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		Drunken farm tractor driver leads police on slow chase; police await official results of BAC test, but expect driver was really plowed (news.yahoo.com)		42
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schattenteufel		2009-07-07 04:14:58 PM

What do they grow on a drunken farm?

SwingAwayMarell		2009-07-07 04:15:10 PM

Be careful with that blood test. My sister got herpes from a tractor.

xnewnoisex		2009-07-07 04:15:52 PM

*golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

rFarke		2009-07-07 04:16:20 PM

Oh Deere

groininjury		2009-07-07 04:16:21 PM

Oh Deere

groininjury		2009-07-07 04:17:13 PM

fFarke!!

(shakes tiny fist)

Russ1642		2009-07-07 04:18:15 PM

They shot the tires? They should have shot the driver.

Georgion		2009-07-07 04:18:20 PM

Oh Deere

the_rev		2009-07-07 04:18:46 PM

Cut him some slack. He'd just received a Deere John letter.

Barakku		2009-07-07 04:20:09 PM

xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

How is babby farmed?

angry_scientist		2009-07-07 04:20:17 PM

Oh International Harvester

mybabysmomma		2009-07-07 04:20:19 PM

xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

I was gonna say Germans

rFarke		2009-07-07 04:20:56 PM

groininjury: fFarke!!

(shakes tiny fist)

+1
/second

JohnnyShotMe		2009-07-07 04:21:53 PM

He better keep his hoe in check.

Jsil		2009-07-07 04:22:31 PM

"A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him"

Wait so who the fark drove a tractor to a nightclub? You sure this is Germany and not Wyoming?

Pair-o-Dice		2009-07-07 04:23:29 PM

schattenteufel:
What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Malt, barley and hops. The usual suspects.

AbbeySomeone		2009-07-07 04:23:36 PM

xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

Pair-o-Dice		2009-07-07 04:24:53 PM

driver leads police on slow chase

O.k., who's gonna post the O.J. approves pic?

Pick		2009-07-07 04:25:24 PM

Have you seen the new John Deere tractors with cabs lately? Almost as nice as a Caddy. Some have "buddy" seats for passengers.

JohnnyShotMe		2009-07-07 04:25:37 PM

Jsil: "A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him"

Wait so who the fark drove a tractor to a nightclub? You sure this is Germany and not Wyoming?

A good part of Germany goes like this...

road
road
village
cemetary
road
road
village
cemetary
road
road
cemetary
village
road
flock of sheep inexplicably in the middle of the road
road
cemetary
castle
village
road
road

mybabysmomma		2009-07-07 04:26:31 PM

AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

drop this "y"?

Pair-o-Dice		2009-07-07 04:27:03 PM

the_rev:
Cut him some slack. He'd just received a Deere John letter.

They see me rollin'...

angry_scientist		2009-07-07 04:27:28 PM

Pick: Have you seen the new John Deere tractors with cabs lately? Almost as nice as a Caddy. Some have "buddy" seats for passengers.

One of our friends has a late 70's New Holland combine that has a Caddy hood ornament on it. He said he wouldn't buy it without it. The thing still works great to this day...

/tmyk

the_rev		2009-07-07 04:28:10 PM

Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.

Limp_Bisquick		2009-07-07 04:33:38 PM

I'm sure the police have a good Case against him

Wolfmanjames		2009-07-07 04:34:10 PM

Georgion: Oh Deere

They're gonna have a field day with this.

Wolfmanjames		2009-07-07 04:35:42 PM

JohnnyShotMe: hoe

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Tigggy		2009-07-07 04:39:16 PM

AbbeySomeone		2009-07-07 04:40:43 PM

mybabysmomma: AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

drop this "y"?

wut?

ciocia		2009-07-07 04:43:09 PM

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Potted plants, silly.

JohnnyShotMe		2009-07-07 04:45:36 PM

AbbeySomeone: mybabysmomma: AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

drop this "y"?

wut?

Found the clue. It was laying right next to the "y". Is it yours?

AbbeySomeone		2009-07-07 04:50:46 PM

This is fark, I shouldn't be put under this kind of pressure.

/whimper

JohnnyShotMe		2009-07-07 04:53:19 PM

AbbeySomeone: This is fark, I shouldn't be put under this kind of pressure.

/whimper

Pressure? What do you know about pressure?

moviesoddity.com

Mr. Potatoass		2009-07-07 04:54:29 PM

the_rev: Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.

Golf clap

Felix_T_Cat		2009-07-07 05:06:37 PM

the_rev: Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.

You are truly awesome!

desertfool		2009-07-07 06:25:40 PM

I really expected this to be in Wisconsin when I clicked on the link.

/happens everyday around here.

Elvis_Pelt		2009-07-07 07:10:10 PM

tubeolube: Tractors don't plow idiot.

What are we supposed to do? We've got a lot of idiot to plow!

Trivia Jockey		2009-07-07 08:30:41 PM

tubeolube: Tractors don't plow idiot.

I'm no farmer, but don't tractors pull plows?

angrygrizzly		2009-07-07 08:38:01 PM

The Possum approves.

phamwaa		2009-07-07 10:31:32 PM

He shoulda stolen one of these (popsy)

King Something		2009-07-08 01:02:16 AM

Oh, Deere.

CoysOdie		2009-07-08 02:42:19 AM

"........said police, who used pepper spray to try to stop the vehicle."????
Stupid sentence.

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