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(Cosmiverse)   Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus   (cosmiverse.com) divider line 48
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2003-02-24 05:15:48 PM
[dons nerd glasses] Men have been working on Venus since the Mariner probes! DUH!

I'm asking to get beat up.
2003-02-24 05:17:00 PM
2003-02-24 05:18:48 PM
Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus

Oh PLEASE! C'mon already.... this is so far from believable that it's funny in a sad kind of way.

I mean, really, Women.....working?!?!...
2003-02-24 05:52:03 PM
Can't be, there's no planet between the kitchen and the bedroom....

2003-02-24 08:57:23 PM
Mars, a peaceful planet, but with intense negotiation every 28 days.
2003-02-24 08:59:00 PM
Make that agressive negotiation, Dorf
2003-02-24 08:59:45 PM
Mars sucks.

Pluto #1!
2003-02-24 09:00:44 PM
2003-02-24 09:01:37 PM
2003-02-24 09:02:20 PM
I don't want to explore Mars by proxy with robots. I want to stand on another planet and see it all with my own eyes, goddammit.
2003-02-24 09:04:42 PM
my dick needs women.

wait, is that relevent to the topic at hand?
2003-02-24 09:05:24 PM
Well, this article is too damned late. If the show aired on the 19th, I sure as fark can't watch it.
2003-02-24 09:05:42 PM
I knew it.
2003-02-24 09:06:06 PM
wait, is that relevent to the topic at hand?

It sounds like your hand is extremely relevant to your dick
2003-02-24 09:07:35 PM
why are we suddenly being punished with cosmiverse links again? someone start up the old sponsorship deal again? couldn't we get science articles from a non-tabloid?
2003-02-24 09:08:39 PM
Cosmiverse, hello old friend, still traveling in packs?
2003-02-24 09:10:56 PM
A publication with a name like "Cosmiverse News" just screams hard to believe. On the other hand, they could cook the food and clean the barracks for the workers.
Women, don't hate me, I'm not serious.
2003-02-24 09:11:23 PM
All your science are belong to Cosmiverse and Pravda
2003-02-24 09:12:30 PM
Cosmiverse appears again. Long time no see often.
2003-02-24 09:14:15 PM
Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus

headline gets a 7 on the humor scale. i groaned audibly.
2003-02-24 09:14:50 PM
In other news, the Bat-Boy has been found in company with the Sasquatch. They were spotted witnessing the birth of a newborn from a mummified corpse in Egypt.
2003-02-24 09:17:18 PM
So they need engineers? Before you get too excited, there's something you need to know. NASA will not necessarily pay you what you're worth, you're limited to 10% above your current/previous salary. And it doesn't matter if you're coming from Kentucky's Pelagra Belt and were only making 25k to begin with.
2003-02-24 09:18:36 PM
its about time.... somebody needs to clean up all that red dust!

my wife would kill me if she knew I posted this....
2003-02-24 09:20:10 PM
Mars doesn't need any work done, it looks just fine the way it is. Damn our empty, soul scarring and media driven culture!
2003-02-24 09:25:17 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure a man worked on this. It's been a while, so I don't remember.

2003-02-24 09:36:58 PM
Working on Venus...

Sign me up! It is a cold hard fact (vague early 40s science fiction bullcrap) that Venum is filled with large-breasted hookers. Of course, they are evil, and want to enslave all men in the universe, but, hey, you take oddly-colored alien chicks where you can get them.
2003-02-24 09:37:25 PM
Yeah, but they're all fat women who only go there to see the big mound resembling Elvis' face.
2003-02-24 09:38:22 PM
I mean, really, Women.....working

says he posting on fark boards during work hours....
2003-02-24 09:38:29 PM
GIS for 'Mars'
2003-02-24 09:40:03 PM
NOOOOOO! I thought Cosmiverse was gone forever!
2003-02-24 09:43:44 PM
Women on Mars! hahahaha, Like NASA would allow them to fly a space ship...
2003-02-24 09:55:32 PM
Still waiting for TotalCosmiverse.
2003-02-24 10:01:50 PM
Women on Mars! hahahaha, Like NASA would allow them to fly a space ship...

What's next, letting them vote?
2003-02-24 10:09:18 PM
Mars is a long way to go to get handcuffed to a toilet.
2003-02-24 10:12:33 PM
You are right, Gary.

Women, even as we speak, are getting ready for a revolt. A virus targeting the Y chromosome has long been made, and is ready for release. It is actually in every "nuclear" warhead the world has, stuck in there by conniving women, and will release when World War III starts. .

With the invention of Cloning, the recent Stem-Cell research, and Lesbianism, men are no longer needed. Those few who survive the virus will be given a forced sex change, and then mind-wiped. Possibly, because of the fact that cloning seems to be back-firing, a few men may be kept as sperm-factories, but will be reduced to a vegetable state mentally, so they do not revolt. Eventually, cloning will be mastered, and these "producers" killed.

Afterwards, mankind will die out, as our very existence will then be bound to technology, and thus several huge cataclysms that would otherwise have sent us back a century or so will destroy us.

Stupid-non-forward-thinking broads.
2003-02-24 10:35:42 PM
Surely you jest.
2003-02-24 10:37:29 PM
Nerdy girls rock.
2003-02-24 10:38:47 PM
True enough, Tlenon. I'll drink to that.
2003-02-24 10:45:23 PM
GaryPDXThere's no response because you're cutting too close... the farkettes will divulge no information regarding the upcoming revolt. Uh-oh.
I hope I'm sufficient to land in the 3rd pool of GaryPDX's possible future.
2003-02-24 11:06:02 PM

She get my vote for Nerdy Girl!
2003-02-24 11:09:05 PM

DOH, One more try for my vote for Nerdy Girl...
2003-02-24 11:09:42 PM
I'm a failure! This is why women rule!
2003-02-24 11:18:36 PM
A Farkette responds...

Eager polemicists
Argue with feminists.
Makes them turn pale.

Female geneticists
And NASA physicists
And cyberneticists
Needn't be male.
2003-02-24 11:29:43 PM
Oh yeah? Well you're just a no good, lousy monkey.
2003-02-24 11:34:45 PM
When I rule the world, I'll make NASA get to work on terraforming Mars and Venus, use Venus for weapons testing, and Mars as a backup planet, in case I screw up and destroy Earth. I can't imagine how I could make the big a mistake, unless I gather up all the Cesium of the world, find a way to safely contain it in one place, then let it loose! Bwahahahaha! Or, if that doesn't work, I could just detonate all the nuclear weapons around the globe. Or send a massive drilling team to dig a truly epic scale hole into the Earth's core. I could think up more ways in no time, but it's not like that's my first priority.
2003-02-24 11:38:38 PM
Or, if not NASA, Microsoft. Maybe Wal-Mart.
2003-02-24 11:41:24 PM
Women working on Mars. No word if men are working on Venus

Yes, but both women and men have Uranus licked.

2003-02-24 11:44:52 PM
Ba-dum PISH!
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