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2003-02-24 09:25:11 AM
Hubba hubba, I want me some of that!
*kills puppies*
 
2003-02-24 09:25:16 AM
Yea, that guy touched my testicles too! Small world.
 
2003-02-24 09:26:28 AM
The church learned of the gay ad after the Arch Bishop responded to the ad.
 
2003-02-24 09:27:14 AM
That's wrong on oh so many levels.
 
2003-02-24 09:27:58 AM
Well, at least this guy seems to just be into men, not boys.
 
2003-02-24 09:28:38 AM
so um...what was his address again? not like i'm gonna send him anything but...um...you'de let me know, right?
 
2003-02-24 09:29:17 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2003-02-24 09:29:24 AM
Now there is a shocking headline....
 
daz
2003-02-24 09:29:48 AM
For those of us not familiar with, nor wanting to become familiar with the gay lifestyle, what is a "young, TOP" man? TOP? Do I want to know?
 
2003-02-24 09:31:33 AM
Top.. as opposed to bottom. You know, -bottom-.
 
2003-02-24 09:31:51 AM
that picture has rendered my penis useless
 
2003-02-24 09:33:03 AM
OMG I should not have clicked that link. **wretching**
 
2003-02-24 09:33:31 AM
So, what's wrong with this? He's Gay and a priest equals PANIC!!!??
 
2003-02-24 09:33:36 AM
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality :)

(I agree though, he's interested in sex with adults so who cares? Most of us share that interest on some level.)

((A top gives, a bottom receives.)
 
2003-02-24 09:33:56 AM
Well lets give the guy some credit. He said he likes men ages 18-40 meaning of age :) Atleast he wasn't like most priests with the send me your children attitude :)
 
2003-02-24 09:34:18 AM
Took two days for this to hit fark, someone is slacking!;)
 
2003-02-24 09:35:22 AM
Aiiii! Mine eyes!

So let me get this straight... We have a group of grown men who are required to be celibate for their entire lives, and can't even masturbate without feeling guilty about "spilling their seed." Further, they wear long black dresses and are supposed to hold up this guy -- the "Holy Father" -- as being God on Earth.

And we're supposed to be surprised that they're farked up?
 
2003-02-24 09:35:28 AM
i think his crime wasn't anything to do with posting the ad. I think it was exposing the world to that sanity destroying photo.
 
2003-02-24 09:35:42 AM
The ad said he was looking for young men 18-40 years old. Isn't that kind of an improvement?
 
2003-02-24 09:36:20 AM
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02-24-03 09:25:11 AM Sneech
Hubba hubba, I want me some of that!
*kills puppies*
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02-24-03 09:25:16 AM IHaveAIDS
Yea, that guy touched my testicles too! Small world.
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02-24-03 09:26:28 AM Squidloe
The church learned of the gay ad after the Arch Bishop responded to the ad.
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02-24-03 09:27:14 AM Mammon
That's wrong on oh so many levels.
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02-24-03 09:27:58 AM Nabb1
Well, at least this guy seems to just be into men, not boys.
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02-24-03 09:28:38 AM G1Rl_prozac
so um...what was his address again? not like i'm gonna send him anything but...um...you'de let me know, right?
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02-24-03 09:29:17 AM BillDarryl
I'd hit it.
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02-24-03 09:29:24 AM Hielo
Now there is a shocking headline....
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02-24-03 09:29:48 AM Daz
For those of us not familiar with, nor wanting to become familiar with the gay lifestyle, what is a "young, TOP" man? TOP? Do I want to know?
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02-24-03 09:31:33 AM Xellchiri
Top.. as opposed to bottom. You know, -bottom-.
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02-24-03 09:31:51 AM Embryo66
that picture has rendered my penis useless
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02-24-03 09:32:34 AM MotherFarker
Why is it always 12:00 at the church?

Because the big hand is always on the little hand!
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02-24-03 09:33:03 AM JennyBean
OMG I should not have clicked that link. **wretching**
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02-24-03 09:33:31 AM Bugger_All
So, what's wrong with this? He's Gay and a priest equals PANIC!!!??
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02-24-03 09:33:36 AM Cola
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality :)

(I agree though, he's interested in sex with adults so who cares? Most of us share that interest on some level.)

((A top gives, a bottom receives.)
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02-24-03 09:33:56 AM Qumahlin
Well lets give the guy some credit. He said he likes men ages 18-40 meaning of age :) Atleast he wasn't like most priests with the send me your children attitude :)
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02-24-03 09:34:18 AM GratefulDead
Took two days for this to hit fark, someone is slacking!;)
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02-24-03 09:35:22 AM Revscat
Aiiii! Mine eyes!

So let me get this straight... We have a group of grown men who are required to be celibate for their entire lives, and can't even masturbate without feeling guilty about "spilling their seed." Further, they wear long black dresses and are supposed to hold up this guy -- the "Holy Father" -- as being God on Earth.

And we're supposed to be surprised that they're farked up?
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02-24-03 09:35:28 AM Embryo66
i think his crime wasn't anything to do with posting the ad. I think it was exposing the world to that sanity destroying photo.
 
2003-02-24 09:37:02 AM
oops.ummmm i think it goes without saying that i would like the mods to delete that last post.
 
2003-02-24 09:38:27 AM
i think i broke the internet
 
2003-02-24 09:39:19 AM
Wow, I really didn't need to see that pic. What a way to start the day.
 
2003-02-24 09:40:33 AM
Little Known Count Farkula Fact:

For serveral years I was an alter boy at my local catholic church (I don't practice any faith now). Let me describe the scene in my innocent youth:

jokes, little come-ons, hints, hugs, invitations to watch movies at the priests house, sexual inuendo, fondling, requests for oral sex and finally anal penetration. None of these things happenned to me. Eventually I quit when the priest failed to notice my new shower musk.

All kidding aside (But I really was an alter boy) I have a theory as to why I wasn't subjected to any of this. Our priest was youngish, smoked, drank, attended non-church related social activities and most importantly FARKED WOMEN CONSTANTLY.
 
2003-02-24 09:40:51 AM
Oh pleese let there be quality boobies coming soon to fix our brains.
 
2003-02-24 09:43:00 AM
hey Count_Farkula, you don't happen to still have your little altar boy dress around, do you? ;)
 
2003-02-24 09:43:33 AM
All though it doesn't have to be women; Men, Rubber dolls and your own left hand works too.

Just a thought
 
2003-02-24 09:44:27 AM
"Stripped" of his duties.

Heh.
 
2003-02-24 09:44:47 AM
That should have had the "Weiners" tag.
 
2003-02-24 09:45:52 AM
I can't for the life of me figure out what TOP is.

EWWW...I just did a search on google and came across this:

Top = upper position in bed

That comes from a web site about acronyms for "gay men personals".

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or here, if my HTML link doesn't work:
http://216.239.57.100/search?q=cache:-gHRFoU_PHAC:www.geocities.com/rovi51us/a cronymgay.html+%22t.o.p.%22+personals+abbreviations&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
 
2003-02-24 09:46:10 AM
When will the Catholic Church learn that Priests, Bishops, Deacons, etc. are HUMAN and have sexual urges just like every other NORMAL human being?
 
2003-02-24 09:47:20 AM
Checks Cola's profile...

Why Yes. Yes I do.
Any kind of dress you'd like me to wear for that fact. :)

Actually, the church owned the robes, we just re-used the ones from the older boys and... oh god. The filthy relevance of that just took shape in my twisted memory...

Father, there's candle wax on my robe...
.. and it's still wet.


Sorry.
 
2003-02-24 09:48:54 AM
Good lord, the buggery!
 
2003-02-24 09:50:03 AM
I don't see what this guy's done that's so wrong. Has he molested a child? Has he broken any laws? Not that I can see. He posted a personal ad looking for companionship. Geez, there's far worse people out there than this guy.
 
2003-02-24 09:50:39 AM
"Poppa Bear": "likes younger, TOP, slim-muscular men, 18-40.

so what - hes gay - less of the witch hunting please
 
2003-02-24 09:52:05 AM
Hmm, first a thread about Bush lying.

Then a natural disaster in China.

Followed by a thread about Britain banning teeth-whitening.

Topped off with a story about a church sex scandal.

All we need now is an Islamic terrorist attack and Christina Aguilera flashing her tits and it can be stereotype day.
 
2003-02-24 09:52:59 AM
I'd hit it
 
2003-02-24 09:53:21 AM
 
2003-02-24 09:54:40 AM
Cormee, I don't think there's really a witch-hunt. Certainly not by the posts in this thread. And as far as the church, it's a religion thing. My parents were thrown out of their church for getting a divorce. Each church just has certain criteria and this guy being homosexual breaks one of those rules, so he's out.
 
2003-02-24 09:55:37 AM
Top = pitcher
Bottom = catcher

Say farewell to your innocence, you're welcome.
 
2003-02-24 10:01:12 AM
To any total Farkers, I just submitted a relevant Photoshop contest.. think it will make it to the main page? ;)
 
2003-02-24 10:01:17 AM


WTF
 
2003-02-24 10:03:07 AM
Gnasche live by the sword, die by the sword - fair point, but I think everyone (including most priests) agree that the rules of the church (esp catholic) are outdated and unrelaistic, the fact that a priest is gay doesn't really warrant an appearance on thesmokinggun.com and I think the headline: New Priest Sex Scandal with the obvious tag is meant to in some way imply that this mans behaviour is somehow comparable/related to the the child abuse scandals that have rocked the church of late - thats why I'm saying its a witch hunt
 
2003-02-24 10:03:17 AM
The body and chum of christ
 
2003-02-24 10:04:54 AM
Oddly enough the John Mayer song, "Your Body Is A Wonderland" has been in my head all morning.

With that picture, it's gone.

Thanks Fark!
 
2003-02-24 10:05:04 AM
I'm with Cormee on this one. It's a witchesbrew...er.. hunt.
 
2003-02-24 10:05:35 AM
Its a amazing what gets submitted and published on FARK. I have submitted GOOD stories, FUN articles, GREAT boobie sites...and THIS is what shows up?!

Who farking cares about this shiat?!
 
2003-02-24 10:06:18 AM
Old joke:

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son". So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate, not celibate!""
 
2003-02-24 10:07:47 AM
Remember this? Ah, nothing like reopening old scars in the eyeball socket.
 
2003-02-24 10:11:37 AM
Jaymzz, I've been listening to Stinkfist (By Tool), and I have nothing but pleasant images in my head.

/crawls into corner, shaking violently
 
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