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(Daily Mail)   Former tennis star Steffi Graf goes to the beach wearing a bathing suit that proves she still has a great racket   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 94
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2009-07-06 08:23:15 PM
Yeah, but she still has a face like a mule.
 
2009-07-06 09:25:12 PM
 
2009-07-06 09:58:26 PM
Those kids have more natural tennis talent in their pinkies than I have in my entire body. They're probably both going to become architects or something...
 
2009-07-06 10:13:09 PM
But she's butt ugly.
 
2009-07-06 10:20:46 PM
basemetal: But she's butt ugly.

But her butt sure isn't ugly.
 
2009-07-06 10:20:55 PM
Other than the butterface she's great.
Really good shape for a mom of two kids.

Sadly, she looks like she could be Geddy Lee's younger sister.
 
2009-07-06 10:26:32 PM
*fap fap fap fap*
 
2009-07-06 10:30:26 PM
The pics all said "Splash" so I was obligated to do so, repeatedly..

/bet she makes Scheiße videos at home..
 
2009-07-06 11:43:21 PM
I always wondered what Toucan Sam would look like in a bikini.
 
2009-07-07 01:11:42 AM
MOnica Seles, Anna K, or Maria Sharapova yes please. Steffi Graf is teh scarry.

Hell Chris Evert in her prime (20's) in a BIKINI yes please. She was so hot back then.
 
2009-07-07 01:13:08 AM
Not to play right into that one joke, but, in all honesty, what is with her knees? They look like friggin' camel knees. Is it just the angle/lighting?
 
2009-07-07 01:14:57 AM
Oh fail on me. Not Monica Seles, I meant Martina Hingis.

Though Martina has like a forhead that wants to duel with Christina Ricci.
 
2009-07-07 01:20:56 AM
BlueRoseJS: This seems relevant. (new window)

Wow I'll never see House the same now... Nice!
 
2009-07-07 01:22:13 AM
What the hell is that thing on her face?!

/...oh
 
2009-07-07 01:22:13 AM
All that's missing is the 'stache....

www.moonbattery.com
 
2009-07-07 01:28:54 AM
He gave up farking Brooke Shields for that face!
 
2009-07-07 01:28:56 AM
ZOMG! Lets all oogle the paparazzi picture! Look at her... She is so much more interesting than other 40 year old women wearing bikinis.

This kind of thing makes me sick to my ass.
 
2009-07-07 01:29:04 AM
She's no Brooke Shields.
 
2009-07-07 01:32:31 AM
She needs a sammich: Zero body fat.
 
2009-07-07 01:33:32 AM
She's no Brooke Shields...which is a plus, in so many not so apparent ways.

/ but I think we all can agree the nose has got to go
// is the kid ranked in the USTA's under 8s (if there is such a thing)
 
2009-07-07 01:35:20 AM
Whatever. I'd prefer the babe in the article above this one.
 
2009-07-07 01:35:27 AM
she always was a butterface.

/ is what paper bags were made for.
// smokin' bod for a 40 y/o
 
2009-07-07 01:36:10 AM
Shame on you. She is a superb athlete, arguably the best female tennis player ever, would have whipped your ass at tennis unless your name is Federer.

My admiration for Agassi increased 1000-fold when he married her instead of some blonde vision of perfection (gambit's girl excepted).
 
2009-07-07 01:36:35 AM
Jeezus people - she's 40 and has 2 kids and still able to wear a bikini. Most of you would hit it if you could. Quit farkin lyin.
 
2009-07-07 01:42:08 AM
Um...what? That girl needs 500mg of norakatal. Stat.
 
2009-07-07 01:44:56 AM
BUT!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Yes. Butt.
 
2009-07-07 01:45:25 AM
I would love to have a chance to hit that
 
2009-07-07 01:55:53 AM
bigpeeler: Yeah, but she still has a face like a mule.

Mule I'd Like To fark.
 
2009-07-07 02:01:05 AM
Seriously people, much ado about nothing, I'll take my GF (6' tall smokin' hot cuban) over that nasty tummy fat, cellulite ass anyday. The headline should have read " OMG, I can't believe i wanted to hit this once upon a time, eye bleach please!"
 
2009-07-07 02:01:29 AM
"Huh-huh, huh huh, Stiffy Graffe."
img110.imageshack.us
 
2009-07-07 02:03:54 AM
When did Christopher Eccleston grow tits?
 
2009-07-07 02:04:41 AM
dillenger69: Other than the butterface she's great.
Really good shape for a mom of two kids.

Sadly, she looks like she could be Geddy Lee's younger sister.


well played, sir.

/+1
 
2009-07-07 02:11:43 AM
TFDan: Seriously people, much ado about nothing, I'll take my GF (6' tall smokin' hot cuban) over that nasty tummy fat, cellulite ass anyday. The headline should have read " OMG, I can't believe i wanted to hit this once upon a time, eye bleach please!"

QFT Moran
 
2009-07-07 02:12:24 AM
An Alps Stranger: When did Christopher Eccleston grow tits?

You're ruining it for me.
 
2009-07-07 02:15:16 AM
Not being judgemental, but damn that woman is homely.
 
2009-07-07 02:17:03 AM
dillenger69: Sadly, she looks like she could be Geddy Lee's younger sister.


Lulz. Back in high school, I remember her being in one of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues. Meh.
 
2009-07-07 02:17:23 AM
TFDan

Pics of your 6' tall Cuban or forever be branded the biggest liar in the history of the internet.
 
2009-07-07 02:17:53 AM
TFDan: Seriously people, much ado about nothing, I'll take my GF (6' tall smokin' hot cuban) over that nasty tummy fat, cellulite ass anyday. The headline should have read " OMG, I can't believe i wanted to hit this once upon a time, eye bleach please!"

Don't you have to be at the gym?
Like in under a half hour?
 
2009-07-07 02:18:38 AM
TFDan: Seriously people, much ado about nothing, I'll take my GF (6' tall smokin' hot cuban) over that nasty tummy fat, cellulite ass anyday. The headline should have read " OMG, I can't believe i wanted to hit this once upon a time, eye bleach please!"

LOL!! Still take Graf for her tennis ability over hot Cuban any day of the week. Duh! So she's Cuban. What else? They suffer from "I'm a Cuban National" disease anyway. Fark that (and your diseased and tainted wife.) Don't let her shenanigans fool your uneducated self, sir - respectfully. Genes for athletic ability outrank all what you've described. Get a clue.

/ Game-set-match Cuban?
// your forehand is better than that
 
2009-07-07 02:21:21 AM
I'd hit it, I like big noses...
 
2009-07-07 02:22:48 AM
tchau: Hell Chris Evert in her prime (20's) in a BIKINI yes please. She was so hot back then.


If you call me Chris Evert to my face one more time, we'd better take a station break. (new window)
 
2009-07-07 02:42:04 AM
pen15 = penis
tenn15 = tennis?

/drunk
 
2009-07-07 03:23:09 AM
I seriously couldn't care about the ridicule I faced at school, I totally loved Steffi. Being an awkward 14 year old myself at the time I felt all of the derisive talk about her as an affront to me personally and defended her to the point of getting my ass kicked against the walls of the handball courts after school. Every victory she earned was silent vindication for me, and when she finally beat Martina I cried openly in spite of my mother's laughter.

Every serve and volley, every play at the net, and all of the deep back hand return winners... were victories I shared with her, the ugly ducklings, cast offs and ostricken.

Then when I got to high school, I grew 3", my voice dropped, and I discovered blazers with rolled sleeves (like Michael J. Fox)... the chicks started to notice me and I started to grow a pony tail... and Steffi now? Meh, I've definitely snogged better looking lesbians for sure... and damn, that nose! You got money honey, get it fixed!!

/jk Steffi, will always love you
//you're just an acquired taste
 
2009-07-07 03:26:14 AM
cantsleep: TFDan: Seriously people, much ado about nothing, I'll take my GF (6' tall smokin' hot cuban) over that nasty tummy fat, cellulite ass anyday. The headline should have read " OMG, I can't believe i wanted to hit this once upon a time, eye bleach please!"

Don't you have to be at the gym?
Like in under a half hour?


I think it's the big teef girl that floats around fark on occasion.
 
2009-07-07 03:29:00 AM
Ugly or not none of the internet romeos here have a chance in hell to get her.
 
2009-07-07 04:09:54 AM
Gawdzila: She is a total brown-bagger.


IIRC, Rodney Dangerfield came up with the new version of "double-bagging". You put a bag over her head and yours...just in case one of them falls off.
 
2009-07-07 04:12:49 AM
Gawdzila: Tennis players have fantastic bodies, but I can't get past that face.
She is a total brown-bagger. There are way too many other hotter, prettier, tennis chicks for me to fap over her.

Sharapova?

Ivanovic?

Hantuchova?

Kirilenko?

Kournikova?

Any of those >>>>>>> Graf


mira sorvino? mena suvari?
 
2009-07-07 04:21:01 AM
Alyna_jf: mira sorvino? mena suvari?

They're attractive but... do they play tennis professionally?
What made you think of those two?
 
2009-07-07 04:23:00 AM
Gawdzila: Alyna_jf: mira sorvino? mena suvari?

They're attractive but... do they play tennis professionally?
What made you think of those two?


dale gribble
 
2009-07-07 04:25:26 AM
Alyna_jf: dale gribble

OH, LOL.
Sorry it is late, I'm dumb :)
 
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