her out...presumably, to let her drive home?

/Didn't read whole article


"she showed visible signs of intoxication" is really vague. Maybe she was puking and he just wanted her out.

Besides, I don't think he'd be responsible for it if he kicked her out and she drove drunk and got killed. Maybe he could be sued, but I don't know who'd win.
 
2009-07-13 05:57:28 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Sgt Otter: She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA

Have you ever watched the family guy movie?


Have you ever watched "Honkbag" the movie?
 
2009-07-13 05:57:39 PM
I'd be awfully pissed if I went to a bar, paid their outrageous mark-up on liquor only to have them tell me to leave when the effects of said liquor started to kick in.

Not serving someone is one thing, kicking them out for being drunk after you gave them the liquor to get drunk is another.
 
2009-07-13 05:57:46 PM
vudukungfu
damn, watchin that makes my arms and legs tingle and hurt all at the same time,,,,thanx
 
2009-07-13 05:57:59 PM
HONK HONK
http://tinyurl.com/lhz3ca
(copy and paste)
 
2009-07-13 05:58:19 PM
Charges of driving under the influence of alcohol or controlled substance are pending blood test results, state police said.
www.nndb.com
 
2009-07-13 05:59:54 PM
Here for the tit fondling.

/guess I gotta fondle my own (man) tits.
 
2009-07-13 05:59:59 PM
I saw a drunk woman do this once. I was standing outside a neighboring bar when she rammed the garage gate to get out of paying the fine, rolled across the street and plowed through the plate glass window.

She got out and acted like it was somebody else's fault.
 
2009-07-13 06:01:15 PM
i141.photobucket.com

You rang?
 
2009-07-13 06:02:05 PM
Treygreen13: I saw a drunk woman do this once. I was standing outside a neighboring bar when she rammed the garage gate to get out of paying the fine, rolled across the street and plowed through the plate glass window.

She got out and acted like it was somebody else's fault.


No need to be redundant. You already said she was a woman.
 
2009-07-13 06:02:21 PM
Translation: She started making a nuisance of herself.
 
2009-07-13 06:02:39 PM
cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK


Why wait until next week for the breast exam? I could do it for you tomorrow.
 
2009-07-13 06:02:46 PM
Tenebreux: Uchiha_Cycliste: Sgt Otter: She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA

Have you ever watched the family guy movie?

Have you ever watched "Honkbag" the movie?


No... but it sure feels like a trap. I think I don't want to look up what/if this movie is about.
 
2009-07-13 06:03:54 PM
Unknown_Poltroon: Translation: She started making a nuisance of herself.
 
2009-07-13 06:04:09 PM
cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK


I don't know how you women can live with those things.
 
2009-07-13 06:04:39 PM
Sgt Otter: She grabbed her boobs at him?

/DNRTFA


Came for this, and got it in the Boobies.

/Thanks, filter.
 
2009-07-13 06:05:57 PM
dead_dangler: Treygreen13: I saw a drunk woman do this once. I was standing outside a neighboring bar when she rammed the garage gate to get out of paying the fine, rolled across the street and plowed through the plate glass window.

She got out and acted like it was somebody else's fault.

No need to be redundant. You already said she was a woman.


If I was worried about being redundant, I would have left out the part where she wrecked her car too.
 
2009-07-13 06:06:41 PM
When I lived in Baton Rouge a few years back I came up on a accident at the corner 7-11. Apparently a very drunk woman walked inside and tried to buy booze. The clerk behind the counter refused to serve her because she was drunk and began calling the police. She stormed out, got into her car, threw it into gear and punched the gas. Unfortunately for her she threw the car into drive and drove all the way through the store and against the back wall. Suspended license, no insurance and drunk as five mexicans on payday. I miss Louisiana sometimes.

/Mexican, so I can make Mexican jokes.
//So can you. I don't mind
///El Slashie-o por el win-o!!!
 
2009-07-13 06:09:03 PM
"Sheppton", "Schuylkill County", "East Union Township", "Frackville"...
Attention reporters: You should include the name of a state to add context to your story on the internet.
 
2009-07-13 06:13:14 PM
dead_dangler: cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK

I don't know how you women can live with those things.


I'm just glad God got tired of udders before he started to create women.
 
2009-07-13 06:19:43 PM
Sheppton, PA
Schuylkill County, PA
East Union Township, PA
Frackville, PA
 
2009-07-13 06:19:45 PM
cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK


There are air horn honks, pickup truck honks, bicycle horn honks. Mine are so small there's no sound at all, just a high-pitch tweet audible only to canines. I can't go to a dog pound when it's below 60 degrees out.
 
2009-07-13 06:21:57 PM
sdoorex: cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK

Why wait until next week for the breast exam? I could do it for you tomorrow.


Only if you accept my insurance.

I was just wondering... what happens when you touch an older woman's boobs...

AHOOGA AHOOGA (?)
 
2009-07-13 06:23:26 PM
SHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2009-07-13 06:25:04 PM
content.ytmnd.com
 
2009-07-13 06:26:25 PM
cowgirl toffee: sdoorex: cowgirl toffee: Next week, I have the annual OB/GYN appointment.
Normally, I don't look forward to this.
But now, I can't wait till he starts the breast exam.
HONK HONK

Why wait until next week for the breast exam? I could do it for you tomorrow.

Only if you accept my insurance.

I was just wondering... what happens when you touch an older woman's boobs...

AHOOGA AHOOGA (?)


I think it's more of a slide whistle.
 
2009-07-13 06:26:47 PM
I hate being cut off, this should have a hero tag.
 
2009-07-13 06:27:40 PM
Link (new window)
 
2009-07-13 06:30:35 PM
Same thing happened to a friend of mine while she was a bartender. To give you an idea of what a dive the place was, it STAYED OPEN for the rest of the night with the car still halfway into the building and a giant hole in the wall.
 
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