When the hell did they start judgeing by brains?

Ok, I got 4/5 questions right and I'm an 18 year old Canadian (I didn't know the one about who succeeds the president after the VP, my guess was Barry Bonds)

It's not judging by brains, it's more of a simple is there/isn't there a brain.

This is great, finally a reason to watch that show other than for boobies.

why is that great?
the show is only about ass and titties.
otherwise why bother making them prance about...

Two of the contestants -- Miss Hawaii Denby Dung and Miss North Dakota Jillayne Mertens -- could not name Vice President Dick Cheney

Oh Miss Dung, I'm so so dissapointed in you. Not because you missed such an easy question, but because you're in that stupid contest, and you haven't changed your last name.

"...the point of the exercise is to erase the stereotype of Miss America as brainless beauty..."

What makes them so sure that stereotype isn't TRUE?

Rounded
hehehehe

Rounded: Well, hey. Go easy on Dung.
That's not to say that I don't also laugh at her for not changing her name...

Of course, The Prez and The Vice Prez got where they are DESPITE Hawaii's voting against them, and they don't much care about this little island chain anyway. So hell. I don't blame her for not caring enough to know.

I don't think knowing who Barry Bonds is is exactly earthshaking material to know, either. Of course, it's sports. And thus, earthshaking.

And wouldn't answering "what is stem cell research" take, well...several MINUTES to do? Assuming that the expected result of "Umm...." is not given.

I have never before been told to "Go easy on Dung."

....Well except once at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

that is too farking funny! I hope half them biatches leave.... DUMB ASS WHORES.

can't get a free meal from your looks girls...
have to study, even alittle........

This quiz will make the pagent incredibly exciting. Imagine the fun of watching contestants contemplating who is buried in Grant's tomb. But what is even more fun is when they think they know the answer but are way off.
Judge: How many states are in the United States?
Miss whatever crappy state: 45
Judge: Um... no
Miss whatever crappy state: Oh, I didn't count Alaska, Hawaii, or Mexico
Judge: Mexico isn't a state, I think you're thinking of New Mexico.
Miss whatever crappy state: There's a new Mexico now?
Judge: Forget it, next question.....Who said "My only regret is that I only have one life to give for my country."
Miss whatever crappy state: Bill Clinton
Judge: NO GODDAMNIT, PICK UP A FARKING BOOK YOU WHORE!!!!

see the possiblities are endless.

[BLOCKQUOTE]Even Miss California Stephanie Baldwin missed that one.[/BLOCKQUOTE]

Yes when I think of the great geniouses throughout history, three names come to mind:


Albert Einstein

Frederic Gauss

and Tori Spelling

so when did someone else from staten island start farkin here?

i've sent a few links from silive.com, but they never got accepted. *sigh*
guess it hadda involve b00bies.

What an insult. Parading these women around on stage like meat and then try to play it off like they are intelligent because they know who a baseball player is.

Burn you farking television.

Television?

And to think; all these years I've been tuning in to the Miss America Pageant on the radio. Who knew?

"It's like studying for a random quiz."

No, it IS studying for a random quiz.

-Society to Counter the Overuse of the Word, "Like" (SCOWL)

Just like when Howard Stern quizes Playboy Playmates...

Howard:"How many years is 5 decades?"

Blonde:"50,000?"

Theman: Why does the Playboy Playmate have to be blonde? Plenty of brunette and redheaded whores in the world...

-Society to Counter the Overrating of Blonde Hair on Women

I am just relieved that Miss Hawaii got Peral Harbor correct. Then again they say :

Three others beside Miss Illinois didn't know Dec. 7, 1941, the date that was supposed to live in infamy. It was the day Japanese forces bombed the U.S. Navy fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.

Maybe she's of the four?

I'm already rooting for Denby Dung to win!

Maybe based on the results of these test quizzes [sic?] they will modify the questions to more accurately reflect the life experiences of the contestants (you know, kinda like how standardized testing is unfair to certain minority groups). Just a few suggestions:

Host: "You are just about to be called on stage when a strap on your evening gown breaks. You have a hairpin, some chewing gum and a piece of string. WHAT DO YOU DO?! What do you do?!"

-or-

Host: "While putting on your swimsuit for the next round of competition you notice that the Haagen Dazs you ate last night went straight to your ass. How do you make your bum still look delectable to the judges?"

I don't know how much longer that show can survive. I wouldn't be surprised to find them mudwrestling in a few years to get the ratings up.

The first contestant to put on glasses is going to be declared the winner of the quiz by default.

Gee, pretty and stupid..........who would have guessed?

SPERTUS would have no problems here man! GO SPERTUS!

Q: What happened on Dec. 7, 1941? Bimbo contestant: "Why, a half off Christmas sale at Macy's, of course, you silly!"

Niles Crane's cockatoo: "Cute but stupid!!"

Just goes to show you looks and a great set of tits will only get you past the first 15 minutes. After that, you better know what the fark you're talking about.

Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!