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(Yahoo)   Drunken farm tractor driver leads police on slow chase; police await official results of BAC test, but expect driver was really plowed   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 42
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2009-07-07 04:14:58 PM  
What do they grow on a drunken farm?
 
2009-07-07 04:15:10 PM  
Be careful with that blood test. My sister got herpes from a tractor.
 
2009-07-07 04:15:52 PM  
*golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies
 
2009-07-07 04:16:20 PM  
Oh Deere
 
2009-07-07 04:16:21 PM  
Oh Deere
 
2009-07-07 04:17:13 PM  
fFarke!!

(shakes tiny fist)
 
2009-07-07 04:18:15 PM  
They shot the tires? They should have shot the driver.
 
2009-07-07 04:18:20 PM  
Oh Deere
 
2009-07-07 04:18:46 PM  
Cut him some slack. He'd just received a Deere John letter.
 
2009-07-07 04:20:09 PM  
xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies


How is babby farmed?
 
2009-07-07 04:20:17 PM  
Oh International Harvester
 
2009-07-07 04:20:19 PM  
xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies


I was gonna say Germans
 
2009-07-07 04:20:56 PM  
groininjury: fFarke!!

(shakes tiny fist)


+1
/second
 
2009-07-07 04:21:53 PM  
He better keep his hoe in check.
 
2009-07-07 04:22:31 PM  
"A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him"

Wait so who the fark drove a tractor to a nightclub? You sure this is Germany and not Wyoming?
 
2009-07-07 04:23:29 PM  
schattenteufel:
What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Malt, barley and hops. The usual suspects.
 
2009-07-07 04:23:36 PM  
xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies


Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.
 
2009-07-07 04:24:53 PM  
driver leads police on slow chase

O.k., who's gonna post the O.J. approves pic?
 
2009-07-07 04:25:24 PM  
Have you seen the new John Deere tractors with cabs lately? Almost as nice as a Caddy. Some have "buddy" seats for passengers.
 
2009-07-07 04:25:37 PM  
Jsil: "A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him"

Wait so who the fark drove a tractor to a nightclub? You sure this is Germany and not Wyoming?


A good part of Germany goes like this...

road
road
village
cemetary
road
road
village
cemetary
road
road
cemetary
village
road
flock of sheep inexplicably in the middle of the road
road
cemetary
castle
village
road
road
 
2009-07-07 04:26:31 PM  
AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.


drop this "y"?
 
2009-07-07 04:27:03 PM  
the_rev:
Cut him some slack. He'd just received a Deere John letter.

They see me rollin'...
 
2009-07-07 04:27:28 PM  
Pick: Have you seen the new John Deere tractors with cabs lately? Almost as nice as a Caddy. Some have "buddy" seats for passengers.

One of our friends has a late 70's New Holland combine that has a Caddy hood ornament on it. He said he wouldn't buy it without it. The thing still works great to this day...

/tmyk
 
2009-07-07 04:28:10 PM  
Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.
 
2009-07-07 04:33:38 PM  
I'm sure the police have a good Case against him
 
2009-07-07 04:34:10 PM  
Georgion: Oh Deere

They're gonna have a field day with this.
 
2009-07-07 04:35:42 PM  
JohnnyShotMe: hoe

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2009-07-07 04:39:16 PM  
Jsil: "A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him"

Wait so who the fark drove a tractor to a nightclub? You sure this is Germany and not Wyoming?


Nightclub... Wyoming... That.Does.Not.Compute.
 
2009-07-07 04:40:43 PM  
mybabysmomma: AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

drop this "y"?


wut?
 
2009-07-07 04:43:09 PM  
schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Potted plants, silly.
 
2009-07-07 04:45:36 PM  
AbbeySomeone: mybabysmomma: AbbeySomeone: xnewnoisex: *golf clap* nice work subby

schattenteufel: What do they grow on a drunken farm?

Babies

Sex farm woman
Plowin through your wheat fields.

drop this "y"?

wut?


Found the clue. It was laying right next to the "y". Is it yours?
 
2009-07-07 04:50:46 PM  
This is fark, I shouldn't be put under this kind of pressure.

/whimper
 
2009-07-07 04:53:19 PM  
AbbeySomeone: This is fark, I shouldn't be put under this kind of pressure.

/whimper


Pressure? What do you know about pressure?

moviesoddity.com
 
2009-07-07 04:54:29 PM  
the_rev: Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.


Golf clap
 
2009-07-07 05:06:37 PM  
the_rev: Jsil: A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase

It's the slow spark of high-wheeled boys.


You are truly awesome!
 
2009-07-07 06:25:40 PM  
I really expected this to be in Wisconsin when I clicked on the link.

/happens everyday around here.
 
2009-07-07 07:10:10 PM  
tubeolube: Tractors don't plow idiot.

What are we supposed to do? We've got a lot of idiot to plow!
 
2009-07-07 08:30:41 PM  
tubeolube: Tractors don't plow idiot.


I'm no farmer, but don't tractors pull plows?
 
2009-07-07 08:38:01 PM  
blog.newsok.com

The Possum approves.
 
2009-07-07 10:31:32 PM  
He shoulda stolen one of these (popsy)
 
2009-07-08 01:02:16 AM  
Oh, Deere.
 
2009-07-08 02:42:19 AM  
"........said police, who used pepper spray to try to stop the vehicle."????
Stupid sentence.
 
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