President Bush, Introduces his new cabinet members

All the reporters agree as Michael Jordan drives away. They all really do have a story, and what a good one it is.

Red One: Dude, that purple guy is such a fag!
Yellow: Yeah, I know man.
Purple: Oh shut up you!

California energy commision

"Does this outfit make me look like a fag?"

(left to right) Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson, MacCaulay Culkin and Bubbles take the stage at the Michael Jackson tribute concert at Madison Square Garden.

er, maybe swap mj and et.

Red One: Damn, Anne Heche just called again, she wants to hang
Yellow: No way man she's too weird

Red one: Hey Kids wanna buy some smack

shiatpackin' time!

damn, I love them darn Teletubbies

how can you live with yourselves and not love the tubbies?

Oh my God! They killed Kenny.
oh... wait... he ain't dead.

Damn nigga, dat biatch got dumps like a truck and a bomb ass rack.

"I am going to biatch slap the next kid that rubs my tummy.
Farkin' little mindless bastards."

Purple: TinkyWinky. Male. 12' 6"
Green: Dipsy. Male. 10'
Yellow: LaLa. Female. 9' 6"
Red: Po. Female. Approximately 8'

them farkers are huge. and that's not including their antennae.

Is this stuff working as good for yall.

"Hey! Um... Spanky... LuLu... Faggy."
"Listen you asshole, either you learn our names or you're fired. And damnit, at least try to cover up the stink of booze on your breath. You disgust me."

Now that would educate kids!

LaLa asks if her outfit make her butt look big, and the remaining Tubbies show her how big.

RED: The purple one really is a fag. He did me last night.
YELLOW: Really? How dreamy....
RED: Yeah, I swear, he's THIS big.

WoodyTX: RED (Po) is female. You dare call yourself a 'Tubbies fan? Get your facts straight!

"are you SURE that we didn't take the brown acid?"

*proud to NOT know his Tubbies facts*

I can't see a THING in this helmet!

TK-421, why aren't you facing the right way?! TK-421!

"Most people who have sex with children are men, 25 percent of whom are married and have children."

Why haven't we legalized pot yet:?

i want a flash movie of the teletubbies, singing, and i want them singing 'straight outta compton.' get to work, farkers! make it happen!

"Tinky Winky!"

"Dipsy!"

"La La!"

"Po!"

*At this point a mob of angry and annoyed parents rush in and beat the Teletubbies to death with plywood.*

Po (red one): "Hey, guys....the producers said that its sweeps week again....time to go beat the piss outta Barney."

the automatic timer for the camera worked a bit too fast

Hey guys,now that the gay community loves us,why don't we go down to that new cockbar on the corner to get us some good ol'fashioned Walken-style ponyslam action supreme?

"DUde........ did whyd we eat all that acid!?"

"Shh..... the grass... its talking"

"why.. why ... why its telling us were gay'

Wow! I can't believe I'm drawing a complete blank on this.

Just the other day I was burnin'-a-bowl, watching the 'tubbies and everything was right with the world... it all made sense!

Guess I'll have to do a little "preparation" and get back to this later.

"Dude...do YOU have genitals?"

CONGA LINE!!!!

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Poe just recieving confirmation on their popularity breaks the news to the others:

[poe] The time has come! We must contact our leader!
[la-la] Really? I can't believe its this simple!
[dipsy] Everyone form a circle, they will remove us befor the invasion begins!
[tinky-winky] Yes my friends, all this cutsey-poo crap is FINALLY going to pay off! Our people will easily conquer this world and we will rule!


(Yea I know, I need sleep)

"Hey, guys! Didja hear? We forced that bastard Mr. Rogers into retirement! Now, let's go after that gay ass dinosaur, Barney!"

FEEL the TUBBIE love, people.......

let it control you....
let it fill every hole you may have....

"I'll take Grover. You take Elmo. You two team up on Big Bird. It's on now!"

Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!

It can't be THAT big!

Red: You heard me! I said step off, biatch!

And then the camera panned left, showing a horde of rabid penguins beating the hell out of Godzirra.