It's remarkable what the body can do when confronted with physical trauma. Your endocrine system and your cardiopulmonary system start going nuts in order to counter the pain and deal with the trauma. Panic, shock, and that feeling of "Sh*t, I dun busted myself up real good!" It's no wonder this guy's brain essentially said, "I've got to deal with this, you go to sleep now and stay out of my way."

Argh_Dammit: I pulled my finger out once and it was bad also. I wasn't driving at the time tho, so yay.

Was she as big as a bus??

DslainteC: It's remarkable what the body can do when confronted with physical trauma. Your endocrine system and your cardiopulmonary system start going nuts in order to counter the pain and deal with the trauma. Panic, shock, and that feeling of "Sh*t, I dun busted myself up real good!" It's no wonder this guy's brain essentially said, "I've got to deal with this, you go to sleep now and stay out of my way."

The tip of one of my index fingers was sliced off once and I had a very similar reaction as this bus driver...but since I was driving a Bradley at the time in Kuwait, I kind of had to stay awake and deal with it.

Did his finger smell bad?

I pulled my finger out-and I knew it was bad, pretty bad.

This reminds me of the time I hooked up with that gal with hemophilia

That's what happens when you fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties.

That's why you don't adjust the seat while the bus is moving. Proper use of tag, subby. Well played.

Link is farked.

Hang on folks

Link is farked. I'm guessing it's UFIA?

gorgor: That's what happens when you fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties.

Sir, yes sir!

GoBadgers: Link is farked. I'm guessing it's UFIA?

Bus driver crushed his finger trying to get his seat back where it was supposed to be (old steel seat shifting) and passed out.
Then he was cited for inattentive driving.

I'm lovin Lovie Leon's name from tfa.

Thats just bad asseded

/finger lickin good yall

wyrlss: Bus driver crushed his finger trying to get his seat back where it was supposed to be (old steel seat shifting) and passed out.
Then he was cited for inattentive driving.

Some days, you can't win for losing.

Mateorocks: ...but since I was driving a Bradley at the time in Kuwait, I kind of had to stay awake and deal with it.

Was Bradley the guy's name or is it your code name for ass?

/I keed

IXI Jim IXI: wyrlss: Bus driver crushed his finger trying to get his seat back where it was supposed to be (old steel seat shifting) and passed out.
Then he was cited for inattentive driving.

Some days, you can't win for losing.

Yeah. I'm wondering when it says "cited for inattentive driving" if that means by the cops. And what kind of crap he's getting from his employer about it.

IXI Jim IXI: wyrlss: Bus driver crushed his finger trying to get his seat back where it was supposed to be (old steel seat shifting) and passed out.
Then he was cited for inattentive driving.

Some days, you can't win for losing.

Right? What if he crashed the bus cause he didnt adjust the seat and couldnt see over the wheel?
Sweet

THU., JUL 9, 2009 - 7:34 PM
Greyhound driver crushed finger, blacked out before crash
By PATRICIA SIMMS
608-252-6492
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The Greyhound bus driver who drove off Interstate 39-90-94 July 3 blacked out after crushing his finger while trying to adjust his seat, a State Police report says.

The official report, obtained Thursday by The Wisconsin State Journal, said the driver, Scott Sheldon, 46, of Calumet City, Ill., severely injured his finger and tendon, causing him to pass out and lose control of the bus.

Reached Thursday, Sheldon said his finger was "fine." He refused to say more.

In a statement to investigators, Sheldon said the seat dropped on his left index finger. "I pulled my finger out-and I knew it was bad, pretty bad. I asked the passenger across from me for a tissue."

Sheldon added, "It is not uncommon to have the seats move up and down. They are old steel seats that move by themselves."

The report quoted a passenger, Lovie Leon, of Hopkins, Minn., who said Sheldon slumped over the wheel as the bus accelerated through the fences and fields before coming to a stop when it hit a tree.

Leon said she was talking to Sheldon as he was trying to adjust his seat. "His seat was already down, and he was trying to lift it up," she said. In addition, she said Sheldon "got very hot and had to open his window" after he crushed his finger.

Terry Foss, a motorist from south Milwaukee who witnessed the accident, told investigators he noticed "the bus driver slumped over, almost like he was unconcscious" as the bus left the highway.

The report said 21 people were injured in the accident, four more than had been previously reported - none had life-threatening injuries.

In addition, the report said there were 55 passengers on board, plus the driver, instead of the 80 passengers officials reported last week.

The report said Sheldon had moved the bus from the right lane to the shoulder and had turned on the emergency flashers when he blacked out. Prior to the crash, "the driver severely injured his finger/tendon, causing him to black out and lose control of the bus," the report said.

The report said Sheldon was to be cited for inattentive driving.

i had my nephew pull my finger. Needless to say he passed out.

Pvt Joker: gorgor: That's what happens when you fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties.

Sir, yes sir!

LOL:)
*golf clap*

Only the dog knows for sure...

gross

could you imagine... ugh

Wanted for questioning?

/warmish

Article:"The report said 21 people were injured in the accident, four more than had been previously reported - none had life-threatening injuries. In addition, the report said there were 55 passengers on board, plus the driver, instead of the 80 passengers officials reported last week."

And...It wasn't really a bus, it was a van. Also, the driver actually injured his toe, not his finger. You know what? Forget the previous report because it sucked so bad.

Eggs Danny Thomas Style


What the hell? Whats that from?

slewfootedhoopajoo:

Eggs Danny Thomas Style


What the hell? Whats that from?

Probably the special education department for the severely physically disabled at a high school.

/because mainstreaming so works in all cases...
//*sigh*

gorgor: That's what happens when you fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties.

Win

/must get that movie.

Odd Bird: gorgor: That's what happens when you fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties.

Win

/must get that movie.

LOL, hell I like you.
You can come to my house and fark my sister!

"I pulled my finger out-and I knew it was bad, pretty bad. I asked the passenger across from me for a tissue."


That's what she said.

I'm purposely NOT going to read the article to preserve the value of this fascinating and amusing headline.

Why is it that comments about the article AT the article start at January of 2008?

Did the accident occur days ago or 18 months ago?

jayessell: Why is it that comments about the article AT the article start at January of 2008?

Did the accident occur days ago or 18 months ago?

Those are account creation dates sir, not post dates. I agree that method of date presentation is rather backwards.

I'm sure that was quite a shocker....