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2009-07-12 03:54:08 AM
SupremeLeader:
Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.


See, it's shiat like that that makes me wish I could force a belief on you and get you kicked out of the atheists' club. The rest of us are here because we're trying to get away arguments like that, jackass.
 
2009-07-12 03:57:55 AM
NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

Nor do we need atheist bigots. One is not better than the other.


As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed.
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL atheist!
 
2009-07-12 03:59:12 AM
ASlyLittleFox: SupremeLeader:
Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

See, it's shiat like that that makes me wish I could force a belief on you and get you kicked out of the atheists' club. The rest of us are here because we're trying to get away arguments like that, jackass.


This atheist is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.
 
2009-07-12 03:59:26 AM
SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over
 
2009-07-12 04:01:30 AM
NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over


Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.
 
2009-07-12 04:01:51 AM
NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?
 
2009-07-12 04:02:12 AM
SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.


Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.
 
2009-07-12 04:02:16 AM
SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.


OK ... intelligent discussion is always welcome. Diverse opinions are respected. Humorous derision is expected and appreciated. But you sir have proven yourself to be an idiot troll, and now hold the honor of being the only farker on my ignore list. Enjoy your pathetic, warped life.
 
2009-07-12 04:04:03 AM
NEDM: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.


You didn't notice that I was merely paraphrasing "Star Wars" quotes?
Oh, dear.
 
2009-07-12 04:04:32 AM
anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.


Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol
 
2009-07-12 04:04:40 AM
Troggie42: i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen?

day 1: marijuana legalized, RONPAUL nominated and confirmed The Risen Jesus by a vote of 3 to 2.
days 2-7: sleeping it off
day 7: lone far right winger that's actually serious manages to find his pants, shoes, and launch codes, obliterates 23 states.
 
2009-07-12 04:05:07 AM
One more, just for good measure:

www.allhatnocattle.net
 
2009-07-12 04:06:01 AM
prince of peas: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: prince of peas: gothelder: jdmac: Sorry buddy but going after a groups religion is a bad idea. In Fly over country and down south, Christianity is huge. Also, look at the mega churches and christian tv networks. The only way to de-christianize America would require Soviet style programs, and I do not think the progressive movement is that far down the road to serfdom.

Hey I am for concentration camps Nazi style for the Christians. They think they are going to a better place anyway, so might as well give them a hand.

To do any less would be well, Un-Christian of me.

Has it occurred to anyone here that President Obama is a church-going active Christian who sought the Christian vote? Not all Christians are right wing nuts.

/Not a Christian
//NTTAWWT

Christians are gullible, so it makes sense to appeal to them.
Especially if you don't believe in that nonsense.

Dude, we get it. You're an atheist. You don't have to be a dick about it.

The Christians are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Ummm .. please read my post. I am not a Christian.
I just find it difficult to believe that any human can be that bigoted to believe that all Christians are evil. President Obama's views are the polar opposite of the values and lifestyles in which Christians are often portrayed on Fark, yet no one seems to acknowledge his belief, and regular observance, of Christianity (Mooslim jokes aside).

/Bigots always believe the other guy is the bigot.

Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

OK ... intelligent discussion is always welcome. Diverse opinions are respected. Humorous derision is expected and appreciated. But you sir have proven yourself to be an idiot troll, and now hold the honor of being the only farker on my ignore list. Enjoy your pathetic, warped life.


I thought you'd figure out that I was paraphrasing "Star Wars" quotes with "Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL atheist!", but I guess Star Wars isn't as popular as it used to be...
 
2009-07-12 04:07:02 AM
SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: NEDM: SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

And before you even start, I'm Eastern Orthodox. Practically noone else particularly likes particular type of Christianity(which is the closest to the original church, I might add). Even the Catholics don't particularly like us. The whole point of this rant is that atheists are not the only target for fundie bigotry.

/rant over

Your feeble rants are no match for the power of the Atheist Side.

Oh. You're just being silly. How foolish of me to have not noticed.

You didn't notice that I was merely paraphrasing "Star Wars" quotes?
Oh, dear.


Sorry. Got scared by a roach*. Not thinking straight.

*What? Everyone is allowed one unfounded fear in their life.
 
2009-07-12 04:07:41 AM
anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?


lol, i wasnt even reading any of that, but now that you mention it...

golf clap for supremeleader. well played sir.
 
2009-07-12 04:08:06 AM
SupremeLeader: Christian bigots. We don't need that scum.

img1.fark.net
 
2009-07-12 04:08:54 AM
anfrind: NEDM, ASlyLittleFox:

You do realize that SupremeLeader is responding to everything you say with nothing but movie quotes at this point, right?


Yeah, but... he keeps pulling them out, it was starting to get impressive. I in the middle of typing up a snarky comment about Christian advances to art and architecture just to see if he could keep it up, but he's stopped doing it now. The magic's over.
 
2009-07-12 04:08:58 AM
Troggie42: fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week?

*I* think it would be more like the scene in Johnny English where Atkinson is dancing half-naked in his bathroom, unaware as the world watches.
 
2009-07-12 04:09:14 AM
willicus: anfrind: willicus: Lol, whatever. It's common knowledge that you libs Republicans attack anyone who doesn't bow down to your moslem messiah moose lady. She Obama seems like a real shoot from the hip, tell-it-like-it-is gal guy. Bet y'all are scared shiatless ;)

FTFY.

Seriously. Go take a long look in the mirror before you embarrass yourself any further.

Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol


Typical Republican. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you accuse me of everything that you yourself are guilty of.

Ah, screw it. You're obviously incapable of critical thinking, so I'm wasting my time by arguing with you.
 
2009-07-12 04:10:16 AM
Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)
 
2009-07-12 04:11:38 AM
willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.
 
2009-07-12 04:12:25 AM
neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through.


Ugh, here we go again...
 
2009-07-12 04:13:07 AM
neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?


The NSA would be run by Ceiling Cat?
 
2009-07-12 04:16:17 AM
neilbradley: Troggie42: lol, politics. i wonder what would happen if a fark politics thread was told to rule the country for a week? what would happen? it would surely be entertaining until we had to live with it.

Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through. We'd combine new activites, like eating bacon and farking. When not farking, we'd require daily "nudity class" and hang out at strip joints. We'd only serve beer, and squirrels would be easy to catch due to their oversized testicles. And Admiral Akbar speed trap pop-ups along the side of the road would be mandatory to warn you of an upcoming speed trap. A submitter gets his shiat jumped for using an apostrophe incorrectly. Am I missing anything else? What other Fark cliche can we throw in, here?

Basically, a right wing Republican's worst nightmare, which makes me think it wouldn't be so bad. ;-)


see, i tried to do something fun, and you had to throw politics in it in a politics thread. jeez, some people. this is why we can't have nice things. besides, you can't alter the genetics of every squirrel in the world in a week, the logistics of catching ONE squirrel are daunting enough.

seriously though, we need to get on that admiral ackbar thing, at least. i loves me some speeding, and that would cut my commutes everywhere down substantially, and give me driving lulz, so win-win.
 
2009-07-12 04:17:56 AM
WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.


So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.
 
2009-07-12 04:20:52 AM
ASlyLittleFox: WhyteRaven74:
You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

So, am I alone in thinking that it would be the most bad-ass thing ever if Obama actually converted to Islam?

No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.


No. Because that might be the thing that motivates the potential snipers to get off their fat asses.
 
2009-07-12 04:25:46 AM
ASlyLittleFox: No seriously, just think about it for a minute - if he gets a second term, and three years in, the economy starts to recover (I know it's wishful thinking, leave me alone), and then he gets up and says "You know what? I AM a Muslim now." Would be the biggest "fark you" to right-wing fundies ever; the only way to top that would be if he did that and then immediately turned around and made out with Rush's mom.

If he wanted to give an even bigger "fark you" to the right-wing fundies, he'd convert to atheism.
 
2009-07-12 04:26:43 AM
neilbradley: Well, most of the religious types would get a beatdown mandated by law, which really wouldn't be a bad thing for all the shiat they've put the world through.

so you're butthurt about something that happened centuries ago?

you're worse than the idiots who ask current admins of assorted nations to apologise for what their forefathers did many moons ago

illogical morons like you need to be shackled and ridiculed along with fundies
 
2009-07-12 04:27:36 AM
WhyteRaven74: willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.


He's a dirty Chicago pol. I'm not saying he's not a citizen, but look at the facts. His father and stepfather were Moslems. He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem
 
2009-07-12 04:29:18 AM
willicus: WhyteRaven74: willicus: Typical lib. Can't answer my comments (because, deep down, you know I'm right), so you use that tired 'fixed it' meme. Maybe you should look in the mirror, lol

You may want to try to be factually accurate first. Like dropping the whole Obama is Moslem thing.

He's a dirty Chicago pol. I'm not saying he's not a citizen, but look at the facts. His father and stepfather were Moslems. He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem


And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?
 
2009-07-12 04:31:57 AM
NEDM: And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?

you know that right wingnutts don't count any church that would allow black people into it as a real Christian church.
 
2009-07-12 04:32:07 AM
SomeoneDumb: I'm no gun hater (have a few), but for the life of me I can't imagine few things more boring than a call-in radio show about firearms.

Is Alaska, really, that boring?


I can't imagine a call-in show about anything physical that wouldn't be boring.
 
2009-07-12 04:32:29 AM
Sarah Palin is about as deep and transparent as a snippet of cling wrap.
 
2009-07-12 04:33:17 AM
Palin hints at plan to splinter republican party?

God I love this incredibly stupid woman.
 
2009-07-12 04:33:27 AM
Alphax: I can't imagine a call-in show about anything physical that wouldn't be boring.


i would think that a call in show about butt plugs and nipple piercings would be very interesting.
 
2009-07-12 04:35:21 AM
cardex: NEDM: And yet... he went to a radical Christian church for years. So, was he a true believer of that? Or just faking?

you know that right wingnutts don't count any church that would allow black people into it as a real Christian church.


Sooo.... he is a secret Ra worshiper?
 
2009-07-12 04:38:38 AM
NEDM: No. Because that might be the thing that motivates the potential snipers to get off their fat asses.

Sure, but what's a horrific national tragedy next to a really good 'your mom' joke?

Besides, too many people in this country have too many retarded ideas about Islam. After the initial shock, once people realize that a Muslim president isn't driving the country into the ground, Islam may finally get some decent press on this side of the Atlantic, which would do leagues of good towards reducing the ignorance and xenophobia towards the religion. Could you imagine? A world where everyone on the other side of the planet isn't seen as some kind of infidel sub-human?


But also it would be a really good 'your mom' joke.
 
2009-07-12 04:38:45 AM
NEDM: Sooo.... he is a secret Ra worshiper?

no Ra was killed in the movie, he probably worships Apophis or Sokar
 
2009-07-12 04:40:23 AM
willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah
 
2009-07-12 04:42:40 AM
ASlyLittleFox: But also it would be a really good 'your mom' joke.

Your mom is a secret Muslim. Huh huh huh!

Hmm...doesn't quite have the right ring to it.
 
2009-07-12 04:43:37 AM
at80eighty: So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

There is no logic.
 
2009-07-12 04:43:38 AM
at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah


Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.
 
2009-07-12 04:43:39 AM
at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah


You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?
 
2009-07-12 04:45:49 AM
willicus: He was born into it.

Not really he wasn't. He wasn't raised in the faith at all. Being born to a Moslem father doesn't really mean jack when that father ups and leaves so early on. Also, Obama isn't entirely liked by the Chicago pols. He went straight for state office then the US Senate. No local political office at all. On top of it no political appointments.
 
2009-07-12 04:46:54 AM
ASlyLittleFox: Original sin, etc

Original sin is a Christian invention.

was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

That's also something tacked on well after the fact.
 
2009-07-12 04:47:39 AM
Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

so everyone that lived for the first 98000 years of human history went right to hell and now only the 20% of the world population that believe exactly what you do have any chance of not going there.......something does not add up with this but i cant put my finger on it.
 
2009-07-12 04:48:02 AM
NEDM: You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?


Was it all the jews? I thought he only grabbed one or two big names, but my knowledge is all sort of off-hand so I'm not really sure.

anfrind: Your mom is a secret Muslim. Huh huh huh!

Hmm...doesn't quite have the right ring to it.


Come on, he's the President, you know he's got the resources to pull it off.
 
2009-07-12 04:48:44 AM
NEDM: at80eighty: willicus: He was born into it. And once a Moslem, always a Moslem

So by that logic anyone before jesus goes right to hell, yes? I've always wanted to party with noah

You forgot that Jesus descended into Hell after his crucifiction to lead the Jews who died before he was born into Heaven.

/was that ever mentioned anywhere else besides Inferno?


Didn't Billy Baldwin mention it in Backdraft?
 
2009-07-12 04:49:01 AM
ragekage: skookum: I'm warning you again, liberals, leave these people alone, after all, they will be ruling your country very very soon. You might want to drop the snark and show some respect voluntarily while you still have the optoin.

B-b-b-b-but decent is the highest form of patriotic!


THIS!
 
2009-07-12 04:49:37 AM
cardex: Actually, yeah, anyone before Jesus goes to hell. Original sin, etc. That's.... that's sort of why he died on the cross, was so our sins would be purified and we all wouldn't have to go to hell anymore.

so everyone that lived for the first 98000 years of human history went right to hell and now only the 20% of the world population that believe exactly what you do have any chance of not going there.......something does not add up with this but i cant put my finger on it.


Is it that your length of human history is off by 92000 years?
 
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