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(Contact Music)   Mischa Barton has gone from hottie to "Do Not Want" faster than you can say O.C.   (contactmusic.com) divider line 104
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2009-07-08 09:53:48 AM
If you are basing this retarded headline on the pictures in the even more retarded article, you better be smoking f*cking hot, submitter. I would like photographic evidence too.

This is why women have such ridiculous self esteem issues. She only looks slightly underweight in those photos so, of course, she's "bloated".
 
2009-07-08 09:57:37 AM
Oh noes! A celebrity looks like a perfectly lovely normal human being! Quick, alert the media, so we can all make fun of her!
 
2009-07-08 09:58:22 AM
She doesn't look bad, whoever the hell that is.
 
2009-07-08 10:17:48 AM
Would still hit.
 
2009-07-08 10:22:09 AM
thats not bloated. thats normal. and i would hit that, prematurely ejaculate, and then hit it again while crying about having just prematurely ejaculated.
 
2009-07-08 10:25:32 AM
I would insert my penis into her.

\My God, are most of you Farkers idiots...
 
2009-07-08 10:26:16 AM
In the link to this story that stayed red, her eyes are scary.
 
2009-07-08 10:31:07 AM
Who?

/Yes, I'm old!
//Now, get the fark off my lawn and GBUTRYCOFU.
 
2009-07-08 10:32:28 AM
Holy f*ck! She's blown up to the size of an Olsen twin!
 
2009-07-08 10:40:14 AM
She's almost as disgusting as Megan Fox with her stubby thumbs.
 
2009-07-08 10:44:41 AM
The only thing I see wrong there is that she stole her grandmother's best denim outfit.
 
2009-07-08 11:09:04 AM
Caption: Mischa Barton (Picture) on her way to a business meeting in Beverly Hills with her dog Charlie, Los Angeles, California

I'd love to read more, but I have an appointment with my attorney, and my parrot needs to get in the car.
 
2009-07-08 11:09:55 AM
Just look at those rounded knees... God, even if she dropped the weight, she'd have to deal with the skin flap!

You're gay, subby. Just so you know.
 
2009-07-08 11:12:51 AM
A) Don't call it that

and

B) go fark yourself, subby
 
2009-07-08 11:18:36 AM
Huh. And all those years she was on the OC, all anyone biatched about was how skinny she is and she's too skinny and she may have an eating disorder. Now she looks NORMAL (and it looks like her hooters are bigger, too) and someone's still gotta biatch.

Yeah that outfit is atrocious, but she looks normal.
 
2009-07-08 11:19:11 AM
Admit it, Subby--you've never in your life banged anything even 10% as hot as that. Assuming, of course, that you've even touched a vagina at all since the day you popped out of your mom's.
 
2009-07-08 11:20:25 AM
Hey, Subby.

Richard Simmons called. He wants you to tone it down a bit.
 
2009-07-08 11:22:06 AM
WTF is wrong with people. She's perfectly hittable.

Yeesh, if anything she was a bag of antlers before.

STFU subby and get back to fapping over Calista Flockhart.
 
2009-07-08 11:25:03 AM
Outside of the terrible sunglasses.. she looks hittable to me.
 
2009-07-08 11:25:34 AM
slayer199: WTF is wrong with people. She's perfectly hittable.

Yeesh, if anything she was a bag of antlers before.

STFU subby and get back to fapping over Calista Flockhart.


That cow? I think subby would prefer something in a Nearly Dead Kate Moss.
 
2009-07-08 11:32:29 AM
OMG, what a cow! Well, I suppose I'll still throw her one if she can manage to waddle over to my place.

img199.imagevenue.com
 
2009-07-08 11:48:12 AM

Dr.Knockboots


Outside of the terrible sunglasses.. she looks hittable to me.


Inside of the terrible sunglasses, it's too dark to read.
 
2009-07-08 11:49:31 AM
I would break it off inside her to ensure no other males impregnated her.
 
2009-07-08 11:49:57 AM
I don't really know who this is, but those pictures just look like someone's mom, someone's good looking mom. Was she super hot before, someone post some before/after pics, I'm farking too lazy to GIS.
 
2009-07-08 11:51:04 AM
Cyberluddite: you've even touched a vagina at all since the day you popped out of your mom's.

I read that as "pooped", now I've gotta go dig up my Aristocrats DVD...
 
2009-07-08 11:53:29 AM
Blowmonkey: I don't really know who this is, but those pictures just look like someone's mom, someone's good looking mom. Was she super hot before, someone post some before/after pics, I'm farking too lazy to GIS.

Before:

i.dailymail.co.uk

After:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2009-07-08 11:57:38 AM
She looks healthy now. She was disturbingly skinny before. There's very little that turns me off more than a woman who looks like she'd break apart on a bumpy road. I find it repulsive.
 
2009-07-08 12:01:04 PM
Hmmm, based on those two pictures, she really didn't look that good before, she looks kind of sick actually. She doesn't look super great, a little puffy maybe in the after picture, kind of pale, but probably a little better.
 
2009-07-08 12:02:42 PM
i30.tinypic.com

Also, cankles:
i.dailymail.co.uk

i666.photobucket.com

elvisbloom: Blowmonkey: I don't really know who this is, but those pictures just look like someone's mom, someone's good looking mom. Was she super hot before, someone post some before/after pics, I'm farking too lazy to GIS.

Before:
After:


There was a time when she inhabited the vast valley between those two picture known as "healthy". Looked like this:

www.adrants.com

That after pic does not scream healthy to me. Seems she traded coke for booze.
 
2009-07-08 12:03:55 PM
i88.photobucket.com

I think she looks good
 
2009-07-08 12:07:24 PM
I'm jerking off to a picture of Karen Carpenter right now, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2009-07-08 12:07:28 PM
elvisbloom: Blowmonkey: I don't really know who this is, but those pictures just look like someone's mom, someone's good looking mom. Was she super hot before, someone post some before/after pics, I'm farking too lazy to GIS.

Before:



After:


She is a walking eating disorder.
 
2009-07-08 12:15:11 PM
She's always been homely looking to me. There were some pics floating around a week ago where she must have been drinking all night and she looked awful. The last pic that Heretic posted of her she actually looks pretty good. A little skinny, but she doesn't look gaunt and coked out.
 
2009-07-08 12:16:45 PM
I have never found her attractive, but knowing she has a vagina, I probably would still hit it (if I was single)
 
2009-07-08 12:17:04 PM
Some o'you bastards ain't had pussy since pussy had you.
This woman looks good.

/built for comfort, not for speed, FTW
 
2009-07-08 12:17:25 PM
If that's what alcohol does to a body, sign me up!
 
2009-07-08 12:18:52 PM
Wow, she really put on weight since Lawn Dogs.
 
2009-07-08 12:19:27 PM
sorry subby but I would hit if she was skinny or bloated.
 
2009-07-08 12:22:42 PM
I never watch that show but I always preferred this one.

img248.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-08 12:25:55 PM
Mr. Potatoass: I'm jerking off to a picture of Karen Carpenter right now, so I'm really getting a kick...

A few years ago, my best friend and I both went out as Karen Carpenter. We thought it was hilarious.

Now, to the topic of the thread: Who?
 
2009-07-08 12:36:09 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-07-08 12:39:14 PM
Jesus Christ Farkers, have you really never farked a real woman? That's what they look like, different body types and personalities. It's all good.

While you're hunting around the internet with a magnifying glass inspecting tiny details on starlet's bodies some guy is farking your wife or girlfriend, or the nice girl you met but were too chicken to talk to or TRY anything with.

/but hey, if it makes you happy...
 
2009-07-08 12:42:34 PM
wpmulligan: I never watch that show but I always preferred this one.

this, very much.
 
2009-07-08 12:44:42 PM
At least she looks better than that awful 'haggard' pic that was posted about a week ago. I don't see the issue here besides the tabs' inability to realize that women aren't supposed to look like deep roasted adolescent boys.
 
2009-07-08 12:47:51 PM
elvisbloom: Blowmonkey: I don't really know who this is, but those pictures just look like someone's mom, someone's good looking mom. Was she super hot before, someone post some before/after pics, I'm farking too lazy to GIS.

Before:



After:


Two very very unflattering pictures of her. Not a good set!

And she does not have cankles!
 
2009-07-08 12:47:53 PM
She'd do.
 
2009-07-08 12:49:01 PM
Mr.Poops: She's always been homely looking to me. There were some pics floating around a week ago where she must have been drinking all night and she looked awful. The last pic that Heretic posted of her she actually looks pretty good. A little skinny, but she doesn't look gaunt and coked out.

I concur. The pics in the article show a woman suffering a fashion emergency, but she's got an hourglass figure, nice legs, big boobs... WTF are we supposed to want?

Oh, yeah, Ethiopian famine victim like Elvisbloom's "before" picture.

The author of TFA masturbates with sandpaper.
 
2009-07-08 12:52:45 PM
Egg. I mean Ann: A) Don't call it that

This, combined with your handle, is the greatest thing I have ever read.

At least in the last week.

Well, maybe the last 24 hours.

Five minutes?

/Sorry, I'm pretty particular about time-keeping.
//You might say I'm 'obsessive'. Even 'compulsive'.
///I have what's referred to in the soft sciences as "The OC Disorder"
 
2009-07-08 12:56:03 PM
this still cant compare to those pics from a week ago when she became the face of Mugatu's "Derelicte" campaign
Link (new window)

img21.imageshack.us
profile.ak.facebook.com


Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so uniqu
 
2009-07-08 12:58:46 PM
She must have gotten back to her Irish roots, or she's of the Smack.
 
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