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(Some Guy)		Man crosses road for chicken, gets stuck in manhole for 3 days (www0.mercurycenter.com)		12
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Bongo_Fury

2001-09-11 12:09:07 AM

just another example of the evils of chicken.
Inoccuous looking birds, but full of naughy intentions.

Like sirens they called to him and led him to his doom...
a lucky escape I say.

beware the chickens.

WALKEN

2001-09-11 12:59:08 AM

Why did the man cross the road..??

He had his dick stuck in a Chicken...!

Norad

2001-09-11 01:10:13 AM

If it was Popeye's, this could be excused. If he was going for that KFC crap....good.

forgotten424

2001-09-11 01:21:40 AM

For some reason, I thought he was going across the street to get a live chicken. To keep it as a pet, perhaps.

Rounded_Bits

2001-09-11 01:54:43 AM

After three days without food and water, rescuers pulled him out. His chief regret? ``I never did get that chicken.''

Amazing.

Tooth

2001-09-11 02:00:37 AM

A very dedicated fatass.

WoodyTX

2001-09-11 02:06:08 AM

PETA's right. Meat is bad for you.

MisterSym

2001-09-11 02:28:18 AM

"Funchess said the bizarre experience left him a changed man. 'It makes me look at certain things a lot differently now,' he said."

I figure most people would look at this as a life-changing message to lose weight, but...

"His chief regret? `I never did get that chicken.'"

*sigh* Tubby biatches....

Trapezoid

2001-09-11 04:34:28 AM

I thought a chicken was asking to cross the road...

jasmo

2001-09-11 05:57:40 AM

After three days without food and water, rescuers pulled him out. His chief regret? "I never did get to KFC and stab that biatch in the head with a pen!"

Or was that another story?

meepmeep

2001-09-11 07:17:00 AM

``It makes me look at certain things a lot differently now,''

Hopefully things like open manholes before he steps into them...

Godzirra

2001-09-11 02:46:08 PM

Wow, nobody seems to be commenting on these threads. I bet they feer ronery!

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