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(Some Guy)   Farker's dog stolen, kids cried. Got a new puppy today, need help on a name. Voting enabled   (mediaservice.photoisland.com) divider line 393
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2003-02-23 10:09:52 PM  
'Stay'
 
2003-02-23 10:34:19 PM  
Anthrax
 
2003-02-23 10:35:47 PM  
Uglypup
 
2003-02-23 10:40:43 PM  
Osama
 
2003-02-23 10:50:15 PM  
Dillhole!

or

Sunuva!
 
2003-02-23 11:10:49 PM  
Dammit.
 
2003-02-23 11:12:00 PM  
MyPenis
 
2003-02-23 11:14:26 PM  
Is it a male or a female dog?
 
2003-02-23 11:14:53 PM  
For those who don't know the: MyPenis joke.
 
2003-02-23 11:32:23 PM  
Lil' Bow Wow
 
2003-02-23 11:36:09 PM  
Stalin
 
2003-02-23 11:37:25 PM  
Cut off a leg and call it Tripod!
 
2003-02-23 11:38:03 PM  
Steve
 
2003-02-23 11:42:46 PM  
Oberon

or Obee for short.

Very heady.
 
2003-02-23 11:43:16 PM  
Scraps!
 
2003-02-23 11:43:36 PM  
Find the bastard who stole the dog, set an attack dog on him, then name the new dog whatever word the bastard screams loudest as he's being gnawed on.
 
2003-02-23 11:43:42 PM  
Scratch
 
2003-02-23 11:43:53 PM  
Downboy
 
2003-02-23 11:44:01 PM  
name it Merroids. It would be nice when you call him home, "Here Merroids! Here Merroids!"
 
2003-02-23 11:44:45 PM  
No good can come from this.
 
2003-02-23 11:44:52 PM  
"Chinese Beef Substitute"
 
2003-02-23 11:44:53 PM  
"Q"
 
2003-02-23 11:44:56 PM  
shiat-Breath McPuppy
 
2003-02-23 11:45:15 PM  
I was just about to say "Oh, how sweet!" but then I looked at the bug-eyed little thing.

That's a dog?
 
2003-02-23 11:45:15 PM  
Shiathead. (From "The Jerk")
 
2003-02-23 11:45:16 PM  
The Mafia.
 
2003-02-23 11:45:21 PM  
Sonofabiatch
 
2003-02-23 11:45:26 PM  
Attack Bat or Peace Monkey
 
2003-02-23 11:45:32 PM  
Drew
 
2003-02-23 11:45:34 PM  
A friend of mine has an adult pitbull that looks just like that cutie... the name "Daisy"
 
2003-02-23 11:45:35 PM  
First off, who the hell steals a dog??
Second, name it Meatball
 
2003-02-23 11:45:59 PM  
Bandit
 
2003-02-23 11:46:05 PM  
D-O-G. Sounds like: Dee-o-gee.
 
2003-02-23 11:46:06 PM  
Johnny "The Beefer" Rigatoni
 
2003-02-23 11:46:13 PM  
First off, who the hell steals a dog??
Second, name it Meatball



Now with voting!!!
 
2003-02-23 11:46:16 PM  
dildough

fellatio

farkbark

blingbling

myatuck

i got nothing?
 
2003-02-23 11:46:21 PM  
Precioussssss
 
2003-02-23 11:46:29 PM  
 
2003-02-23 11:46:36 PM  
"Conrad Bain of TV's Diff'rent Strokes"

All of that.
 
2003-02-23 11:46:40 PM  
Replacement


or maybe

Second Choice
 
2003-02-23 11:46:47 PM  
Mr. Puppy
 
2003-02-23 11:47:09 PM  
Spelled : Fred
Pronounced: David

1.Name dog
2. ??
3.Profit!
 
2003-02-23 11:47:12 PM  
Ok, serious this time

Girl - Misty
Boy - Boone
 
2003-02-23 11:47:12 PM  
Trogdor the Burninator
 
2003-02-23 11:47:21 PM  
Oops, didn't see Mister_poopy_pants's entry.
 
2003-02-23 11:47:33 PM  
Gompers
 
2003-02-23 11:47:40 PM  
name it herpes.
 
2003-02-23 11:47:44 PM  
Stankassslobberingshiatleaver.
 
2003-02-23 11:47:48 PM  
Colonel Angus
 
2003-02-23 11:47:50 PM  
Platt
 
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